Chapter 51: Tombstones

There will never be a shortage of boring people in this world.

This is true of cinema, and so is reality.

Little Buddha was standing not far behind Xiao An, so what Xiao An saw, he also saw.

"I'll fuck you!!"

Little Buddha's eyes widened, the murderous aura on his face was obvious, it is no exaggeration to say, just looking at his expression, I really think he dares to kill.

Kuroko's expression was similar to that of Little Buddha, he threw the bag in his hand to the ground, and walked to the front in a few steps

What did they see?

I was curious, so I didn't think much of it and just followed.

When I saw that scene in the woods, I could only say that there is nothing lacking in this world, that is, there is no shortage of boring people.

In the forest in front of it, there is a large stone mound, and in front of the stone mound there is a stone table and eight stone chairs.

On the right side of Shikui, there are two rows of unknown small trees.

Between each tree and the others, there is also a stone lampstand, on which are densely engraved with many words, if I read it correctly, it should be the Sui script.

The tombstone in front of the stone mound is large, but it looks a little empty on it, with only three words.

Zhou Yujia.

This realm is indeed as quiet as Uncle Fat said, and as soon as he walked into the woods, people's hearts couldn't help but calm down.

But this silence was ruined by a group of people.

I saw a few people in their twenties sitting in front of the stone mound, smoking cigarettes and chatting, and the young man next to me was squatting directly on the tombstone, looking at us impatiently.

Judging by their dress, the family conditions should be good, especially the young man squatting on the tombstone, looking at the watch he is wearing, it is not something that ordinary people can afford.

I have only seen that watch not long ago, that is, when I was in Guangxi, I saw it in the hands of a friend of Fan Guoqiang.

At that time, I was curious to ask how much this watch was, and it looked really good, but after listening to the price, I gave up.

Damn, wearing this thing in your hand is like wearing a good car.

Straight to the point.

I'm really curious, what are these grandsons doing up the mountain?

A place like Tomb Mountain is not a nightclub, nor is it a KTV, and most people feel that if they can, they should try not to come, after all, it is unlucky.

But the grandchildren are still coming in groups, which makes me scratch my head, are they also here to go to the grave?

Of course, whatever they're here for, all I know is that they're dead.

"What's wrong?"

The blind boss didn't seem to know what was going on, so he turned his head sideways and asked the sunspot standing next to him, pointed to the direction of the tombstone and said, "There seem to be a few people there, who are they?" ”

"No one." Little Buddha took over the conversation, glared at the sunspot, and motioned for him not to talk nonsense.

"Well, I don't know, maybe I came up the mountain to play." Kuroko said.

The blind boss sighed, still with a smile on his face, and asked Xiaofo.

"Hey, you grandson, why did you scold people just now?"

"Damn, Lao Tzu came on such a long mountain road, and those grandsons were sitting on those stone benches chattering, isn't this a slap in the face?" The little Buddha bragged without changing his face.

"yes, how can they sit on those stools!" Xiao An said hurriedly.

Xiao An, Little Buddha, and Kuroko, they are all trying their best to hide the scene they saw, and they should all be afraid that this scene will hurt the blind boss.

Strange to say, the grandchildren were all looking at us, but no one spoke, and they didn't mean to leave here, they still sat and squatted.

"Brother Yi, I have something I want to tell you." Shen Han said.

The blind boss didn't seem to notice anything wrong, nodded and asked Shen Han, "What's the matter?" ”

"Let's go over it." Shen Han glanced at me, meaning that she was going to take the blind boss to avoid it first, and leave the rest to us to deal with.

The blind boss didn't think much about it, and mumbled, but just as he lifted his feet, his expression suddenly changed.

"Xiaohan, are there a few people sitting there?" The blind boss raised his hand, pointed in the direction where the people were, and asked.

Shen Han hesitated, nodded, and said, yes.

"Oh." The blind boss smiled: "Then let me ask you again, is there someone squatting on my wife's tombstone?" ”

Shen Han looked at the blind boss in a daze, and didn't speak, it is estimated that she was as dumbfounded as I was.

Fuck me.

Isn't the blind boss blind?! I couldn't even see anything just now! Now how

"Damn, what are you hiding from me?" The blind boss said angrily: "I won't do anything stupid!" Besides, I'm blind, but I'm not deaf, and there are a few lonely ghosts around here who have complained to me, damn it."

