The black snake's body was all under the water, and the part that climbed up to the deck could only be regarded as the front end of its body.

When its head reached into the jar, its body, which was hidden beneath the water's surface, also quickly burst out of the water, and then frantically burrowed into the jar.

God knows how long this black snake is.

It took fifteen minutes for the black snake to burrow its tail into the jar, and the sound of the reverberating sound in the sky disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"Fuck ?!!" Zhao Xiaosan was so excited that he was about to cry: "It's done!! I really have the talent to be a Taoist priest!! When I go back, I will worship the blind boss as a teacher!! ”

"You're a fart!" I hurriedly urged, "Quickly close the lid of the red cloth!" ”

Zhao Xiaosan was probably so excited that he was stunned, dancing and having fun there, and finally Zhao Qingluan went over and slapped him on the back of the head, and the grandson came to his senses.

"Isn't that exciting!" Zhao Xiaosan said with a smile and stuffed the red cloth lid back into the mouth of the wine jar.

When he put the red cloth cover back in its place, I didn't dare to delay too much, hurriedly pulled up the jade pine on the ground, ran to Zhao Xiaosan's side, and carefully pressed the jade pine base on the red cloth cover.

When Yu Song touched the red cloth lid, he only heard a muffled bang, and Yu Song instantly adhered to the red cloth lid.

In that case, it was as if two magnets were attached to each other, and even if I let go of my hand, the jade pine did not shake on the red cloth cover.

"It's done" I gently shook the jade pine with my hand, and after making sure that it had been completely adsorbed at the mouth of the wine jar, I couldn't help but hug Zhao Xiaosan and laughed: "Little third brother! Awesome! ”

"Hahaha! I can blow this thing for the rest of my life! Zhao Xiaosan laughed with me, and jumped up on the deck with his hands dancing: "You third brother is awesome!" ”

It is estimated that Zhao Xiaosan is also crazy, and the beating amplitude is slightly larger, which makes the iron boat we are riding also swaying vigorously.

Zhao Qingluan's face turned pale and gave Zhao Xiaosan a kick and scolded: "Don't jump!" In a moment the ship capsized! ”

"Look at it, you coward! What are you afraid of if you capsize? I've even flipped over the car! Zhao Xiaosan squeezed his eyebrows and smiled at Zhao Qingluan, and then gave me another look.

Suddenly I understood what he meant by rollover.

That was the time he kicked through my computer!

"It's done, right?" Shen Han asked me.

Looking at her expression, she still seems to be worried that something will go wrong, after all, the reversal just now is too fast, and she can't accept it at all.

"Don't worry, it won't get out if it goes in." I laughed.

"Really?" Shen Han asked.

"Nonsense, can I still lie to you about this kind of thing!" I laughed.

After Shen Han heard my words, she was silent for a while, her expression a little dazed.

After a while, Shen Han smiled at us and shrugged: "I really didn't expect that we would still be alive." ”

"yes." I nodded, and then said to Zhao Xiaosan: "Let's go back, this job is over." ”

Zhao Xiaosan hummed, started the engine, and drove us towards the riverbank where we came.

For the rest of the day, no one spoke again.

Zhao Xiaosan smiled and smoked, sitting at the stern of the boat looking at the riverbank, his expression was not ordinary leisurely.

As for Zhao Qingluan, he should have been caused by the sequelae of the previous series of reversals, leaning on the side of the boat with dull eyes, looking up at the sun in the sky, like a senile dementia.

Shen Han squatted on the deck silently, holding his knees with his hands, not knowing what he was thinking.

I was originally sitting with Zhao Qingluan, smoking a cigarette in a daze, and when I saw Shen Han's situation, I got up and walked over, squatting next to her.

"What's wrong?" I asked worriedly, "I see you're in a bad mood." ”

"Nothing." Shen Han glanced at me, silently moved two steps to the side, and distanced himself from me.

