Volume 3 Life and Death_Chapter 5 Encountering Brainless Powder

"Mei......" was stunned for a long time before I found my voice, I nodded, looked at Shangguan Streamer stupidly and said.

"I hate it, why do you say that people are beautiful, people are already beautiful!" Shangguan Streamer glanced at me very shyly, stomped his big foot, and ran out.

I hate it......

I hugged the trash can, vomited wildly, and after vomiting, I quickly ran out with Shangguan Streamer. This Shangguan Streamer, early in the morning, what kind of trouble do you want to make?

No, to be exact, what kind of trouble Gu Changfeng wants Shangguan Streamer to make.

"Nuan Nuan, where are you going?" As soon as I went out, I saw Feng Jing walking towards me, I took Feng Jing's arm, and quickly followed Shangguan Liuguang's figure and walked forward, Feng Jing said in a chatter as she walked, "By the way, Nuan Nuan, just now I saw a very strange man, he was wearing a flower, and he also made his face look like a monkey's ass, haha, I said, he must have a mental problem!" ”

"Xiaojing, that man is Shangguan Streamer, I'm going to chase him now!"

"Huh?! Shangguan streamer?! Ignoring Feng Jing's mouth that was so shocked that she could almost stuff an egg, I walked like a fly, and soon caught up with Shangguan Streamer. It's just that when I saw the man standing about two meters in front of Shangguan Streamer, I couldn't continue to move forward.

This man is a mixed underworld, right? With a shaved head, tattoos on his arms and shoulders, and a cigarette in his mouth, he is not a good stubble at first glance, and the muscles on his arms and chest are more developed than Popeye. Feng Jing and I glanced at each other, and we both stood in place with interest, no longer stepping forward.

I secretly sweated for Shangguan Streamer, Shangguan Streamer, Shangguan Streamer, if you accidentally bump into the Buddha in front, you can only let your mother give birth to you again! You'd better ask for more blessings!

The man who looked like the boss of the underworld not far in front of Shangguan Streamer obviously hadn't seen a man dressed as strangely as Shangguan Streamer, and he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, he hadn't completely recovered yet, only to see Shangguan Streamer straighten his chest and hips, twist his body into an S shape, and then, he threw a flying kiss at the man who looked like the boss of the underworld, and asked swayingly, "Am I beautiful?" ”

Then, he was not afraid of death and walked step by step towards the man who looked like the boss of the underworld, pouting his high swollen sausage mouth, and kissed the man's face, the man was obviously shocked by Shangguan Streamer, and when he came back to his senses, his bronzed face was already stained with the lipstick on Shangguan Streamer's lips.

Looking at the sausage lip prints printed on the face of the man who looked like the boss of the underworld, I mourned for Shangguan Streamer again, Shangguan Streamer, is this too long?

"Are people beautiful or not? People kiss you, why don't you speak? Could it be that you still want someone to kiss? I hate it, I always let people kiss, people will be shy! Shangguan Liuguang twisted his ass very shyly, just like the man who looked like the boss of the underworld, the big red flower on his head just fell on the man's bare shoulder, and was smashed by the big red flower, the man came to his senses, he glared at Shangguan Liuguang viciously, "Beautiful your sister!" ”

"Kiss your sister! Your sister wants you to kiss! ”

Next, I walked wildly towards Shangguan Streamer, Feng Jing and I continued to look at each other, and for a long time, Feng Jing said to me stupidly, "Nuan Nuan, this person is a little violent." ”

"Well, it's violent." I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked at Shangguan Liuguang who was lying on the ground like a puddle of mud and said.

"Hehe, am I beautiful? Am I beautiful? Shangguan Liuguang's face was covered with blood, but he was still smiling and trembling, and he kept talking to himself.

As soon as he heard him say this, the man who looked like the boss of the underworld became even more angry, and beat him up again. Seeing Shangguan Streamer being beaten so badly, I couldn't help but feel a little unbearable, although I was afraid of the violent man who beat Shangguan Streamer, but in order to prevent Shangguan Streamer from being beaten to death, I still had the courage to walk up to the violent man and said to him, "This hero, he is sick, you don't need to deal with a psychopath, you, you can spare him!" ”

Originally, the man who looked like the boss of the underworld was clenching his fists and wanted to continue to walk up to the official streamer, when he saw my face clearly, the expression on his face instantly froze, and then, it was irrepressible ecstasy, "The wind is warm!" You're warm and warm, aren't you! ”

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Seeing the excited appearance of the man in front of me, I didn't know how to react for a while, but nodded stiffly. This man, this man who resembles the boss of the underworld, can't he be my fan?

As I expected, this man rushed up to me excitedly, grabbed my hand tightly, his lips trembled slightly, and it took a long time for him to say to me in a voice that trembled with excitement, "My name is bald...... Bald head, you call me a little ...... Xiaoqiang can! Feng Nuan, I'm a big fan of yours, and I've watched every movie you've acted in! By the way, I have bookmarked every piece of news with you! As he spoke, he pulled out a large stack of paper from his large pocket at his knees, all of which were newspaper clippings, and on them were all news about me.

