One hundred and twenty-eight beautiful mistakes
Finally, relying on my tenacious will and extraordinary endurance, I resisted the witch's attacks wave after wave, tried my best to keep my "chastity", and finally successfully completed the 25,000-centimeter short expedition and the desperate three wolves successfully met their teacher.
I didn't plan to hide my identity this time, but if I'm hiding it now, don't make a joke afterwards, and besides, I'm a soul eater, who am I afraid of.
The landlord has long known that there is naturally nothing to say, and they are nothing to be a fierce man, politely, what to say, to meet, famous and other nonsense, in fact, they are more concerned about my demon king meeting a witch, whether there is a spark, we are a dry firewood and a fire, a perverted man, a perverted woman, (I don't know that my reputation is so "bad") and no one bothered,......
I don't want to carry the black pot without a head and no brain, and the fascination on the side smiled slightly, as if to confirm something, at this time I can't be excited, otherwise it will become something if it doesn't happen, and it won't be washed away if you jump into the Yellow River.
"Hehe, it's really unfortunate, although you hope to have a little more fun with you, but Xue'er and they just sent a message to let me over, don't hurry over, say goodbye to everyone, and sit in the Demon Palace when you have time." It is a fool who does not flash at this time.
Seeing that I was calm and relaxed, coupled with the call of "wife", several people immediately became eyebrows and smiled, talking about other women in front of women This is undoubtedly a statement, and the polite words are said again.
The three wolves naturally want to continue to stay here, shoot the sun and kiss the moon and Mr. Tyrant, stay here to support him, after all, the four of them have been competing for so long, although the infighting is not stopped, they still understand that the four people are troublesome enough, how can you stand it with a strong player like the desperate three wolves!
Shake off the troubles, I walked out alone, the ghost boat, wandered around for a while, I felt really boring, I wanted to go to Xue'er and them, and I felt that the time was not suitable, it was rare for the sisters to get together and say a confidant, I am a man to participate in something.
Now I'm really alone,...... Alone at night, it's perverted to run to such a terrifying place to level up and fight monsters, and there are ghost fires and monsters wandering around all around, and my eyes like to glow green at night, and I'm a little uncomfortable to watch,...... I suddenly found that I was a little hungry, and I must have consumed too much just now!
…… It's not bad to go back and drink for yourself, let's also indulge and enjoy the happy life of a single.
I used the scroll to return to the city to return to the branch, put the king's suit and the blood-devouring demon sword and other conspicuous equipment into the space bag, replaced it with a set of ordinary warrior equipment, and came to the restaurant on the first floor, this time I didn't go to the elegant seat, but in the hall on the ground floor, there was no energy on the top of the person, and there were many people below, and the whole world was messing around, drinking and eating meat, cool!
When I went in, although the ground floor was not overcrowded, there were very few vacant seats, everyone was mostly practicing for a day back, a few brothers enjoyed it together, drank energetically, and the people who didn't know each other were together.
I chose an empty seat, and there were already three men and two women sitting next to me.
"Everyone, do you mind, brother has a seat here?"
One of the bold-looking men shouted in a rough voice, "What's polite, sit casually, it's fate to meet." ”
I'm not welcome, so I asked the waiter to add a drink and sit down to join them in the conversation.
"Brother, you don't look like you're a local, are you?" Dahan asked,
"Hehe, the little brother is from Yanhuang City, because he has a friend here, so he got a message and came to level up."
"Hehe, just like us, this is my wife, we are all from Nuwa City, and these three are also new friends."
As he spoke, he pointed to one of the only two female surnames, who was about 30 years old, and said, "My wife thinks that there is no place in our city to practice and pulls me here, but unfortunately, she is really wrong." ”
When the girl next to her heard this, her brows furrowed, "What is right, this is the name of the sister-in-law, and the eldest brother should be punished with three glasses of wine." ”
When Dahan heard this, he happily poured three cups.
"Lotus, if you punish him for drinking, you will reward him, but it is so good, I don't see his excitement."
A bold warrior, level 69, whose name is "Wine Fairy"
Wife, Warlock, level 65, name is "Dream Homecoming"
Young Xiaomeimei, level 70, whose name is "Lotus Blossom"
The archer on the left, Lotus's elder brother, level 71, has the name "Beyond the Mountain"
The thief on the right, Lotus's boyfriend, level 72, has the name "Heart Thief"
Their names are all poetic, and my name is "Soul Eater", but it unexpectedly aroused their "sympathy".
"Hey, brother, you're so miserable, how can you have the same name as the Demon King Soul Eater." The wine fairy forced me to kill three glasses of wine and said,
"So what, it's his business that Soul Eater is amazing, and besides, our Soul Eater brother may be able to become a demon slayer warrior in the future!" …… This sister-in-law is very heroic, but I don't mean to destroy myself for the time being, and I won't in the future.
"Hehe, I've met so many friends on this trip to the East China Sea, I'm happy, come, everyone is toasting three times!" As he spoke, the wine fairy raised his glass again.
"Big brother, you spare me, I can't do it!" The thief's ability to steal his heart is average, but he didn't expect to drink too much.
