Chapter 010: Nosebleeds for Fish

Seeing that the second daughter was so happy, Ye Fan did not disappoint the fun, and immediately took off his shoes and socks, rolled up his trousers, and jumped into the water.

The stream is so cold and biting!

"Shhh...... It's so cool...... Girl, do you want to come down and have fun? Ye Fan grinned coldly, but deliberately teased Nie Qian in his mouth.

"Forget it, I'm not as greedy as you." Nie Qian said funny.

In this way, Ye Fan also joined the fish catching operation, but unfortunately his skills were not much better, and he didn't catch it after catching it for a long time.

And his clothes were soaked.

The fish is in front of you, but you can't eat it, which is also too annoying!

"No, it looks like I'm going to have to use a trick."

Ye Fan said to himself unwillingly, and quietly walked a little farther away from the second daughter after speaking.

I saw him stretch out his left hand and suddenly spread it into the water, and a moment later, a miracle happened, and a fish came out of the water, tossing and turning as if drunk.

Ye Fan had already prepared, and with a sea fishing moon in his right hand, he easily caught this "stupid fish".

It's just that his nose is starting to bleed again.

"It's not easy to eat fresh meat and new food!" Ye Fan wiped a handful of nosebleeds, crying and laughing.

This time, he eliminated the gravity of the fish.

The application range of [Wan Luo Li Seed] is up to one meter, so there is no need to touch, as long as it is within one meter, Ye Fan can eliminate or change its gravity.

Fish have no gravity, and under the condition of constant buoyancy, they will naturally be floated to the surface, and because they are not used to weightlessness, they can only jump around as if they are drunk.

For such a fish, it is too simple to catch it.

Ye Fan made persistent efforts and caught thirteen fish in one go, all of which were strung with branches and thrown on the shore.

There are about three or four pounds in total. It is mostly crucian carp, but there is also an unknown fathead fish.

"That's enough, I can't catch it anymore, or I'll bleed to death."

Ye Fan forced himself to stop catching fish. Then he wiped off his nosebleeds, carried a large string of large and small fish, and returned to the second daughter.

The second daughter probably didn't pay attention to him because she was too focused on catching fish, and when she saw him catch so many fish at this moment, she was stunned.

"Damn, you're hanging, aren't you?!" Qiao Yunyun's eyes widened and she said rudely.

Nie Qian also looked incredulous, but in the end she was still relatively calm, so she didn't say anything.

"Small." Ye Fan bragged on his lips, but he was actually smiling bitterly in his heart, this was exchanged for two or two nosebleeds! You don't have to eat more, otherwise you'll be so sorry for yourself.

Qiao Yunyun went back to the car to change clothes, and Ye Fan simply took off his coat and took a bath directly in the stream.

Nie Qian stayed where she was and killed the fish alone. If you don't have scissors, you use a dagger.

After a while, Ye Fan walked over and couldn't help but count the number of fish in his heart, it was still thirteen, no less......

"Is this the fish you killed?" Ye Fan grabbed a crucian carp with its belly broken, looked at it and asked.

"yes, what's wrong?"

"You haven't been in the kitchen much before, have you?"

“…… Why? ”

"Because...... This fish is so ugly...... It's the first time I've seen a fish belly break through the middle of the side, and it's so crooked......"

“…… Mainly because there are no scissors......" Nie Qian blushed and made excuses.

"It has nothing to do with whether there are scissors or not, okay! The key is that you must shoot the fish to death first, and if you disembowel it alive like you, of course it will struggle desperately, and if it struggles, it will naturally not be broken...... Also, this is a fish gall, you can't break it, you will break it

Very bitter ...... You haven't cleaned the gills at all, it's full of sand...... There is also this layer of black film, you have to scrape it off, otherwise it will taste very fishy! ”

Ye Fan said as he snatched the dagger in Nie Qian's hand, picked another fish, threw it to death, and then used the dagger to cut its belly, take out the internal organs, scrape the black membrane, and wash the gills of the fish......

The whole process is done in one go, and it is extremely skillful, not only is it extremely clean, but the cut of the belly of the fish is also straight and smooth, as if it was cut by a machine.

Nie Qian was ashamed of herself and embarrassed.

"Alas, I thought that a girl like you must be very virtuous and good at housework." Ye Fan didn't forget to sigh.

At this time, Qiao Yunyun also came over, and when she heard this, she was immediately happy, and said: "Hehe, nosebleed man, your vision is not ordinarily bad, our family Qianqian has never had anything to do with virtuousness, she is just a fool, she doesn't know how to do housework at all, let me tell you something interesting."

Bar, last time there was a thread in the back of one of my clothes that was too long, I asked our family Qianqian to help me cut it with scissors, it's such a simple thing, and guess what, she actually cut her finger to the ...... The funniest thing is that she didn't tell me until I came to see it later

When I saw her put a band-aid on her hand, I asked her, and she told me in a hurry......"

After saying this, she didn't seem to be addicted, and said: "Let me tell you one more thing, when she was still in school before, she was very lazy, and she was often too lazy to go to the cafeteria, so she ate instant noodles in the dormitory, and once she swore to me that she had eaten instant noodles and was about to vomit, and she wouldn't eat them to death!" As a result, a few days later, after the school holiday was four days, she stayed in the dormitory for four days to play with the computer and eat instant noodles for four days...... It made me laugh to death...... Hahahaha......"

