Chapter 36 Moutai
"Old ghost, are you trying to mess around?" The blind boss frowned.
"Old Man Yuan is kind to me, so I don't want to see someone fall into his prestige, whether it's extreme or extreme, it's okay to say I'm unreasonable, anyway, Lao Tzu is like this, and the fist of this world is hard to reason." Fang Shiliang laughed wildly: "It's not that I underestimate you, little blind man, I want to kill him, you can't stop me." ”
While smiling, Fang Shiliang walked out, as if he didn't want to stay here longer.
"What if his master comes." The blind boss asked.
Fang Shiliang's footsteps paused, looked back at us, and grinned: "Old Man Zuo is a character, I really can't beat him, but if I want to kill this kid, Old Man Zuo may not be able to protect him." ”
"You're a madman." The blind boss sighed.
"If I'm not crazy, can I still call Fang Shiliang?"
When Fang Shiliang said this, a complicated and indescribable look flashed in his eyes, and his tone was full of self-respecting domineering.
I have to say that Fang Shiliang does have the qualifications of self-esteem.
Not to mention the old-timers of the upper three sects, who are Fang Shiliang's opponents in the lower ninth-rate industry?
Mr. Ghost is not called in vain.
But then again.
Fang Shiliang, no matter how awesome you are, no matter how unreasonable you are, you have to be a little human.
The person who takes the job is a blind boss, and the person who speaks is a blind boss, and I have to take my life to get in for some reason, which is too unreasonable, right?!
"Boy, do you feel unconvinced?" Fang Shiliang suddenly asked me.
"Nonsense." I resisted the urge to go up and smack his big mouth, gritting my teeth and saying, "I'm wronged." ”
"Who called your surname Yuan?" Fang Shiliang said with a smile.
I hesitated, but I couldn't help but ask him, "Senior Fang, can you allow me, a junior, to ask you something?" ”
"If there's a fart, I'll go back to sleep." Fang Shiliang scolded.
"Is my grandfather kind to you, or is there a hatred?" I gritted my teeth: "How do I feel that he jumped into the well with your child in his arms?" As for targeting me like this? ”
Fang Shiliang turned his head and said very arrogantly: "Lao Tzu is willing, can you manage it?" ”
I'm glad you were paralyzed.
"Don't think I'm joking with you, if you can't handle it then, I'll kill you." Fang Shiliang walked out without looking back, and his tone suddenly became calm, making people feel an inexplicable sense of oppression: "You are Yuan Shaoweng's grandson, so you shouldn't embarrass him, since this time, your progress has been too slow, damn, the slow old man wants to kill you." ”
I don't know why, but when I heard his words, the anger in my heart suddenly disappeared.
Really, it's an amazing feeling.
Maybe it's because I agree with him, too?
"I'm not going to miss it,, just watch!" I yelled at Fang Shiliang: "Sooner or later, Lao Tzu will have a terrible day!" I've got the job done! ”
Fang Shiliang didn't seem to care about my swearing, and left without looking back, his back was very chic.
After he left, the atmosphere in the courtyard gradually returned to normal.
"Mr. Ghost is Mr. Ghost, I dare to speak like this in front of a government official like me." Situ smiled bitterly: "Hey, people with skills are just difficult to manage, and they can't control it." ”
"He's not even afraid of death, he's still afraid of the government?" Shen Shi'an said with a smile.
"This little rabbit cub is quite angry, yes, just what you said just now, if you are slaughtered by him, I will definitely go to the grave to burn incense for you." Old Cripple Sun smiled strangely, It was only at this time that I found out that this old lame's mouth could be so damaged.
"Brother Xiao Yuan is worthy of being the descendant of Huo Zhong Kui, and I am willing to bow to this spirit." The shopkeeper arched his hand at me, and he didn't know if he was praising me or hurting me, so he said with a smile: "If you become famous in the future, you can take a nickname, just like your grandfather." ”
"He has nicknames, and several, all of them are self-appointed." The blind boss said.
As soon as he heard this, a lively person like Shopkeeper Kong immediately became interested, and hurriedly asked what his nickname was.
My face was so red that if I had to tell my blind boss those self-proclaimed nicknames, I would have to find a crack in the ground and get into it, and I would be a shame.
These are all Taishan Beidou in the industry, bragging in front of them, then how stupid I am.
"Brother Yi, that's all my joke, don't say it, I'll go back."
The blind boss didn't pay attention to me at all, shaking his head and reciting my nicknames.
"Metaphysics Bian Que, Northeast Hua Tuo, plug Mr. a flower, what's the name of it, oh yes, it looks like Brother Pan An and Yuan, right?"
