Volume 12: The Watergate Incident in the Otherworld

Chapter 1, the belly of the female traverser is up to us to make it bigger! (Above)

The plot world of "Huanzhu Gege", the twenty-fourth autumn of Qianlong, Beijing, the Forbidden City, Shufangzhai

At this moment, it is the beginning of the plot of "Huanzhu Gege", the middle-aged Qianlong Emperor has just taken a few elder brothers, a number of civil and military ministers and two companions Fuerkang, Fuertai and a large number of people out of the palace to hunt and recreation in the Xishan enclosure near the capital. www.biquge.info The current Beijing female hooligan Xiaoyanzi, the Shandong Virgin White Lotus Xia Ziwei, who has just worshipped her, and the loyal maid Golden Lock, have just set off from the Beijing Hutong Miscellaneous Courtyard where Xiaoyanzi lives, rushed to the Xishan paddock, and once again embarked on a long and bumpy road to find her father.

The next is naturally a scene that everyone knows, a certain virgin flower of the weak female stream was blocked under the mountain and couldn't get in, and a certain swallow with martial arts took the evidence of the virgin flower's life experience over the cliff and slipped into the paddock, and then was accidentally shot as a deer by the fifth elder brother Yongqi children's shoes who had glaucoma and cataracts. Next, Qianlong, who had a cerebral convulsion, heard the sentence before she fell into a coma: "Do you remember the summer rain lotus on the shore of Daming Lake nineteen years ago?" Thousands of past events came to mind, and Xiaoyanzi, who didn't look like him at all, was mistaken for the "Pearl of the Sea" that he left behind, so he immediately took her back to the palace, and then made a fake grid that quickly turned his harem upside down...... None of this has happened yet, though.

(Note that this is not a common Mulan Qiuwei in the Manchu Qing Dynasty.) Although the TV series "Huanzhu Gege" was indeed filmed in the Mulan Enclosure of Chengde Summer Resort, which is 450 kilometers away from Beijing, the hunting ground set in the novel is actually the Xishan Enclosure that no longer exists, that is, at the foot of Shijingshan, which is only 14 kilometers away from the Forbidden City. It can be seen that Grandma Qiong Yao was still rigorous in some aspects when she wrote the book. Unlike some martial arts works, the protagonists are all on jets, and at most two or three months can run from Beijing to the Western Regions, and then run back to Guangzhou to take a boat to the South China Sea. ）

At the same time, since the emperor and the princes are not there, and the Huanzhu Gege group that will make the entire Forbidden City jump in the future is still hanging outside the palace wall. So the dramas of the various palace fights in the Forbidden City seem to be in a cooling period for the time being, and they should be relatively calm - the emperor and the prince are not there, who are you making trouble for? In this case, the palace residence of the future "Huanzhu Gege" Xiaoyanzi, which was originally Shufangzhai in the palace opera garden, should also be idle for the time being, and has not yet had time to stage a drama of returning pearls with no limits.

However, in the palace that should have been empty at this time, it was in fact full of people and all kinds of things that were out of place with the times—army-green field tents were erected in bluestone-paved courtyards, and figures in white coats and camouflage uniforms were walking back and forth. Hidden cameras are placed on the walls of the courtyard, and snipers with oil paint on their faces are lying on the roof.

However, although they made such a big move in Shufangzhai, they miraculously did not attract the attention of the eunuchs and palace maids in the Forbidden City. Even the two little eunuchs who were walking outside the door of Shufangzhai were unconsciously poked in the middle of the road, each with a foot raised, but they did not fall for a long time, like clay puppets, as if time had been frozen in them...... Well, in fact, at this moment, the time of the entire Forbidden City, the whole of Beijing, and even the whole world is indeed frozen, and it is forcibly stopped in a certain second.

What led to this "pause" phenomenon was the black technology prop that was pinched in someone's hand in the courtyard of Shufangzhai: [Super Time Stop Table].

--I saw Comrade Wang Qiu, who was wearing a military uniform, while looking down and pondering the Doraemon World black technology prop [Super Time Stop Table] in his hand, while facing the field tent with a red cross painted in front of him, and urging loudly: "...... Hey, hey! How's the artificial insemination going? This [Super Time Stop Meter] of mine can only last up to six hours at most! There's a little girl waiting outside to come in for surgery! ”

Immediately after, from inside the tent, a very impatient voice of a certain female doctor came: "...... What's the noise? We're already running out as fast as we can! If you have the ability, you can come in and do it yourself? That's right! Let the little girl outside come in and prepare, and disinfect it first! ”

Then, turning his head, Wang Qiu still had to frown, dealing with the strong protest of a certain soft and cute loli waving her little fist.

