September 7, 2007.

Yuntai Mountain, China's famous five-A tourist scenic spot, I still think that the mountains of the Central Plains are short when I don't go there, but when I get to the gate of the tourist area there, I look up, only to find that I am lonely and unheard.

High, this mountain is really high.

Friends who have never been there will definitely not feel that feeling, several majestic mountains are connected together, the tips of the mountains are straight into the clouds, and the foggy mountains look ethereal.

Those mountains are not ordinary shapes, they are a bit like rectangular boulders, it is difficult to describe, in short, they are very impressive.

I was dragged here by the fat uncle early this morning, saying that he was going to take us to see the scenery, and it was time to relax, as for looking for the Jiu Yan Bureau, that would be a matter later.

Don't forget to have fun before work, this is the king of life.

Having said that, we have really not been idle in the past few days, and the positions of the nine bureaus of the Jiu Yan Bureau have basically been determined by us.

Let's talk about the structure of the Nine Dragons Bureau here, the role of this bureau has been mentioned before, so I won't mention it here.

The Nine Shades Bureau, as the name suggests, is based on the nine shaded places, but in Uncle Fat's explanation, these nine shaded places are all man-made.

Actually, that's right, after all, the deterrent power of the gloomy land is there, even if it's the ancestral master, he doesn't dare to use this kind of thing to lay it out, right?

As for the method of artificial Yin Land, it has been lost for a long time, except for Uncle Fat's master and those few people who set up the Nine Clouds Bureau, there are only a handful of people who can use this method.

At first, I was very curious and asked Uncle Fat, uncle, you will definitely have this kind of awesome method, right?

The answer he gave me was a bit fucked: "Hungry, in my dreams, the old Taoist priest smeared oil and taught how to be hungry, how can I be hungry?" You melon peel! ”

Buying tickets and following the tour group, we got on the bus around the mountain scenic spot.

"Hello travelers and friends, welcome to Yuntai Mountain Scenic Area, I am your tour guide, just call me Xiao Li." A young girl wearing a little red riding hood stood in the bus, smiled politely, and introduced us: "Yuntai Mountain Scenic Area, there are roughly the following scenic spots, Baijiayan, Hongshi Gorge, Zifang Lake, Quanpu Gorge, Tanpu Gorge, Macaque Valley, Diecai Cave, Zhuyi Peak, Wanshan Temple, Fenglin Gorge, Qinglong Gorge, then our first stop is Hongshi Gorge"

Listening to the tour guide's introduction, I was a little sleepy, not because it was not interesting, but because I got up too early today, and now I am exposed to the sun, and the whole person can't lift my spirits, lazily leaning against the window, and simply recalling what the fat uncle has said to me in the past few days.

Nine bureaus, a total of nine bureaus, also known as nine sets, these nine respectively.

Ji (ji fourth tone) Qiantai, Yan (yan third tone) Kantai, Qinggen (polyphonic characters, read gen third tone here) Tai, Xu Zhentai, Yangzhong Tai, Jing Xun (xun fourth tone) Tai, Yuli Tai, Yongkun Tai, Youdui Tai.

Don't look at these names as complicated and not easy to remember, in fact, if you know the meaning of the names of each Taiwan bureau, these names are much easier to remember.

The names of Jiutai are all three words, and the first two words have different meanings.

The first word, is the meaning of Kyushu, the ancient records of Kyushu are different, in the doorway of Kanyu, the real Kyushu, in fact, refers to: Jizhou, Yanzhou, Qingzhou, Xuzhou, Yangzhou, Jingzhou, Yuzhou, Yongzhou, Youzhou.

The second word is the meaning of the nine palaces, that is, dry, kan, gen, zhen, zhong, xun, li, kun, dui.

From a "scientific" point of view, the nine stations are like the transfer stations of the earth's gas, the place where the earth's gas gathers is the general treatment plant of the earth's gas, and the leylines have become the transportation pipeline of the earth's gas.

One station may not be enough to suppress the earth qi and force transportation, but what if there are nine stations?

Two fists are hard to beat four hands, heroes can't stand up to wolves, to fight more and less has been a traditional Chinese virtue since ancient times, and in the warlock line, this virtue is often brought into full play.

If you want to crack these nine games, you must watch Uncle Fat's performance.

It is said that this formation can change the direction of the leylines slightly, and it can gather part of the power of the surrounding mountains and rivers in the eye of the array, and impact the most central part of the array.

The most central part of this is naturally the formation of the Nine Dragons Bureau.

Speaking of which, I have to mention a life-threatening matter, the formation of the Nine Dragons Bureau cannot be broken one by one according to common sense, if it is a turn to break the formation, it is no different from looking for death.

"Nine sets into a game, break one of them, the bureau will be bad, eight sets will go against the current, and ten thousand evils will rush forward."

I have to translate this to you, otherwise you may not understand it so clearly.

The translation is as follows.

"The bureau that gathers nine formations is the complete Jiuyun game, and if one of the formations is broken, there will be tricky loopholes and gaps in the Jiuyan bureau, and after the gap, the other eight formations will turn the earth qi and lead them to the position of the broken formation, and the person who breaks the formation will be rushed almost at the same time, resulting in a violent death."

