Chapter 121: Make Her Faint
Chen Yi and Liu Xinyu didn't pay attention to Lin Yuan.
The two of them thought about their own things, and their expressions were solemn.
Liu Xinyu's channel said that Chen Yi was a little moved.
Thinking about it carefully, after all, the Chen family is a big family with strong action on the official side, and weak power on the dark side.
He didn't believe that there really were two worlds in the world, dark and light, but in the gray area outside of one world, the Chen family's contact ability was limited.
Chen Yi quickly and boldly decided: "If you just ask Zhu Guangliang to come forward, you can." But I want a copy of the inspector's details, well, it's more than an hour before the end of class, and before that, it has to be details, I'm sure you have. Otherwise, the agreement will be null and void. ”
In less than 90 minutes, it is basically impossible to produce a comprehensive fake identity certificate, otherwise it will not stand up to scrutiny. Even if it's partially fake, there should be some real content.
Chen Yi wanted to learn some information about the organization and the inspector based on this, so as not to fall into it.
Liu Xinyu hesitated slightly and agreed.
She took advantage of the students' non-stop laughter and left the back door of the classroom.
Although Professor Qiu saw it, he was helpless.
Could it be that Angelo went to stop her?
He had to cough, clapped his hands again, and shouted, "Attention, it's time to go to class." ”
Chen Yi turned his head to the right at this time and said with a smile: "I didn't expect the class to be so interesting." ”
"Then come more." Lin Yuan said angrily, and she was panting with laughter just now.
Chen Yi smiled and turned his head to look ahead.
Lin Yuan looked at him, her lips moved and she didn't speak. In her eyes, Chen Yi is obviously a restless student, the kind of student who always causes countless problems in middle school. However, in college, such children are the most popular, just listen to the discussions in the girls' dormitories every evening. All the advantages and disadvantages can be disguised under the handsome appearance, and some bold girls even openly linked the Chen family and Chen Yi, discussing how rich the Chen Group is and how much money Chen Yi can get in the future......
For billions and tens of billions of units, Lin Yuan doesn't have much of a concept. She worked and studied for two months, but she only got more than 1,000 yuan.
In the face of a boy like Chen Yi, she has no good feelings or bad feelings, but subconsciously, she is respectful and far away.
"Perhaps, this is what they call the treatment of a rich man." Lin Yuan thought about the counselor's hurried movements just now, and couldn't help but ask Chen Yi.
Chen Yi was still drawing circles on the scratch paper.
His hand touched the head of the black pressed man, revealing the happy look of the shepherd preparing to slaughter the sheep for the New Year.
Cai Huaqing?
This is an unpretentious second fool, although he is a little brainless, he is still the same as he is on the outside, and it is not worth wasting a tenth of the bottle of curse ink.
"Let's go for it."
Chen Yi has chosen a new target to be mischievoked.
If Cai Huaqing knew that he was defeated because of this, he might rush up and fight hard.
Chen Yi gently opened the lid of the cursed ink and dipped the pen gently.
The curse energy contained in the ink is not evenly distributed in the ink of matter, but is distributed according to each use, so that even if some is wasted outside, it can still be used up to 10 curses - in order to achieve this goal, mages have been improving for thousands of years.
Chen Yi was very happy to decide on the way to play the prank.
In middle school, although there are no good things such as magic, the students led by him can still use all kinds of high-tech and earthy methods to wreak havoc in the school.
Pranks are a hobby, a way of expressing and expressing joy. Ren Yuan's way of doing things under the guidance of ambition, and his hated or unhateful behavior, are worthy of a prank.
The small circles worth hundreds of gold coins were round, thick and black, and in a pile of small black circles, like the little brothers in a group of black people, they could not be seen at all.
Chen Yi fantasized that he had the mana of a wizard, and cursed: "Let Ren Yuan start farting, smelly and loud fart." ”
After finishing speaking, there was a firecracker-like sound of "popping" in the lower right.
It wasn't the child being spanked, it was the gas that Ren Yuan's intestines were forced out first after being beaten.
Then, the more vibrating rhythm of "bang" and "poof" began to be heard. That's a super strong gas that exists in a wide intestinal space.
Ren Yuan's face was redder than the red underwear of his natal year. The masses around him, even the toughest of the dead, could not resist the stench of moving corpses and fled with their noses covered.
The fart sound stopped.
Chen Yi couldn't help frowning and thinking: Can 1 kilogram of strength rub out such a small amount of gas?
Suddenly, Ren Yuan got up and ran out.
His face seemed to be even redder.
Ren Yuan is using his strong sphincter muscles to resist the power of the curse.
The force of 1 kilogram, rubbing down the intestines from top to bottom, is still quite oppressive.
Ren Yuan can resist for a while, but it is impossible to maintain the strength of resistance all the time.
Even, he felt something stranger, more unpleasant. Classmate Ren, who was frozen on the spot, didn't care about anything else, turned over and ran.
The door of the large classroom opened, and Ren Yuan rushed out, and a muffled thunderous sound of "bang" shocked the whole building.
Ren Yuan was stunned.
The classmates were also stunned.
Chen Yi blushed, not wanting to be the first to laugh.
