Chapter 322: Toad Poison
"What if I'm going to fix it?" I think this girl is funny, I said with a smile.
"Say, what do you want?" When Xiao Ai heard this, her pretty face turned crimson.
"If I subdue this thing, you'll eat this toad." With a smirk, I said.
"Okay, so what if you lose?" Xiao Ai said, and put on a look of disbelief.
As soon as I heard this, I smiled and said to her, "If you win, you don't have to eat."
"Shame on you! Is there such a bet!? Whoever loses eats! No regrets! You don't have to use force to subdue it! "Slap me hard," Xiao Ai said.
"I surrender it, and you eat it? Say okay ha, who regrets who puppy. As I spoke, I rolled up my sleeves and stepped forward, then took the bamboo pole in my hand, turned one end of the pole in front of me, and pointed to the air with my sword to draw a boxy pattern.
In order to add a bit of mystery to the scene, I pretended to be very attentive and chanted there, and when they were completely attracted by my actions, I asked them to step back, then stood up and poked into the dirt pit, and stabbed at the big toad with its big mouth and a hideous appearance.
"I'll hit you on the head of a villain until you can't pull your pants, I'll beat you a villain until you feel sick and vomited"
"I'll rub it." Sweat was raining down, and the corners of the mouths of several people present twitched to death, especially Ding Ling and Xiao Ai, whose squinted little eyes were about to become a slit, presumably, they who were waiting for my various magnifying moves never expected that I would do such an unreliable behavior.
That's right, in Ding Ling's opinion, there are roughly two kinds of Taoist things, one is that he has real skills, and he will never give up without tossing up a little scary tricks, and the other is that he has no ability at all, so he will pretend to pose, but, no matter which one, he often has to put on a sanctimonious appearance, there are not many people like me who behave frivolously and a little hooligan, and even fewer can make this kind of unreliable behavior in front of so many people.
"Are you cursing it? Don't sue me for trying to kill it like that! Xiao Ai said, speechless.
"Yes, curse death." Hehe, I didn't stop harassing the toad.
"Sister Ding Ling, I think, you better come with me, this is a madman, too unreliable!" Xiao Ai said, and cast a hypocritical gaze in the direction of Ding Ling, looking at that appearance, he was quite sad about his misfortune and angry with him.
But Ding Ling has been with me for so long after all, although she has a lot of complaints about my unscrupulous style, but this girl also knows that I have never had a history of messing around in major matters, she walked over and looked into the pit, and at this time the people present finally discovered the hidden changes in the pit.
"Damn, the toad has gotten bigger! Look! The little policewoman said, shouting at the crowd in surprise.
"yes, yes, it seems to have really gotten bigger!" Da Niu said, also with a happy face, seeing their appearance, I pouted fiercely, and said in my heart, this group of women is really unreliable, don't you know this common sense? You know, when the toad is exposed to external dangers and threats, it will often puff up its belly to make itself larger to intimidate the other party, this kind of thing, I knew when I could run, and they didn't even know it
It's really long hair and short knowledge, well, yes.
Thinking of this, he smiled quite proudly, and then sped up and slammed on the toad's back and forehead.
The toad was attacked, unusually irritable, opened its mouth several times to bite the bamboo pole, and it didn't take long to bite off a long part of the bamboo pole. But it looks fierce, and its temper is also a big one, and several times it wanted to jump up and fight with me, but I stabbed it back with a bamboo pole, and after all kinds of strange screams, the belly of the guy crawling around at the bottom of the pit swelled like a ball, and he couldn't move.
Even the pimples on that body bulged up like inflated balls!
Seeing this, I also came to my senses, and my hands intensified to launch a fierce attack on its body, and it didn't take a few minutes to make this guy roll his eyes, and the big bulging eye bubbles opened and closed, as if he was about to fall asleep, and even the curled arms and thighs were straightened.
After that, there was a convulsion, and its bulging body slowly bowed up, and stopped there like an arched bridge, and stopped motionless for a long time, and its body turned blue-purple, and then, a lot of black-purple juice overflowed from the small bumps on the thing's body, not much, but the beans were so big and dense.
"What's that?" Covering her mouth with a surprised look on her face, the little policewoman who didn't have much insight asked me with a twinkle in her eyes.
"Toad poison." As I spoke, I asked the uncle to fetch some water, and after pouring several buckets into the hole, the venom on the toad's body was diluted, and his whole body floated slightly to the surface of the water
At this time, I can only see the golden belly full of markings on the top of it, and the markings on it are a bit like the pattern on the manhole cover, densely packed with small pieces. When I saw it, I had goosebumps.
Seeing that thing was soaking in the water like a leather ball, the couple who opened the restaurant were also a little at a loss, they asked me why this thing didn't move, I said that I cursed it to death, in fact, everyone knew in their hearts that this thing was not cursed, the reason why it was like this is that I was angry with me.
I asked Chubby and the others to find a way to get the angry toad up, and then I joined them in filling in the big hole in the house, because the soil layer was loosened and poured a lot of water, so no matter how hard we stepped on the surface layer, there was still a large bulge in the position of the surface layer, fortunately, after getting the toad out, the smoke here was much lighter, and after sitting aside and waiting for a while, the smoke gradually dissipated.
I asked my uncle to borrow another chicken, duck, cat and dog to try it, and this time, the slightly frightened little creature was much better than the last time, and put it down, although it was still looking around nervously, but it did not escape with its tail between its legs.
It's done.
I clapped my hands, and was very pleased, and after making eye contact with the big cow, the big cow tied the big toad with wire and handed it to me. I walked up to Xiao Ai with the toad, looked at her, and then at the toad, and then raised my hand and said to her very calmly: "I am willing to lose the bet, and the girl will use it slowly." ”