(Note: 1, 齾, means notch defect.) 2, rush body, this rush body is not the other rush body, the rush here is not to be unjustly rushed, but to be angry. 3. All evils do not mean injustice, here, it is the meaning of qi, which includes the yin qi of the artificial yin land, as well as the increasing filth of the earth. ）

Maybe some friends will be puzzled, isn't the earth qi used to subdue demons? How can it still kill people?

In fact, this principle is very simple, the extreme of things is the opposite, and the medicine has three points of poison.

Yang Qi attacks the heart, Yin Qi attacks the heart, and the earth Qi can attack people to death in the same way.

In our plan, breaking the nine stations of Jiu Yan is as simple as eating and drinking, after all, Uncle Fat has said that he is ninety percent sure, and we have no reason not to believe him.

Uncle Fat is like me, I don't dare to do things that I am not sure of, and I dare not say that the success rate is too high if I am sure.

God's hobby is to play with his grandson, and we all understand this.

Even people like the fat uncle, who don't like to boast about Haikou, can drink wine and slap the table and roar: "If you want four (yes), you can't easily break through the nine formations, and when you are hungry, you will walk with your hands and paws to show you!" ”

Just when I was in a daze, Hai Dongqing suddenly said.

"Nice view."

Hearing this, I subconsciously looked out the car window and said with a smile: "Indeed." ”

Yuntai Mountain is worthy of being a five-A tourist area, the scenery here is really nothing to say, the winding mountain road spirals up, the road is full of mountains and forests, not far ahead, you can faintly see a red stone mountain.

This is also my loneliness, after the tour guide's introduction, I learned that it was Hongshi Gorge.

"Stuff a red envelope into the tour guide for a while, and let her call us when she leaves, and we will be free to move around for a while." I leaned into Hai Dongqing's ear and said, he nodded.

Half an hour later, we entered the valley from the other side of the Red Rock Gorge, taking the rugged mountain road that no one has walked for a long time, and the tourist route that does not belong to the scenic area, but fortunately there are no security guards here, otherwise we would have to work hard to get in.

"It's just three miles away, southeast." The fat uncle stood on a boulder with a compass and pondered, lit a cigarette, frowned and looked around, as if looking for something.

Hai Dongqing was squatting lazily on the side, just like me, except that he was eating potato chips and I was smoking.

"Wood."

"Huh? What's wrong? ”

"Why do you say that Uncle Fat's master can't break this game?" Hai Dongqing asked puzzledly: "I went to ask Uncle Fat just now, and he asked me to ask you." ”

"You don't have a good memory, do you?" I asked helplessly, and he shook his head.

"You forgot? Uncle Fat has said this, three times. I asked even more helplessly, and he was surprised and said, how is it possible? How come I don't remember?

This is not to blame Hai Dongqing, really, the fault is that when the fat uncle is talking about things, he is always at the dinner table.

He said while eating, I listened while eating, Hai Dongqing just ate pure food, and when he ate, he didn't care about anything.

Uncle Fat's explanation to us is very simple, his master is a slight paranoid, and he is still a severe patient with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In his master's opinion, I can't figure out what else is going on in this array by myself?.

After some hard work and failure, his master's opinion changed, and Lao Tzu had to break this array alone!

"I hit the south wall and don't look back, I'm hungry Master Guapi, it's too funny." When the fat uncle said this, he looked melancholy, shook his head and sighed: "As a result, he spent a lot of time inking back and forth, and then he felt that there was not enough time, and his life was coming to an end, so he came to find hunger." ”

Although these are all conjectures and speculations of the fat uncle, I think it's not far from ten.

The person who knows his master best in this world is none other than himself, in the words of the fat uncle, as soon as his master pouts his ass, he knows what kind of shit the old Taoist priest wants to pull.

"Shangqi (go), walk along this road for two kilometers." The fat uncle blocked the sunlight with his hands, squinted his eyes into the distance, and pointed to a red stone flat in the distance: "There, the first one." ”

"Ji Qiantai?" I asked.

The fat uncle nodded and put the compass back in his backpack: "Yes, Ji Qiantai." ”

Hearing this answer, I also glanced at the red stone field curiously, but I didn't see anything unusual.

The stones, grass and trees there are similar to other places in Hongshi Gorge, unless it is Mr. Kanyu, who is proficient in feng shui techniques like Uncle Fat, to see it, no matter how we look at it, we can't see the difference.

"The dry son is blessed with prosperity, and he wants to hide the wealth everywhere and send his children and grandchildren, and he does not see the green mountains and water, and the dew of the East Pine breaks the stone and returns." The fat uncle said with a smile, and pointed to the only pine tree on the red stone ground: "It's a rare place to hide blessings and send wealth, but unfortunately you can't bury people, otherwise bury my master here, and I will be able to develop and develop in the future." ”

"Listening to you speak Mandarin, I'm really a little unaccustomed to pretending to be a master, let's take a little bit."

"I think so too."

"You two melon peels, hungry drops mean four (yes) there are four feng shui treasures, understand? Don't ask if you don't understand, there is a specialization in the art industry, and you can say it clearly, you don't understand the same, this is an IQ problem. ”

Hearing this, I patted Hai Dongqing on the shoulder: "Did you hear that, the fat uncle dislikes your low IQ." ”

Hai Dongqing looked at me suspiciously, I can understand his eyes, and the meaning is probably

"Uncle Fat dislikes you, right?"