Chapter 492: Ghost Gang
After Ding Ling heard this, she pouted and said to me: "Hmph, I don't smell it!" When your little girl is a fool, even if you sneak around, you won't leave evidence! You stinky fox! ”
"Who's the fox?" As I spoke, I turned my head to look at the child who was running around in the room, but at this time, Ding Ling flicked a string of water droplets on my face with that little hand, and then, learning my usual tone, corrected: "Don't look at others, just you!" ”
"Am I like a fox?" I said, turned sideways to look in the mirror, and then smiled, "Pull it down!" Have you ever seen a fox so handsome! ”
Originally, this was just for pretending to be a fart, but I didn't think about it, a sentence came out, the ghost and Ding Ling were all stunned, the two Nizi looked at me like an alien, and they watched it for a long time, and then, the ghost covered his mouth and laughed, but Ding Ling complained without giving face at all: "Narcissistic ghost, how can you boast about yourself!" You can't tell the truth! ”
"Yes." The ghost said, nodded very approvingly, seeing that the two of them looked very tacit, I thought, it is better not to argue with them, thinking of this, I honestly sat down on the sofa, and cleaned up the things in the basin while watching TV.
At such a juncture, there was a knock on the door outside, and the ghost saw it, wiped his hands and hurried to open the door, and before the people outside came in, they heard a very familiar voice shouting there: "Master, master!" I'm here to eat! ”
"I'm going" As soon as I heard this, my head was big for a while, and I turned my head, sure enough, it was Xiao Ai, who brought her own ingredients to eat every time, and saw that she even brought the pajamas she had just bought, I immediately complained very vigilantly: "Demon, are you going to spend the night here?" ”
"That's right!" Xiao Ai said, nodded with a smile, and seeing that she looked indifferent, I said with a straight face: "Not today." ”
"For Mao?" Xiao Ai said, with a puzzled face, after seeing this girl, she realized that she had reached this point, I said, "Don't you know what it means to be a new love?" As a teacher, you just came back, are you really willing to let your sister Ding Ling stay alone in the empty room? ”
"Die!" As soon as these words came out, Ding Ling was ashamed, and slapped my cheeks hard and blushed, but in comparison, Xiao Ai was much more honest, this girl suddenly realized, and then threw the unopened pajamas on the sofa and said to me with a smile: "Okay, then, I'll just sleep on the sofa tonight!" ”
Hearing her say this, I was speechless, turned around, and hit my head against the south wall three hundred times really convinced this little black girl, to say sticky, I always thought that the ghost was first-class, but after meeting Xiao Ai, I suddenly felt that Xiao Ai was obviously more awesome than the ghost, this girl, like a piece of chewing gum, stuck to the body no matter how you get it, you can't get it.
Speaking of this, I have to mention, I really don't understand, this girl is looking at me and has to recognize me as a master, although I have long known that this girl is likely to be a weasel to give a New Year's greeting to the chicken, and there is no good intention, but, if it continues to develop like this, I am afraid that something will happen, thinking of this, I sighed and didn't know what to say, but Xiao Ai smiled and didn't have any consciousness at all.
"Wife, are you just looking at it like that?" I asked Ding Ling, but when Ding Ling heard this, she didn't seem to be worried at all.
"What, you dislike me? Can't you stutter here? Xiao Ai said, and put on a very hurt look, seeing her like this, I really had no choice, my hand covered my forehead, after a long time, I sorted out my thoughts before saying to Xiao Ai: "Xiao Ai, you keep running here, your boyfriend will be unhappy." ”
"I don't have a boyfriend." Xiao Ai said, blinking his big eyes and looking innocent.
"There will be in the future." As I spoke, I spread my hands and posed with a very sincere look, but Xiao Ai listened, but said to me with a smile: "In the future, let's talk about it later, besides, I'm here to learn from the master, not to do anything unseemly!" Xiao Ai said, put up a sword finger and posed a very decent appearance, seeing that her hand was very regular, I was stunned, and then asked her with interest: "Who taught you this sword finger of yours?" ”
"I learned from you!" After Xiao Ai finished speaking, she also learned from me to pinch a "porch finger", the trick was completed, and showed a very sinister expression, seeing her like this, I laughed dumbly, and then broke the girl's pinched fingers and said: "Fingers, it's not something that can be pinched casually, otherwise, something very supernatural will happen." ”
"For example?" Xiao Ai said, putting on a very puzzled look, I thought about it, and explained: "I can't say exactly what the situation is, but I heard that there is no good result for anyone who does this, a little better, your body can't stand the powerful spiritual power given to you by the fingers, and it's normal to have a nosebleed or something, but if it's more evil, it's troublesome, your eyes are bloodshot, you have a headache and brain fever, and as for the more evil ones, it may be life-threatening." ”
I said, putting on a seductive expression, Xiao Ai looked at me in a daze, looked at me for a long time, and then turned his head with a pout: "Stinky rascal, you lie again!" ”
"Eh, I'm not calling a master again!?" Seeing that she couldn't help but laugh, I said.
"It has nothing to do with that, who said that the master can't be a stinky rascal!" Xiao Ai said, her little mouth was about to reach her ears, but after hearing this, I was quite speechless, after all, this girl is right, who said, the master can't be a stinky hooligan.
"Well, you can do whatever you like." There is no way to deal with her, I said stupidly, Xiao Ai heard this, but frowned and pulled Ding Ling's sleeve and said to her: "Sister Ding Ling, look at you, your stinky fox has bullied me again!" ”
"I didn't" As soon as I heard this, I quickly spread my hands.
"Hmph, dare to say no, the master has called you for so many days, and you haven't taught me any skills, isn't this taking advantage of others! How can there be such a master! You still dare to say that you are not a bully! Xiao Ai said, the reader's small mouth put on a hateful little look, seeing her say this, I said helplessly: "Then you say, what do you want to learn"
"That's it, the one who can rush in front of the other party in an instant!" Xiao Ai said, suddenly excited.
"Liuren Ghost Gang," I said, the corners of my mouth twitching.