Chapter 64: The Elephant Is Invisible
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- System Prompt: Dancers in the Dark invite you as friends. (Please search Bayi Chinese Net, the fastest updated novel website!)
Yin Jian wanted to refuse easily, but he inadvertently saw the other party's Id, and his eyes were straight.
The cherry boy asked him why he didn't speak, and Yin Jian made a screenshot of the invitation message on the screen to show her.
Cherry Boy screamed, "Don't say yes!" Master will always be my own, and I can't associate with that kind of dangerous woman! ”
Yin Jian smiled and gave her another screenshot.
- System prompt: The Peerless Saint has rejected your request.
Valkyrie has blue eyes, condescending to fold, how many people in the world can hold it?
Yin Jian couldn't help but admire his hard-hearted heart, his cultivation during this period of time was not in vain, and only with a firm Dao heart could he achieve positive results.
Seeing that he rejected him, the "dancer in the dark" sat down in front of the light brain and said to himself: "Stinky little ghost, it's quite dragging!" Biting his lips, he seemed to be smiling, and his eyes showed a taste of banter.
She applied again, with a remark.
- The dancer in the dark invites you to be your friend.
P.S. I'm Dragon Dance, so I'm smarter if I don't want to be smoked.
"Why are you still here...... Stalking is so annoying! ”
Yin Jian glanced at the light brain, and suddenly screamed after seeing the message clearly.
Cherry Boy Fan was angry: "Bad master, don't imitate other people's voices!" ”
"Imitate your sister! I'm going to be miserable by you little goblin now! That Valkyrie...... She, she is your ancestor! ”
- The Unequaled Cheap Saint accepted your invitation.
- The unequaled sage gave you a rose.
- The unequaled sage, please have a cup of coffee.
- The Peerless Sage sent you a greeting card.
- The Peerless Sage has opened a private channel for you, where you can chat with him privately.
- The unequaled sage has ordered a melodious piece of music for you.
- Wushuang Cheap Saint will give you a virtual casino chip to redeem for a huàn discount coupon.
- The Peerless Saint has opened a friend privilege for you, and repairs your mecha for free.
- The Peerless Saint wants to give you his mecha 'Daedalus Bajie', do you accept it?
…………
Long Wu's tense expression gradually loosened, and he finally couldn't help laughing.
"Don't dogleg! I don't want your pig's head repairer! ”
"Hey, hey, hey...... Good morning, Instructor Long, you are busy with official business, how can you have time to play the game in person. ”
"Nonsense! How can you play without coming in person! ”
"Oh oh right, Instructor Long is really smart and wise!"
"No sycophants!"
"I'm sincere......"
"But I don't like it!"
"Okay, seriously, can I take a leave of absence today? Frightened and needing to stay in bed for ......"
"Okay, I'll go to the sick with a whip!"
"Ahem, minor injuries can't get out of the line of fire, I can still hold on."
Yin Jian wiped his cold sweat and complained bitterly in his heart.
The dancer in the dark is actually the dragon dance...... This can be regarded as hitting the muzzle of the gun, not to mention playing games all night, not to mention blowing up her mecha, breaking her all-win record, with the hot temper of the little dragon girl, can she spare herself?
"I'm so stupid, I should have thought it was her when I saw the four stars and eight dans!"
In hindsight, it is useless, for the sake of the future, the only way to make up for the loss is to quickly pat yourself on the back to please Her Royal Highness the princess, hoping that she will be happy and happy.
"Instructor, you are amazing, you dance so well in a mecha, with this unique skill, dancers all over the world can't compare to you."
Long Wu Zhengse said: "Thank you for the compliment, but you are not allowed to tell others about this matter." ”
"Why?"
"I don't want to be watched as a giant panda!"
"Then I'm so sad that I won't see you dancing in the future."
Long Wu pondered for a few seconds, and reluctantly typed out a line of words: "You are no one else...... You can come and watch when I'm online, but don't talk nonsense! ”
"I only have eyes and ears."
Long Wuqi said: "Ears? ”
Yin Jian smiled slightly: "Your dance contains beautiful music, you can only feel it by listening to it." "Tsk, this fleshy ......
Don't care if the meat is numb or not, Long Wu still eats his set, both happy and a little embarrassed: "Nonsense! I can't hear ...... myself."
Yin Jian continued to be numb: "The elephant is invisible, and the sound is loud." ”
Dragon Dance strongly objected: "Elephants are tangible! An animal with a long trunk, big ears, and a slow walk is an elephant! Covering his mouth and stealing fun, he was a little proud, and seized the opportunity to criticize Yin Jian: "If you haven't seen an elephant, don't break it blindly!" When I was a child, every time I went to the Treasure Beast Palace, I had to ask my mother to carry me to the back of the baby elephant and ride around, and also instructed her to pick bananas for me to eat with her long trunk! ”
Yin Jian didn't answer for a long time.
