The old man said that there must be politeness to people in the industry, even if there are contradictions between them, they must be able to resolve grievances in a few words.

The old man said that the disciples who practice under the throne of the god of joy must be calm, and must not be angry and lead to the evil path.

The old man said, what I told you is passed down by the ancestors, just listen to it, you remember to Lao Tzu, if someone gives you a slap, then you have to stab you with a backhand knife and kill the grandson who is like a force, don't suffer, this is the ancestral training of our Yi family.

"It's a Gu, a medicine Gu." I opened Zhou Yujia's eyelids and observed, and saw a few red spots on her iris, my heart twitched, and I hurriedly asked, "Can you hear my voice?" ”

Zhou Yujia didn't speak, didn't make any sound, just blinked.

"You can't speak, you can't move, can you? Yes, just blink. I asked.

Hearing this, Zhou Yujia suddenly blinked again, moved his fingers slightly, and grabbed my cuffs.

The fog under my eyes gradually surged up, and the tears flowed out one after another, I felt distressed, no, I saw Zhou Yan's heart hurt.

"Yujia, you're fine, right?!" Zhou Yan ran over with a shocked face and hugged Zhou Yujia into his arms, and asked several questions in a row, but he still didn't get a response, he could only grit his teeth and hug Zhou Yujia to the sofa, and whispered: "Okay, he dares to bully my sister, Lao Tzu has to tear down his bones." ”

Seeing that he took out his mobile phone and was about to call someone to "assist", I hurriedly persuaded him: "Just have me, don't make a mess." ”

"That grandson is too arrogant, Lao Tzu must kill him!" Uncle Fat has a good relationship with Zhou Yujia, a week ago I was able to keep him liking me more than liking Zhou Yujia, but now I can only sigh that women are favored over men.

Don't look at the signs that we are all a little anxious now, in fact, no one has lost their minds, and everyone is calm.

It's useless to catch up with that grandson, if you can get close, he will dare to get you, who will dare to go up?

Uncle Zhao and Zhou Yan were about to chase after each other, but they were still held back by me, and they couldn't fight with Gu Master without any preparation, this is common sense in the industry.

Revenge is not in a hurry, just like a warning to me from a college classmate: "The nose is big and the eyes are small, and pretending to be forced and pretending to be diao, for this kind of person, digging the ancestral grave can not be in a hurry, and settling accounts afterwards is the last word." ”

Of course, I prefer to interpret his words as not fighting an unprepared battle.

"I told you not to come with you." I sighed helplessly, squatted beside Zhou Yujia and looked at her pupils carefully, and relaxed a little: "It's not harmful, it's just paralyzed, and it is estimated that the grandson is also afraid of backlash, so he doesn't dare to enlarge his moves." ”

"It's not okay for a long time, wood, hurry up and cure my sister!" Zhou Yan urged me anxiously.

I shook my head and smiled bitterly, "I can't handle the medicine Gu." ”

"So it's hopeless?!" Zhou Yan's eyes widened, and he took out his mobile phone to make a call.

"Are you anxious, I'll clean up that person and let that grandson solve the Gu for Yu Jia?!" I looked at Zhou Yan scoldingly, sighed, turned to Uncle Zhao and said, "Uncle, there is still an empty bedroom, let my friend rest." ”

"Yes, yes, this way." Uncle Zhao hurriedly led us into the corridor.

Zhou Yan hugged Zhou Yujia, Zhou Yujia pinched my arm with the only finger that could move, I wanted to die.

It's not me who gave you a trick, why do you hate me with your eyes?!

"You're bored again, it doesn't hurt to pinch me." I couldn't help but persuade her, hoping that she would turn back, but Zhou Yujia obviously didn't listen to what I said, and her eyes became even more hateful when she pinched me.

When we put her on the bed in the guest room and were about to turn around and go back to the hotel to "copy the guy", I was immediately embarrassed.

"Can you let go?" I asked, and Zhou Yujia glared at me.

"Can you understand something?" I asked, and Zhou Yujia's eyes glared at me even more viciously.

"Why don't you know four (things) so much?! Yujia is like this, you can accompany her! Can you have one less piece of meat?! The fat uncle scolded viciously, glared at me, and then left with Zhou Yan in a dashing manner.

Uncle Zhao walked over and asked, "Is there anything wrong with this little girl?" ”

"It's okay, wait for Uncle Fat to bring the things, I'll get him at night, Uncle Zhao, you go and rest first, I'll talk to her." I said.

Hearing this, Uncle Zhao nodded and walked out.

I admit that I lost, to be exact, I haven't won since I met Zhou Yujia.

In the past five or six years, there have been many cases where I have come close to victory, but I will always die for various reasons, such as the fat uncle pulling the wrong hand, Zhou Yan pulling the wrong hand, and the old man pulling the wrong hand

Why, no one has helped me for Mao?

Thinking about it, I was helpless, sighed and sat next to Zhou Yujia, looking at her with slanted eyes: "Can you not bully me." ”

Immediately, Zhou Yujia began to blink his eyes again and looked like he was about to cry, this was a silent resistance.

