Chapter Forty-Nine: A Million Pretending to Be the King (continued)

In the middle of summer, in a noble mansion in the capital of the Bajas Empire, a ...... squatted on a large exaggerated oak table Or a jelly-like, pale pink translucent gel, which is clearly a cute-looking slime. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this moment, this pink slime is squinting comfortably, enjoying the onlookers and strokes of a group of beautiful ladies and ladies!

“…… Good daughter! This is my birthday present for you when I was on a hunting holiday in the border forest! Do you like it or not? ”

The beautiful lady in a low-cut gorgeous long dress raised the pink translucent slime to her chest and said with a grin.

“…… Ahh It's so cute!! A red-haired girl, who was also wearing a low-cut long skirt, immediately jumped up when she saw this and hugged the cute slime in her arms," ...... Well, it's slippery, it's soft, and it feels awesome to the touch! I can play with this little thing for three years! By the way, Mom, what does it eat? ”

“…… Leaves, hay, bread, barbecue, everything! Of course, you can't give it anything too hot......"

“…… So I'll feed it a little biscuit...... Hehe, I really ate it! And with a smile on his face! ”

“…… Huh! It was given to me by my mother! If you want to hug it, I should hug it first! Get this cute little thing back! ”

Another brown-haired little Lori in a thin summer dress suddenly pursed her mouth and widened her eyes, "...... My sister is robbing other people's things again! ”

“…… Hey, Lelia don't be so stingy! My sister's things are my sister's things, and my sister's things are still my sister's things! ”

“…… Margaret, don't make a fuss! The noble lady smiled bitterly and persuaded her two daughters, "...... Come on~give it to Lelia to hug~"

In short, in the midst of the scramble between the mother and daughter in low-cut long skirts, slime players enjoyed the ultimate boobs squeezing.

Poof! Poof! The pink slime showed an expression of excitement and pleasure under the squeeze of the three pairs of chests.

Mmmm, I was able to be held on my chest by the charming big sisters as a slime! What an achievement!

Far away in another world, the obsessive otaku player wearing 3D stereoscopic glasses looked at the virtual fragrant scene, and his heart was suddenly moved beyond words!

Oooh oh! Is this paradise!? There's Lori, there's a!! What a gentleman's ♂ paradise with everything you need!

Ahhhh......h If I had really crossed over there, my heart would have been cheering at this moment......

He thought so as he tapped the options on the virtual screen, causing the slime to spew out a volatile liquid with a lovely fragrance.

――According to the original game character, the aroma of this pink slime is used as a bait to lure various flying insects into their nets and then hunt like an insect trapping plant...... But here, the object of its seduction has become a big, two, and three beautiful women!

“…… What a nice smell! This little guy can also wear perfume?! The red-haired young lady Margaret said in surprise.

“…… Well, it seems to be a mix of mint and rose aromas. Fragrant, cool! It feels so comfortable! ”

The beautiful lady also said with a happy face, and at the same time rubbed her face against the slippery skin of the slime, and even kissed it, "...... Lelia, you can smell it too! She held the fragrant pink slime in front of her youngest daughter, Lelia.

“…… It smells good! Mom! Can I sleep with it in my arms at night? Lelia took a deep breath and said with an intoxicated expression.

“…… Yes, but remember to wash this little thing well! Dirty pets are not allowed to be brought under the covers......"

“…… Good...... People will definitely wash it in the bathroom today......"

While the slimes in the other world were enjoying the embrace of the beauties, the fat house players on the earth saw a new hint with their eyes shining:

“…… The story quest [Slapping and Feeding by a Beautiful Big Sister] has been completed! Story mission [****** Kiss] completed! Earn the title of [Slime Life Winner]! Do you want to accept the next advanced mission, [Women's Bathroom Adventure]? （yes/no）……”

- This reminded him of the beautiful scene where the beautiful girl's family used slimes instead of sponges in the bathtub to scrub their bare skin...... "...... Mmmm, no, I'm going to have a nosebleed...... Hurry up and get a few screenshots and put them on the forum to post the girls, and let those defeated dogs shake the blind kryptonite eyes! ”

It can be seen that this peachy and boundless good time of Pink Slime players seems to continue for a while......

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Of course, not every slime player who has entered the otherworldly civilization has such a fragrant situation full of benefits. Some of them have become bear children's toys, and these innocent and curious little ones are subjected to various kinds of tortures, such as being sprinkled with salt. Other slimes are taken by old ladies or old men to be raised with cats and dogs, so they are kept in the mouths of these curious animals all day long, and even let the cats roll around like balls of yarn. There are also slimes that have been kept in taverns, and because of their super digestive ability, they have been reduced to walking trash cans, and moldy bread, chicken bones, wine, waste paper, and even stinky rags are thrown to these poor slimes for disposal or "consumption".

But that's not the worst of all. Those most unlucky slimes even fell into the hands of some lewd men or ogres or goblins, and then because of their size and feel, they were used as airplane cups, and they were put on the crotch and jerked hard...... In short, slime players who fall into such humiliating situations usually choose to blow themselves up and retrain in infinite grief before they are covered in white turbid slime.

But in any case, among slime players, a considerable proportion of them have been successful in the Otherworld, and they have leveled up their experience all the way to the top. On the other hand, at the beginning of the game, the cats, who once became the preferred race of players, were generally quite miserable......

- In this real-world online game, among the four races of characters that players can choose from, the golem is an inanimate object that does not need to eat, drink, or worry about starvation and cold. If you can keep up with the army of the undead controlled by the Great Tomb of Nasalik, you can also enjoy a series of logistics services provided by the Golem Workshop of the Great Tomb of Nasalik, from lubricating and sanding rust to changing parts.