"Hey, I'll go, what are you doing?" I looked at Shen Han suspiciously: "Am I making you angry again?" ”

"Nope." Shen Han replied in a dull voice.

"What do you mean?" I scratched my head, "I think you're a little unhappy." ”

"You don't have to worry about it." Shen Han lowered his head and looked at the deck, just like an angry child, listening to that tone, he was so aggrieved.

But it was at this time that I reacted to one thing.

When we were vomited by the Scream, we vomited a lot of filth on the ship.

Shen Han was the first to discover this, because as soon as she lowered her head, she saw the things that Zhao Qingluan had just vomited.

"Holy shit." I couldn't help but retch when I saw these things.

"Oops!!" Zhao Qingluan also came back to his senses, looking at the filth on the deck, his expression was ugly: "Why are you so disgusting!" ”

"You're still vomiting disgusting? I didn't even speak. Zhao Xiaosan said in a loud voice.

Shen Han covered his mouth, stood up with a pale face, and walked to the cleanest position at the bow of the boat, and Zhao Qingluan and I also ran over.

This time, our people are a big loss.

In order to subdue the demons, he vomited half to death, and finally made the government-supported iron ship look like this.

I was a little embarrassed to go ashore, and when the government people came to pick up the boat, God knows what their expressions were!

In Zhao Xiaosan's taunt, the iron boat was quickly driven to the shore by him.

Seeing that we had landed, the government officials who were far away from the river bank also quickly ran over to meet us.

Sure enough, everything was as I had guessed.

When they saw the filth on the deck, their expressions were a little inexplicably weird, and the middle-aged man in the lead frowned even more.

"You've cleaned up that monster, right?" He asked me worriedly.

"Cleaned up." I nodded, and forcibly pretended to be calm, and no matter how much my grandson glanced at the deck, his face would not change.

Anyway, it's all embarrassing to this point, so it's better to pretend to be calm, no matter how you say it, you have to be a bit of a high-spirited person.

"These are on board," the man looked at me without saying a word.

But before he could finish speaking, I interrupted him with a wave of my hand.

"Don't talk about these useless things, you can do the rest of the things yourself, clean up the things on the ship, wipe them all clean, and turn around and sell them as new ships."

Hearing my words, he opened his mouth and wanted to say something again.

"Don't thank me, serving the people and destroying demons for the country is our husband's duty." I said to him in righteous words.

The moment I said this, I felt an indescribable sense of honor.

Damn it.

I have lived for so many years, and I can be regarded as truly contributing to the country!

"No, I was trying to warn you." The middle-aged man seemed a little embarrassed to speak, and pointed to my feet awkwardly: "You stepped on those things." ”

I looked down, and immediately reacted that I had failed to pretend to be a failure.

But what does it matter?

There are always more than 600 ways to save face for people who pretend to be forced for a living.

"On purpose." I quietly said to the man: "Master Zu once said that color is emptiness, emptiness is color, everything is nothingness, only in the red dust can be"

"Isn't that what Guanyin said?" A man in a suit next to him muttered.

"Pretty much the same thing." I didn't have the heart to continue talking nonsense with them, so I waved my hand: "Let's go back first, you have to retire after your achievements, you can play by yourself." ”

Hearing this, the leader hummed, looked at the calm and normal Yellow River, and smiled for the first time.

"Thank you."

Actually, this grandson was generally pretty good, at least at that time, I didn't hate him as much as I did at first.

Seeing that we were going back, he arranged for a few of his men to help us move our things.

In the end, after more than half an hour, we climbed back from the bottom of the cliff and returned to the car sweating profusely.

"Hey, I didn't say it, these grandsons are stupid enough." Zhao Xiaosan sat in the car in front of him, stuck his head out, and said scoldingly: "I've been here for so many days, and I don't know how to open a good way to go down, so I have to play rock climbing." ”

"It's more troublesome to open the road." I shook my head and beckoned to Zhao Xiaosan: "Let's go, let's go back." ”