I know I have a lot of fans, but now that I'm suddenly faced with such a fan who is obsessed with me, I don't know how to react for a while. Yes, I should put on an elegant smile and say thank you to him.

"Eh, light ......" Thinking that he asked me to call him Xiaoqiang, I hurriedly changed my words, "Xiao...... Xiaoqiang, thank you for your support to me. ”

Jack bauer...... Xiaoqiang, why do I think this name is so discordant with him?

"The wind is warm, I didn't dream! I actually saw that the wind was warm! As he spoke, he took out a pen from his trouser pocket as if by trick, "Feng Nuan Nuan, can you sign for me?" ”

"Okay!" I tried to maintain an elegant smile, took the pen from his hand, looked at him and asked, "Xiaoqiang, where should I sign your name?" ”

"Here, here!" As soon as the bald head pulled the black vest he was wearing, his strong chest was exposed in front of my eyes, and he pointed to his chest and said to me, "Sign here!" ”

Signed on his chest?

This bald head is strong, could it be the legendary brainless fan?

The bald and strong chest muscles, exuding a healthy sun-colored glow, I was about to sign my name on his chest, when I noticed that he had a small line tattooed on his chest, "Wind ...... Wind Warms ...... I...... I love you! ”

After reading this line of words he tattooed, I couldn't help but take a step back, this bald head is strong, and he is still an ordinary brainless fan!

"Nuan Nuan, can I call you Nuan Nuan?" I was afraid that I would be beaten by the bald head like beating Shangguan Streamer, so I nodded mechanically, "Nuan Nuan, don't you want to sign for me?" ”

The bald head is actually very good-looking, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and the appearance of a rugged man, in fact, when he goes out like this, he can also charm a large number of little girls with the rough atmosphere on his body. Seeing that I didn't speak, the bald head continued to say, "Nuan Nuan, I am the president of your fan association, for the sake of the thousands of fans who love you, can you sign my name?" ”

The bald head threw out the cigarette in his hand in a dashing manner, and the smoke drew a wild arc in the air, and it slowly fell on Shangguan Liuguang's sausage mouth, Shangguan Liuguang was already in a semi-comatose state, and was so hot by the cigarette handle that there was still fire, and suddenly wailed like a pig.

After receiving the lesson of Shangguan Streamer, I was afraid that the bald head would beat me up, so I clenched the pen tightly and hurriedly smiled, "How could I not want to!" I'll sign it, I'll sign it now! With that, I hurriedly signed my name on the bald man's chest.

"Nuan Nuan, you signed for me! I have your name on my chest! "I just felt that my body was light, and the bald head was strong and hugged me violently, I was so frightened that my face turned white, if he threw me out at once, I would definitely be smashed in the ass!

"Nuan Nuan, I'm sorry, I was so excited just now!" As if realizing that his actions were a little out of place, the bald head hurriedly put me down and apologized to me with a red face.

"It's okay, it's okay." I don't want to hold the bald head responsible, I just don't want to be beaten by him. Pointing to Shangguan Streamer on the ground, I said to the bald head, "That, that one is injured, I have to help him to the hospital, you are busy first, I will help him to the hospital now......"

Of course, with my strength, I can't send Shangguan Streamer to the hospital, Feng Jing has already called an ambulance, and the reason why I say this is just to get rid of the bald head.

"I'm also injured, Nuan Nuan, you can help me to the hospital too!" The bald head looked at me quite exaggeratedly and said, seeing that I didn't believe it, he beat his chest, then tilted his head back, rolled his eyes, and pretended to fall on top of me.

Forehead...... The bald head is strong, this brain-dead fan, not only brain-dead, why is he still so naΓ―ve!

He fell on top of me, and he didn't have to smash me into meat sauce!

It's just that the bald head Qiang didn't fall on me, and when he was about to fall on my shoulder with an ostrich, his body, as if drifting, fell violently on Shangguan Streamer.

Poor Shangguan Streamer!

At that time, there was only one thought in my mind, as I expected, the bald head pressed Shangguan Liuguang's body again, and a mouthful of blood gushed out from Shangguan Liuguang's sausage mouth, seeing this tragic situation, I couldn't bear to look at it directly, the faint aroma of grass quickly drifted past the end of my nose, I secretly said in my heart, Gu Changfeng's move, it is really not ordinary ruthless, Shangguan Liuguang This time, there are not three or five months, it is estimated that he will not be able to get out of bed!

"Nuan Nuan, come here, I have something to tell you!" As soon as I was about to go out with Feng Jing to help Shangguan Streamer and the bald head who pretended to be dizzy, Wang Nian and Wang Dao hurriedly walked over.