This girl has been a professional seller of teammates for a hundred years, and if she dares to expose people like this, she either has a grudge, or she lacks heart, or the relationship is too good.

"The gap between ideals and reality is too big." Ye Fan sighed.

Nie Qian couldn't see that these two people were deliberately squeezing her, and she looked helpless: "Hey! Enough is enough for the two of you, don't laugh at me all the time......"

She regretted it a little, regretting that she had proposed to go with Ye Fan in the first place.

In the past, only Qiao Yunyun had a second goods, but now there is another second goods, and the two of them are together, which is really her nightmare.

She felt that her image had completely collapsed......

Compared with Nie Qian, Qiao Yunyun's fish-killing skills are much more proficient, although they are not as good as Ye Fan, they are also decent.

The two of them worked together to kill all the fish and clean them.

Nie Qian couldn't help much, and she had no excuse to leave, so she had to watch from the sidelines, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

Ye Fan and Qiao Yunyun were very dark-bellied, knowing that she was embarrassed, but they deliberately turned a blind eye and even held back their laughter.

Then, they went back to the Land Rover and started cooking rice and fish - it was originally going to cook porridge, but now that there is fresh fish, it naturally becomes cooking rice.

Because there was only one aluminum pot, they cooked the rice first, then served it in a lunch box, and then cooked the fish.

Qiao Yunyun volunteered to cook fish, judging from her skillful action of putting seasonings, she should not be reckless.

However, they didn't cook it all, it was too wasteful, they only cooked half of it, and the remaining half was going to be smeared with fine salt and then dried outside the trailer to make salted fish.

In these last days, salted fish and salted meat are all good things, and you can eat a big bowl of rice with just one piece.

"By the way, nosebleed man, do you eat chili peppers?" Qiao Yunyun suddenly asked Ye Fan.

"No spicy or happy, the spicier the better." Ye Fan replied truthfully.

Qiao Yunyun's expression became embarrassed: "This is troublesome, I don't care about this, but our family Qianqian can't eat spicy, she is a little allergic, and if she eats a little spicy, she will have red spots." ”

"It's okay, you don't have to accommodate me, you can put as much as you want, I'm not as serious as she said, just eat less, it should be fine." Nie Qian hurriedly said.

Because she knew that Qiao Yunyun actually liked spicy food, and she didn't help this fish from catching it to cooking, if it was for her alone, let the other two eat unpleasantly, she really couldn't help it.

Ye Fan glanced at Nie Qian, and then turned to Qiao Yunyun and said, "Then just put a little bit." To be honest, eating spicy food is not particularly healthy either. "No, you don't want to do this, I won't eat if you do this." Nie Qian disagreed.

Ye Fan glanced at Nie strangely, and said with a smile: "Yo, I didn't expect you to be quite stubborn, since this is the case, then it is good to cook in two pots, one pot is spicy, and the other pot is not spicy." But in this case, the firewood will not be enough, girl, your chance to show has come, go and collect firewood! You should be able to do this, come on, I'm optimistic about you. ”

Nie Qian originally thought that he was going to be polite, but she didn't expect him to be like this at all......

Although she really didn't do any work just now, she should go to collect firewood at this time, but it still feels strange to be sent by such an unceremonious tribe as him......

Although she didn't want Ye Fan to help with this little thing, he really didn't say anything about helping at all, and she was a little uncomfortable......

But it was completely difficult to fight back against him, so he had to agree depressedly.

After Nie Qian left, Qiao Yunyun smiled and said to Ye Fan: "Yes, I thought you were quite second, but I didn't expect to have a way to deal with girls, knowing that our family Qianqian is thin-skinned, I am embarrassed to owe others favors and take advantage of others, so I deliberately found a job for her like this, so that she can feel at ease."

Gotta a little. ”

"You know too much!" Ye Fan didn't deny it, and the thick skin admitted it.

In fact, he was also very strange in his heart, obviously thinking that Nie Qian's personality was a little weird, and she was not particularly easy to get along with, but she just had an inexplicable good impression of her, liked to tease her, and was willing to make her happy

Is it really because I like Mr. Bo too much, so I love the house and Wu?

That night, the three of them all ate delicious boiled crucian carp, although the equipment was simple and the seasoning was limited, but under Qiao Yunyun's careful cooking, it was still delicious.

The tender and fatty fish is poured over the rice, and the taste is amazing.

Ye Fan and the female man Qiao Yunyun both ate four bowls, and Nie Qian, who has always eaten a small amount of food, also ate three bowls.

It's been a long time since they've eaten so heartily.

These two or two nosebleeds are worth it.

After eating, it was getting dark, and they felt that the firewood had been extinguished, which had attracted strange beasts.

Then the three of them worked together to set up a simple little tent and lay out the bedding.

According to the practice agreed between Ye Fan and them before, the three of them took turns to be on duty at night, each sleeping for 8 hours and 4 hours.

Two people were sleeping, one in the car and the other in a small tent.

This is their day in the last days.