“…… Woowoo!! Bad uncle bullies! I actually want to make my belly bigger as a minor junior high school student! Are you still a civil servant? ”

Sima Yan, a half-old Lori who is only fourteen years old this year, waved her little fists with tears in her eyes, and issued a righteous complaint against Wang Qiu, the representative of the evil force, "...... People have been good students every year since they were in elementary school, and they haven't been in love once when they've grown up, and they haven't even held a boy's hand...... You actually let people conceive a baby directly!! How can people still have the face to live in the future!! ”

…… Not...... I have to admit that this Lori's accusation is indeed a heart-wrenching blow, which makes Wang Qiu feel a great sense of guilt. Although he could have turned two twelve-year-old silver-haired Romanian twins into meat toys on the bed without any psychological barriers, after all, he had been with the twins for three years, and it was still a matter of mutual affection. But now, it seems that he wants to use violence to coerce and destroy this resisting flower of the motherland, and he is still in full view...... It's really hard to get started!

However, despite this, the pregnancy that should be conceived still can't escape, but this black-faced job should be left to someone else to do...... So, Wang Qiu sighed and shook his head, turned around and walked away. Immediately, a sturdy female officer with a full face came up and persuaded her as pleasantly as possible.

“…… Sima Yan, I can understand your grievances, and I also understand what a terrible hurt this is for you. However, please remember that as a Chinese, as a citizen of the Republic of China, your chastity is nothing in the face of the security of the country. The state will remember your sacrifice and contribution and compensate you accordingly, but it will not allow you to evade it...... Please rest assured that the state will take care of all kinds of troubles in the future. Regarding your parents and family, if necessary, the central leadership will also come forward to do ideological work in person......"

After being persuaded by the female officer for a long time and promising a lot of empty checks, Sima Yan, a fourteen-year-old second-year junior high school girl, finally understood that she would definitely not be able to escape the fate of being pregnant before marriage this time, so she had to gradually stop crying and shouting, but she still sobbed slightly, and said unwillingly, "...... But...... I've also read a lot of fan fiction about "Huanzhu Gege" on the Internet, either falling in love with the Agobeles, or playing palace fights in the Forbidden City, at least I can go into the rivers and lakes with the protagonists...... Why did you come to me and have to conceive a baby directly from the beginning? ”

“…… Sneer, in love with Agobel in the Manchu Dynasty? Hahaha, what kind of free love will you have in a feudal society? ”

Hearing Sima Yan's words, before the female officer could answer, Ma Tong, who was standing next to her, couldn't help laughing, "...... Little guy, do you know what marriage was like in feudal times? Well, I know, this is not the real Qing Dynasty in the official history, but the Qing Dynasty in Qiong Yao's novel. The whole book "Huanzhu Gege" is full of all kinds of love stories. But in the final analysis, in the society of the entire Qing Dynasty, the love stories of these Qiong Yao protagonists can only be said to be non-mainstream at best. The cannibalistic feudal rituals, arranged marriages, and things like the great defense of men and women, the three chastity and nine martyrs, even in the world of Qiong Yao's novels, have not disappeared! Seriously, even if you beware of scheming girls and fishing for golden beetle sons-in-law in modern society, the success rate of eventually being able to become a domineering president is much higher than in the Qing Dynasty!

Here, the status of men and women is extremely unequal, and men are lustful and amorous, and at most they are verbally accused of two sentences, and it is even a thing worth boasting about. Changing to a woman's lust is ***, which is immoral and rebellious. Generally speaking, just by showing up, a woman from a good family is already a manifestation of debauchery, and if she takes the initiative to hook up with a man, she can be lynched by the villagers and immersed in the pig cage and sunk in the pond! Even if she is raped by a man, public opinion will only point the finger at the woman who was raped, condemning why she didn't hang herself in the well and save her full name -- the specific logic can roughly refer to modern Saudi Arabia...... Huanzhu Gege and Ziwei are the protagonists, with the aura of the protagonist, the destiny of the body, and they were forcibly opened by the author, so they can save the day again and again. But do you have any cheats? Don't count on us, the country doesn't have the heart to play "Dating Wars" with you! ”

“…… Besides, with your little capital, you actually want to play palace fighting in the Forbidden City? Hey, wake up! Sima Yan's little friend, you don't even want to do the artificial insemination operation arranged by the state, will you willingly sleep with Emperor Qianlong, a fifty-year-old man, here? You don't think there was a law for the protection of minors in the Qing Dynasty, right? What's more, do you really think that as long as you change into the clothes of a palace maid, you can casually mix in the Forbidden City? Not to mention whether the main god system has arranged an identity for you in the Forbidden City, even if it really sets you up as a palace maid, not a black household, but look at you, even the 'Beijing film' is completely non-standard, and the etiquette in the palace is basically not understood, the Manchu language simply can't even say a word, and you can't walk when you step on the 'flower pot bottom', how can there be a palace maid like you who doesn't understand anything in the Forbidden City of the Qianlong Dynasty?

