Chapter 10: Coffin Gas
No grass was sent to the underground palace, the tablet was offered, and the body was put into the coffin, and all this was stabilized, and the witch catastrophe passed? I don't know, I don't know if there's no snow.
Eat with Yang Youmeng at noon, this girl can speak, and finally recognize me as a teacher and learn witchcraft, isn't this? Guo Zixiao said.
"It's not witchcraft, you can't learn it."
"Why? Yan Su is open the door wide, recruiting disciples, you see you should too. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm a witch, I'm not a wizard anymore."
Guo Zixiao glanced at me and said.
"She knows everything."
I scolded Guo Zixiao in my heart, he is like this, when he meets a beauty, he can say that he stole a needle ten years ago, I see that the police use beautiful women, and they will all be recruited at a glance.
"Do you know the bridge? It's not what you said, there is a problem with the design, if there is a problem, how can there be no accident for more than ten years? Here's what to say, want to know what? ”
"Of course, if you make the news, then it's a cow, I put the satellite again, and now the ratings of our TV station in our small town are two or three times higher than the most popular station in the city, and the people of the whole country are very concerned about this small town."
I know this, as far as the TV station in the small town is concerned, the first time to make an advertisement, 35,000 will be completed, and three or four minutes, now in seconds, one second is 300,000, you can see from this point.
Especially the news program hosted by Yang Youmeng that "directly hits the small town" is twelve colored rains, and it is really popular.
"Young dreams, want to know? Okay, I'll take you tomorrow to show you the ultimate curse, but tonight we'll have to talk about the details of tomorrow's trip. ”
I just can't take it anymore.
"I'm going home for something."
I scold when I go out, dog man and woman.
I went to Mr. Zhao's house, and I was still angry, but as soon as I said it, Mr. Zhao was happy.
"It is said in ancient books that it is normal for two people to be happy with each other, before and after the flowers."
"He is a man with a wife and a family."
"That's appreciation, you don't have to make anything."
"I'm almost on the bed."
"Dezi, there are some things you can't look at with this kind of vision."
I won't say it, Mr. Zhao is a bookworm, and there are some things he doesn't want to believe, even if they happen in real society, he doesn't want to believe it.
Mei Mei ran in, and as soon as she ran into the bedroom, I knew that she was in trouble, and when she got into trouble, she ran into the bedroom, and the door was locked, leaving the mess to me.
Giri came in, his head covered in blood, and I strangled it.
Teacher Zhao and I didn't bother to ask, bandaged it, and then went to the hospital, the wound on the head was the same as a human mouth, scary.
When it was done, I asked Giri.
"Did you do it?"
"No, it's me."
"Jiri, you are still protecting her, if you protect her again, you will kill people and set fire tomorrow."
"She just wants to eat game, I know, five kilometers away from the forest, there is a wild boar, nearly a thousand weights, I have been staring at it for a year, I didn't dare to get it, it's too big, the fangs are more than a meter long, I and Mei Mei found it, Mei Mei said I'm not brave, I'm a little guilty, rushed over, I didn't do it, let the wild boar pile me down, that's it."
I'm so angry.
"Teacher Zhao, you take Jiri to dinner today, and I'll go home."
"Dezi, pay attention to the way."
I went into the house, Mei Mei was on the computer, I sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette, called Mei Mei.
"Charming."
Charming and excited, I know that something bad is wrong.
She slowly stood up and smiled at me.
"Meimei, what's going on with Jiri?"
"Giri must have told you, so I don't need to say it."
"Come here."
I startled myself with a snort, I had never made such a loud voice, and it was so charming.
Mei Mei walked over slowly, pressed me to the sofa, pulled down my pants, just a slap, screamed, and then I left.
I was so angry that I was sitting in the bar drinking beer, Guo Zixiao called and said.
"I'll see you tomorrow at nine o'clock."
"Get out."
I almost dropped the phone.
I went home in the middle of the night, Meimei didn't come back, it seemed that she didn't dare to come back, and lived in Teacher Zhao's house.
