"I'm a cartoonist who is obsessed with weird and scary things"

"In this crumbling old two-storey house, surrounded by factories and chimneys"

"I draw absurd caricatures day after day"

"When the sun sets, the sky is like a sea of blood from hell, and I can clearly hear the groans of the dying in pain"

"The noise of the factory mixed with the echo of the underground, and the stench in the air smelled like the vomit of a giant beast"

"Am I crazy?"

Under the dim street lamp, Lin Xiao took his mobile phone and read the comics with relish, a book of absurd and uninhibited "Lullaby of Hell".

"Ah, I have to say, this author's imagination is too rich, but it can be written more terrifying."

"The worms of hell gnaw at the body, and our daily food is rotten, stinking dung, and the blood-colored neon, the glitter of the banshee's fangs"

A mixture of men and women muffled low gasps and moans came from the depths of the alley, Lin Xiao immediately closed his mouth, his eyes sparkled, and he chuckled.

"Hehe, it's really worthy of the famous 'Silent Whispering Alley in the Dead of Night', it's just over nine o'clock, and some people are starting to hey, how hungry and thirsty is this is not okay, this kind of thing that hurts the customs must be stopped!"

With his footsteps in mind, Lin Xiao quietly moved in the direction where the wheezing sound came from.

didn't take a few steps, and sure enough, in the corner of the dark light, a woman was lying on the wall, her skirt was lifted, revealing a snow-white big buttocks, and a middle-aged man in a suit and a big belly was sprinting hard behind

Three minutes later, the man suddenly let out a low roar, his body twitched, and then he was silent.

"Damn!" Lin Xiao couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Three minutes, you're Ultraman." ”

Despised the pair of dog men and women fiercely, Lin Xiao took out a tissue and prepared to fight quickly. Suddenly, I heard a woman's scolding in the alley, and then it was a crisp slap, and before he could make up his brain, the middle-aged man rushed across the corner of the street panting and hit Lin Xiao headfirst.

Poor Lin Xiao, as an otaku, has a very good spirit and is very strong, but his body is extremely thin, and he was directly knocked to the ground, hit his head on the stone, and his eyes were full of stars.

The middle-aged man just glanced at Lin Xiao, who was lying on the ground, and ran away directly with an expressionless face.

Lin Xiao was furious, just sat up, and before he could scold, a figure rushed out of the corner of the street again, with a fierce momentum, and hit Lin Xiao's head with an indomitable momentum. He also scolded: "Damn! You are a bus when you are a mother, wipe your mouth after eating and leave, no way! Tell you, five hundred oceans, not a word is missing! You three-minute perverted man, thanks to the old lady who serves you so hard"

The woman also didn't look at Lin Xiao, and chased after her ex-husband's "adulterer" with her skirt. As for Lin Xiao, who was unlucky, he was directly ignored.

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A puddle of dark red liquid spread out behind Lin Xiao's head, lying on the ground, Lin Xiao's eyes were already dilated, the corners of his mouth twitched, and the last thought before his consciousness fell into darkness was: "That woman, it looks like Mei Chuan is cool"

"Hey, waste wood, wake up, don't lie on the ground and pretend to be dead!" A man's deep voice sounded, and Lin Xiao's thigh was in sharp pain, and he hurriedly opened his eyes.

What catches your eye is an empty hall with a white marble floor, supported by twelve Roman columns, and a huge crystal chandelier with a direct two meters overhead. The kicker was a man of about thirty years old, wearing a black trench coat and carrying an unbelievable Uzi submachine gun.

"Da Da Da", a string of tongues of fire erupted from the muzzle of the gun, and the bullet hit the white marble slab, which instantly shattered the slate, and the splashed fragments shot out in all directions, hitting Lin Xiao's body, burning pain.

"It's a real gun!" In just an instant, Lin Xiao came to this conclusion that seemed to be nonsense.

"Okay, rookies, do you still like such an opening line?" The young man in the trench coat blew the muzzle of the smoking gun and glanced at everyone coldly.

Everyone was shocked, no one dared to answer, and the two professional OL in black suits were even so frightened that their lips turned purple.

"Well, it looks like no one is questioning my word anymore." The man in the trench coat said lightly: "There are only three things I want to say, just listen to them." ”

"First, this is the dominant world, of course, for you rookies, it can be understood as dominating space or infinite space."

"Second: Think about what happened before you woke up, as long as you are not fools who deceive yourself, you should all know the fact that you are dead, right? So, I don't bother to talk nonsense, just say 'Lord' in my heart. ”

"Third: This is your first novice mission, it's just a qualification selection process, the difficulty of the task is quite simple, as for whether you can survive or not, it depends on your own performance. However, I would like to remind you: don't affect the plot indiscriminately, otherwise you will bear the consequences. ”

Looking down at his watch, the man in the trench coat continued: "In five minutes, your mission will begin, and if you have any questions, you can ask me now." Remember, everyone only has three chances,"

A round-faced girl in a school uniform pinched the corners of her clothes nervously and asked worriedly, "Excuse me, is what you said true?" ”

"Yes."