Moreover, on piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, on singing and dancing, and about makeup and dress in this era, I'm afraid you don't understand anything at all, right? At such a level, how can you seduce and get the emperor's love? It's not the kind of Japanese and Taiwanese shoujo manga, the heroine is loved by everyone wherever she goes!

In fact, depending on your level, not to mention the delusional desire to compete for favor and concubine, even if it is just to survive in the palace, it is not so easy! Believe it or not, classmate Sima Yan, if we don't care about anything and leave you to fend for yourself in the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty, in the next three months at most, you will either be arrested and tortured because of your suspicious behavior; Either you offend the nobles because of a mistake in doing things, and you will be beaten to death directly with a stick! ”

Listening to Ma Tong's merciless reprimand, Sima Yan was stunned at first, as if she couldn't accept the shattering of some kind of girl's dream, and then she cried "wow", and the tears flowed down like a flood bursting the embankment, and she couldn't stop it...... In this regard, Ma Tong had to shake his head helplessly, muttering "Children are really troublesome", and at the same time, he got a towel soaked in ether out of nowhere, and slammed it on Sima Yan's nose, anesthetizing her to faint, and then lifted the unconscious half-big Lori and handed it to the female officer on the side.

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On the other side, seeing that Sima Yan, a fourteen-year-old junior high school girl, was carried into the surgical tent for artificial insemination like a kitten after being knocked unconscious by ether, the last remaining male reincarnation in the courtyard of Shufangzhai, a middle-aged man wearing eunuch clothes, couldn't help but twitch his lips a few times for a while, as if he wanted to say something. But after struggling for a while, in the end, nothing was said. However, Ma Tong accidentally noticed his abnormal expression, so he asked casually, "...... Mr. Zhuang Yan, looking at your expression just now, is there anything you want to say? ”

“…… This one...... How so? Although the child's idea is relatively naïve, is this approach a bit too much? ”

Zhuang Yan, who was dressed in eunuch clothes, smiled bitterly, "...... What's more, she's only fourteen years old this year! How can you be a mother at this age? ”

“…… So what else can be done? Do you want the entire state organ to accompany her to play "Dating Wars" in the Manchu Dynasty? This is not the world of Japanese anime, so it's impossible to think about it! As for the question of whether to conceive a fetus, Mr. Zhuang Yan does not have to worry too much. Nowadays, everyone's eating and living conditions are getting better and better, so today's children are developing relatively early, even if they are primary school girls, before graduating from primary school, most of them have come to menstruation. Otherwise, those Lori Zhengtai who got married at the age of eleven or twelve in ancient China are not doing useless work? ”

Ma Tong stretched, then smiled evilly, "...... Besides, if it really doesn't work, we can also use [Time Baggage] to 'mature' her a little - not to mention Lori, even if it's a newborn baby, you can make it a pregnant woman to show you! Hehehehehe......"

--Listening to this evil laughter, Zhuang Yan couldn't help but shudder, and at the same time quietly worried about his fate......

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ps: Note: Flower pot bottom, that is, flower pot bottom shoes, also known as "flag shoes", are the "high heels" worn by the ladies and ladies of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, characterized by an I-shape, "high heels" are not located in the back of the shoes like modern high heels, but in the center of the shoes, with a height of ten to twenty-five centimeters, like stepping on mini stilts, so it is difficult for modern women to walk in it, they need strong balance, and they will fall if they are not careful.

In addition, I found that the new foreign history book "1885 British Tycoon" quoted a large part of my volume of "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", but Lao Lao Wang is more generous, and these social customs and other things are copied and copied, not counted, but the bluntness of the connection of "1885 British Tycoon" really makes people feel a little miserable...... Moreover, I am writing about the social landscape of Britain at the end of the eighteenth century, and he is writing about the late nineteenth century, which is nearly a hundred years apart, and many details and customs of British society have actually changed a lot. To give a simple example, the British women's clothing of the Sherlock Holmes era would definitely be considered undignified if it were placed in the era of Jane Austen...... (To be continued.) )