"Bang Bang"
"Bang Bang"
Ren Yuan, who gave up completely, hid his face and left, taking a string of farts with him.
Cai Huaqing was the first to laugh. It was really happy to see the children of famous families in the whole grade fall into this situation.
Chen Yi finally laughed.
"What's wrong again?" Liu Xinyu came to him again, covered his nose with his hand, and said, "It stinks." ”
"Turbidity." Chen Yi smiled vigilantly.
He is very sure that Liu Xinyu is not as strong as himself in terms of strength and agility, but he sneaks to his side quietly again and again, what is the principle of this, not only does he not understand, but also a cool air continues to rise.
Definitely not magic.
Definitely not vindictive.
Could it be that pure ** skills can do it to such an extent?
Liu Xinyu squinted his eyes, put a folder and a pair of big breasts on the table, and said, "What are you thinking?" ”
Chen Yi shook his head with a wry smile and flipped through the documents.
The inspector's name is "Song Yuan", and in the photo, he looks like an honest peasant old man in his sixties and seventies. But a series of glorious and disgraceful resumes show that he has nothing to do with the yellow earth -- a young man from Hong Kong, who participated in vigorous smuggling and piracy activities, and after more than ten years in Singapore and Indonesia, went to work on a highly socialist collective farm in Israel, and thus reformed his thinking, and then joined the organization, and then relied on his ability to speak four languages fluently, traveled around Asian countries to support, and finally became an inspector of the "Human Development Research Association" five years ago, and entered the core.
At the back of the document, the description of a series of specific events was mostly covered up by a black pen, and Chen Yi simply asked directly: "How many years is your organization old?" ”
"More than 300 years." Liu Xinyu rarely showed a pious look and said: "The development of mankind is urgent. The milk we drink now is produced by the high-yielding cows cultivated by the British in 200 years, the pork we eat is cultivated by humans for thousands of years, and the corn and potatoes we eat are also bred from generation to generation. If human beings do not keep up with the times, they will eventually be eliminated by the times. Even dinosaurs can be extinct, what qualifications does human beings have to lie comfortably in the merit book. ”
Her tone was excited, but Chen Yi was not affected at all, and said indifferently: "Our agreement is valid, I will call Guangliang." ”
"You have to urge Zhu Guangliang, and you can't mention me." Liu Xinyu put forward new requirements.
"Hmm."
"If you can, ask him to let me know when to act."
Chen Yi was immediately unhappy and said, "I know." I knew you were going to get an inch. ”
He unceremoniously closed the document and said, "The agreement is canceled, you get out." ”
Liu Xinyu said with sharp eyes: "Chen Yi! You're overreacting. ”
"No, it's your upcoming step-by-step request that makes me have to react like this." Chen Yiding couldn't see the cowardice of the students, and said, "You asked me to urge Zhu Guangliang, a small request; Then you want me to tell me when to act, so what's next? You're going to ask me about this Song Yuan's behavior, another small request; Then you will ask if it is a small request to ask me to get involved in Zhu Guangliang's arrest operation; Again? Mobilize the police or some other force? Perhaps, you will continue to ask for me to take you in to see Song Yuan, or you can even get him out and give him to you?" ”
Chen Yi glared at her and said, "When is the overreaction?" The first step? The second step? The third step? Grab the boobs you put on the table and fuck off. ”
The unceremonious words, the voice became louder and louder, which not only surprised Liu Xinyu, but also made Lin Yuan behind hear part of it.
She only heard the second half, and she really couldn't help but say, "Chen Yi, how can you talk to Teacher Liu." ”
"Lin Yuan, it's okay." Liu Xinyu spoke first.
Chen Yi smiled and tilted his head back, and said, "Teacher Liu, don't send it." ”
"In that case, I'm going to send your information layer by layer. When the time comes, maybe the inspectors will be more concerned about you. ”
"Then you won't be able to see it."
"Bench press 170 kg, 5 reps in a row; Vertical bounce of 1.1 meters, 50 meters of speed in 5 seconds, IQ of 165 or more, neural reaction time between 0.11 seconds and 0.13 seconds......" Liu Xinyu said: "Look at your body, 1.8 meters tall, weighing less than 90 kilograms? But your strength is about the same as a 130-kilogram volley in Major League Rugby, you jump higher than a guard in basketball, you are as fast as a track and field athlete in the Golden League, your IQ is more than 2% of Mensah's, and your nervous reflexes are still at the level of Major League Baseball, I guess you've done some practice, but ...... Do you think it's normal? What do you think the Human Development Research Institute will think when it sees this data? ”
Chen Yi pursed his lips, and he couldn't help but have a murderous aura in his eyes.
Liu Xinyu said majestically: "You help me, I'll help you." If the organization sends someone new to replace me, you'll be arrested as a guinea pig. ”
"I grew up watching robot cats." Chen Yi dipped his pen in ink and said, "Since Doraemon can play baseball in an open field, no one will be dissected." ”
Liu Xinyu was speechless by this sophistry, got up and said, "Whatever you want, I can do it like others." ”
Chen Yi gently finished drawing a circle, and said in a voice that no one could hear: "Let Liu Xinyu faint." ”
(To be continued)