261 Uncle Turtle who loves to read
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Inside the room, the lights are bright. Ultra-bright incandescent lights illuminate the room as bright as day.
The current atmosphere is really not harmonious for Shangguan who wants to sleep well. Shangguan noticed that there were one, two, three, four, and five in the room...... Seven people in total.
Seven assorted people, there are men in mercenary field uniforms, there is a sexy and mature beauty, an old lady, and even ...... There was also a man who was very short, not very old, but holding a crutch in his hand, and was standing on Shangguan's pillow.
This man's appearance is quite similar to the turtle fairy in "Dragon Ball".
Shangguan was a little speechless, he tried to stop the other party, and said, "That...... Sir, you're standing on my pillow. ”
"Aha, is this thing called a 'pillow'?" The little old man, or the young sticker, somersaulted in the air and landed steadily to the ground like a gymnast.
There was a carpet on the floor, but he didn't make a sound when he landed.
Even a person like Shangguan who doesn't know kung fu knows that this guy must have a good hand in martial arts.
However, how could he, who is so good at martial arts, always wear a cane? This question really hooks Shangguan's heart all the time......
Shangguan looked at Gu Qiaos with some astonishment, and the latter sat on a small sofa chair with a smile, he gestured with his hand to the "heroes" in the room, and then said: "Shangguan, this time, whether we can win a lot of money depends on this one." ”
Shangguan pursed his mouth and didn't say anything. He waited for Guchos to continue.
The woman with heavy makeup looked at the mirror without saying a word. She was just shining on the little pimple on her face. "It's really annoying, it's super affecting the image, is there a ......" she said to herself, as if she didn't mean to participate in everyone's topic at all.
Gujos continued: "I have discussed with Mei Jie, if you sell goods according to the current model, although the sales are very good, but how to say that there are only a few people in the nail team, even if they work overtime day and night, the money they can earn every day is limited." He rubbed his nose and said, "And Mei Jie is not willing to lower her requirements for quality, and she is not willing to find other technicians outside to come in and expand the team...... Alas, such a stubborn woman is really a sworn enemy of money. ”
Shangguan nodded, and couldn't help but laugh.
The woman described by Gujos really resembles Mei Jie's character.
"So," said Gujos, standing up and stretching, "we decided to try to make something new and see if we could make some waves." ”
Shangguan didn't understand what the other party was talking about, but he knew that it must not be an easy thing.
"These are my friends from all walks of life, and they all play a pivotal role in our project." "Before you came back, we had already met to discuss the details. Let's just get to work. ”
"That'...... What is the part I have to do? Shangguan walked into the room and asked like this.
"Uh......" Gujos seemed to think for a moment before finally replying, "Nothing is good." ”
What? All I have to do is do nothing?
Shangguan almost didn't believe his ears, and he raised his eyes to look at Guchos. His mentor responded to his gaze in a friendly manner, and then said with a smile: "That's right, what you have to do is to do nothing." We've thought about it, if this plan doesn't make it public to you first, maybe your acting skills will be more natural. ”
Shangguan had another ominous premonition. Every time this premonition comes, he is unlikely to end well. This time, he was just as scared.
"Well, if you think that's good, just ignore me." Shangguan fell to his bed with some weakness, and then took the quilt to cover his body.
He's been busy all day today, and he's really tired to death, as Gujos said.
"Hey, boy, get up, get up." As soon as his eyelids were closed, a hard object stabbed him in the face.
Shangguan opened his eyes, and when he saw it, it was the "turtle immortal" who was holding a wooden stick just now. At this time, the two got closer, and Shangguan saw clearly that the corners of the other party's eyes had a lot of wrinkles slightly, so it seems that they should be at least in their forties.
If so, it's not an exaggeration to call yourself a "brat".
Shangguan didn't bother with the other party, just rubbed his eyes and said, "What are you doing...... I'm tired to death. ”
"You can't sleep now, according to the plan, we're going to go out and lie down." The turtle immortal said.
"Out of the house? Right now? Shangguan pointed to the dark sky outside the window and said, "It's three o'clock in the morning." ”
"I don't care if you're three in the morning or five in the morning, we're going out now anyway. Let's go! The turtle immortal shouted the command, and then the stick picked up the quilt covering Shangguan's body with great dexterity, and Shangguan's thighs, which were only slightly warm, were directly "kissed" by the cold wind in the middle of the night.
Belch...... This feeling is actually not very pleasant. However, in the laughter of the people in the room, Shangguan also knew that this group of people would not be disbanded tonight, okay, he accepted his fate, and then followed the middle-aged man of the turtle immortal and walked out from the door.