When Wu Qiusheng heard this series of nicknames, he burst out laughing.
"Hey, I'll go, these nicknames are pee enough." Zheng Xiaoxian'er looked at me in surprise: "When did you kid become so capable?" ”
I smiled awkwardly: "It's all a false name, it's all a false name." ”
"Seriously, Brother Xiao Yuan, if you have the ability in the future, you can completely imitate your grandfather's nickname." Shopkeeper Kong asked me with great interest: "Sai Zhongkui, what is this nickname?" Your Yuan family, one door and two Zhong Kui, how awesome! It's not going to be dark! ”
Sai Zhong Kui?
When I heard this nickname, I only felt my heart beat violently, and an indescribable yearning seemed to take root in my heart.
"Little Situ, I don't think you need to call us over today." Old Sun lame sighed: "My old bones can't stand your tossing like this, can you just say no on the phone." ”
"I don't want to." Situ spread his hands helplessly: "My new boss is too domineering, I have to engage in something formalistic, I want you to talk to the nine parties and talk about a result."
When I heard this, I just laughed, it seems that formalism is not only in schools, but also in the field of metaphysics.
"Brother Situ, why don't you seek to usurp the throne." Wu Qiusheng suddenly asked Situ, and he didn't know if he was joking with him or bewitching him, his expression was indescribably weird: "Look at it, if we help you, you can kill your boss, and then you will seize the opportunity to take the position."
"You can't talk nonsense." Situ frowned: "Xiao Qiusheng, you have to have a door on your mouth." ”
"I'm telling the truth." Wu Qiusheng looked at Situ very seriously: "Isn't it easy for us to sit in that position, you can do whatever you want, anyway, don't look for us, if you have any work to throw directly to the gentleman in the government, we won't make trouble, how easy that kind of life is." ”
"You kid won't trick me into usurping the throne just to be easier, right?" Situ asked tentatively.
"Huh?" Wu Qiusheng regained that cute expression and scratched his head: "Is there any other reason besides this?" ”
Situ wanted to scold the street, really, I could tell it from his face.
"Brother Situ, is there still a gentleman in the government?" I asked curiously, with a gossipy look in my eyes: "Is it like Li, what kind of special operations group is there, and then it specializes in helping the country deal with civil hauntings?" ”
The person who answered my words was not Situ, but Zheng Xiaoxian'er.
"Do you know what the ancient court warlock was?"
As soon as I heard him ask me this, I thought about it and stopped talking for a while.
No matter what it is in this world, it seems that it is only related to the word power and wealth, and then it will basically step into the abyss of depravity.
What kind of beating sex was a court warlock in ancient times?
Whoever is their backer, they will help to get people.
It's not so much that they're warlocks who make it their mission to exorcise demons and suppress evil spirits, but rather that they're special killers.
"Of course, the current government is still good, at least these warlocks haven't done anything out of the ordinary, it's just a Dao heart that has eaten worldly desires." Zheng Xiaoxian'er smiled: "The reason why there are masters in our industry who say this among the people is also from here." ”
"Those who can be recruited by the state casually are all second-rate players, you see, which of the top people in our industry can do it with the government? Just a few of us! ”
Shopkeeper Kong took over the conversation, and he didn't treat Situ as an outsider at all, and said to me to himself, his eyebrows fluttered, there was a kind of bragging, but in my opinion, what he said should be true.
"Practice, focus on cultivating the mind, you entered the government, just like the ancient court warlocks, you will inevitably be disturbed by some things, and you will have countless rules and regulations on your body, and then your heart will not be able to calm down, and you will also cultivate a fart, so ah"
As he spoke, the shopkeeper Kong sighed, quite cold, and the four big words "I'm pretending" almost appeared on his head.
"It's lonely for a master like us"
"I'm lonely, you're lonely."
Suddenly, Fang Shiliang, who had just walked out, turned back again, and when he heard the words of the shopkeeper Kong, he directly cursed a dirty word.
"Hey! How can you scold people, ghost master! "Shopkeeper Kong was happy, and he didn't get angry.
"I've known you for so many years, so I just wanted to ask you a word." Fang Shiliang walked to his place and sat down, threw off his slippers, stepped on the chair with his right foot again, and asked the shopkeeper Kong: "Can you not pretend to be forced?" ”
"That can't be." Shopkeeper Kong laughed and said, "Why are you back?" ”
"I just saw someone carrying alcohol from the car." Fang Shiliang said.
"What wine?" Shopkeeper Kong asked.
Fang Shiliang smacked his lips: "Damn, Moutai." ”