The next day, at nine o'clock, I went to the bridge, Guo Zixiao and Yang Youmeng were there.
"You drank pesticides yesterday?"
"Don't talk nonsense, you said get a woman here."
"It's okay to have one more person."
We walked to the bridge, this bridge is more than ten years old, there is a side bridge under the bridge, that is, you can repair pipes, cables, go up, the railings are rotten, dare not support, straight slowly, the bridge coffin is in the middle of the hole.
When you get there, you have to get into it to see the coffin.
I was also very strange at the beginning, who put the coffin in the coffin hole? That's a wicked idea.
We went in, and Yang Youmeng took pictures.
"Whose coffin is this? How did it end up here? Why is it here? ”
"Yang Da reporter, if you want to shoot, shut your broken mouth, I don't like to listen to reporters the most."
Yang Youmeng was stunned for a moment and stopped talking.
The coffin is an ordinary coffin, the coffin shape is all, but the wood is treated, oilwood, not afraid of blisters, even if the bridge hole is over the water, it's fine, and it's all a kind of tree oil seal, not permeable at all, look at this very professional.
I patted the coffin, there was something inside, but it wasn't a corpse, the corpse only touched the bottom of the coffin, it seemed that there was more than half of this thing, so I hesitated, it seems that this coffin is quite evil.
"My suggestion is to find the relevant personnel, open the coffin to see, you can't put a coffin here, all the designs are prepared for the flow of water, if the rain is heavy, it will have a great impact on the bridge, and even fall down."
Yang Youmeng looked at me after speaking.
"Reporter Yang, you're too talkative."
Guo Zixiao was also a little unhappy.
"I told you, you only take pictures, you only look, and we'll tell you when we have to."
Guo Zixiao has been remembering this coffin, he must be thinking about it, how many things are in his basement, how did he get it, I think, if he doesn't have scheming, can he get it?
"Open the coffin, this is a coffin nail, it's very troublesome."
"I took it."
Guo Zixiao actually brought a semi-automatic coffin opener. Put the little machine on the nail, press it down, grasp the nail, and with a few presses, the big nail will be pulled out, and if you use the usual method, you won't be able to open it for two hours.
Guo Zixiao seems to be quite professional, this product must not have opened this kind of coffin.
There is a group of tomb robbers in the small city, but they are not called tomb robbers, but tomb insects, and now the county is tightly grasped, so they are very secretive, who is not a tomb worm, I don't know.
The coffin opened, Yang Youmeng came over first, I didn't move, Guo Zixiao hid to the side, I shook right, Guo Zixiao pulled Yang Youmeng aside.
"There is a coffin, are you disobedient?"
"I don't understand."
I can see that the relationship between the two has crossed the line.
A few minutes later, we went over to look, I was dumbfounded, Guo Zixiao's eyes were green, and he said for a long time.
"Xiaomeng, you remember, shut your mouth, delete everything you took pictures of immediately."
"That's big news."
"This is bigger than your big news."
I didn't expect that there were antiques containing most of the coffins, and I took out one to see, and it was real, it was.
"Dezi, who did you say put this?"
"How do I know?"
"Get out of here at once, don't be discovered, we'll come in the middle of the night, and transport them all."
Guo Zixiao's eyes were shining, he covered the coffin and we left, looking for a place to eat, Guo Zixiao took Yang Youmeng's camera and deleted everything.
"Let it go, and your mouth, don't talk nonsense, I'll give you big news in the future, it's like a dungeon or something, take you in once, the main palace, you shoot some, it's enough for you to put an atomic bomb."
Although Yang Youmeng was unhappy, she didn't dare to say anything, it seems that Guo Zixiao made her afraid, she had fallen into Guo Zixiao's pit, and now she didn't listen to Guo Zixiao, this thing suddenly made her disappear forever in the small town.
In the middle of the night, I didn't go, and told Guo Zixiao that those things were his, and I didn't want one, Guo Zixiao hugged me and "snapped".
"Are you disgusting?"
His eight masters, it's really disgusting to me, I was kissed by a man for the first time, except for Mr. Zhao, of course.
