"Two little bees! Fly among the flowers! Fly! Ahh Old Song roared in pain.

"Drink!" Dad smiled.

My mother and I watched these two drinking fists on the side, completely helpless.

Here's how it happened

After the bus arrived at the school, we went back to the dormitory, packed our things and prepared to go home. As soon as I got out of school, Lao Song stopped me: "Brother Fan, there is no one in my house these days, how about going to your house for a few days?" ”

Hearing Lao Song say this, can I agree? Lao Song and I are brothers!

So I smiled and said kindly, "Get out." ”

When Lao Song heard me say this, his face froze, and he accompanied me with a smile to help me carry my luggage and follow me home, and I continued to educate him along the way.

"Tell me, if you respect me a little more, can you have this thing?" I had a serious face.

"Yes, yes, Brother Fan's education is right!" Lao Song looked obscene.

"Tell me, if you usually call me brother and don't taunt me, can you do this?"

"Yes, Brother Fan is right!"

"Alas, if you want me to say, you are cheap!"

"Yes, yes, I'm cheap!"

"You win, let's go."

Under Lao Song's thick skin like a city wall, I was completely defeated by him, so I could only take Lao Song to take a taxi and run home.

When we got downstairs, Dad was still waiting for us at the gate as before.

Looking at my father's figure, I suddenly remembered what had happened in the past few days, and my heart suddenly felt uncomfortable, so I put down my luggage without saying a word, and ran forward to hug my father.

"Dad, I'm back!" I whispered to my father.

"It's good that the rabbit cub is back, play with yarn and sensationalize, and hurry up to eat." Dad smiled and said to me.

I turned around and asked Lao Song to come forward and said to my father: "Dad, Lao Song has no one at home recently, come to our house for a few days." ”

"Hello uncle! I'm sorry for you and your aunt these days! Lao Song smiled shyly. Dad waved his hand and signaled that it was okay.

I looked at this grandson with a pretending smile and wanted to slap him, uncle, pretending to be shy of wool!

When I got home, I was still the same, and when my mother saw me coming back, she immediately walked up to me and asked for warmth: "Xiaofan, how are you doing these days?" Can you eat enough outside? ”

I smiled and said to my mother, "Mom, don't worry, I'm doing well outside, it's okay!" ”

Mom chatted with us for a while, and then went to the kitchen to prepare dinner.

"Young man, accompany my uncle and I have a few drinks, Xiaofan can't drink much, it's boring, you can drink some with me!" My dad looked at me with disdain and said. I shook my head helplessly, and calmly looked at Lao Song and he opened the v-forcing mode.

"Uncle, it's okay, the juniors will drink with you! It's sure to make you happy! Drink to your heart's content! I didn't say how much I drank, I am known as a small official in the wine country, come on, let's drink! Lao Song looked proud.

When Dad saw Lao Song put on the set, he smiled slightly, raised his cup and began to play rock-paper-scissors with Lao Song.

Under the record of more than a dozen rounds of total defeat, Lao Song's face was almost dark, watching his father pour wine into his cup, and said in his mouth: "Young man, if you want to lose the bet, you must have wine, I didn't expect you to drink so much, come, do it!" ”

Hearing what his father said, Lao Song's tears were about to fall, and he shouted again and again to change the way he played.

As soon as Dad heard it, it was okay, so the two of them began to play with Little Bee.

Under the skills that my dad has practiced for decades, Lao Song has been constantly drunk, from the beginning of the high-spirited screaming to come back, to the current miserable wail

After dinner in the evening, my father chatted with us in the study, I told my father what happened in the past few days with Lao Song, and my father was also embarrassed after listening to it, and after hearing that we overtook those spirits, he nodded again and again, and looked at us with satisfaction: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, yes, the spirits are difficult to exceed, I didn't expect you to send them into reincarnation so easily, very good." ”

Listening to my father praising us, Lao Song and I both blushed and smiled modestly: "It's just good luck, it's not counting." "Actually, my heart is full of joy, my dad rarely praises me once, and this time we did a really good job.

"You still have a few days off to go, do you have any plans?" My dad asked us. I shook my head with Lao Song, I really didn't know what to do.

"Why don't you go to my antique shop to work part-time, eighty a day, don't you go?" Dad had a lewd smile on his face.

It's a pity that Lao Song and I didn't see it, and after thinking about it, I agreed, anyway, I'm idle, and it's good to find something to do, but when I went to work the next day, I found out how wrong my decision was

"Guest officer, please! There are basically antiques in the shop, so please take your time! Lao Song smiled, and I covered my face painfully behind his back, unable to bear to see this guest being slaughtered.

"You see, this vase is the identity symbol of the Qing Dynasty Aixin Jueluo family, look at this pattern, this workmanship, you don't lose 5,000 at all! You also made a lot of money, recently the small store in order to celebrate May Day, so the price was reduced from 8,808 to 5,000, you don't buy a lot of losses! Look at your face again, you look like a knowledgeable person, if this is fake, can you escape the eyes? Lao Song said with a pure smile.

When the guest heard Lao Song say this, he nodded happily, thinking that Lao Song was right, and this kid was also very good, so he paid for it without saying a word.

Seeing that Lao Song was so good at talking, Dad nodded with satisfaction, gave Lao Song a thumbs up, and laughed in a low voice: "The son can be taught." ”

Watching the people coming and going in the store, Lao Song followed his father to fool one wronged boss after another, I can't help but sigh, this braggart is also a profound knowledge, especially for them, the fake is the same as the real thing from their mouths, even they believe it, this sense of substitution is simply too professional to be professional.

When it was time to close in the afternoon, my father packed up the things in the store and prepared to go home for dinner, while I smoked and chatted with Lao Song outside the store. Just when the door was closed, my father's mobile phone rang, and after answering the phone, my father smiled at us with a spring breeze on his face: "I have a job, let's go, now follow me to the customer's house." ”

Lao Song was curious when he heard it, what kind of work? I asked with a puzzled face, "Dad, what's the job?" ”

Dad whispered to us: "I guess I met something dirty, the one who just called me was probably introduced by someone else, let's go and have a look, it's good to make some extra money, you two have a share." ”

I heard it with Lao Song, okay, anyway, I'm idle and bored, so it's good to find something to do. Seeing that we didn't say anything, Dad smiled and stretched out his hand to hail a taxi and ran towards the customer's house in the city center.