Lianhua on the side kicked him, and coquettishly said, "It's really useless, it's not good to just drink like this, look at my brother and eldest brother." Then look at me again.
I hurriedly waved my hand, I can't afford to mess with this little pepper,
"Sister Lotus, I can't do it either, everyone drink it, I'll invite you today."
"Am I older than you, no, drink!"
After a while, the little wine on the table bottomed out, and I hurriedly asked the waiter to serve the most expensive high-altitude gin fruit wine, and the waiter probably got some news, so he didn't ask about anything else, because the price of this wine was indeed a little higher, and few people in the hall ordered it, especially when I ordered 20 bottles at once.
"Wow, we ran into a big deal today, okay, I'll indulge it once, but wife, you have to carry me back when you're drunk!" The heart-stealing thief looked at the lotus with a smile.
"No problem, it's a big deal to drag you back!"
"Ah, so miserable!"
Ha ha~
I was just going to have a good time, but I didn't expect that after drinking to a certain extent, I could enter one cup at a time without being persuaded by others.
The more wine you have, the more you can talk about
"Brothers, don't say it, looking at the entire 'world', there is still the most enjoyable game of the Demon King Soul Eater, with masters like clouds, and countless beauties around him, the whole emperor-like life." The hill outside the mountain said with envy,
“…… But it doesn't seem to be that exaggerated, and overall, I think I'm still very low-key. ”
"Haha, I didn't say anything about you, beautiful you."
"What's the matter, brother, you also want to come to the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards, do you have that ability?"
"Sister, don't underestimate your brother, I want to ...... back then"
"Come on, I don't know if your ability is the same thing as the kindergarten?"
The face of Xiaoshan outside the mountain immediately turned red, I don't know if I drank too much???
We almost squirted out the wine because it was too expensive, and it was a pity to waste it.
"Little thief, you can be careful for me, if I find that your tail dares to, I will have you to see it when I go back!" Lotus looked at the heart-stealing thief with a fierce face.
I kind of understand why he chose the profession of thief, flexible.
"Look, brother-in-law, I didn't do anything here, so I put a tight spell on me, there are many combinations of men and women outside!"
The thief who steals the heart also seems to want to hug left and right.
"Hmph, then why don't you say that there are also combinations of women and men outside."
Khan ......, after all, it is a very few, but the thief who steals his heart does not dare to say, and silence is the most correct choice at this time.
"Speaking of which, Soul Eater is also a big carrot, so many girlfriends." Lotus pouted and said, and then said apologetically to me,
"Bastard, I didn't mean you!"
I'm dizzy, when will I become a gangster again, just to distinguish and give me a louder name!
"Manly husband, that, what, three wives and four concubines are...... Not true. "The wine fairy is finally not confused, he changed his mouth at a critical time and saved a small life, but the sister-in-law's eyes are so sharp, like sword energy.
"Ahem, I'll tell you a joke", Xiaoshan outside the mountain wanted to save the unfavorable situation of the men here, "Once upon a time, there was a mouse, the mouse couldn't find a wife, after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, finally a bat promised to give him home, the mouse took a photo of the bat to show off to his companions, the companions shook their heads after seeing it, and said that the bat was not good-looking, and the mouse said angrily: People are also flight attendants!" ”
"Okay, brother, dare to reveal my bottom and watch the fight!"
Our table immediately became a mess, but every table in the hall was pretty much the same.
In the end, I don't know how much I drank, anyway, I was confused, someone helped me away in the haze, it was so fragrant, after a while, I felt that the whole body was warm and refreshing, as if someone was scrubbing, every pore was relaxing, and the delicate little hands were crawling around on me, or Xue'er's good wife, I pulled her into my arms, well~~~~, what are the old husbands and wives still shy, a little struggle increased my hope, the slight crying did not wake me up drunk, and it was logical for a while, Why Xue'er didn't move like the first time......
When I woke up, it was already dawn, and Cher, Baby, Kako, and Mood were chatting about yesterday's experience.
My hand quietly touched Cher's jade feet and baby's seductive legs.
"Hey, lustful husband, it's a sneak attack early in the morning!"
"When I wake up, I pretend to be asleep, and the sun is shining on my buttocks."
"You, don't drink if you can't drink it, look drunk, I heard that I asked for a whole 20 bottles, I really can't look at you for a while."
"Wife, I'm happy to meet a few friends, I'm dizzy when I am poured by them, haha."
"By the way, let me tell you, the three wolves are starting to fall in love!" It is at such times that a wise man immediately changes the subject.
Sure enough, the news immediately turned their attraction around.
"Wow, good news, I have a girlfriend, and the three wolves said that they would lend me Fafa for a day." The baby clapped his hands happily.
Sweat...... One day, if the "hair is not dead", you have to peel off the skin and mourn for three minutes.
"Oh? Who is the other party? Xue'er asked curiously, and the four girls all looked at me curiously.
Then I explained to them what happened last night, and of course I didn't mention the teasing of me by the fascination.
"Husband, according to what you said, the prospects of the three wolves are not ideal." After Xue'er finished speaking, both her mood and Xiangzi nodded.