Guo Zixiao called me the day after he got his things away.
"There's bones down there, what should I do?"
"Aren't you okay now?"
"It's okay now, I'm worried about something, by the way, Yang Youmeng is sick and talking nonsense."
"How do you know?"
"She, she, she lives with me."
"You deserve it, you deserve to die."
I hung up the phone, and another day later, Guo Zixiao came.
"Dezi, it's really not good, it may be that you have been caught in the coffin, you go and take a look, if it's late, I'm afraid you'll die."
I still passed, Yang You's dream is really a coffin, after sealing the coffin, open the coffin, stay away, the coffin can make you sick, can make you die.
The coffin is running around in the body of Yang Youmeng, slowly swallowing the yin and yang qi, and the person is dead, such a coffin, I'm afraid the coffin hasn't been opened for more than ten years, and it has been left there for more than ten years, I'm afraid that something happened to the owner, or died. I hope that this will not cause trouble in the future.
"Dezi, what should I do?"
"You have to talk to Mei Mei, she agrees, we are two hearts, and it is not a problem to drive away witchcraft."
Guo Zixiao called Mei Mei, and Mei Mei became angry and scolded Guo Zixiao.
I haven't been to Mr. Zhao's house, he won't let me go, Meimei is now standing up to eat every day, watching TV on her stomach, scolding you from time to time, if you come back, she will definitely make trouble.
Guo Zixiao hit the muzzle of the gun and caught fire.
I was so happy.
"Isn't it good to be charming? I didn't offend her, what did she want, I didn't give it? Come up and scold me. ”
I didn't say it, shook my head.
"It's definitely not going to work these days, but it's late, and Yang Youmeng can't live, so you go to find no snow, of course, no snow can't necessarily do such a small thing, but Ma Jin likes to do such things."
"Ma Jin? Don't talk nonsense, he's the most unreliable, if something happens to Xiaomeng, I'll be miserable, her father is the original old director, a bit of a root system, it just can't kill me, and it makes me unlucky, I don't want to get into trouble. ”
"You've got into trouble, I think I'll let Ma come here."
"Don't talk nonsense, I already knew that some of Ma Jin's non-witchcraft have not been washed, and he will study the dimensional space now, no."
"That's true, but he can do it."
"Nope."
"I'll call Wuxue and ask him to send someone from Wuwu."
Guo Zixiao called Wuxue, Wuxue didn't come, and sure enough, a person without a clan came, he glanced at it and said.
"The coffin is very heavy, it's fine."
This kid sat down, and suddenly there was a loud scream, and I strangled it, and scared me to the point of "Ah! With a sound, Guo Zixiao jumped directly on the sofa, didn't stand firmly, turned over, got up and said.
"Grandson, you got her to me and scared me to death."
I'm so happy, the kid has no expression, into the witch, ten minutes later, a breath rushed out, the kid jumped up, directly sucked the coffin into the body, I know, this is the coffin breath to raise witch gas, is the way to no witch.
The boy stood up and said.
"It's over, filial piety, don't ......"
Guo Zixiao took out 10,000 yuan and said.
"Get out, you two goods, scare me to death."
The kid laughed evilly and left, and I knew it was a deliberate blow.
Yang Youmeng sat up, his face covered with sweat.
"I walked around the underworld, it was so scary, I saw Hades, and I woke up from a dream."
I left, went to the bar and sat down, Mei Mei came in, didn't run, didn't jump, I got up, Mei Mei walked to the bar and said.
"Alas, Boss Zhao, have a glass of red wine."
I had to stand up and laugh.
"Okay, okay, best."
Mei Mei took a sip and said.
"Zhaode, your subordinates are black, I can't walk fast now, I don't dare to run, I don't dare to sit, I don't dare to sit, just lie on my stomach, you wait, I'll find Jili to clean you up."
Mei Mei walked away step by step, and I finally laughed.
My hands are heavy, but if I don't clean her up, it's really easy to get into trouble, if Jiri really has an accident that day, the Gugu clan takes the patriarch first, then it will be a rebellion.