(Okay, I looked through the subscriptions today, well, there are 9 of them, I thought there wasn't one, Xie Lu Xie, Xie Lu Xie subscribed to me.) ）

I'm a cow

I'm a gifted cow

Don't ask me why, anyway, I just know the way!

My hometown is in a place called Hulunbuir Island, where the sky is blue and the water is clear.

On a sunny afternoon, a Navy supply transport docked on the shore. At that time, I was young and ignorant. Ignoring the dissuasion of his parents, he went to the beach to swim and play. Then he was caught on board by a group of vicious cooks.

I still remember running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth

"Am I going to die?"

"No, you're just going to be a pot of beef soup."

One after another, many companions were captured and imprisoned in a cramped warehouse. Cold, hungry, and afraid, I couldn't help but snatch the fruit from a baboon's hand.

The size of a fist, with a strange pattern on the surface, just enough for me to race between my teeth. It's just that the taste is unpalatable, like the excrement of some kind of canine creature, don't ask me what I know about it!! Otherwise, I'll blow your head off!

Then, I suddenly found that my body was full of strength, my legs and feet were sharp, and my mouth could speak.

The group of chefs in big top hats were amazed, pointing at me and commenting on me. I was so angry that I punched a guy with the most smelly mouth and was always foaming at the mouth into a small cake, and then a whole bunch of guys with firewood sticks surrounded me, would I be afraid? Never!

The abundant force traveled through my body, and I felt that I was incomparably stronger. With my fists and feet like the wind, I picked up a mace and hit people as soon as I saw them, and quickly put down dozens of people. At the end, a man with demonic wings knocked me down with a punch

"Hey, little calf cow, Lord Ben has taken a fancy to you, let me mess with you in the future! Rattle! ”

"Follow me, there will be fights, there will be meat to eat!"

Later, I found out that it was a devil fruit. At my feet, on the other hand, is a transport ship bound for Haiti's great prison, where some vicious pirates are being held.

In this way, I became a great and glorious prison guard.

At the beginning, the life of the guards was very fresh and exciting, I took a mace and smashed a few prisoners who laughed at me, watching their heads burst like watermelons, well, it was very fulfilling~~

Later, rhinoceros, zebras, and koalas came one after another, and after I cleaned them up one by one, they became my little brothers very honestly.

I was ruthless for a while, and then it was a boring, unchanging life. The younger brothers obeyed and let no one dare to go west, and the prisoners in the prison cowered even more, and they didn't even dare to raise their heads when they saw me.

It's just that it's still boring

Until that day, I met a skinny human dressed strangely, and he actually offered to play a guessing game with me! I have to say that this success piqued my interest as the great Minotaur loved to play guessing games too!

"I'll come first, I'll come first!" After the two sides signed the contract, Minotaur smiled and said excitedly: "First question! ”

"I have 100 legs, but I can't stand up, I have a long neck, but no head, and I feed on the life of a maid - guess an item!"

"Boy, I'll give you a minute, if I can't guess, I'll eat you mercilessly, oh, let me think about it, where to start speaking, arms or thighs?"

"This guy even knows how to disturb the enemy's mind." Lin Xiao pursed his lips and spit out two words directly: "Comb." ”

The Minotaur breathed and stared at a pair of bull's eyes, "What did you say?" ”

"I said the answer to this riddle is a comb!"

"It shouldn't be, it shouldn't!" Minotaur was a little frustrated, "I've already come up with the third puzzle, how can he still guess the answer?" Well, I know it, it must be blind! ”

Two puffs of coarse air erupted from his nostrils, and the Minotaur hummed, "You're in luck! You can get the question. ”

Lin Xiao cleared his throat and said:

"The subject is simple: a crocodile steals a father's son, and it promises that if the father can guess what it is going to do, it will return the son to the father. So what if this father guesses that "the crocodile will not give his son back"? ”

“？？？” After thinking for a moment, Minotaur understood the meaning, and immediately stared at the bull's eye and thought: "What will happen?" If the father is right, then the crocodile will give the son back to him, but the premise of this question is that 'the crocodile will not give the son back to him'. If what the father said was wrong, then this, this, this"

Minotaur was still staring at the bull's eye and thinking seriously, when Lin Xiao's joking voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "A minute is up, have you figured out the answer?" ”

The bull's face turned red, and the Minotaur roared:

"You're cheating, it's not a riddle at all! I'm going to eat you."

"Hehehe, please read the third clause of the contract clearly before talking to me."

Minotaur's face turned green, and he snorted: "Count you ruthless!" Now it's my turn, and I'm going to stump you with the first puzzle! ”

"In fact, I'm a yellow fork,

was inadvertently dropped from the table in the sky,

It's scary.

can't show the whole building,

Never hide yourself completely.

I'm a weapon wielded in the night.

What am I? ”

Lin Xiao blinked his eyes and said casually: "Lightning!" ”

"You! How could you possibly guess it, this is the first puzzle! Minotaur gritted his teeth, eager to devour Lin Xiao alive. It's so annoying, how could you guess my puzzle!

"The first difficult puzzle? Well, I'm not going to comment for now. Next, it's my turn to ask the question, right? ”

"Say!"

"Listen, the second question is that there is only one person in a village who has a haircut, and everyone in the village needs a haircut, and the barber stipulates that he will give and only give haircuts to those in the village who do not cut their own hair. Just ask: Does the barber give him a haircut? ”

"If a barber gives himself a haircut, he is breaking his own agreement; If the barber does not give himself a haircut, then according to his rules, he should give himself a haircut. In this way, in this way"

Minotaur grabbed the mace beside him and roared: "Your uncle, there is no way to have an answer to such a question!" ”

Lin Xiao was not afraid at all, and swore that "there is an answer to any question, and if you can't think of it, it's just because you haven't figured it out yet!" ”

"If you can't think of it, you can think slowly, it's time for you to solve the question, hurry up, I'm in a hurry." Lin Xiao looked disdainful, "Besides, don't fool people with these pediatric puzzles, OK?" ”

"You, you, you! How dare you look down on my puzzles! Unforgivable! "Since you insist on seeking death, then I will fulfill you and use the ultimate puzzle handed down by our ancestors that no one can solve!" ”

The corners of Lin Xiao's mouth twitched, this thing shouldn't be what he said

"You only have one minute, and if you can't solve this ultimate puzzle, I'll swallow you in one gulp!"

"Listen up! What animal walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night? When he has the most legs, it is also when he walks the slowest and his physical strength is the weakest. ”

"Hah, really." Lin Xiao rolled his eyes, and under the hateful gaze of the big cow, he slowly gave the answer, "It's very simple, the answer is 'people'." ”

"Only people walk on four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night? When he has the most legs, it is also when he walks the slowest and his physical strength is the weakest. Am I right? ”

The Minotaur is going crazy, it's not scientific! How could the ultimate puzzle handed down by the ancestors be guessed so easily?

For a time, the grief-stricken Minotaur actually had a sense of grief and indignation of "both Yu and Liang".

"Hehe, it's my turn, the third question is very simple, can a person go back in time and kill his grandfather? Remember, you only have one minute. ”

Lin Xiao smiled on the side:

"If this man had gone back in time, he would have killed his grandfather before his grandmother could meet him. This means that one of the person's parents will not be born; In turn, the man himself will not be born; This meant that he didn't have the opportunity to travel through time; This means that his grandfather is still alive; This means that this person can conceive of going back in time and killing his grandfather, think for yourself. ”

A minute later, the big cow Minotaur crouched in the corner with a frenzied look on his face, and Lin Xiao swaggered into the passage to the fifth layer of ice hell.

"I hate brain teasers!!"