That night, Shangguan slept on the hard, cold floor as usual, but the next morning, he still slept soundly like a dead pig.

What made him quarrel was the ringtone of his mobile phone.

After listening to a long and disturbing (usually very pleasant) ringing, Shangguan picked up the phone: "Hey, Xie Erdon, you'd better really have something serious." ”

- Otherwise, early in the morning, if you quarrel with me, I won't spare you!

Shangguan didn't finish the second half of the sentence, but Xie Erdong was already chattering like a woman, and began to talk about his topic: "Hahahahaha, old brother, do you think I spent 2 cents a minute on the phone bill to call you, just to tell you 'I have class today, you're about to be late' and other trivial things...... No, I'm not so boring, and I know that people like you don't care about truancy at all, and this morning's first and second sessions of "Introduction to [***] Thought" are also your least favorite classes, so I won't be so boring......"

Xie Erdong seemed to be in a good mood, he chatted in a rambling manner, but Shangguan was a little stunned over there. While slowly sobering up his dizzy head, he thought to himself: Well, if you say a few more words, it will take more than 3 minutes.

3 minutes, but 6 cents is the cost of it.

In any case, it must not be a good thing to make Xie Erdong willing to pay 6 cents to call and make a special trip.

"What's the matter, tell me quickly, or I'll hang up." Shangguan's patience had been almost exhausted, and he used a killer move.

Just as he was about to press the hang up button, there was a pig-killing howl on the other end of the phone, which was the howl of a terrible man. The hoarse but intensely angry voice shouted: "Shangguan, come here, hurry up, I will limit you to come to the football field within three minutes, otherwise, you will never use it again in the future!" ”

The man threatened, and Shangguan had just heard its contents clearly, and he immediately reflected it. His head, which was a little confused just now, came to his senses in an instant. He jumped from the ground like a spring, and in just a second, he was transformed from a lazy college student into a highly disciplined soldier in the barracks, and while grabbing his pants and putting them on, he ran to the mirror in the toilet, grabbed a toothbrush and poked it in his mouth.

"I'm going to die...... It's only early in the morning...... "Obviously, Shangguan's movement made a noise to Xiaohui, and the girl complained about this reluctantly.

Then, in the girl's chatter, Shangguan rushed out of the door: "The car is wrong for me." He shook the key in his hand and slammed the door shut.

Ten minutes later, the blue van creaked to a halt in front of the school's soccer field.

Although there is no parking space here, when Shangguan jumped out of the car, he ran past the aunt in the commissary and shouted, "I'm sorry, Auntie, borrow you to stop here." "The aunt was wearing wool and didn't even lift her head. Over the years, he has seen a lot of students like Shangguan, anyway, although those guys occupy some space, but every time after playing, they will pull a group of people to buy drinks and sugar water to eat and drink, which can be regarded as a relationship.

Shangguan arrived at the No. 3 field of the football field, panting, his hands on his knees, and his face was pale. This way of running, just running from the door to here for a distance of almost 400 meters, made him sweat.

It can be seen how anxious he is and how much he attaches importance to this "three-minute agreement".

Standing next to Xedon was a slender, tall, serious man. He was wearing a sportswear, and his horse-like face didn't look handsome at all, but his identity made Shangguan not dare to have a playful mood at all.

And this teacher, named Zhuang Yan, is a physical education teacher at CUHK and the coach of the current football team of Shangguan.

Zhuang Yan was dressed in black today, and after coming to Shangguan, he angrily patted his hand on the watch on his wrist a few times, and said angrily: "Shangguan, how many times do you want me to tell you, today is Wednesday, and every Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday morning, it is our team's training time. How many more times do you have to say it before you can put some of your mind on the team. ”

The last sentence is obviously said to everyone.

The current Shangguan is so regretful that his intestines are blue, if it is in normal times, he will definitely remember the things of the team. Although he didn't like to watch football, he was also interested in playing football, although his skills in high school were not very good, but when he reached university, he found that the level of football at CUHK was at least two notches lower than that in the south. In this way, he, who has long been on the bench on the cold bench in any team in high school, has actually obtained the position of the main guard of a department, and every time he plays against other departments, he has to be excited in his heart when he sees those cute girls who come to cheer.

Therefore, he values this position very much. He also knew that the few substitute defenders were also eager to replace him at any time.

He must not fall. For the sake of those lovely "fans", he must not be replaced.

After smoothing out the breath in his throat a little, Shangguan's brain became a little more flexible. He raised his head, laughed a few times, and then said, "Excuse me, coach, I have a class this morning, I just went to sign up, and I rushed over from the classroom......"

He thought to himself, I had a good excuse, and it would be better than just saying, "I overslept...... Besides, I even skipped class and came to you to practice, and I attach so much importance to this matter, maybe the coach will praise himself when he is moved......

Hehehe, with such an expectation, the corners of Shangguan's mouth couldn't help but curle.

However, he did not expect that he would be greeted by an even bigger storm.

"What? Did you come here in the morning? Teacher Zheng's tone was obviously filled with great anger, he pointed to the more than 20 skinny players on the field, and shouted loudly: "Look at this group of hot-blooded young people, who didn't skip class and squeeze out the appointment and arrange all the difficulties to rush over, compared to everyone, what are your two sections of "[***] Introduction to Thought" ......

