Chapter XXXVII. Brownian Missiles and the Linden Tree

After ridiculing the gang of jokers in China who only saw thieves eating meat and didn't see thieves being beaten, Wang Qiu and Political Commissar Guo naturally turned the topic to the alien monster Gozilla itself in front of them - this has now become the hottest news hotspot in the whole world! Not one of them!

Unlike the mysterious events that were always hidden in the past, this time the "Alien Monster Advent Incident" that happened in India, due to the too great impact and the slow response of Indian officials, allowed reporters from all countries to enter the scene of the monster advent to report, and it became a global sensation from the beginning. www.biquge.info All the media are bombarding this big event of the arrival of alien monsters with the greatest force.

As a result, of course, there is a constant national frenzy of all kinds of hot topics -- TV stations in Europe and the United States immediately cut off talk shows, news, food programs, and sales advertisements, and began to broadcast "special programs" with various hot titles in the most radical and vicious competition methods, and quickly invited experts who fit their audience positioning to make a big statement. Then, from WeChat and Weibo in China, to Facebook and Twitter in the West, all the way to 2ch in Japan, and then to what ghost island in the same Chinese circle, PTT and the like, the entire Internet is full of bold speculation like crazy babbling and various "expert analysis" that uphold the attitude of entertainment to death, making this topic cross the cultural circle and language sky, and completely boil in an instant around the world!

In the past years, human beings have created countless alien invaders of all kinds through novels, movies, television, anime, games and other forms, and have talked about it, and even many enthusiast groups have emerged in this area, but the vast majority of people never imagined that this kind of scene, which should only appear in Hollywood blockbusters and Japanese tokusatsu films, would actually come into reality in their lifetime!

Fear? Well, maybe a little, but it's more about the excitement, attention, and anticipation — celebrity scandals and politician shady scenes, as well as the low-tech comic wars in the Middle East and Africa, are far less exciting than this. Journalists from major media outlets around the world rushed to India as if they were crazy for a while, and even websites began to launch a bet around this incident: Can Indians defeat the monster? How long does it take to defeat the monsters? Is this monster the vanguard of the alien invaders, and are there any more monsters or flying saucers behind it? ……

And the various kinds of mutual tearing of Indian officials, and a series of unreliable clumsy performances, are also full of Indian-style amusement and joy, providing many interesting talking points worthy of ridicule to viewers behind the screen around the world holding popcorn.

But in any case, after learning that this monster is full of gold, and its weight is estimated to be at least more than 10,000 tons, public opinion circles around the world have unanimously recognized that the Indians have picked up a big bargain this time - and regardless of the special value of this monster's corpse, it will inevitably make scientific research institutions around the world rush to it, and they will not hesitate to pay a high price for it, and the gold on its body alone can at least double the gold reserves of the Indian government!

However, compared to the crude use of the Godzilla monster that kills eight pieces and smelts them into gold ingots, some undisciplined traversers who know more about the Indian government have also proposed a more sustainable disposal plan.

“…… After learning the news of the golden monster, Ma Tong, who stayed in the Xisha base, nagged us, saying that it was too wasteful to kill Godzilla directly and divide the corpse, and that it should be raised as a living gold mine, carefully fed, and then regularly uncovered, tooth extraction, nail cutting, bloodletting, and meat cutting, and thousands of tons of gold must be produced in a year. And it is pure green and pollution-free, which is really a wonderful business with low input and high output. ”

In the tent set up by the United Nations investigation team outside the gate of the Da Bodhi Temple, Political Commissar Guo, who had nothing to do, said to Wang Qiu.

“…… Belch? It's like raising sheep for shearing, raising Godzilla to dig for gold? Senior Sister Ma Tong's brain hole is really a bit ......"

Wang Qiu's eyes straightened a little when he heard it for a while, "...... Not to mention the difficulty of raising Godzilla, and how to dig it out of the ground, even if these problems can be solved, what should Godzilla eat next? According to the setting of the "Ultraman" series of films, the cosmic monster Godzilla may only be fed with nuclear fuel, and according to the current international market price of nuclear fuel, after a toss, the cost is higher than the output......"

“…… On this point, Comrade Ma Tong also considered it. She said that she could feed Godzilla with the nuclear waste from the nuclear power plants and nuclear submarines, so that she would not have to spend more money on food, and she could even collect an additional waste disposal fee from the nuclear power plant, killing two birds with one stone......

- Uh, it's nuclear waste that eats, and gold grows...... Senior Sister Ma Tong, are you using the standards of Mr. Lu Xun or cows to ask Godzilla?

