514 - Bad Idea
In the evening of the same day, I quietly went to the roof while others were not paying attention, and in the past few days, Yuan and Chen Bao were so tired that they ran to the roof almost every day.
Sure enough, I went up to see if I was really there. So under the pretext that he had something to say, he took Chen Bao away first, and then respectfully lit a cigarette for Yuan, and said with a smile: "Yuan, I want to ask you something?" β
"It's a matter of feelings."
It's really a clever calculation, and I guessed it in my heart at once.
I smiled and nodded quickly, only to see her stand up from the eaves, shake her head very chic and say, "Pony, you came to find the buddy, even if you are looking for the right person, in fact, I expected you to come to me, because except for me, looking at the entire Fuxi Hall, no one else can help you with this......"
"Hey, don't go around the bend, do you have a way?"
Hearing my rapid voice, I smiled and said, "Don't worry." Can you ignore your business, buddy? Besides, Xiaoru and Chen Wei are fighting there every day, and I can't see it for a long time, even my Bao'er has muttered to me several times, saying that she used to cook in the kitchen, but now it's good, Xiaoru and Chen Wei rushed to do it, she watched from the side and didn't know who to help, help this, she had to hurt that, embarrassed......"
"You're Bao'er? Who are you Boa? β
"Chen Bao!"
She blinked, and a hint of smug red instantly flew over her face, and immediately after, she saw her swing her hooves again and said, "Come on." Don't talk about me yet, let's talk about yours first! Pony, I've really been observing carefully these days, have you seen that in addition to Xiaoru and Chen Wei being jealous, there are other people who are wrong? β
"I see."
I nodded and said, "There are also the third brother and Yan Qi." The two of them seemed to be more intense, but Qianli Xue still didn't seem to be moved by the third brother, and still blushed when she saw Yan Qi, hey, what a sin......"
"I'm not talking about them. It's someone else......"
"Oh? Who else is wrong? After listening to me, I thought about it carefully, but I didn't think of anyone else.
She smiled, took a puff of cigarette and said smugly: "Hey, so you young people now, the authorities are fan, haven't you noticed that in the past few days, there is a person who is obviously not from our Fuxi Hall, but he has appeared in our Fuxi Hall very frequently?" "Tu Da private brother.
As soon as I said that the person was not from Fuxitang, I immediately guessed it. Hurriedly replied: "You mean Li Yi?" β
Yuan nodded, and said with a wicked smile: "That's right, if you think about it carefully, can't you still understand the truth?" β
I pondered carefully as I spoke, not to mention, I hadn't paid much attention to him for the past few days, but now when I mentioned him, it was really a little wrong.
As we all know, Li Yi is the driver of the Chen family, and it stands to reason that his daily work is to be responsible for driving for the Chen family. But Li Yi ran more and more diligently day by day, either under the pretext of delivering fruit, or under the pretext of coming to visit my injury, or that he was not interested in coming to talk to us, in short, he ran here with different excuses every day, and he couldn't get rid of it......
Thinking about it like this, I suddenly realized, and hurriedly asked, "What do you mean, could it be that he is interested in Chen Wei?" β
"Hehe, you kid has finally opened up."
Yuan nodded and replied, "Do you remember what we did before when we helped Chen Xu deal with the umbrella demon?" After the umbrella demon knocked you down, he ran away directly, Li Yi was a driver, and he took a day's salary to live a day, but he actually drove the car to track down the umbrella demon, which is a bit too loyal to the Chen family, right? And if you observe carefully, Li Yi has always obeyed Chen Wei's words, as long as Chen Wei's orders, he has never hesitated once, and the truth can be imagined......"
Seeing the sneer on my face, I asked in surprise, "So what?" What do you want? β
"Hehe, don't you want to jump out of this love triangle? Now the simplest and clearest way is not to start with Xiaoru or Chen Wei, but to use Li Yi as a breakthrough, as long as we get Li Yi, the whole thing will definitely be solved......"
"But...... How do we get Li Yi? β
"Hey, you're an idiot!"
