Chapter 1 Visitors
After the old man Zuo finished saying that, he hung up the phone and didn't explain anything to me too much.
"Bulao Mountain" I held my phone in a daze and muttered to myself: "What kind of place is this?!" Could it be the ageless mountain in Huangshan City?! ”
I realized that the phone was disconnected, and without saying a word, I replied to the number he called, and the result was still the same as last time, and the number was empty.
To be honest, I think China Mobile really has a leg with the old man Zuo, this fucking phone call is empty, and he will be fine when he calls, this is something that people without a leg can do?
"Lao Zuo, Lao Zuo is here, don't you tell me directly, it's over" I smiled bitterly, stuffed my phone into my pocket, and was about to go downstairs to wait for the blind boss to come back, when I suddenly found that the incense on the table was about to burn out.
I hurriedly went to get three pillars of incense, lit them, and inserted them into the three rice jars.
After doing this, I rushed out the door, but I came back in less than ten seconds.
I ran into the bedroom, took a handful of fruit candy that Xiao Ann gave me last time, walked over to the offering table, and placed it in front of the wine jar where the imp was contained.
"Boy, reincarnate as soon as possible, don't spend it with me." I patted the wine jar, grinned and glanced at the two rows of tooth marks on my calves, and said in a loud voice: "In the next life, you don't belong to a dog, just your teeth, you have to bite people to death."
But, look at what you got for Lao Tzu, it's not easy to walk now."
I didn't count the little ghost for a while, and then I lit a cigarette and went downstairs leisurely.
Coincidentally.
As I walked to the side door of the wreath shop, I heard a sound of talking and laughter in the street.
"Do you think that kid will vomit again when he drinks medicine at night?" The blind boss asked.
"Nine times out of ten, you have to vomit" Shen Shi'an smiled: "The medicinal soup I carefully prepared is extraordinary, even if you ask Old Man Zuo to take a sip, he will still vomit!" ”
I almost got angry when I heard this, this grandson was really retaliating against me!!
You kind of come with me openly, and you still have a bitter explanation when you boil the medicine for me, don't you feel ashamed!!
I clenched my cigarette holder and walked out of the alley in a huff, directly meeting the crowd who were about to walk into the alley.
"Brother Shen!! You're really taking revenge on me!! I looked at Shen Shi'an without tears, and my tone was extremely aggrieved: "I heard what you just said!" Don't deny it!! ”
Shen Shi'an smiled all over his face, although the look in his eyes was a little embarrassed, but his face did not show anything.
"Did I just say something?" Shen Shi'an turned his head sideways and asked the blind boss.
The blind boss shook his head: "I didn't say anything, Xiao Yuan, are you sleeping?" ”
"Uncle, what did I say just now?" Shen Shi'an asked Uncle Fat.
"You said the food was good tonight." The fat uncle smiled, and there was a sense of schadenfreude in his eyes.
Without waiting for Shen Shi'an to continue asking, Heizi and Shen Han both shook their heads first, indicating that they hadn't heard anything.
Ann is a kid, and a good kid, and I'm sure he won't lie.
"Xiao An, be good, tell you Brother Changshan, what did you hear just now?" I dragged Xiao An over with a stiff smile and asked him expectantly.
Xiao Zhengtai frowned and hesitated, looked at me, then at Shen Shi'an and the others, and was about to say something, when the blind boss suddenly coughed.
"What, have you done your homework?" The blind boss smiled: "Why don't you give you another set of papers in the evening?" ”
"I didn't hear anything!" Xiao An exclaimed, and then gave me a look, indicating that there was nothing I could do.
Look, this is reality, this is the world!
After all, justice cannot defeat evil, and the last person who adheres to justice actually let a set of test papers be defeated!! Isn't that ironic?!!
Just when I was about to despair, all of a sudden, I remembered the phone call from the old man Zuo, and I immediately had a countermeasure.
If there is revenge, it is not a gentleman.
You waited for me.
"Hey, Brother Yi, my master called me just now, and he asked me to convey something to you." I said thoughtfully, took a comfortable puff on my cigarette, and smiled: "He said that the life education seems to be what he wants?" ”
When they heard the three words of Dushengjiao, except for me, Shen Han and Xiao An, the faces of the rest of the people changed in an instant.