"Auntie, don't cry, if you let your father know about this, I will die when I go back to Guiyang." I suddenly remembered Zhou Yujia's father's fierce appearance, trembled for a moment, and hurriedly comforted Zhou Yujia: "If you don't cry, you're still a good boy, touch your head, let's not cry." ”

While talking, I raised my hand and touched Zhou Yujia's head, and said in my heart that this is the old man's original special trick to coax children, and I was often tricked by this trick when I was a child.

At the same time that the old man got me, I also received some red envelopes and snacks from him.

"That's right, that's right, how old a person is, crying like a dog."

Seeing that Zhou Yujia stopped crying, I smiled and took my hand back, and said a poor sentence in my mouth, and then Zhou Yujia cried in seconds.

I want to die.

At this moment, I didn't expect that an inexplicable person would call me inexplicably, and then I was completely inexplicable.

"Hello?" When I got on the phone, I looked at the caller ID and I didn't know this person.

"Are you Yi Lin!?" The person on the other side spoke dirty, and his tone was familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

"I'm your father." I replied, and then broke free from Zhou Yujia's claws, gave her a look, signaled not to be angry if there was an emergency, and then walked to the side very formally.

"If you talk to me again, I'll break you, do you believe it?"

I heard it, it was the grandson who killed people without blinking, Little Buddha.

At this moment, I didn't dare to reply, and I was secretly beating a drum in my heart.

This grandson came to me as a weasel to give the chicken a New Year's greeting, although he gave me a New Year's greeting with dirty words, but why is he looking for me?!

"Is there something wrong?" I asked uneasily.

Suddenly, the voice on the other end of the phone changed, very gentle, and it was difficult to arouse the slightest hostility.

"Mr. Yi, hello, I'm Master." The master didn't ink when he spoke, and directly hit the topic: "I heard that you have arrived in Xiangxi, according to this, the things in the tomb should be obtained, right?" ”

I didn't speak, I was silent.

"Don't worry, we're not interested in things, this time we have something to trouble you." The master smiled and said, "Of course, this is not a requirement, Mr. Yi is not willing to help, forget it." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched, and I silently said, "This is what I promised you in the first place, isn't it?" "Swallow it.

"It's better for us not to get involved." I didn't give him face, but I had a sense of foreboding when I said this.

Sure enough, as soon as the words fell, the roar of the little Buddha rang out: "Don't you give my brother face, do you?!" Lao Tzu will go to Xiangxi to do you today! Grandson, don't run! ”

"Did I give you a face?" I really can't help it, why doesn't this little Buddha have any quality, opening his mouth is swearing, can he still communicate well?

I didn't think I was a foul-mouthed person at the time.

The little Buddha's scolding on the street was like thunder, and the swear words on my side were endless, and Zhou Yujia, who was lying on the bed, looked at me without saying a word, his eyes were full of curiosity.

"Little Buddha, stop arguing." The master smiled bitterly: "Mr. Yi, if you don't want to help, forget it, I'll hang up first." ”

"Wait." I shouted in a low voice, looked at Zhou Yujia secretly, and saw that she was staring at me, so I hid in a corner near the windowsill and asked softly, "What do you want me to help with?" ”

In fact, at that time, I thought very simply, help them once, if they want to embarrass me in the future, they must also consider it, after all, I am Lei Feng who helped them once, right?

"Little Buddha is going to Guiyang in a few days, there are no one of us there, and Little Buddha is not familiar with Guiyang, so I think" The master smiled embarrassedly and said, "Can you help take care of him?" He will be responsible for his own diet and daily life, but he is not very familiar with the roads in Guiyang, and sometimes you can help him lead the way. ”

"He's coming to Guiyang?" My heart trembles a little, this grandson can't be here to kill me, right?!

"Ah, he's going to do something trivial, a harmonious thing, don't worry." The master seemed to know what I was worried about, and comforted me: "If he troubles you, just call me, and I will clean him up." ”

I suddenly remembered that day, when I was saying goodbye to Fengtianfu, my master handed me a note with his phone number written on it, and I remember throwing it in the trash can when I got home

"How did you know my phone number?" I still can't help but want to ask this question.

The master smiled and said incomprehensibly: "Although there are no of us there, there are still other shopkeepers with eyeliner inserted in Guiyang, I privately asked someone to investigate your contact information, and then"

"And then I found it?!" I can't believe it, these grandchildren are even better than the police?!

"Then they saw a small advertisement you posted outside your store, and below it was your mobile phone number." Master coughed, and my face darkened.

The master couldn't help but laugh and said to me: "You should have something to do these days, call me when you return to Guiyang, and I will call Xiaofo again." ”

I didn't say anything more, I agreed casually, then hung up the phone and walked back to Zhou Yujia.

"Get a good night's sleep, and when I get rid of your Gu at night, there will be no trouble." I laughed, squatted on the edge of the bed, lit a cigarette on the bedside table, and stopped talking.