Yu threw away the cigarette butt, and said with a smile: "Even you can see that Li Yi likes Chen Wei, why don't you dare to say it?" In fact, the reason is very simple, because of identity. Chen Wei is the eldest daughter, what about Li Yi? It's just a broken driver who works part-time, where does he have such courage? But during this time, you should also see that Chen Wei's girl is similar to Xiaoru, with a hard mouth and a soft heart, according to the buddy's thousands of years of love experience, Chen Wei is not disgusted with Li Yi, but two people have low self-esteem and a stubborn self-esteem, at this time, as long as one person takes a step first, it may lead to a pair of fairy lovers......"
"I see!"
Hearing what Mi said, I immediately clapped my hands and exclaimed, "Mi, do you mean that we will help Li Yi draw a red line and cheer him up, so that he can muster up the courage to confess to Chen Wei?" β
"The meaning is pretty much the same, but your trick is too clichΓ©, and the effect is not obvious, buddy, there is a better way......"
As she spoke, she began to dig through the white hairs under her neck, pulled out a piece of paper that was neatly stacked together, and handed it to me with a wicked smile.
When I opened it, there were a few lines of handwritten words on the paper, which seemed to be a Chinese medicine prescription, and there was a poem written under the prescription.
The general was born bold and brave, and he whipped up the battlefield;
The wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, and the tigers sleep oysters.
The unicorn in the sky came to borrow seeds, and the ants in the burrow could not escape;
On the day of the return of the edict, I and the general untied their battle robes.
After reading the poem, I was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help asking, "What the is this?" β
"You don't understand this, this thing is amazing......"
He smiled and said: "This is the secret recipe of 'Hundred Whip Wine' that I found in Zhang Zhongtian's study two days ago, it is estimated that Zhang Zhongtian's old liar did not cheat money and sex when he was alive, and he must have relied on this thing......"
"This, this can't be an aphrodisiac thing, right?"
"Hehe, you're right, otherwise can you call it a hundred whips? This thing is not simple, it is a palace secret recipe handed down from ancient times, I heard about it in the Song Dynasty, but I didn't expect to find it in Zhang Zhongtian, an old liar......"
"That's it...... Also the secret recipe of the court? β
"Of course, you didn't read what is written in the poem below?"
She nodded on those poems with her hooves, and said "tsk" twice: "How well it is written, after drinking this wine, a divine whip is invincible on the battlefield, it is simply matched, the sky is dry unicorn, the ground is dry ants, and the oysters in the diving are not let go, ruthless or not?" You are not afraid of anything all day, even the generals who have come back from the expedition have to obey, and obediently wait for me to undress you...... What a ambition......"
Seeing that Yuan was talking endlessly, I suddenly felt that something was wrong in my heart, and I glanced at him and asked, "What the hell do you want to do?" β
"Hehe, I just think it's okay, if we go to help Li Yi cheer up and thread the needle now, it may not have any effect, anyway, we know now, Li Yi has a crush on Chen Wei and dare not confess, and Chen Wei obviously has a good impression of Li Yi, let's help people to the end, Li Yi is not still here with us now, leave him to eat at night, take the opportunity to give them a taste of the secret recipe added in this sheet, after eating, let's arrange a chance for them to cook the raw rice directly, how good is this?"
"This, that's not moral, is it?"
Seeing that I hesitated, she glared and said impatiently, "What's immoral about this? This is the best thing for us, as long as we achieve the goal, what details do we care about? Do you really want Chen Wei to pester you for the rest of your life? Xiaoru's old lady is really ruthless, I have to dismantle you......"
I was so scared at the mention of Xiaoru that I trembled, yes, it's not a way to go on like this, so I just turned my heart straight and nodded......
"Hey, just do as you say! Let's do it tonight! β
"Hehe, isn't this okay, buddy, it's cheap for you!"
Yu snatched the prescription and stuffed it under her neck, and said with a smile: "Let me tell you the truth, I originally kept this baby prescription for myself, but Chen Bao has never had a chance, so I will try it for Li Yi and Chen Wei today, which can be regarded as an experiment in medicinal properties, hehe, you stay by yourself first, buddy, let's go and dispense medicinal wine, let's see the real trick tonight......"