"So, is this the main god space? Is it possible to redeem anything, as written in the novel? ”

"Well, I can't answer that question because I don't know either."

"Oh," the girl said with a look of disappointment on her face, "then, may I ask, can we still return to the realm of the real world?" ”

"Ah, maybe you can, maybe you can't, God knows."

"Uh-huh, and"

"I'm sorry, the three questions have been asked, what else do you don't understand to ask 'Juggernaut', don't waste other people's time."

The girl replied aggrievedly and lowered her head.

Next to him, a middle-aged man with a vicissitudes of life was already asking urgently, "Can you get money here?!" My son is sick and needs money urgently for surgery! ”

"Of course, as long as you live, money or anything is not a problem."

"So"

Time passed minute by minute, and while listening to other people's questions, Lin Xiao had already called for "master" in his heart.

"Do you want to launch your dashboard?"

"Yes!"

With a dripping sound, a common board in games suddenly appeared in front of Lin Xiao's eyes, marked with a few lines of data that were simple to shabby.

"Force 4."

"Life 4."

"Stamina3."

"Psychic power 11."

"Lineage: None."

"Ability: None."

"Skill: None."

"Starter Pack: 1. Introduction: This is a gadget that dominates the space of big delivery, depending on the character, of course, you don't have too much expectations. ”

"Mission Scenario: Deadly Tape."

"Main quest: Find and watch at least one videotape."

The data is so simple that in addition to the basic attributes, there is only one starter pack.

"Do you want to get the Starter Pack?"

Lin Xiao chose yes without hesitation.

"The Starter Pack is opened, and you have obtained a Life Potion*3. Life Potion: A potion made from the dew of life mixed with snow and ice from the top of the snowy mountain, which restores 10 health. Please feel free to drink. ”

"Note: Produced by the Lord God, it must be a high-quality product."

"You've got an item: Mayhem Card. It can make the characters fall into a state of chaos in a short period of time, and the success rate depends on the comparison of the mental power of the two sides, and it is ineffective for adventurers. Number of times it can be used: 1. ”

"If you use it well, you are a god, and if you use it badly, you will be scum."

"You've got an item: the Bronze Ring. Bronze Ring: Increases Strength by 1 and Agility by 1 when equipped. ”

"Given that your initial Spirit Attribute is higher than 10, gain Skill: Spirit Burn."

"Skill Introduction: Burns the spirit attribute, lasts for three minutes, doubles the amount of strength and agility during the period."

"Note: The years of committing two are also the years of burning passion! Otaku or something, why hasn't it disappeared from this world? ”

"What about you? Any questions? The man in the trench coat looked at Lin Xiao, "There is still one minute left." ”

Lin Xiao pursed his lips, quickly thought about the question that everyone had asked just now, and then said in a deep voice: "First question, what advice do you have for our main quest?" ”

Lin Xiao is quite skillful in speaking, suggestion? That's your own opinion and opinion, don't you ask 1+1=? The fact that the man in the trench coat is clearly a veteran, or at least the one who completed a round of mission scenes alive, proves many things

The man in the trench coat glanced at Lin Xiao with a little surprise, "Ah, your kid is quite ingenious." ”

After a pause, the man in the trench coat said four words seriously: "Do what you can." ”

"Well, second question." Lin Xiao nodded, and said again: "Can you rent out props such as ghosts and demons to me?" ”

"Oh? Lease? The man in the trench coat raised his eyebrows: "You kid wants to empty the gloves of the white wolf."

"That's not it," Lin Xiao sighed, and then took out the bronze ring in the newbie package, "I'll exchange this, is it okay?" ”

"Well, the Bronze Ring, this should be your Starter Pack reward, you kid, you're pretty bold." The man in the trench coat smiled meaningfully: "Bronze ring, worth 50 points." ”

Lin Xiao nodded: "Yes." ”

"Well, 50 points can roughly be exchanged for these things, you can see for yourself."

The man in the trench coat waved his hand, and a transparent panel appeared in front of Lin Xiao.

"Spirit Bomb*3, damage range 3*3 square meters, can cause a lot of damage to spirits."

"A UK pistol with ten rounds of magazines, each of which can have eight spiritual bullets, which can effectively kill and injure spirits and bodies."

"The Meditation Talisman can warn of the attack of spirits and resist a small amount of spiritual damage."

"Well, 50 points, that's all there is to it." The corner of the trench coat man's mouth hooked up a smile, and he said lightly: "There are still thirty seconds, choose for yourself." ”

Lin Xiao immediately said: "I don't want a pistol, just ten bullets and a meditation talisman." ”

The man in the trench coat waved his hand, "Yes, but in this way, you owe me ten points, and if you leave alive, you can repay me twice." ”

"No problem."

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