Chapter Twenty-Seven: Gossip Niang's Hot News
Where there are women, there are battlefields.
It was someone's home in 1371.
Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't believe that the ancestor of human beings, the ancient male ape, used a wooden stick to knock the female ape unconscious, and then put her on her shoulder and brought her back to the cave. Did the male ape ever think that he had planted the seeds of instability? It's hard to understand a woman's creature.
Zhang Xiaoyu didn't knock out the notorious gossip girl in the demon world, but the gossip girl followed Zhang Xiaoyu, and people took the initiative to follow. Zhang Xiaoyu's soul is not easy to refuse, although Duoduo now exudes the smell of oil, and his hair is already very sticky without hair wax gel cream, and the visual effect is very good.
Zhang Xiaoyu's soul stayed in Li Man's body, and he couldn't help sighing, why, why am I so close to the Demon Niang. Fate, it's not like you can shut her out if you want to refuse.
Mi Li is also not happy, and the gossip mother follows them.
"You greasy woman, don't you have a deed owner, why do you want to follow me and Xiaoyu?"
The rabbit-eared lady went crazy on the spot.
"Hey, my deed owner, she has been busy chasing men recently, she is not free at home, no one cooks for me, I have three meals a day instant noodles and salted duck eggs."
Duoduo Menshaqi explained helplessly.
In Duoduo's eyes, her deed owner is completely a splendid little wonder in full bloom. Duoduo's deed owner, who is 182 cm tall, of course, she also likes to wear sky-high 8cm high heels! Duoduo and the owner of the contract stand together, and they are definitely birds. Although the demon lady doesn't care much about the pure body, but there are many deeds to the owner, her chastity. conscious, sluggish pathetic. Wearing a lot of deeds that hates the sky, there is another hobby, the boyfriend she is looking for must not be higher than 160 cm, because only such a little boyfriend can make her woman's soft heart overflowing with love. Duoduo came to the present world for more than a month, and found that the deed owner actually stepped on three boats, "Duoduo, you don't understand, women should be good to themselves, my ** ten fingers can't be counted." "How many of yours are there?" "Fixed, seven or eight, one night, N more. I don't even know their names. Hearing such words from the mouth of the deed owner, Duoduo was also drunk.
Zhang Xiaoyu said to Duoduo in Riemann's voice: "...... Duoduo, you still don't want to go to my house. ”
Mi Li took the opportunity to say: "That's right, gossip girl, Xiaoyu's family is not suitable for you." ”
Duoduo said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm just going to actually experience the living environment of the overlord rabbit in the world, have a meal with you, take a bath, I haven't washed my hair for a few days, and there is a rancid and stinky smell on my body, you just get used to it." You won't understand the hard work of professional entertainers like us. ”
"Duoduo, you still want to take a bath at my house?!"
"Gossip Niang, you have to be careful with kitchen knives."
"Huh? Kitchen knife? Shrimp? I don't understand what you're talking about? What's wrong, why aren't you welcoming me? ”
"Duoduo, my sister, she, she is more shy and afraid of life, especially strange women."
"Yes, yes, gossip girl, that kitchen knife girl might do something terrible to you, uh, she should question her Xiaoyu's brother's taste when she sees you sloppy and greasy? Such a woman can also take a fancy to it? Shouldn't Xiaohong worry about Xiaoyu's choice of women's qualities?! ”
Mi Li looked at Duoduo who exuded a sour smell all over her body, Zhang Xiaohong should not be embarrassed by a woman who has no advantage over her, although Gossip Niang is a greasy guy.
Hearing the analysis of the rabbit ear girl, Zhang Xiaoyu's soul looked at the gossip girl with an approved gaze, well, this oily demon girl, even if my sister sees it, she won't do anything to her, and she can't get into my sister's eyes! Zhang Xiaoyu once again believed in Mi Li's judgment. Moreover, Zhang Xiaoyu also has his purpose, Duoduo is also a demon girl, from the mouth of the gossip girl, you can get some secrets about the devil, the demon girl who is engaged in the gossip business, the information channel is very wide.
"I said Xiaoyu, is it really okay, let the gossip girl follow us?"
"Mi Li, look me in the eyes!"
"What to do, what to do?"
"Mi Li, do you see the sincerity in my eyes?"
"It's disgusting, don't get so close to me."
Mi Li pushed Riemann away
Zhang Xiaoyu's soul disagreed. happily walked towards the gossip girl, set almost.
"Duoduo, what do you like to eat?"
"Whip. Various. ”
Gossip Niang replied simply.
Duoduo's answer was too abrupt, which made Zhang Xiaoyu's soul very confused, and he didn't know which stubble to take. Ay? Do greasy demon mothers like to eat leather whips? It seems that she and my sister will get along very well. Zhang Xiaoyu's soul said secretly.
"Duoduo, your work is very hard, do you like your job?"
"Speaking of hard work, human, do you know, when I was in the demon world, once, in order to get the exclusive big news of the little dog Chun Yi wolf in the first time, I did not hesitate to hide under the bed of the little dog Chun Yi wolf, do you know, human, the little dog Chun Yi wolf, although he looks very obscene, there are many wolf mothers who also have a crush on him, but the little dog Chun Yi wolf, he is an out-and-out base wolf, I received the clues provided by the secret line, the little dog Chun Yi wolf will bring home two strong male wolves, they are going to play that, you know! Humans, I spent a wonderful night under their beds, and I even knew who was above and who was down there, by the sound of their wolf howling. Human, do you know, the little dog Chunyi wolf, he, he is actually in the middle, two male wolves sandwich him in the middle, I think about it now, I am also drunk. They dare to play. When I went back to the little generation weekly, the night when I used the little dog spring wolf as a sandwich biscuit, I wrote a long manuscript of 30,000 words in detail and accurately, and I didn't expect that that issue of the magazine sold very well. There are a lot of corrupt demon girls.,It's the kind of demon girl who likes the male demon and the male demon together.,They sent me letters through various channels.,I like that I can continue to write.,The sandwich biscuit series of the little dog spring a wolf.,As a long serialization! ”
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“……”
Zhang Xiaoyu's soul and rabbit ear Niang's body are all petrified. Zhang Xiaoyu's soul felt that the little dog Chunyi wolf, that name was a little familiar, wow, isn't that the male wolf that M wolf has a crush on, I didn't expect what M wolf said was true, and the little dog Chunyi wolf was really a base wolf.
"Human, I'm telling you a great news, the Demon Realm's Back Mountain Family, the Shore Bend Man, he is also a base!"
“……”
"Say no more."
Zhang Xiaoyu and Mi Li, they can't stand the hot news of gossip Niang.
Just when the greasy senior sister chattered endlessly, time was like urinating in the toilet, flushed, and it was gone. Rabbit-eared girls, they came to Zhang Xiaoyu's door.
Zhang Xiaoyu's house has an independent courtyard and a two-story small building.
But what they didn't know was that Zhang Xiaohong had already returned home with Zhang Xiaoyu's body and Li Man's soul.
What awaits Zhang Xiaoyu's soul is his body, or?