Chapter Twenty-Four: The Fruit Man Gets into Trouble
Tudou didn't care about following me and Qin Xiaoman to the nearest shopping mall, in fact, since the number of survivors increased, a lot of daily necessities in the mall have been taken away, especially household paper and change of clothes, but there are still a lot of small things like underwear.
Came to the underwear department on the fourth floor, I rushed the potatoes to pick them up, pulled Xiaoman to the children's underwear area, and found the boys' underwear according to the handsome size.
There are not many styles of boys' underwear, and they are picked leftovers, and the sizes are not complete, we rummaged through them, and there are few pieces that are suitable for handsome people, and we are not reconciled, and continue to rummage in the messy promotional car.
"Phew! What's sneaky? Come on! "Suddenly there was a big drink of potatoes in the men's underwear area, Le'er and I were taken aback, he must not carry it with other survivors who came to look for underwear! This guy is sometimes a bit of a tiger, thinking of this, we hurriedly ran over with the boy's underwear that had been selected.
But the two of us just let Potato Ray collapse, this guy may be just in time to change his underwear, and when he finds movement, he directly raises a big knife and runs up to chase it, which will make him unexpectedly, even bare, with a big ass! Fortunately, I was only seen by the two of us, Ni Mei!
Turning around with a flushed face, Qin Xiaoman and I were angry and anxious, and shouted with our backs, "Potato, put on your underwear!" ”
Then a woman's scream was heard, "There's a hooligan here!" There's an exhibitionist! ”
"I'm not! I thought you were zombies. Potato's justification......
Ping-pong, the clatter of potatoes, the screaming of women......
But Qin Xiaoman and I didn't dare to look back, let alone go over to persuade them! I'm afraid of accidentally seeing something I shouldn't see.
What's this called......
The voices finally stopped, and the women ran away, and the potatoes turned back with a dirty face, and their mouths were still muttering, "Wronged good people!" I'm just a reflex! ”
"Potato, hurry up and put on your panties before you talk!" I heard the voice of the potato approaching me and Qin Xiaoman, and hurriedly reminded him.
"Uh, oh mom, I'm sorry ha......" Potato realized that he was rude, hehe ran back to the men's underwear with a smile, put on his underwear and got out.
"Why are you so surprised? This is a shopping mall, anyone can come and get daily necessities, what are you yelling about? It's really yours to run out with your bare ass! "I'm so mad at this stinky potato.
Potato hehe Zhile, "It's not like I haven't adapted to the environment without zombies, I've always been alone, and I always run into zombies when I'm looking for things in the mall, so I habitually run out......"
Looking at his innocent eyes, Qin Xiaoman and I couldn't bear to say too harshly, after all, potatoes have just arrived, and we have always respected his habits.
We didn't think too much about it, urging Tudou to quickly pick out the underwear, he proposed to find a new pair of shoes, saying that the old shoes were glued, so we went to the fifth floor to look for shoes.
Who knew that it was about ten minutes of effort, and more than a dozen people poured into the mall, both men and women, but most of them were men, and they found the fifth floor and surrounded us in the middle.
"It's this shameless one, who just stripped naked and played hooligan at us! I want to insult us! A young woman, blushing with anger, stood beside the man in charge, pointing at the potatoes and scolding.
I saw that my head buzzed at this formation, and hurriedly stepped forward to explain, "Misunderstanding, it was a misunderstanding just now!" Our potato brother didn't mean to, he thought there were zombies in the mall......"
"Who's going to show their bodies to zombies? That's ridiculous! Playing hooligan is playing hooligan, brothers go up and beat up! "Although the man in the lead is not strong, he has a strong temper and does not listen to my explanation at all.
"Calm down! He just came to the base, and he forgot that there would be no zombies in the mall, and it was a coincidence, he changed his underwear there, and he heard the movement before he had time to put on a new one, you also understand and understand, a person has been in the last days for a long time, and the grass and trees are all soldiers, right? "Qin Xiaoman is articulate and makes things clear in a few words, unlike me......
"Fart! You're shielding this stinky rascal, and you're not a good thing! If you stop it, you will be beaten together! "I thought the misunderstanding would be resolved, but I didn't expect this man to listen at all and scolded us both together.
Qin Xiaoman's face sank, "Didn't you brush your teeth when you went out?" We can't explain it clearly, you don't go too far, everyone is in the same base, it's not good to have a conflict. ”
Tudou also defended at this time, "I saw that it was a living person or a woman, and I knew that I was wrong, so now I will say sorry!" Didn't you just let you smash it a few times and didn't fight back? If you don't get angry, you guys can smash me a few more times. ”
"Since I've beaten and fought, don't do everything endlessly, our brother is a bit of a two, forgive him, I promise he won't be next time." I added.
