Qin Tianqi is really helpless, he is really unlucky to meet these two crazy 'women', thinking about Xiao Wu is nearly thirty, this Nalan Chu will not be an old 'woman', right?

It looks really a bit similar, Qin Tianqi said secretly, he didn't expect to meet another little witch today, it seems that he really went out today and didn't look at the yellow calendar!

After being ****ed by two 'female' people, Qin Tianqi helplessly shook his head helplessly from the office of the director of discipline, it seems that his life is really not ordinary suffering, and when he thinks of having dinner with those two crazy 'female' people in the future, Qin Tianqi's mood can't be happy.

However, Qin Tianqi also heard a good news from Xiao Wu's mouth, that is, he no longer has to pay for eating in the dining hall in the future, because the school has an ancient tradition, that is, the campus king can be free of tuition and food, which is very good news for Qin Tianqi.

He is very poor, and he is accompanied by a group of foodies, and the fact of eating for free is really a great thing for Qin Tianqi.

Qin Tianqi walked downstairs with a panda eye, and downstairs there was a fat old man with gray hair playing Tai Chi, and what was even more strange was that there was a crow standing on the old man's shoulder.

Yes, there was a white 'colored' crow standing on the old man's shoulder.

It is said that the crow in the world is as black as the crow, but this crow is white. The old man turned his back to Qin Tianqi, but he could feel Qin Tianqi walking down.

"Boy, was you beaten by the Xiao girl?" the old man said with a smile while playing Tai Chi: "The Xiao girl is a very powerful girl, and it is not so easy to push her." ”

"Hey, I said old man, what do you mean by that?" Qin Tianqi had just been beaten, and his anger had not subsided, and this old man actually came to make fun of me.

"Boy, don't pretend, Lao Tzu was also young. The old man stopped, looked at Qin Tianqi with a smile, and said: "Xiao girl is a good girl, although she is a little rude and willful, but she can still warm the quilt when she marries home, and her ass is not small, she is a son who can give birth to a son's ass, you will not lose if you marry her, if Lao Tzu is a few years younger, it will not be your turn to be a boy." ”

"Quack!" the white crow on his shoulder let out a few calls, as if in response to the old man's words. Qin Tianqi couldn't help but look at this old man with some curiosity, who was this old man? It seemed that he was a certain teacher in the school, but this teacher was too disrespectful, right?

"Boy, if you want to conquer her, I have a way. The strange old man said with a smile, as if a strange uncle was 'seducing' the simple little sister.

"Old fellow, are you kidding?" Qin Tianqi didn't believe that this old guy had a way to help him subdue that crazy 'woman'.

"Don't believe me?" the old man raised his eyebrows, snorted coldly, and said, "Follow me!"

Qin Tianqi didn't understand what the hell this old guy was doing, but he still followed him to the side, only to see him suddenly stop, suddenly raise his palms, and then strike out.

There was a loud "boom".

More than a dozen meters away, a house collapsed to the ground.

Qin Tianqi was stunned, is this still a human being? This is simply a god! This place is more than ten meters away from that house, not to mention that it is a building with more than ten floors! It was actually collapsed by this old man's palm.

Qin Tianqi was already shocked, strange things happen every year, and there are a lot of them this year! Could this old man be a martial arts master? Otherwise, he would be a supernatural person! Qin Tianqi looked at this old man with complicated eyes, and secretly exclaimed in his heart, what a person really can't look like and the sea can't fight! Who would have thought that this uncle, who looked like he was sweeping the floor at the school's 'gate', would be able to collapse a building with one palm?

"What's it?, isn't it?" the old man said proudly: "This is still a small matter, if you worship me as a teacher, it won't take a month for you to have my strength." ”

"But I don't have any money. Qin Tianqi waved his hand helplessly and said, "I'm very poor." ”

"Don't worry, I have money, as long as you bring me with you when you eat in the future. The old man seemed to be afraid that Qin Tianqi would not agree to him, so he hurriedly said: "You are now the king of the campus, you don't 'spend' money to eat in the dining room, it's nothing if you have an extra mouth, and you won't lose if you worship me as a teacher." ”

Qin Tianqi nodded secretly, what he said was not wrong at all, if he could really collapse a building with one palm like him, not to mention a small Xiao Wu, even a dozen or twenty more would not be his opponents!

At this time, this unknown old man had already become a peerless master in Qin Tianqi's eyes.

"Master, you will be my master in the future!" At this time, Qin Tianqi clasped his fists one by one and said, "Master is above, please bow to the apprentice!"

What an opportunity, don't miss it!

The old man couldn't help but be happy, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't see Qin Tianqi kneeling, although Qin Tianqi said goodbye, but he didn't move at all.

"Aren't you going to apprentice?" the old man couldn't help frowning, and said, "Lao Tzu has been waiting all day, why haven't you made any moves?"

"Master, don't you feel it? I've already worshiped you dozens of times in my heart!" Qin Tianqi said with a sincere face: "It's not that I said this on purpose, it's because I have a last resort, the first time I worshipped someone, it was a neighbor's grandfather, that day I worshipped him only after he choked to death while eating, the second time was to worship one of my uncles, he fell directly to the ground from his seat and died of epilepsy, and the third time he worshipped an aunt, who just finished worshipping the aunt and fell to his death......

"Okay, okay!" Hearing Qin Tianqi say this, the old man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "You kid, get out, wait for me in the stadium in the afternoon!"

"That disciple has taken his leave!" Qin Tianqi laughed evilly in his heart: Do you want Lao Tzu to kneel to you? What are you kidding? Lao Tzu kneels to the sky and kneels to his parents, but he doesn't kneel to others!

Qin Tianqi walked towards his class in a gloomy manner, the entire class had been cleaned up, and the new desks and chairs had been replaced, but now there were only 'girl' students in the class and no boys.

Seeing Qin Tianqi's figure disappear, the old man shouted to the ruins: "Hurry up the time, blast the last few expired buildings, and strive to build new ones next year!"

"It's the principal, we'll hurry up. A voice rang out next to the ruins: "You guys, hurry up and install explosives, and try to blow up all the abandoned buildings by the afternoon!"