Chapter 7 Saucer Immortals
Disc Immortal, evolved from the ancient Fu Ping, is said to be a kind of thing that can communicate with the dead, but everyone in the industry knows the Tao.
The so-called Saucer Immortal is actually a ritual to bind ghosts.
The goblin it chooses is not specified, but whoever is closest to the dish will be forcibly bound to the plate.
Of course, if you meet a profound yin soul, whether you can be restrained or not is a matter of two words.
Generally speaking, the ghosts and monsters bound by the Disc Immortal are all lonely ghosts, and most of them are not very clear-headed, so what people ask, the ghosts are likely to answer, but the answer is not necessarily right or wrong.
In my experience, 90% of the ghosts invited by the Disc Fairy belong to the above situation.
The remaining 10 percent belong to special circumstances, and the premise of these special circumstances is that the ghost is awake.
If a sober ghost finds himself forced into a small saucer, and is asked here and there by a bunch of fools, the general reaction is probably to be angry.
If the Yin Spirit is angry, it means that the living are going to be unlucky.
Uncle Sun's encounter with Lu is related to Di Xian, to be precise, this incident is not what he met with Lu, but what his daughter met with Lu.
His daughter is a senior this year, named Sun Yan, and she is in the same school as Zhou Yujia, so she is my younger sister.
This year, I don't know if Lu Dao is unfavorable or what's wrong, Sun Yan played Disc Fairy with a few girlfriends, and her luck was so bad that she bumped into 10% of the special circumstances.
That's right, the ghost was.
"As far as my daughter happened, everyone else is fine, this thing is troublesome" Uncle Sun shook his head and sighed, and took me and Xiao An to walk to the place where his family lived, and kept telling me about it: "Child, he. Mom asked me to buy some tribute, saying that it was to burn some for the dead, and the ghost would not come to haunt her. ”
"They're also idle enough, they're really tired of being crooked." I kept muttering in my heart, for this kind of death, in fact, I have always expressed my joy to see the joy of the people, eager to clap my hands, and play a run with the residents in the alley.
If you don't die, you won't die, that's the truth.
Why didn't you call the ghost up? Just to ask some questions? The man is your uncle, and you are his grandson? You asked, people have to come? If you don't come, you still use the Saucer Immortal to detain people, isn't this death!
Having said that, I really can't ignore it when I see it, after all, the Yi family's ancestor is there.
Save people and drive away evil spirits, drive out corpses and suppress evil.
With this kind of ancestral precept on his head, can he not be a live Lei Feng?
Besides, Uncle Sun is still good, at least I think so, helping him is a merit.
After a while, our group stopped on the third floor of a residential building.
With a few key clicks, the door opened.
At that moment, I swear I heard the sounds of hell, a group of women crying and screaming inside, really
Why do I suddenly think Zhou Yujia is so gentle and cute?
"Little boss, come in and take a look." Uncle Sun put down the goods he had received from Xiao An, took me into the living room, and pointed to the middle-aged woman who was sitting on the sofa crying: "This is your aunt"
"Hello Aunt Sun, where is the patient, I'll go in and take a look." I was very professional and convincing, especially for people who are in despair, and all they need is a glimmer of hope, true or not.
Perhaps this is the reason why many charlatans can succeed.
In the living room, there were not only Sun Yan's parents, but also three girls who were about the same grade as Zhou Yujia, and when they saw me say this, their eyes immediately moved to me, and then
"The god stick who came to cheat money?!" A certain girl in a white sweater stood up, wiped her tears, and pointed to the door: "Get out of the water!" Hurry up and get out!! ”
I don't need to be so direct, do you?! It's the first time I've met such a direct client!
"I'm not cheating on money." I reluctantly explained: "I don't charge money for errands. ”
As I spoke, I automatically added in my heart, I only collected the money afterwards, and it was Lei Feng who didn't collect the money, and I didn't have the surname Lei.
As my voice fell, there was a loud shouting and mockery.
The target was directed at me, and the words were sharp but there were no dirty words, and I was powerless to fight back.
I have to say that women are quite awesome when they scold people, really, no joke.
