Chapter 82: Playing with Yourself?

"Six Doors, is there still the Shenhou Mansion or something?" Yu Chao asked directly.

President He waved his hand and smiled: "Brother Yu, don't listen to Secretary Li's nonsense, don't be a provincial department of the sixth department, how can you casually give others nicknames?"

Li Li replied without fear: "What's wrong?"

Haven't you seen on TV that there are six major crime teams and six criminal investigation departments, these are all departments responsible for major and important cases, and the responsibilities of the six doors are different.

In my opinion, the six places are the six doors of the modern age, and that's right.

When I was in the capital, I was called it so directly, and I didn't see anyone say anything about me!"

Sweat!

Who's going to bother with you as a little girl?

President He changed the topic and asked Yu Chao, "Brother Yu, you just said that you can smell a certain smell that has existed in a month, what does it mean that it has existed?"

Yu Chao scratched the back of his head and said, "I don't know what's going on, I feel that my hands have been washed very cleanly, and even after more than 20 days, I can still smell a trace of fish."

You know, I hadn't touched any fish during that time, and it was unlikely that my hands would have a fishy smell, so I didn't know about the situation.

By the way, what are the six places and not the six places, I tell you, I will report the situation to you, not that I am willing to help or anything.

It's not a big deal, don't come to me!

It's best not to look for me if there's something, I don't want to be used as a search dog, and living my salted fish life at home with peace of mind is the most important thing. ”

President He sneered and didn't answer him, who told you to say it, since it has to be recorded, can you still be spared when it is time to find you?

Hey, by the way, this sense of smell isn't an ability, is it?

Otherwise, the abnormal energy value will not be a little bit, that is, it should be the result of organ mutation?

"Ahem, Brother Yu, you see that you have this extraordinary sense of smell, I wonder if you can go to a professional institution to test it, maybe you can research the relevant instruments, and then you don't have to bother you!"

What? Do you want me to be tested?

Slice?

Test?

Or something else?

Many terrifying scenes instantly appeared in Yu Chao's mind, and it was not a joy to be studied!

"Don't even think about it!Okay, the matter has been discussed, you can go back if you have nothing to do!" Yu Chao began to send off the guests.

I am just a branch president of the Xuanmen Association, what kind of heart do you have to.

"Ahem, then we'll say goodbye first, and then I'll send someone to send the membership card and relevant contact information.

If you have any questions or needs, you can contact us through our special mobile phone, do not use other mobile phones, that is not available. ”

Seeing off President He and the others, Yu Chao regretted telling him about the abnormal sense of smell, and he felt that this matter would definitely not end like this.

Impulsive, it's all impulsive!

Worried, worried about death.

I had to go to sleep to forget these troubles, so Yu Chao didn't even prepare dinner, so he said hello to his mother and went back to sleep.

The next day, after Yu Chao re-examined in the hospital, he got the news that he had recovered, Yu Chao's parents breathed a sigh of relief, so they couldn't wait longer, and repeatedly told him not to cause trouble again, and let Yu Chao send him back.

As soon as I came back, the courier from the association was delivered.

When I opened the package, there was only one document inside, and there was a steel stamp on it, which looked like that.

As for the rest, it is an "old man's machine" that according to the manual, the waterproof and anti-drop signal will not be lost, and there is no need to pay the phone bill.

That's right, the old man.

There are buttons, the block is large, the screen accounts for half of it, there are cameras in the front and back, and the weight is almost two catties.

Yu Chao turned the phone upside down, and said in his heart that since this mobile phone is fall-proof, can it be used as a brick when necessary?

Although the mobile phone is only eight centimeters wide, fifteen centimeters long, and four centimeters thick, it is much smaller than that of bricks, but the mass and weight add up, I am afraid that it can really be done!

I looked at the pixels of the mobile phone, and even cut it, how many tens of millions of pixels must there be! Also, how can the magnification ratio be so far?

I feel that the clouds in the sky are very clear, this kind of black technology has long existed, but there is no civilian version of it, and the country is really profound.

Great, my country!

In addition to President He's phone number in the address book, there is also a phone number that looks like a landline, which is marked as the association's contact number, and finally...

Lily?

Hey, is this intentional?

Hmph, what if you leave a phone?

You see you call, will I answer?

Yu Chaozheng said that he was going to charge the new mobile phone, but he thought, does this mobile phone still have a positioning function? Or even has a bugging function?

Uh, probably not, right?

There may be a positioning function, but eavesdropping, hehe, no one is a fool, and the rest of the people in the Xuanmen may be able to find out, so it shouldn't be installed.

However, for the sake of safety, it is better to put it away and not have to carry it with you.

Yu Chao, who was still worried about the abnormal sense of smell, thought all day long that maybe the next moment someone from the six doors would come, and then said that the purpose was to ask him to join in and help find the criminal.

But a month has passed, and no one has come to the door.

Except for other members of the Xuanmen Association who were trying to order some kind of feng shui from the association, the mobile phone never rang.

Does this count as spending the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain?

Yu Chao thought with some embarrassment, and then put this matter behind him and lived the salted fish life with peace of mind.

For those requests to order feng shui, Yu Chao did not refuse them all, but selectively, well, open the light.

Yes, didn't they say that Yu Chao would be able to open the light?

Even the things are ready, just need him to "turn on the light" and be done.

After receiving two million transfers, Yu Chao never agreed to anyone else.

As for the reason?

What do you care about me?

I'd love it, wouldn't I?

What Yu Chao didn't know was that the association's explanation to the outside world was that Yu Chao's energy consumption was large at present, and it was inconvenient to continue to open the light for the time being, so please forgive me for it.

On this day, Yu Chao was arranged for a blind date banquet again, and was told by his parents to go home.

No way, in the past month, there are five people introduced by Lao Tan's family, either others don't look down on Yu Chao, or Yu Chao doesn't look down on others.

Anyway, when I met, I felt that the blind date was not real, and the makeup on my face was too thick.

Who knows what it's like without makeup?

It's just that he finally has light makeup, and the tone of his voice is gentle and soft, which makes Yu Chao feel that he is pretending?

In this way, when you see one and pass one, no one is tempted.

Lao Tan laughed at him, saying why are you so high-minded?

Could it be that you were like this before, so you couldn't find a suitable one, so you just played with yourself?

Yu Chao wanted to imprint the soles of his size 40 shoes on his face at that time, so why didn't he sound right?

Are you just playing with yourself?

emmm.... , I suddenly want to cry, what should I do?

PS: I've already explained what should be explained, and there are misunderstandings or whatever, I can only say that's it. Yesterday, no, these days, the old and young who have returned to the bookshelf, it doesn't matter, it's all my fault, who can blame me for not being able to keep people! However, I will still write according to my own ideas and try to persevere.