Shangguan gasped and thought: Damn, how would the coach know that I was on Mao? And the coach was in a hurry, and said that "[***] Introduction to Thought" became "[***] Introduction to Thought", which was really angry and funny.

With a hint of suspicion in his eyes, although Shangguan didn't dare to move, he quietly used the corner of his eye to glance at Xie Erdong, who was standing not far in front of him. I saw the latter smile awkwardly, and then talked about the weather with a junior next to him as if nothing happened.

-, this anti-bone boy must have betrayed me!

Shangguan shouted in his heart, but on the surface, he didn't dare to move. At such a moment, even the most stupid person will know that the best course of action now is to "say nothing, do nothing, resist nothing, and accept criticism and advice with peace of mind and humility, and that's it."

After the solemn teacher scolded for about two or three minutes, he didn't know if he couldn't think of the lines for a while, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he was so anxious that he walked around in place. Shangguan thought to himself, this is good, as long as he has nothing to say, then this "criticism and education" will end here.

It's just that his dream didn't come true again.

"That's it," said solemnly, "Every time someone is late for practice, this is not a solution, I have to kill the chickens and monkeys, Shangguan Yi, today you will be punished to run ten laps!" ”

Oh my God, the football field of CUHK is a standard 400-meter field, 10 laps is 4000 meters, even if the final exam of the long-distance running class is only 3000 meters away.

Alas, what a miserable life.

But hard work, tired and tired, for the sake of those beautiful female fans, Shangguan didn't reply, and honestly began to run slowly around the circle. To be honest, Shangguan's physical strength is okay, although running ten laps will be tiring, but it will not be too overwhelming, but the pain of this lap running activity is not here at all......

First of all, everyone playing in the football field will notice such a teenager who has been sent off, and then everyone will give him a knowing smile; Then, the girls who were watching the game on the railing on both sides would also make Shangguan want to commit suicide with shame in their curious eyes...... Finally, thanks to the stinky footwork of his teammates, the ball often draws a strange and unpredictable arc when practicing shooting, which directly fate Shangguan's head, ass, and even ...... Lifeblood.

"Hey, fourth, your footwork is really terrible."

"Which dog kicked me in the shoulder again......"

"Xie Xian, if you dare to start shooting without waiting for me to run over, I will ...... you in a hurry."

While yelling weakly, he took a step forward and continued to move, so to speak, this is really a ...... between physical strength and willpower Double torture.

Finally, twenty minutes later, Shangguan collapsed on the finish line of the soccer field's track.

Throughout the morning's practice, Shangguan was a little absent-minded. He just seemed to hear the solemn coach announce that there would be an official match with the mechanical department next week, the teacher of the mechanical department was a former college classmate of the solemn department, both of them were sports wizards, and they were also rivals for almost ten years, and the solemn words were: "This time, you can only choose between 'small victory' and 'big victory', and you are absolutely not allowed to fail." If you don't win, hmph, at the end of this year, we will cancel the friendship competition with the English Department of Lake University, as well as the friendship competition with the Law Department of Changsha University of Science and Technology! ”

As soon as the coach's words were spoken, there was a cry of surprise and complaint from the team. To be honest, the team's friendship match is a huge benefit for everyone solemnly, every time it is through the relationship of the teacher, find some weaker, beautiful but many departments to be opponents, not so much to learn football skills, but as a prize after hard training and give it to everyone.

Almost every time you go to a sorority game, everyone can meet one or two fans of the local school, and everyone is looking forward to solving their singleness problem in this way.

"Alas, the coach is too ruthless, in this case, next week's game, you must win." As a group of people came out of the stadium for training, the fat goalkeeper yelled.

"That's right, fat man, you look like this, but you must rely on football to change your emotional luck." "That's right, you have to guard the door next week, as long as you don't let the other side score, at least we won't lose, wahahahaha."

The two classmates jokingly joked with the goalkeeper. Shangguan was in no mood to pay attention to them, and now he just wanted to find a good place to eat, have a good meal, and then go back to take a nap.

He walked in the direction of his van, but at this moment, he heard a voice stop him: "Shangguan Yi, do you have time?" There's something I want to ask you for. ”

Looking back, it happened to be the fat goalkeeper.

If I am not mistaken, this fat man, it seems that his surname is Pei, everyone in the team calls him Pei Fatzi, and for a long time, no one has gradually remembered his real name.

"What, what's wrong with me?" Shangguan decided to make a long story short.

"Can you do me a favor?" Pei Fatzi squeezed a wink at him, and then followed him into Shangguan's van.

"What the hell are you going to do?" Shangguan didn't feel right.

"Alas, don't be so ruthless, people hesitated for a long time and did a very contradictory psychological struggle before finally opening up to you." The fat man imitated the gay tone that is common on TV, and said demonically: "People want to ask you for this, but only you can do it......"

Hearing this, Shangguan first didn't care whether he was willing to agree to him or not, but gasped first.

He suddenly felt a tingling sensation in his scalp.