"No way!" The man snorted, "A few times a woman beats you without pain or itching, what memory can you have?" Dare to play hooligans on my Luoping territory, I think you are looking for death! If I don't trample on your stinky thing today, I won't be surnamed Luo! ”
Even I was annoyed now, and just as I wanted to say something, Qin Xiaoman took a step forward and almost stuck to Luo Ping's body, and said coldly, "Does a woman beat painfully or itchy?" Good! If you let this woman give me a few beatings and nothing happens, I won't stop you from teaching our brother a lesson. ”
In my mind, Qin Xiaoman's ruthlessness in the eye sockets of the zombie appeared, and my heart suddenly burst out, and I gently took her hand, "Don't make trouble." ”
The man smiled cruelly, "Don't think that if you are a woman, I won't beat you, tell you, Lao Tzu is not in the mood to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, it is useless for you to lie to me here!" Offended my wife, I don't get used to anyone! ”
The young woman beside him also said angrily, "You don't have to be here with my husband, why does my husband let you beat you a few times?" Shameless thing! Think you look so beautiful and get in the way of your face? ”
These two in-laws are really not the kind of people who don't enter the door, and their words are more ugly than the other, I heard that my heart was on fire, and then I felt a murderous aura, and when I turned my head to look, Qin Xiaoman actually pulled out the knife on his waist.
"You two come here, I promise not to kill you." Qin Xiaoman said in a calm voice.
It's going to be a big deal! I know Qin Xiaoman's pungent personality, if she wants to kill someone, she will definitely kill her.
But I don't want to stop or persuade her now, this group of people is too deceitful, and if we blindly retreat, the potatoes will definitely suffer a big loss.
Potatoes have saved our children, even if they are benefactors and partners, how can we sit idly by?
But once there is a fatality, will we lose our foothold in the Chengdu base? Again, this group of people is not guilty of death, and it is a bit too much to kill......
"If you don't want to make a big deal, let's stop here." I took a breath, grabbed Qin Xiaoman's wrist again, and said to the couple.
"You know you're scared, right? The people of the Lily Garden are no more than that! Hahaha...... However, you think we'll let you go if you beg for mercy? What a joke! The man laughed wildly, and he mentioned the Lily Garden, apparently knowing which team we belonged to, and even if he knew, how many feet would he have to step on? What do you mean?
"Get on your knees! Beg for mercy and look like you are begging for mercy! You three get down on your knees, and we'll let that pervert go today, or we'll have to shoot his shit! The man arrogantly pointed behind us and said to his companions, "Look at his cowardice! Hiding behind a woman and not daring to show your head, at this time you are pretending to be a grandson, why are you so coaxing when you play hooligan? ”
Now even I can't be calm, kneel? What do you think? We just don't want to make trouble!
Tudou suddenly stretched out his hand to push the two of us aside, and said loudly to Luo Ping, "A good man is a good man!" I don't need two women to protect my potatoes, you are coming at me, I also explained, and apologized, if you don't listen, then let's decide! I'm still in a hurry to pick out new shoes, don't grind, you can get on together. ”
After saying that, he put the big knife horizontally, and he was ready to take it.
After thinking about it, he held up the big knife and handed it to me, "This knife is full of corpse poison and cannot be used." ”
I knew he could fight, but he was still a little nervous, there were more than a dozen big men on the other side, he took the long knife and asked in a low voice, "Are you okay alone......?"
"What's the matter? Their nagging is annoying here! Potato looked left and right, ran to a counter and took a clothes rail, played a few times, and smiled and waved at everyone, "Come on, I don't have to cut the zombie's knife, so I don't have to hurt you." ”
His self-confidence was an insult to the crowd who had come to teach him a lesson, and a dozen men pounced on him with a snort, and at once surrounded the potatoes in the middle.
Qin Xiaoman and I watched this group fight dumbfounded, Qin Xiaoman didn't know the strength of the potato, and wanted to go over to help but was pulled by me, so he stomped his feet in place and was so anxious.
Those men only came to teach a lewd hooligan, and didn't take any real guys, either with bare hands or with an ordinary stick, which would kill the potatoes together, mostly sticks or kicks, who knew that the potatoes were only a flash, and they disappeared in front of everyone, but Qin Xiaoman and I could see clearly that the potatoes drilled from between the two men to the periphery, and then raised the clothes pole and quickly swam around the pile, knocking on their heads one by one, and suddenly there was a burst of ouch screams.
"Lightning Dog Stick Method!" Potato screamed, smashing the heads of a dozen or so men.
This is less than a minute of effort, and the potatoes have gathered their momentum, and their faces are not red or panting.
"So fast!" Qin Xiaoman exclaimed, she hadn't thought that this panty man was so powerful before.
"I've been surrounded by ten big dogs at most," said Potato triumphantly, "and I've beaten them all over the head." ”
"Haha, you hit a lot of dogheads today! Brother Tudou, you used to be the leader of the beggar gang, right? Qin Xiaoman was in a good mood, and the anger he had just received was swept away.
"What helper? People are waste collectors! Potato replied generously