Didn't I see them all scolding me so stunned that I couldn't speak?
"Big brother is not a liar!!" Xiao An's childish shouting made the group of eight women stop talking.
In a blink of an eye, Xiao An was glaring angrily at those eight women, his mouth bulging, like a frog.
"What's the fuss!!" Uncle Sun rarely gets angry, this is rare for me to see him angry, and the roar calmed the people present in an instant, and no one dared to make a sound again, except for me.
What's the big deal, I won't help and don't learn Lei Feng, I'm here to be angry with my feelings?!
Seeing that my face was also ugly, Uncle Sun hurriedly came over to play the round, saying forget it, don't be angry with the girls.
"I'll go and see, if I can cure it, if I can't cure it, I'll leave." There was a little anger between my words, and seeing that the young girls were still sarcastic, I didn't pay any attention to them, and under the guidance of Uncle Sun, I took Xiao An into a bedroom in the back.
Before I went in, I was still thinking about whether it was a bit inappropriate to bring Xiao An's rabbit cub in, but after thinking about it, it seems that his dog is quite awesome, at least it can smell it, right?
The room was very dim, and there was no lighting except for the lamp on at the head of the bed.
For my part, I felt that the orange-yellow light always gave me a sense of warmth, but now I felt not warmth, but dullness.
An inexplicable dullness,
There was a young girl lying on the bed, her eyes were closed and she seemed to be in a coma, she looked good, objectively speaking, she was the same as Zhou Yujia's appearance, but her style was completely different.
Zhou Yujia belongs to the kind that is as gentle as water, this girl can be said at a glance, I can't tell, in short, it is on the middle line of gentleness and sexiness.
One thing has to be said.
This girl is really in good shape, I can see the curves under the quilt.
"Little An, ask your big yellow dog, does it smell anything?" I crouched down and whispered in Xiao An's ear.
Xiao An turned his head and muttered a few words to the air, and under the puzzled eyes of the group of people outside the door, he said, "There are a lot of strange smells in this room, which is the smell of the uncle in front." ”
"Can you determine the location?" I frowned.
"What determines the location?" Xiao An looked at me crookedly, probably not understanding.
I carefully explained, "Where did that smell come from?" ”
Xiao An sighed, turned his head and muttered a few more words to the air, and then told me that Rhubarb didn't know what to say.
Hey, this dog's nose doesn't seem to be smart enough, people and police dogs can smell the location of drugs, why can't this dog smell it?
Just as I was thinking about what to do, suddenly, my fingers went cold.
It was like being blown by the cold air conditioner, obviously, but it went away and didn't give me a chance to feel it.
I rolled my eyes, and said in my heart that this ghost doesn't seem to be powerful, otherwise it shouldn't be like this.
Seeing that Sun Yan's condition is not too bad, at least she can breathe, and her face is only a little pale, and she does not have too exaggerated or serious reactions.
"Xiao An, stand by the door obediently." As I spoke, I walked out of the house and took a handful of incense, then went back to the bedroom and lit it slowly.
Hearing my words, Xiao An obediently walked to the door and looked at me curiously.
Then, the scene that made them more sure that I was a god stick appeared.
With the incense in my left hand and the dagger that had just been drawn from my waist in my right hand, I kept walking around the room, and every few steps I took slapped the burning incense with the dagger, and countless sparks burst out in an instant.
Seeing the scene where I swayed and swayed like a dancing god, Uncle Sun's face twitched and he didn't speak.
After a few minutes, everything was still business as usual, and nothing strange happened.
"God, have you made enough trouble?!! If we don't leave again, we'll call the police!! The young girl in the white sweater yelled at me.
"Hiss!!!"
But before she could finish speaking, an evil spirit suddenly exploded in the room.
And the spark I photographed on the incense head did not fall to the ground as before, but stopped in mid-air, turning into charred black dots, and even wisps of white smoke came out, as if something was burning.
"Big Brother !!"
"Huh?" I was about to turn my head, but I felt my neck be choked violently, and I couldn't breathe for a moment.
I'm grassy, play off.