When going to the destination that Shangguan still didn't know, Shangguan felt that he had made a very wise decision along the whole way. Because although this turtle immortal is not tall, he drives a large four-wheel drive off-road vehicle, this car is extremely high and stable, along the way, Shangguan almost got into the car, and when the car started to drive forward, he immediately fell asleep like a coma.
It wasn't until the car stopped that the turtle immortal slapped his nose with his stick again, and Shangguan shook his head and woke up.
Shangguan is a person who doesn't like to be disturbed by others, but his sleep is also the most easily disturbed.
"What are you doing, in the middle of the night, what are you doing in the book city?" The place where the two of them were standing at this time was in front of the door of the largest book city in the underground fighting arena. When Shangguan got out of the car, almost like a habit, he had to put the mask on his face. However, the Turtle Mountain Immortal used the stick that was also his crutch and weapon, and knocked the mask away in one fell swoop.
"Why, I'm a wanted criminal." Since the other party was Gu Qiaosi's friend, Shangguan didn't think about hiding his identity anymore.
But when he bent down and was about to pick up the mask, the turtle immortal struck the mask away again.
This time, the mask was like a flying saucer, and with a "boom", it flew over the cover of the ditch, and this flight was almost twenty meters away. This is good, Shangguan just wants to pick it up again, and it is inconvenient to walk over.
"You're going to let me reveal my identity here?" Shangguan said with some disbelief.
The turtle immortal shook his head and said, "I'm afraid of trouble. ”
This was the first sentence he spoke, and for some reason, Shangguan thought it was funny. This middle-aged uncle, pointing with a stick, didn't say a word for a long time, it turned out that it was just because he was afraid of trouble as he himself described.
"And then?" After understanding the other party's words, Shangguan sighed impatiently. In any case, now he is unwilling to expose his whereabouts again, Shangguan has already thought about it, if it really can't work, he will use force. It's a big deal to summon the armor and make a move with this martial arts Mr. Turtle Shell.
Although this old man looks very powerful, he can't really do anything about the Guishan faction. As long as the other party doesn't have that kind of fantasy perverted trick, then he has a hard armor, and he is invincible first.
As soon as he thought of this, Shangguan raised an extremely confident expression, smiled faintly, and looked at the other party.
However, at this time, Uncle Turtle Immortal pulled out a scroll from the clothes around his waist.
"Ahh Sealing! In Shangguan's mind, he instantly remembered the big lore in "Naruto". However, Uncle Turtle directly knocked the scroll on the door of his head and scolded: "Come on, the kid who has watched too much anime." He took out a brownish-yellow soft object from the scroll and gently placed it on Shangguan's outstretched palm.
When this object first came into my hands, Shangguan's hand felt a very strange feeling, this thing was soft and wet, and it was like some kind of soft body movement. Looking at this gray thing, Shangguan brought it closer to his eyes and said, "What is this thing?" ”
"It's the other way around!" Uncle Turtle scolded him like this, but he couldn't help laughing. He took this thing out of Shangguan's hand and showed the opposite of what Shangguan thought. Shangguan couldn't help but be a little stunned when he saw a face painted on this strangely textured "skin", and his body subconsciously retreated, leaning back on the chair, and then said, "This ...... This...... It's a human face? ”
Shangguan's face turned pale, and in just a moment, he already thought of the innocent lives who had died because of being skinned. "You...... How can you do such a cruel thing! ”
"It's fake!" The Turtle Immortal didn't seem to be able to understand Shangguan's extreme thoughts at all, and he directly pasted that piece of "skin" almost forcibly onto Kanon's face. When this piece of leather stuck to his face, Shangguan experienced a very peculiar feeling.
Although this thing doesn't seem to have any shape, but after sticking to his face, it seems to have vitality, and it automatically and slowly sticks together with his original skin, and after a while, Shangguan actually feels very natural, although he knows that there is something more on his face, but he doesn't have to worry about it falling off at all.
Through the rearview mirror of the car, Shangguan looked at himself after "plastic surgery". Thick eyebrows and big eyes, the face of the national character is not handsome or ugly, and there is a small mole at the corner of the mouth, well, it can be said that this is the standard public face, and it is the kind that people who have fallen into the crowd and will never find it for a long time.
"Alas, I knew I would choose a handsome face, and then I put it on you." Shangguan patted his face again, and after feeling the real feel, he admired the excellence of this material, and at the same time regretted it with some chagrin.
