11. Chapter 11 TV series are all lies

When I came to the yard, I started doing push-ups, sit-ups and other exercises.

Because it was Sunday, I didn't have to go to school, so I kept exercising until half past eight, when my mother called for dinner, and then I stopped.

Not to mention, active exercise and passive exercise are completely different things.

Passive exercise, even after doing one set or two sets of training, will only feel very tired. However, taking the initiative to exercise, not only the amount of training has increased a lot, but also not only does it not feel tired, but also feels refreshed.

"God bless, the sun is coming out in the west today, so early to get up and exercise?" Mom came out of the kitchen with breakfast and said.

I scratched my head, it's true, when I used to rest, the sun was basically on my butt. Mom has to call me N times before I get out of bed.

But I didn't say much, and sat and ate in silence.

After eating, as always, I threw away the dishes and chopsticks, went upstairs to close the curtains, lay on the bed and closed my eyes, turning my head over the secret skills of ghost hunting passed on to me by the master, strange words and so on.

These contents are bitter and difficult to understand, and watching them for a while makes my brain bloat.

Suddenly I thought of the master's hand drawing last night, it was just a great stroke, just one stroke, flowing smoothly, eclectic. On the spot, Lao Dao was stunned.

Thinking about it, I itched so hard that I rolled over and got out of bed. Then he took out his pen and paper, silently thinking about the details of the master's drawing last night.

I also figured out the meditation mantra drawing method from my mind, and I pondered it carefully. Then I concentrated on the pen, and it was actually drawn in one stroke.

But just when I was happy, I looked closely, but it was a four-like, like a ghost drawing.

"Haha, this is a talisman? Laughed at me. "At some point, the master ran out of my body and laughed when he saw the talisman I had drawn.

I was embarrassed to find a place to bury myself and then erect a monument.

But the master didn't seem to intend to let me go, and he laughed at me somewhere.

It makes me ashamed and annoyed.

For a while, my stubborn temper came up, Nima, I'm not even afraid of corpses, and I don't believe that I can't draw a talisman?

So, I ignored the master and concentrated on drawing the talismans.

Sometimes, I'm such a person, I think it's more reasonable, saying that I can't do it well, but I want to do it well. Then he slapped his face.

A sheet...

Two...

I drew dozens of pictures in a row, and there were some talismans in my homework book, and I was tired and half dead, so I got a little trick.

Seeing a little hope, I became excited, changed my homework book, concentrated, took a pen in my hand, took a deep breath and draw.

The meditation mantra is done!

Hahaha!

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw that the meditation mantra I had drawn was similar to that drawn by the master. Then he twisted his body proudly towards the master.

In the end, I didn't know what to think, and suddenly I took the master in my arms, and a ball of softness was attached to my chest.

I was stunned, looked down, and a deep career line came into view.

At this time, I realized that it seemed that the master was not only a ghost, but also a girl.

Except for the coldness, the body is almost the same as an ordinary person.

And the master didn't expect me to make such a big move, and he was stunned for a while.

The air is starting to freeze!

I hugged my master tightly and looked at her pretty face, and suddenly I realized that she, who had always made me think of a demon, was so beautiful.

Although she is not a dazzling peerless beauty, she is also a very attractive beauty, and the more she looks at it, the more flavorful she becomes.

Then I saw her red lips, thinking of TV, in this scene, it seems that the male protagonist will kiss gently, and then the female protagonist closes her eyes and enjoys.

I thought I'd give it a try, and...

Syllable!

Then a slap in the face.

I'm stunned, Nima, that's not right! It should be the heroine's enjoyment, how did it become a beating? It's not scientific!

"What do you want to do?" The master said in a trembling voice.

I... I...

I didn't say a word for a long time, I didn't say a word, there was no such line on the TV series, how should I say it?

After a while, it was the master who took the lead in coming back to his senses, and he smiled coquettishly, and nodded his forehead with his fingers full of charm, "Little boy, if you don't want to be sucked dry, let me go!"

I was shocked, and then I remembered that the heroine in the TV series is a human, and this one in front of me is a ghost!

At that moment, I was like a frightened rabbit, and I quickly let go of the master and took a few steps back.

Then I rubbed my hands together in embarrassment and was about to speak. I heard my dad downstairs calling me, and I was overjoyed, and I hurriedly said a word, and went downstairs directly.

However, I didn't notice that after I went downstairs, the master walked up to the meditation mantra I had drawn at the end, and was in a daze: "He was also this stubborn temper back then, and he didn't give up until he achieved his goal." When the voice fell, her pretty face became terrifying again, and she gritted her teeth and said, "But why..."

When I walked downstairs, I saw Uncle Wang and his family sitting in the living room with a lot of gifts, talking and laughing with my father. There were quite a few people outside.

"God bless, it's coming!" I don't know who it was, but when I shouted, everyone's eyes turned to me.

I was puzzled for a while, and walked over slowly. Then I felt someone tap me on the shoulder, "I know that God bless this kid is definitely not a mortal." ”

Hearing this, I panicked in my heart, and when I looked back, it was the respected village chief of the village.

Suddenly I couldn't say a word, I could only laugh.

Just kidding, if I dare to say a word of unreasonableness, I can guarantee that I will definitely be beaten to death by the people in the courtyard house.

After all, that sentence of high morality is not a joke.

I stayed in the living room for a while, and finally realized that they had come to thank me for my efforts to subdue the corpses last night. Moreover, in addition to thanking the Wang family, they also told the people in the village how godly I am, and even black and white impermanence are afraid of me.

Later, I actually heard someone say that I was the reincarnation of the illegitimate son of Lord Yama, and my status was extremely noble, and so on.

I broke out in a cold sweat when I heard it, and the imagination of the people in the village is really rich!

Then I decisively chose to be silent is golden, no matter what they say, how they ask, I'm well, hey, know and so on.

Finally, after listening to it for a long time, I finally had a topic that interested me.

That is, Uncle Wang plans to recognize me as his godson and take me to the city to study and go to school. He also swore that he would pay for all the tuition fees and would never treat me badly.

Big cities have always been a mystery to me.

Cognition also exists only on television.

Imagine those city people on TV, who come and go in luxury cars and villas, surrounded by beautiful women. After a carefree day, the thought of going to the city right away from me makes my heart itch.

But this kind of thing still has to be decided by Dad.

I looked at my dad with hope, but my dad refused directly.

To be honest, I can't help but feel lost.

In the end, my mother saw my thoughts, and there were village chiefs and people in the village bewitching me, and my father hesitated. But leaving the decision to me, I naturally agreed without hesitation.

Then the situation was very happy, and Uncle Wang told him a few words, saying that he would go back and arrange the school, and take me to the city in two days. After discussing with my father, I left my house with the Wang family.

After they walked away, the other villagers who were closer to my family looked at me with envy and said to my father, now that your family is developed, the big tree of the king of the mountain will make a fortune in the future.

There are also people who say that Uncle Wang seems to run some company in the city, he is very rich, and his family has several houses, and so on, and the tone is so sour that even I, a child, can hear it.

It's just that I don't seem to be very happy with my father, thinking that I am too young to go to the big city to live and cause trouble to others.

An hour later, when the village had dispersed, my father asked me again if I had already decided. After receiving my affirmative answer, he didn't say much, but just told me to go to someone's house, to be obedient and not to cause trouble to others.

I said yes.

So, going to the city is on the agenda!