"Is she really that pretty?" That's what the baby cared about.
"Good baby, she's far worse than you!"
Hearing this, the baby immediately smiled happily,...... Women are so talkative sometimes.
"I'll tell him about it depending on the situation, men who fall into the trap of love are as crazy as women, and it's probably useless."
"By the way, husband, you can thank Feiyun later, she also came here yesterday, or she sent you drunk."
Feiyun? Last night?
I can imagine the face now, the sweat on my head falling down in large pieces,...... Could it be her yesterday, God, it's a big deal now.
I said how "Cher" has been passive yesterday, it turns out ......
Xue'er looked at me with a sudden change in face, and looked at me with concern,
"It's okay, it's okay, I just suddenly thought that if the love experience of the three wolves didn't go well, it would be fine, if I was tricked, what should I do, it's too difficult to choose such a woman for my first love!"
"you, men can pick women, can't women pick men, prejudice, I'll pick a thousand choices!" I didn't expect the baby to be so avant-garde.
"Wow, then you didn't fall before you even started!"
"People,...... They were confused. ”
"And now?"
"Now I can't get off the thief ship."
Ha ha~~~
My smile is still a little reluctant, last night's incident is like a thorn, but I am still a little happy when I am worried, after all, I am the second most beautiful woman on the list, and it is so perfect, it is fake to say that I am not tempted.
Why didn't you force me unconscious? Don't......
I didn't figure it out, fidgeted, made an excuse and slipped out.
I found the person in charge of the branch and learned where Feiyun lived, but why did he look at me so strangely,......
When I came to Feiyun's house, I hesitated for a long time, not knowing whether I should go in, and I didn't know where to hide from the fierce force at the beginning, it was too uninteresting.
It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, it's already happened anyway, and escaping is not a way.
Hard-headed, I knocked lightly on the door, there was no response, the door was not closed, I gently pushed the door open, and sneaked in like a thief.
When I came to the bedroom, I saw a picture of a beautiful woman contemplating that made people lose their minds, and her beautiful face was covered with a layer of resentment, which made people feel heartache.
Feiyun saw that it was me, and suddenly let out a loud sound, and suddenly his pretty face turned red,
"How about you."
"This, that, I knocked on the door, but no one came in." Actually, what I want most now is to run away immediately, but if I do, I may regret it for the rest of my life.
Suddenly, there was silence in the room......
I gritted my teeth, how can this kind of thing make a woman speak,
"Yesterday, yes, wasn't you."
Feiyun's face was flushed, and although he didn't speak, this reaction represented everything!
"Hey, it's all my fault, Feiyun, you can punish me as much as you want, at that time, if you resist a little, the system will stop me, and I won't hurt you like this."
Hearing these words, Feiyun's face turned a little pale, and he said lightly:
"Are you here to say that?"
I don't know what to say, what to say if I don't say this?
"There's nothing to do with you here, it was just a misunderstanding yesterday, please go out, I want to rest."
Seeing me turn around and go out, Feiyun closed his eyes sadly, and crystal tears flowed down his beautiful eyelashes,
"Bastard, asshole, what a big bastard."
"Beautiful Miss Feiyun, is that bastard you talking about me?"
The sudden sound startled Feiyun, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that I was standing next to her bed.
"You ......"
Feiyun couldn't finish the rest of the words, thinking that the fragrant lips had been occupied by the man in front of him, and the whole body fell into his grasp, but Feiyun felt that everything had settled.
I gently kissed away the tears on Feiyun's face, it was an unforgivable sin to let the beauty suffer such a big grievance, it seems that I am really a bastard,...... But a happy bastard.
"Hmph, why are you willing to come back."
"The beauty is on the side, how can I be willing to leave." Seeing my smug appearance, Feiyun couldn't help but laugh.
"Badass!"
"Hehe, how can you hold a big beauty like you if you're not a bad guy."
The beauty is gracious, and I also admit it on the knife mountain and down the sea of fire.
Speaking of yesterday's events, Feiyun was shy,
"You, you can't drink too much, when I arrived here, fortunately someone told me that you were inside, and I couldn't go and see that you and your friends were drunk, so I had to help you back, look at your pitiful, wipe your sweat, who knows......"
"Hee-hee, was taken advantage of by me, a big pervert?"
"Do you think people are willing to do that kind of thing in that situation, it's not that I'm afraid that you will be hurt, after the system is stunned, the spirit will be hit a certain amount as a punishment, and it will be ten levels backwards, do you think I should get rid of you, a big pervert, for the way of heaven!"
"Are you willing?"
"Stinky beauty."
While enjoying this peaceful sweetness, I was also worried about how to tell Xue'er and them.
"I think of Cher." Feiyun asked softly,
"Yes"
"You deserve it, Yanfu is so enjoyable, I really don't know what's wrong, I actually fell for you."
In Baby's words, it's stupid.
"Hmph, why don't I'm going to talk to Sister Cher." Feiyun's little hand circled my chest.
"No, I'm going to turn myself in on this matter, a manly man dares to do it!"
I thought to myself, if you go and talk about it, you won't mess around, and then how can you speak.
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