Facing the row of childish words on the screen, he had a feeling of being cute.
Long Wu waited impatiently for a long time, frowned and tapped the keyboard: "Where did you die!" ”
"I'm sorry, I'm staying."
Long Wu criticized the education: "Do you think that if you tell the instructor to go to the toilet, you will be beaten?" Be honest! ”
Yin Jian sighed and said to himself at the screen: "If I tell you the truth, it's strange not to be slapped." ”
"I'm sorry, I'll never lie to you again."
Long Wu expressed satisfaction with his attitude of admitting his mistakes: "Do what you say, I will supervise you!" ”
Yin Jian smiled: "Now you like to use exclamation marks." ”
Long Wu shrank his neck and was slightly embarrassed, and then fought back angrily: "Can't you?" ”
"It feels cute, and it matches the tone of your voice."
Long Wu wrinkled his nose and asked vigilantly, "What do you mean?" ”
"You want to use imperative sentences in every sentence, lest others be absent-minded about you."
Long Wu was annoyed and angry: "You know a fart!" No nonsense! ”
Yin Jian did not give in this time: "To you, I only tell the truth." ”
Long Wu was stunned for a moment, and his mood was extremely complicated.
She was accustomed to speak in a commanding tone, for it was the prerogative of the princess that she had spent most of her twenty-one years of life giving orders. But now it's different, she doesn't think that her landed phoenix is still qualified to be pretentious.
Long Wu bit her lip and carefully typed out a paragraph.
"Anyway, you made me unhappy, but I won't punish you for this little thing, and I won't make an example."
She was extra careful to type out the full stop, and then sent.
Yin Jian showed this detail and smiled knowingly: "Why do you want to add me as a friend." ”
"I'm going to keep you in check, and don't let you mess around on the Internet."
"That's not the instructor's responsibility, is it?"
"I'm very relieved to others, but you are too good at causing trouble, you must be more careful!"
"This is protecting me, right?"
Long Wu snorted: "When you graduate, I won't care about these idle things." There is a hint of faintness between the lines.
Yin Jian's heart warmed: "I decided to revise my career plan!" ”
Long Wuqi said: "How to change?" ”
"I'm trying to stay in school, I've been annoying you."
Long Wu was angry and funny: "Kick you away!" ”
"When the time comes, I will be the instructor, and you will be the principal, and you will still be in charge."
Long Wu was stunned: "No one can say what will happen in the future...... Boring! ”
Yin Jian didn't want her to ruin her fun, so he mentioned yì to play another game.
"I'll dance with you again, cough cough, and make some extra money by the way."
"I don't want you to accompany me! Daedalus is ugly! ”
Yin Jian smiled: "Your mecha is also very beautiful. ”
Long Wu thought about it before he heard his praise beyond his words, and it was actually full of use.
"Artoria is my best friend."
"I hope it becomes my friend too."
"Why?"
"A friend's friend is a friend."
Long Wu shook his head hard, but he couldn't get rid of the sudden dizziness, and he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry.
"I don't like you to talk in a roundabout way!"
Yin Jian pondered for a long time, and finally came out with the words he had never dared to say-
"But I like you."
Long Wuhuo stood up, took a deep breath, sat back slowly, and knocked out a fierce warning: "Don't talk nonsense!" ”
Yin Jian suddenly felt completely relieved, and replied calmly: "Turn the page up from here, and you will see that I promised not to lie to you again." ”
Long Wu's heart was pounding, and he angrily taught him: "You can't do this! This is not right! I'm your instructor! ”
Yin Jian smiled lightly: "Who stipulates that students can't like teachers?" ”
Dragon Dance replied in the style of a dragon dance: "I prescribed!" ”
"I'm not an obedient student, you already know that."
Long Wu scratched his head vigorously: "Are you drunk?" ”
Yin Jianxun replied: "17x21=357, you see, I am very sober." ”
Long Wu stared at the arithmetic, bit his lip, and suddenly slapped the table angrily: "Don't put 21 behind 17!" You little rascal, with a head full of dirty thoughts! ”
Yin Jian snickered, but she didn't expect her to understand.
Long Wu knew that he shouldn't play with fire, but he still couldn't hold back and picked up that sensitive topic again: "Why ......?" Ashamed to type the word like, he replaced it with an ellipsis, believing that he could understand it.