"Come on, if you don't want to get too much attention, this looks just right now." The turtle immortal urged Shangguan to get out of the car, and walked forward with a cane, while nagging like this. After walking for a while, he stopped when he reached the clear glass door of the entrance.
Shangguan didn't brake the car for a while, and hit it straight up. But although the size of this turtle immortal is small, after all, it is a relationship between martial arts, and this game is much more solid than Shangguan, Shangguan bumped into a person who was so much shorter than himself, but he still felt that his thighs and footsteps were numb for a while. It's a bit like kicking a big rock in the middle of the road, and it's really uncomfortable.
"Hey, just call out if you have something, don't stop suddenly." Shangguan's foot had some pain, and he could only protest so indignantly.
Uncle Turtle turned around, and at some point, he had put on a pair of very wet eyes. Now Shangguan couldn't see clearly what kind of expression the other party was, he just heard this turtle uncle say: "I want to remind you that although this mask is very direct, and you can't even pull it off if you want to, it can't get hot water." You can wash your face alone or go to the sauna, but if you touch both heat and water, it will all slide down in an instant. After a pause, he added, "And this thing is disposable, and after sliding down, it is impossible to reuse it again." ”
"Hmm." Although Shangguan was unhappy, he could only respond like this, and then, like a child, he followed Uncle Turtle, who was only about the height of his chest, and swaggered around the book city.
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, although the city was still bright, there were far fewer people. In the super quiet environment, some people who can't sleep will walk around here, and some people who usually work the night shift will come out to have a cup of coffee in the middle of the break, and then stop by to see if there are any books they like. However, the people who carry a small basket like the turtle fairy and keep carrying books into their arms like buying things in the supermarket are only a few after all.
Shangguan noticed that this Uncle Turtle seemed to have a wide range of readings. "The Cultivation of Green Vegetables", "There is No Love That Can't Be Happy", "Jiang Rufei's Success Technique", "Ten Worst Light Skills in the World", ...... It seems that he can turn the pages of any kind of book with peace of mind.
However, no matter how much he reads...... I won't buy that much.
There are five floors in this book city, and when I walked to the third floor, Uncle Turtle's basket was already full of books. He handed the basket in his hand to Shangguan's hand, and then said, "You wait for me, I'll find another basket." ”
"Huh? Do you want to buy it? Big brother, have you seen so much? Shangguan couldn't help but ask. Then, he pointed to a few young people who were silently reading in front of the bookshelf in the distance, and said, "Don't you need to read it before the bookshelf like they did, and make sure that it is not your favorite book before buying it?" ”
"Hmph, hehe......" Uncle Turtle had already gone to a bookstore staff next to him to get another basket while Shangguan was speaking, glanced at the young people who were reading books, and said, "Only the laziest people will consider whether they like it or not when they turn over books." ”
"Huh?" Shangguan didn't quite understand, what kind of theory was this.
Uncle Turtle said: "A person who really likes to read, what he likes is the process of reading, as for what type of things he reads, in fact, it is not so worth caring." ”
Belch...... Is this tone the same as the argument that "a person who really likes to drive a mecha only likes the driving itself, and he doesn't care where he wants to drive the mecha or what he does"?
Thinking of this, Shangguan smiled bitterly, and then sighed a little helplessly.
Forget it, he didn't want to be so careabout with the other party anymore, but shrugged his shoulders lightly and skipped the topic. "So, what are we doing here? Turtle...... Big Brother Turtle. He almost said the thought of "Old Man Turtle" in his heart naturally, but he stopped himself in time.
For the first time, he felt the situation for the sake of his cleverness.
If he had said the wrong thing just now, he could have seen an old man chasing an ignorant boy with a stick in the book city in the middle of the night......
It seems that although he is already very sleepy, his mind is still somewhat sanity.
Uncle Turtle, who didn't notice this at all, shouted and said, "Aha, you're so smart, how do you know that I'm surnamed Turtle." ”
Shangguan almost didn't fall to the ground, in this world, is there really someone surnamed "turtle"? If you have this kind of surname, you must not take the "head" as a name......
Uncle Turtle didn't care about Shangguan's abnormal face at all, he just patted Shangguan's shoulder and said, "Hahaha, young man, I actually know that you must have read me in a magazine, that's why you know me, right?" ”
At this time, although Shangguan wanted to say no, he knew to say "yes...... Oh, that's right, that's it" is the right and pleasant answer.
So he said that, and such an answer immediately burned Uncle Turtle's enthusiasm.