I've been tinkering in my crotch for a long time, and I haven't pulled the ring out yet...... It was too tight last time!

Actually, you don't have to take out the ring to take it out. Since the sewing is too tight, then just take the rope.

Even at night, there is some weak lighting around the antique, so the saw such a scene...... In the dim light, I pulled out a long strip of something from the crotch of my pants, three or four meters long...... The swallowed, looked at his crotch, and gave me an admiring look.

As soon as I saw his dead appearance, I knew that Ya must be crooked! But I didn't plan to explain, so I took out a rope more than three meters long and rushed directly to my grandmother! At the same time, he said to the: "Come and help!" Tie up your grandmother! ”

"No, big brother! Grandma's strength is too great! I'm afraid I can't tie it up! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I said I can tie it up! You pick up the rope, let's circle around her! ”

So we both circled around my grandmother...... Because she likes cheap men very much, when we were turning in circles, my grandmother also chased the cheap men in circles, and in the end, I didn't know how to tie up the cheap men!! At this time, my grandmother had already walked around in front of the, although I didn't have a chin, but I don't know if it was an illusion, I seemed to hear it...... Yo West.

I hurriedly kicked Grandma' on the waist! Kick her aside! Then he hurriedly got the rope off the. How can this thing do me a favor, how did the rope get wrapped around him?! I really had no choice but to take the rope alone and rush towards my grandmother! Kick her in the crook of the leg! She fell to her knees in unsteady shape.

Then with the help of the, we finally tied up the 'grandmother'!!

The sat on the ground without an image and gasped, panting while saying, "Big brother, can you tie up your grandmother with this rope?" No, I have to stay away from her old man's house, or I'll be crooked when the rope breaks. ”

"It should be fine." I tried the rope just now, this rope is very strong, maybe in the silver space ring, this rope is just an ordinary rope, and the dagger is just an ordinary dagger, but when it comes to me, it has become a treasure, an artifact.

The took a few more breaths and asked, "Big brother, what should I do with my grandmother?" Gotta find a way to get rid of her! Go up in flames? ”

"Nope." I shook my head and said, "I heard that this wet corpse was found by an archaeological team, and it was only temporarily stored in the Zài Museum, and it will be taken away in a few days." And from ancient times to the present, wet corpses rarely appear, this is a very valuable antiquity, not inferior to those well-preserved antiques, so we can't burn her. Now the only way is to contact the archaeological team as much as possible and ask them where they found the wet corpse, and then let's go over and check the clues to see why the wet corpse didn't cause it to stand up! And the body is still so hard! I've never heard of this kind of corpse......"

In fact, if this corpse can be destroyed, it will be easier to do, I can directly burn her to death with fire concealment, or I can use a dagger to dismantle her in eight pieces. Rao is that no matter how hard her bones are, she can't stop my sharp dagger!!

"Well, that's all there is to it! So what now? ”

"Now......," I thought for a moment, and said, "you are here watching your grandmother, and I will go home and fetch the twine, and tie her up strongly." "The reason why I want to go home is because Xu Xiaoling is still waiting for me, and now it's almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I know that if I don't go all night, she will wait for me all night, so I want to go home and get the rope at the same time, let her sleep first.

Of course, you can also call, but I still have to go back to get the hemp rope, so I'd better tell her in person.

The said with tears in his eyes: "Senior brother, don't go!" What if grandma jumps up again after you're gone? I can't fix her! ”

I frowned secretly while stepping on my grandmother, the was right, what if this rope is not strong and my grandmother breaks free? After much thought, I decided not to go back! Judging by yesterday's situation, the wet corpse doesn't move during the day, and I don't know why.

It is estimated that if she tosses for a while, she should not toss anymore.

So I asked the to step on his grandmother, and I went to the side to call Xu Xiaoling. The call was quickly connected, and it was clear that she had been pinching her phone and waiting for me all the time. She asked, "Xiaolong, are you done?" ”

"No, it's a little troublesome, but it doesn't matter. Ningrou, go to sleep first, I'm going to stay in the museum for the time being, looking at this corpse. Don't worry, there won't be any danger, you know I'm very skilled. You'll see me tomorrow when you come to work, and go to sleep. ”

"Well, well, then you have to be careful." Xu Xiaoling advised.

I smiled, "Got it, go to sleep." ”

After hanging up the phone, the complained: "I knew I wouldn't have come to you, it's good, I was almost broken by my grandmother's chin, why am I carrying it so much, hey, hey~" The sang bitterly

A sentence.