Slimes are living beings, but they are slow, have poor mobility, are sluggish, have a dull sense, and are not at all good at hunting, nor at all good at climbing trees and picking fruit. But fortunately, slimes have excellent digestion and are never picky eaters, even if they only eat grass leaves, leaves, bark and insects, they can barely survive, and as long as they don't break into the desert without long eyes, they are usually not in danger of starving to death - the risk of being eaten or trampled to death is not small.

The size of the goblin is very small, the amount of food is naturally very small, and it has wings and can fly, and the fantasy world when the game is opened, and it is the spring and summer season when everything is germinating, the grass and trees are lush, and the vitality is full of life, as long as you find some wild fruit nectar and the like, you will not be starved to death. If it really doesn't work, you can also use the goblin's natural plant affinity, use the gardener's goblin talent, and let the tree grow a fruit for itself.

The situation of kitten people is more tragic, on the one hand, they belong to creatures and cannot go hungry; On the other hand, they are not only voracious, but they are also quite picky—more picky than any anorexic child on the planet! Non-fish meat refuses to eat! Unlike omnivorous dogs, cats are essentially carnivores like tigers, and their stomachs have a hard time digesting plant starch......

If they are a group of real cats, then they can survive in the wild by catching mice, birds, and fish. But the problem is that these player-landed kittens are, from the perspective of that world, a bunch of clumsy and reactive "cat-type puppets" that are usually impossible to catch even if mice and birds appear on the screen. The final result of the first-class rookie kitten man wandering the world alone is to starve to death countless times along the way. Even if you succeed in sneaking into the kitchen of a resident's house to burglary, because your reaction speed is not as fast as that of a real cat, you can easily be beaten to death by a housewife with a broom!

In addition, when competing for domestic pet jobs, these kitten people are also at an extreme disadvantage. Regardless of their coat color, body posture, and cute skills, the mere fact that they often "sleep" for more than twenty hours a day (players can usually only be online for a few hours a day) is enough to make the indigenous humans of the other world deeply criticized - slimes seem to be a relatively normal thing to fall into hibernation, and those "dormant" slime players can be stuffed into a cage or wooden box by their owners to serve as home decorations, which are as beautiful as translucent glass industrial products anyway. But if it's a group of lazy cats who can't wake up no matter how they scream and can't catch mice, who wants to raise them? It looks like it's plague!

What's worse is that even if these cats lose their discipline as the living, and want to join the camp of the undead legion, and follow the logistics system of the Great Tomb of Nasalik, it is impossible to do it - it is not that the Lich King Ainz will be stingy with a few mouthfuls of cat food, but that these cats, as petite creatures, if they mix with the undead such as lichs, ghosts, and zombies for a long time, then their bodies will soon be eroded by negative energy, suffering from all kinds of strange diseases, and then shedding hair, peeling, sores, and pus...... He died a terrible death.

The worst thing is that kitten people players generally can't turn into cat-type undead like cat zombies, cat skeletons, and cat lichs......

In addition, even if the player is skilled and has the ability to solve the problem of cat food by hunting or stealing on their own, during the offline period, the kitten people will turn into a motionless "dumb cat", and if they can't find a suitable hiding place, such a "dumb cat" will most likely end up miserable. For example, when a kitten man was crossing the grassland, the player was forced to leave immediately when he encountered an emergency. As a result, by the time he went online again the next day, the cat lying on the open grassland had been pecked with holes all over the crows as the corpse of a dead cat......

Although any gamer is not afraid of death, every time a player dies in this game system of "registered players can get a daily salary of 50 yuan", players will at least lose their equipment and deduct money...... So those players who want to make money by playing games still take this very seriously.

- Of course, this problem is the same as that of a player of another race. Many golems who followed the undead legion to slaughter were not found a good place to hide when they were offline and standby, and they fell behind and escaped from the protection of the army, and then they were smashed into scrap metal by the human warriors who took the opportunity to take revenge, or pushed into dry wells and cellars and other places, and then covered with earth and stones and buried them alive.

However, despite the above-mentioned inconveniences, more and more players are choosing the Golem again. After all, compared to the other three races, the advantage of the Golem is still obvious, at least during the offline standby, it is the least likely to be killed. It's easy to level up your experience, just follow the undead legion to kill everywhere - of course, killing has moral pressure on ordinary people, but what is there to play if you don't fight and kill in an online game?

In fact, from the perspective of the intelligent life of the indigenous people of the other world, I am afraid that few of these online game players on Earth can be called good people. All the players have never regarded the natives in the "game world" as their own kind, but have the mentality of the game, and regard them as NPCs that can be cut down at will and experience points that can walk, which are far inferior to ants, even if they slaughter the city and destroy the country, there is no psychological pressure.

If it were possible, players wouldn't blink an eye even if they were to spread the T-virus in another world to create a Resident Evil - because in the eyes of players on Earth, they were just playing a game similar to Plague Inc.

What's more, even those who participated in the operation and knew that there was a real world behind the screen had little mercy for the lives of the indigenous humans of the other world - after all, this other world on the other side of the server really lacked realism.

Instead of dwelling on some inexplicable moral and ethical issues, it is better to directly treat it as an online game to be simple and straightforward.

In short, with the rapid increase in the number of players logging into other worlds, especially after reaching more than one million, even if most of them are weak chickens of the first and second levels, even if they are not used to this "over-real" game. But just the countless riots caused by their game characters messing around on the otherworldly continent were enough to distort the original plot to a great extent, making the reward points on Wang Qiu's side roll in like a waterfall.

In addition, it is also worth mentioning that when those cute slimes logged in by Earth players, with their cute appearance of round translucent droplets, they entered the Otherworldly Indigenous Human Society in a big way as "new pets". Those goblin players with strong mobility also flapped their translucent little wings, swimming in the bustling metropolis of the other world, and greatly pretending to be ......