So, in Wang Qiu's mind, a cute version of the golden Godzilla suddenly appeared, holding a sign and protesting with tears in his eyes: "You can't do this, get some tooth-smacking inferior feed to feed me, I want to accuse you of abusing monsters!" ”…… Such an embarrassing association made him laugh dumbly: "...... This is the cosmic monster Godzilla, and it is not a Taiwanese strawberry soldier, how can it be used as a mobile trash can? ”

-- The Taiwan media widely believe that one of the most important daily duties of the Taiwan military is to deal with the unsalable fruits and vegetables of the peasant uncles in Tainan......

“…… So, she's just telling a joke, and no one will take the idea seriously......" Commissar Guo grinned.

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However, Wang Qiu and Political Commissar Guo, who are outsiders, can certainly talk nonsense in such a serious manner. But as the real party, the Indian military, which is now ordered to besiege the monster Godjira, cannot be so relaxed and comfortable.

- After coordinating the distribution of interests between the central government of New Delhi and the local authorities in Bihar, and fighting back the black hand that Bangladesh and other countries are trying to stretch out, the generals on the front line finally have time to think about how to fight and fight monsters.

At this time, the Indian Army lieutenant general who was ordered to command this "monster fight" was stunned with the combat plan carefully concocted by the staff officers.

“…… What do you think...... The safest tactic of our army at the moment is to wait for this monster to starve to death? That's a ...... idea. Oh, gods! No matter how much you worship Mr. Gandhi, you can't abuse the non-violent non-cooperation strategy to this extent, right?! ”

Mr. Lieutenant General slapped the plan on the table in a huff and roared, "...... Do you still have a little bit of a sense of being a soldier? ”

However, in the face of the roar of the lieutenant general, the staff officers from the Kshatriya caste were also full of helplessness and bitterness - first, with the sturdiness and size of this metal monster, it was simply a breeze to hit it with bullets; Then, the bazooka and the mortar were so close that the gunner in charge of the bombardment would be stunned if the monster roared; In addition, it is now the rainy season, and the entire theater has been experiencing violent storms and rains for several days, and the visibility is extremely poor, so there will inevitably be a large number of incidents of accidental bombing.

In fact, if this is a wilderness, then the bombing would be accidental, but the problem is that Bodh Gaya, in the Indian state of Bihar, is not only the place where Buddhism was born, but also the place where various Hindu monuments gather, and it is a religious holy place equivalent to Jerusalem, and it is full of historical monuments of human civilization of great value...... With the strength of India's religious forces, such consequences are enough to make the commanders unable to eat and walk around!

- During the Middle East War, when the Jews and Arabs fought for Jerusalem, they did not dare to play any scorched earth burning and strategic bombing!

What's even worse is that if you want to deal with a 20,000-ton behemoth like Godzilla, you have to waste ammunition to bomb indiscriminately and saturate attacks - many small countries' mini aircraft carriers have a displacement of less than 20,000 tons! You're going to let the guerrillas with bazookas go and see what they want?

Not to mention, the aircraft carriers in this world are all hollow, but the cosmic monster Godzilla is solid, which is obviously more durable......

Such a troublesome situation makes the Indian military feel like they are fighting rats in a china shop - and this rat is still iron-clad!

After listening to the report on the above-mentioned difficulties, the lieutenant general's head was really big, and for a while he even felt that he should really wait patiently for the monster to starve to death. However, the urging of the New Delhi side became more and more urgent, coupled with the pressure of public opinion from the whole world, forced him to not continue to grind, but to fight a quick battle, so as to save the image of the Indian government and army as much as possible...... As a result, the Indian troops on the front line who were driven to the shelves could only bite the bullet and formulate a precision strike plan -- dispatch the air force to use India's latest domestic laser-guided bombs to carry out precision strikes on monsters. In order to avoid accidental bombing, the ground personnel irradiate the target with a laser to guide the bomb to hit the monster.

Then, considering the great threat of the monster's roar, it may be difficult for a normal person to do the job of laser irradiation on the ground in the case that the eardrum may be shattered at any time. Therefore, the front-line commander specially selected a few brave deaf people from the disabled retired soldiers to form a ground death squad, each holding a guided laser irradiator shaped like an extra-large laser pointer, lurking near the monster, and shooting lasers at it when the missile hits.

Eventually, in the middle of the night on the seventh day of the arrival of the monster Godzilla, all preparations for battle were finally ready. Under the watchful eyes of reporters from all over the world, six laser-guided bombs sprayed flames and were dropped by Indian fighters in turn...... Suddenly there was a violent tumbling! Experienced military observers immediately exclaimed: not good, the Brownian movement of missiles with Indian characteristics has appeared again! Everyone, hurry up and hide!