As he spoke, the blind boss pointed to a few grave bags at the bottom of the mountain and said to me, "Xiao Yuan, you can go down in a while to put incense on those old men, and some fruits or something." ”

I nodded stunned, and for a moment, I didn't know what to say.

"What, that buddy squatting on my wife's tombstone, can you please come down?" The blind boss smiled and beckoned to the man: "How unlucky it is to squat on this." ”

The man held the mobile phone, looked at us impatiently, and after hearing the words of the blind boss, he didn't mean to come down, but asked the blind boss: "Why don't you come down?" ”

As soon as the words fell, he raised his hand and pointed at the little Buddha: "Fuck you, you just scolded us, right?" ”

To be honest, in my opinion, it is better to provoke a blind boss than to provoke a little Buddha.

The former will be more or less soft-hearted, but the latter, the standard dog temper, will make him angry, and he will have to kill you.

Sure enough, before we could speak, the little Buddha had already limped over.

"Are you talking to me?" Little Buddha squinted his eyes slightly and looked at the grandson: "You put your hand down first, don't point at me, I'm dizzy when I look at it." ”

Seeing that the little Buddha had a sense of wanting to do something, the young people sitting on the stone bench stood up one after another and surrounded the little Buddha.

"Do you want to do it?!" There was a young man with an inch head who was very polite in his mouth, looked the little Buddha up and down, and scolded and said, "What are you pretending to be a dead lame?" ”

The little Buddha didn't say anything when he heard this, and the sunspot directly blew up the temple.

"Fuck you!!" Kuroko glared at the man: "Who the are you talking about being lame?!! ”

Little Buddha waved his hand: "Heizi, you shut up first, you don't need to get involved in Lao Tzu's affairs." ”

In the next second, Little Buddha's fist smashed on the door of the man's face, and this punch came out too fast, not to mention the parties, even we didn't react.

When the man fell, the people surrounding the little Buddha reacted.

"?!! How dare you do it?!!! ”

"Beat him!"

Seeing that the group of people began to do something with the little Buddha, I ran forward without saying a word to the sunspot, ready to help the little Buddha pull a loose hand.

But before we could take a few steps forward, Uncle Fat dragged us back one by one.

"This melon peel is very high-spirited, you should bag (don't) go." The fat uncle turned his head to look at the little Buddha and said to us, "He can handle this." ”

"Well, Uncle Fat is right." Shen Han's expression was very calm, and there was a faint anger in his eyes: "Little Buddha's skills are also among the best in our place, he is enough to deal with these miscellaneous things, and he doesn't like people to interfere."

When Shen Han said this, there were already four people lying on the ground, except for the grandson who was squatting on the tombstone, only one of them was still standing in front of the stone mound and playing hand-to-hand combat with the little Buddha.

Of course, if it is more accurate, it is not hand-to-hand combat, it is purely the unilateral abuse of him by the little Buddha.

"!! Pretend to be forced with Lao Tzu?!! Come out and get long hair?! ”

The little Buddha stared, grabbed the man's hair, and without thinking about it, he pulled it out directly, and a lot of bloody hair made him tear it off.

Don't say he's in pain now, we all hurt when we look at it.

I saw that the grandson screamed as if he had been kicked by someone, covered his head tightly with his hands, squatted on the ground and screamed vigorously, and tears could not stop flowing out

"! Unpromising! You're crying JB! Little Buddha seemed to have lost the interest in continuing to beat him, turned to look at the man squatting on the tombstone, and asked, "Are you left-handed or right-handed?" ”

Hearing the words of the little Buddha, he frowned, looked at the young people lying on the ground, and said, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"Nothing." Little Buddha grinned and said: "If you are left-handed, then I will abolish your right hand, if you are right-handed, I will abolish your left hand, they are all out of the mix, and it is not something I can do to drive people to a dead end, what do you say?" ”

Suddenly, the blind boss raised his feet and walked over.

The little Buddha also seemed to hear the footsteps behind him, turned his head to look, and saw that it was the blind boss, so he asked him; "What are you doing here? Won't Lao Tzu help you deal with him? ”

"You dare to touch me?" The young man asked with a smile.

At this time, the blind boss had already walked to the tombstone, and when he heard the words of the young man, he laughed.

"Move you? Dude, you're thinking too much."

The blind boss flashed an extremely bright smile at him.

"I want to kill you."

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Happy New Year to all! Good luck! (PS: Thank you for rewarding the local tyrants today hahahaha)