"If you're sleepy, go back to sleep first, and I'll just keep watch over it myself. Anyway, Taoism is useless to your grandmother, so you can stay or not. ”

"Just kidding! I'm the most righteous! ”

"Really? Who was shouting for Grandma to come to me? ”

"That...... Big brother, don't I have confidence in your skills, it turns out that this is true, you tied up your grandmother in three or two clicks, if I was here, I guess I would only have to run away. ”

Grandma tossed for more than two hours, and finally gradually stopped moving, and at about two o'clock in the middle of the night, she regained the appearance of a dead body, motionless.

I pedaled for more than two hours, and because I had to pedal hard, otherwise she would jump, so I also felt very tired and my legs were numb.

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At dawn, Xu Xiaoling came to the museum early, and brought me two pieces of jam bread, two fried eggs and some nutritious porridge in the lunch box, all of which she made by herself. And then...... I didn't eat a bite of this loving breakfast, and I was all eaten by the cheap man...... After eating, he chirped: "The porridge is too sweet, I have to improve it next time." ”

I almost didn't kick him! I don't think it tastes good...... Who made you drink?!

Xu Xiaoling had a good temper, smiled and said, "Cheng, next time you make breakfast, I will ask you to taste it together." ”

"Big brother, you see how good Sister Xiaoling is, you have to ...... to her" The closed his mouth. Because I look at him with eyes that can kill people, and if he doesn't shut up, I promise to give him a few kicks right away!

The body had been put back in its original position, and it didn't take long for the museum director to rush over, because he knew that I was Xu Xiaoling's boyfriend, so this time he ...... I told him that the was the Taoist priest who came to help last night.

Although there is surveillance video in the museum, we turned it off when we moved last night. So no one can know, my ghostly speed.

The curator was a middle-aged man in his forties, with a Chinese face, and he asked the: "Dao Chief, there is nothing wrong with this corpse, right?" ”

The cheap man wiped the rice grains from his mouth, instantly pretended to be a master, and said slowly: "Immeasurable Tianzun, there is a big problem with this female corpse, for example, last night, this corpse jumped up!" She used a trick at that time, this Foshan shadowless foot, and saw that the sky was full of leg shadows, but it didn't matter, I didn't hurry hehehe, smiled, from the bladder luck a true qi, directly used a trick turtle school qigong! Knock her to the ground directly......" said as the gestured twice.

Of course, the museum director also knew that the was bragging, after all, he described it too exaggeratedly. The director of the museum said, "Uh...... Dao Chief, I only want to know one thing now, has this corpse been dealt with, and she won't harm people anymore, right? ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." The stammered and said, "This corpse has only been subdued temporarily, and it will be a corpse tonight, if you don't believe it, the curator can stay and visit." In fact, this corpse is very strange, and I hope that the curator will try his best to contact the archaeological team to come over, I want to know where this corpse was found, and then observe the terrain, topography and feng shui pattern in order to deduce the way to subdue this corpse. In fact, there is another way to introduce it, which is to burn the corpse, and it will be a hundred. ”

"I'm afraid it won't work." The curator said: "This wet corpse is well preserved and very valuable for research, and it is impossible to burn it. Well, I'll contact the archaeological team and ask them to come over and ask where this body was found. ”

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After the phone call, the archaeological team said that they would only come in the afternoon.

Xu Xiaoling and I came to her office, and she was about to hug me, but I took a step back: "Don't, Ningrou, my clothes are very dirty, I fought with that wet corpse for a few hours last night, and there was some close contact, who knows what germs she has, so don't hug me for the time being." ”

"Well, then you go home and take a shower and change your clothes." She said softly.

I nodded: "Well, it's okay, by the way, hasn't the eldest sister come back yet?" ”

"Yes, before I left last time, I said that I would give my eldest sister half a month off and let her go home to accompany the children. It's been half a month now...... Maybe there's something delaying at home, right? ”

I thought about it and said: "According to the eldest sister's temperament, she shouldn't be late to come back, in that case, it may be that something happened to her family, and when the wet corpse is disposed of, I'll go to her house to take a look." ”

"Okay, the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go together."

"Hmm." I nodded: "Then I'll go back to take a shower and change my clothes first, and I'll have to negotiate with the archaeological team in the afternoon." You call your mother and ask the fox demon to come and accompany you, because the wet corpse may jump up at some point, so it is safer for her to protect you here, and I can leave with peace of mind. ”

(Section 3 will be released at a later date...... I'm so sorry, I'm really busy. ）