Next, I saw six laser-guided bombs flying irregularly in the night sky, one flying into a word, one flying into a word, and then a jump disappeared into the vast night sky, and then crossed the sky like a meteor, and a collective upside-down onion smashed into the ...... Big Bodhi Temple!

- Sure enough, it is a control program based on the Brownian equation of motion, an Indian missile guided by gravity!

Thundered!

- Booming sounds, flames...... Wang Qiu, who was originally lying in the tent and was dreaming soundly, was suddenly swept out by the explosion with Shizuka Jukawa, and rolled in the mud and sand several times in a row, knocking his head and bleeding. He finally groaned and raised his head to look, only to see that the Bodhi tree, where the legendary Buddha Shakyamuni had his back against enlightenment, had been bathed in the raging fire and turned into a pile of smoking wet wood......

Just as he was dumbfounded, the 1,800-year-old giant stupa next to the Bodhi tree, which was more than 50 meters high, was also overwhelmed after a shake and collapsed with a bang, leaving only a ground of masonry and rubble.

After a few dozen seconds, the Godzilla monster in the distance, which was disturbed by the big explosion, let out an impatient high-pitched roar.

- The Indian military's first precision strike plan against the cosmic monster Godzilla has completely failed so far......

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As a result of another Brownian motion of India's home-grown missiles, the Buddha's enlightened Bodhi tree was blown into a pile of charcoal...... However, this problem is not very serious, because this "sacred tree" is no longer the one that the Buddha enlightened in the past - the Bodhi tree that once sheltered Shakyamuni under the scorching sun has long since died in the era of the decline of Buddhism and the invasion of pagans, but a branch of its tree was brought to Sri Lanka by Ashoka's daughter Sanghamitta, and it has grown luxuriantly there. So, after the Great Bodhi Temple saw the light of day, some people went to Sri Lanka to take branches from its descendants and transplant them back to their original places, and many years later they grew into the current Bodhi sacred tree, enjoying the honor of their ancestors again.

So, even if the tree is burned again, it's just a small matter of going to Sri Lanka to get a branch and replanting it a second time.

What really makes people sigh is the collapse of the pagoda of the Great Bodhi Temple, which is said to have been built in the era of Emperor Ashoka, which is not only large in scale, but also full of Buddha statues and shrines, with exquisite and solemn carvings, even in the world, it can be called a treasure of ancient civilization and art. In the 13th century, in order to avoid the destruction of the Muslim army, the remaining Buddhists in the area did not hesitate to mobilize all their manpower and dig everywhere to completely bury the 50-meter-high pagoda and turn it into a mound, which saved it from being destroyed by the pagan invaders, but also disappeared for hundreds of years. It was not until 1881 that British archaeologists re-excavated it, and it immediately shocked the world, and countless Buddhists came to make the pilgrimage every year...... However, while this world-class Buddhist heritage site has survived the destruction of infidels in the past, it has not escaped the missiles of the Indian army!

All of a sudden, the whole country was in an uproar in India, and the front-line commander who was directly responsible was forced to resign, and the siege operation was once again stalled. The government's propaganda department tried its best to shift the blame to the monster, and announced that after the battle, the monster's skull would be used to build a temple in the local area, using this tourist resource to develop the local economy and attract extraterrestrial civilization enthusiasts and researchers from all over the world...... Only then did he barely appease.

However, no matter what the Indians plan to do next, whether they continue to throw Brownian motion missiles to play a game of accidental bombing, or summon the monkey Hanuman to drag Godzilla out of the mud pit with his tail, or poison Godzilla by forcibly pouring Ganges River water, anyway, Wang Qiu, who had just almost received a missile in the Great Bodhi Temple, would no longer dare to continue to accompany him - as a senior reincarnation of infinite space, he has successfully broken through so many dangerous other worlds. Wouldn't it be too embarrassing to end up being killed by an inexplicable bombing in India?

That night, in the face of the missile that suddenly came, Wang Qiu fully felt his own insignificance and powerlessness, as well as the sadness of not being able to control his own destiny.

So, on the second day of the "accidental bombing of the Great Bodhi Temple," he pulled Li Wei and Shizuka Jukawa, who were also frightened, and left Bodh Gaya, which had been circling for many days, in the ambulance of the Red Cross to transfer the wounded, and then went all the way back to New Delhi and took a flight back to China.

As a result, until he stepped on the dock of the secret base on the Paracel Islands and Reefs, the Indians still failed to take down the Godzilla monster......