1. Cousin
The mention of my cousin always reminds me of a lot of interesting things.
When Shu Xin was in college, she liked to talk about her cousin and cousin the most, because she was a brain-dead fan of "East Becomes West", and Jacky Cheung's "I Love You Song" She could even sing it word for word! In her eyes, all couples are cousins and cousins, and even when she introduced me to a friend, she said: This is my cousin.
In addition to Shu Xin's inexplicable cousin, I have three other cousins who are not related by blood but are actually related.
My grandmother passed away when I was six years old, and then my grandfather found me a stepwife, and my stepwife brought me three stepsisters, and my three stepsisters brought me three stepcousins.
Because the relationship is relatively special, my family and my stepaunts rarely move around, plus I go to my grandfather's house on Chinese New Year's Eve during the New Year, and my three stepaunts have to go back to my mother-in-law's house the next day and then come to my mother's house, so it basically takes me a few years to see my three cousins once.
I remember that it was supposed to be the third year of high school, and once when I was wandering around the street, I suddenly saw a cute girl, and that cute girl also saw me, and stared at me all the time! I was feeling good about myself and thought she was interested in me, but the woman next to her said to me, "Isn't that quiet?" How are you preparing for the college entrance examination? ”
It is said that the eighteen changes of the female university, this sentence is true! I didn't even realize that the cute girl who was looking at me was the big cousin who was a year younger than me! And the one who accosted me was naturally my step-aunt. Probably because of this super embarrassing experience, I haven't said a word to my eldest cousin since.
In my impression, my eldest cousin is a quiet and beautiful girl, and I can't associate the word Erhuzi with her anyway, but after two months last summer, I was completely conquered by her tiger strength, and she completely crushed Lei Ting to become the first tiger sister.
My first tiger sister is named Feng Jiaxin, and the name "Jiaxin" alone is enough for me to complain.
She majored in tourism in college, and after graduating, she worked for a travel company in Guilin, and it is said that she had a very comfortable life. But in June last year, my eldest cousin suddenly ran back from Guangxi and got a night shift job at the funeral home!
I didn't know her well at all, so I didn't ask why. Then in July last year, my family suddenly received a wedding card, which turned out to be my eldest cousin Feng Jiaxin who was getting married.
Later, I listened to my mother and my step-aunt chatting, and I learned that Feng Jiaxin had always had a boyfriend at home, and the man was a funeral makeup artist. My eldest cousin has been dating this funeral artist for five years, because her relatives say that the man's work is not good, so she has always opposed this family, and as a result, my eldest cousin also found a job in a funeral home in order to shut everyone up.
Now the two of them are right, and all the relatives on the eldest cousin's side have also shocked her, and no one has raised any objections.
Feng Jiaxin's family situation is actually quite complicated. Her parents divorced in her first year of college, because the two of them had already had someone outside, but they didn't break up peacefully until Feng Jiaxin went to college. Less than a year after the divorce, Feng Jiaxin's parents remarried, so on the day of Feng Jiaxin's wedding, there were already two fathers and two mothers on her side.
It is said that Feng Jiaxin's stepfather and stepmother are very good to her, and they simply treat her as their own daughter, and even the wedding money is covered by Feng Jiaxin's stepfather. As a result, the most classic and most tiger scene appeared at the wedding scene to change the ceremony!
When the master of ceremonies was about to invite her parents' parents to the stage, my eldest cousin actually snatched the microphone and invited her own mother and stepfather to the stage! This hand completely shocked all the relatives and friends present, even the master of ceremonies couldn't do it at all, it is estimated that he has never presided over such a lively wedding in his life.
After the change of words, I could clearly see that Feng Jiaxin's husband's face twitched.
Although they both have the feeling of being a bit of a tiger and doing things without going through the brain, Feng Jiaxin and Lei Ting gave me two after-the-fact thoughts that felt different: Lei Ting doing things would make me angry, very, very angry; But Feng Jiaxin made me feel admired, and made me feel that this little girl dared to think and do, and she was a man.
But I still didn't talk to her on the wedding day, and I didn't zaijian her after that, but my mother added Feng Jiaxin's stepmother to her art troupe.
At the beginning of June this year, due to Hu Minghui's murder case, I had to go to the funeral home almost every day or two, so I also remembered my eldest cousin.
Ten days after the murder was solved, I went home to eat with my parents. During the casual conversation at the dinner table, I mentioned the funeral home, and then asked Feng Jiaxin by the way if she was still working in the funeral home.
My mom didn't answer my question directly, but suddenly asked me very seriously if I was free tomorrow.
I replied yes.
My mother nodded with satisfaction, and then said that I would go to her art troupe at noon tomorrow, and then pick her up and Feng Jiaxin's stepmother to go to Feng Jiaxin's current home.
Strictly speaking, the three of us have nothing to do with Feng Jiaxin, so I have to ask why.
My mother replied that she had just gotten the news from Feng Jiaxin's stepmother today.
It turned out that in the early morning of midnight the day before yesterday, that is, on June 15, Feng Jiaxin suddenly fainted while on duty, and did not wake up until noon yesterday. But when she woke up, she began to talk nonsense again, saying that she had seen a ghost, and what she said about living corpses and so on. Everyone was afraid that Feng Jiaxin would be stunned, so they wanted her to resign, but Feng Jiaxin didn't listen to persuasion at all. So my mother plans to accompany Feng Jiaxin's stepmother tomorrow to persuade me, the eldest cousin, while I play the role of accompanying me.
Because Qiao Wei repeatedly told me not to discuss ghosts at home, otherwise it would attract ghosts to get close, so I never told my parents about me hitting ghosts, and they didn't know that there was such a person as Qiao Wei, otherwise the job given to me would definitely not be as simple as a driver.
At noon the next day, I went to the art troupe to pick up my mother and Feng Jiaxin's stepmother as I said in advance, and then went to Feng Jiaxin's place together.
Although Feng Jiaxin's work feels a little weird, making money is absolutely indispensable, which can be seen from her family's house. Feng Jiaxin didn't go to work, and immediately after she opened the door, she looked at the three of us strangely. I can totally understand her thinking - it's really weird that the three of us have nothing to do with us at this time to be on her doorstep.
Feng Jiaxin let us into the house, and then poured us water and took a fruit bowl like a guest, although polite but I felt more rusty.
Then the four of us sat in the living room, but neither of us spoke.
After being silent for about five minutes, Feng Jiaxin's stepmother finally spoke first: "Why don't we go to the hospital......"
"You don't think I'm crazy like my dad, do you? You've always believed me, and now you're on my dad's side? Feng Jiaxin interrupted her stepmother's words, but her tone could still be heard respectfully.
"But it's a corpse or something......"
"It's indeed a corpse, I saw it with my own eyes! The coffin is empty, the body is in the hallway! Feng Jiaxin interrupted again.