The artillery-ridden battlefield soon fell silent, and both sides looked up at the behemoth in the air. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The humans and orcs in the Otherworldly army began to tremble in the shadows, and even the hot weapons in their hands could not give them a sense of security. And the Japanese army looked up at the guy who only appeared in legends and was dumbfounded.

The wyvern under the seat began to be restless, and the flat-headed man swallowed his saliva, turned his stiff neck, and asked Sochar in a dry voice, "What is that?" ”

"Yanlong ......" Sochar's face was also not good-looking, and the flat-headed man also heard Soshar scolding in a low voice, "Hell, why is Yanlong here!" ”。

Sosal briefly told the flat-headed man about Yanlong's deeds, and then laughed fiercely: "My friend! It's just a dragon, as long as you have those powerful weapons, we will slay the dragon together today! ”

The right eyelid of the flat-headed man is beating wildly, as the saying goes, the left eye jumps wealth and the right eye jumps disaster, and this is obviously a very big disaster in front of him. Yan Long's figure had been hovering above for a while before he heard a loud sound coming from a distance—this Nima was a supersonic flying Yan Dragon!

He suddenly found that invading the other world didn't seem to be as easy as he imagined, and Yashen and Yanlong, which of them were very tricky.

"Huh?" The flat-headed man looked at Yan Long with a telescope, his movements were suddenly certain, there was a group of people on Yan Long's body, and among them was a bun-headed girl who gestured to himself with an innocent smirk.

……

As soon as Ah Xu arrived at the battlefield, before he could figure out why the Otherworldly natives had instantly upgraded from cold weapons to modern hot weapons, he received a call from the black cat again, and as soon as he connected it, he heard the sound of the black cat's panic.

"Ah Xu! Where are you? Haven't you been here yet? I'm really going to die this time, I see the dragon! ”

"Oh, that's us."

"......," the black cat was silent for a moment, and then complained, "You should have said it earlier when you rode the dragon, did you know that this kind of creature would scare people to death?" ”

Ignoring both sides on the battlefield, in full view of everyone, Ah Xuran Rose landed directly. The people below quickly receded like a tide.

"Ah Xu, here!"

A voice suddenly sounded on the quiet battlefield, over the makeshift bunker set up near the gate by the Japanese troops. A dark shadow waved its claws at Ah Xu.

Rose walked from the center of the battle to the rear of the Japanese army in a few steps, and the people brushed on both sides of the fading, making way for Ross.

The figure of the dragon makes people even ignore why a cat can speak human words.

The soldiers on both sides watched Rose's huge figure walk in front of them, and the feeling of oppression was full of power. It's a little hard for them to breathe.

Rose stopped at the perimeter of the bunker, and Ah Xuan and the others got off Rose's body. The black cat was relieved of his heart and habitually jumped on his own exclusive seat - Ah Xu's head.

The black cat controlled his doppelganger and took his family out of the crowded crowd in the bunker, Wumore Zhuxi and Wuwatch Hinata tightly grasped Liuli's hands, and their eyes that should have been innocent were full of panic and anxiety at this time, Liuli's parents looked at Ah Xu, patted Liuli's shoulder hesitantly, and asked, "Liuli, what's going on?" ”

The black cat looked at his family. Said directly with the ontology: "It's a long story, I'll tell you slowly when I get back." All in all, now that we're safe, we don't have to worry anymore. ”

Hinata and Zhuxi looked at the black cat, then at Ruri and distracted, their eyes widened, and their mouths opened into an "O" shape.

The spirit of the fifth watch's mother endured continuous impacts, and finally reached the limit, her eyes rolled, and she fainted.

"Mom?!" The black cat was shocked. Patting Ah Xu's head vigorously, urging Ah Xuan to look at his mother, Ah Xuan checked it with alchemy, and found that it was just a transitional fatigue and then suddenly frightened. It was a good thing for her body that she had been holding on to in the past, so she comforted the black cat: "It's okay, just sleep." ”

Fifth father: "Liuli, you ......"

Wugen Liuli sighed, looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, and said in a faint melancholy tone: "It's a long story......

Gojo Zhuxi and Gojo Hinata were dusty on their faces and clothes. Like refugees, their eyes that were once full of brilliance have been occupied by confusion and fear, and the others in the makeshift bunkers are just like them.

Haruhi Suzumiya frowned, this war completely ruined her good interest, as if there was a flame burning in her chest, the center of gravity of her body was on her left leg, and then her right heel was on the ground, and her toes stepped on the ground again and again, making a "pop" sound, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

"It's not cool! It's so unpleasant! Such a boring war is so boring! ”

Ah Xuan touched his chin and pondered: "That's what I said, I also think it's quite boring." In that case, let's make the war interesting! ”

"How can war become interesting!" The black cat couldn't help but complain.

War is an activity of a certain scale that begins with violent activity and ends with the active or passive incapacity of one or more parties due to the active or passive incapacity of one or more parties due to a question of rights or interests of common concern and in a situation in which reconciliation or equilibrium cannot be reached by normal non-violent means.

This kind of violent thing, no matter what, can't be associated with the word "funny", right?

"Why can't it be fun? For example, the Bento War...... Whoever wins will get the bento for the price! Or the Holy Grail War, where each person gathers a small partner and gives 7 days, and whoever wins will get the spring drinking cup! "It just so happens that we already have Artoria, and if we go back and grab a few more, we will be able to hold the Holy Grail War." ”

Black cat: "I don't want to give me a drinking cup in spring, are you an idiot who desperately grabs a broken cup?" ”

Ah Xu: "It's okay if you don't like to drink water cups, as well as toothbrush cups, footbaths, ......"

The black cat collapsed: "The footbath you fucking meow has a few meanings, this is not an idiot anymore, okay, this is a pervert!" ”

Ah Xu: "Or there is a pixel war, whoever loses, which side can only become a pixel mode in the future." ”

Black Cat: "Mosaics all over the streets? This kind of world is so dirty, I feel dirty if I say a word to you! ”

Ah Xu: "And StarCraft, Warcraft, you look at the race, we can have a league!" In the future, everyone will play SOS group holographic projection Warcraft, which can not only solve the problem with violence, but also be safe and pollution-free, green and harmless! It can also be attached to the quiz link, which is beneficial to the body and mind and entertains the whole people. ”

"Uh-huh!" Haruhi Lianggong listened to Ah Xu's words, her eyes became brighter and brighter, Ah Xuan said, she nodded, and it seemed that she had been completely moved by Ah Xu.

"The problem is, people have to follow your rules for Mao!" The black cat jumped on his own head and squinted at Ah Xu.

Suzumiya Haruhi clapped his hands and said excitedly: "This is simple, wouldn't it be good for us to rule here!" (To be continued.) )