"Old man Zuo called you?" The blind boss frowned: "What are they going to do?" ”
"I forgot." I sighed, "I have such a memory."
"Brother Shen, when you get medicine for him, put some laxatives in it and kill this grandson!" The blind boss scolded and said, "If you don't say it, you won't listen to it!" Do you think I'm rare? ”
Seeing that the blind boss's temper came up, I hurriedly put on a smile and said curtly.
"Brother Yi, look at your temper, what's the hurry, your brother Changshan is joking with you!" I asked him tentatively, "What, seeing that my brother and I are so well-behaved, can I make Brother Shen make the taste of that medicinal soup taste better?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." The blind boss was a little impatient.
"It's not convenient to talk here, so let's go back to the store first." Uncle Fat reminded.
When we got back to the shop, I had the discernment to serve a cup of tea to each of us.
"My master asked me to tell you a word." I said word by word: "The life is reversed, the mountain is not old, and the world is going to be chaotic." ”
Before that, I didn't know how much weight this sentence had, but after seeing the expressions of the blind boss and others, I suddenly realized that the meaning of this sentence seemed to be very serious.
The fat uncle frowned, his eyes kept changing, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
The smile on Shen Shi'an's face had disappeared, his expression was complicated, and his fingers flicked lightly on the teacup.
The blind boss's face was already dark, and it was no exaggeration to say that he had never shown such a solemn expression, his right hand clenched the armrest of the rocking chair, and he didn't speak for a long time.
Seeing this scene, Shen Han and the others didn't dare to squeak, and quietly waited for the blind boss to talk.
This atmosphere of silence lasted for several minutes, and at last, the blind boss sighed.
"It's time to come." The blind boss's tone was very complicated, as if he remembered something from the past, and there was a faint sense of empathy on his face: "This world has really forced them to be anxious."
"I'm afraid I'll have to die a lot this time." Shen Shi'an suddenly laughed twice, looked at me, and asked, "Did your master and his old man say anything else?" ”
I shook my head: "No, let me tell Brother Yi to let the people of the three sects and the ninth rank be careful, don't capsize in the gutter." ”
The fat uncle didn't speak from beginning to end, his expression was a little ugly, and he was a little puzzled, as if he was wondering about something.
"It shouldn't be" The blind boss touched his chin with his hand and muttered, "These grandsons have no contradiction with our gentlemen, how could they choose us to strike first?" ”
"I'm afraid it's because of the legendary Mount of Immortality." Shen Shi'an said with a smile.
Hearing this, I remembered that Old Man Zuo said that my father was still on the Immortal Mountain, and hurriedly asked, "Brother Shen, Brother Yi, do you know where the Immortal Mountain is?!" ”
"I don't know." Brother Shen shook his head.
"Why do you ask this?" The blind boss frowned: "Don't say it's us in that place, even your master can't find where it is, how do I know?" ”
"Dushengjiao dares to make such a fuss, are those gentlemen not afraid that the state will clean them up?" The fat uncle muttered suspiciously.
The blind boss tapped the table with his hand and said, "I'm afraid they don't want to attack the country, nor do they want to attack ordinary people, but they want to start with us gentlemen."
"I don't want to get involved in this." Shen Shi'an suddenly frowned, and his tone was a little bitter: "You know what I used to do, if I was really dragged into the water by you this time, it would definitely be a dead person, and I finally accumulated some yin virtue."
The blind boss and the fat uncle both nodded, and said in unison, it's okay, they won't be involved in this matter.
"You guys talk first, I'll go to the bathroom." Shen Shi'an stood up and rubbed his stomach with his hands: "It seems that I have eaten too much seafood tonight, and my stomach is a little panicked." ”
"Go ahead, don't pull your pants." The blind boss scolded with a smile.
Shen Shi'an smiled and didn't speak, and hurriedly ran to the toilet.
"If they want to find trouble, then they must also have a reason, and they can't make enemies casually." The blind boss smiled and said to the fat uncle: "This time we will take a step back from him, and I will let them play how they want, anyway"
At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the side door.
Then, a man's voice came from outside the door.
"Is the blind boss here?"