IIN 0—1 Disaster Squad
"Forehead......" Lancer sat up with a painful face, what is the feeling of being slapped with a slap, forehead, his head hurts, it seems that he had a car accident before, is that the case?
Lan Ther, who hadn't opened his eyes and scanned the scene, thought in some surprise: Isn't he dead? It seems that the bus I was riding was loaded directly off the bridge by an oncoming container truck after being rear-ended, what happened to the others?
Open your eyes and stay ...... Stiffly looked back...... Then she fell into a state of stupor...... In the hall of a church building similar to the Gothic style, there is a statue of a bound angel, and he is kneeling in front of this statue in the allegiance posture of kneeling on one knee in the West, and then a dozen staggered humans are nearby, it seems that they should be the unlucky ghosts who are in the same car with him, to be precise, those unlucky ghosts in his group are basically there, is this a joke, can you be hit here by a car?!
However, it seems that these strange-looking humanoid objects have not woken up in a short period of time, and Lancer is too lazy to take care of it, and continues to look at this place full of weird sacredness, but as an otaku who has been poisoned by anime, the church is a place full of final B and all kinds of sins, so it may not be a safe place.
Suddenly, Lancer's body stiffened, and a voice began to enter directly in Lancer's mind, "The 13812th Clearer Squad is established, and the captain is selected: Lancer, accept it or not!" ”
“13812…… It's not too lucky...... Wait, Cleaner Squad? What is it? After hearing this, Lancer first paid attention to the inexplicable things, but he still reacted immediately, and it seemed to be ...... It seems like...... Not so lucky.
"Insufficient permissions to access it! Accept the required permissions! The voice from nowhere continued to echo in Lancer's mind, and strangely, Lancer couldn't even tell whether the other party was male or female, more akin to just information being instilled into Lancer's mind.
"Well, it's so convenient, accept it!" Lan Ther was stunned for a moment, and actually attached the permission to send it, so you are welcome.
"The 13812th Cleaner Squad of the Main God Space has been established, and Captain Lancer confirms! Permission to be granted, given that it is completely newly established, to grant the 13812 Cleaner Team 2 months of time in the space platform, to grant the right to use the basic weapons, to grant the permission to use all facilities, to grant the permission to investigate the whole story, and to grant the C-level intelligence access permission. ”
“…… Wait a minute...... The main god space, damn it, is it infinitely terrifying? Lan Ther suddenly had a slanted black line on his face, what does infinite terror mean, the highest elimination rate, the lowest survival rate, uncontrollable, unlimited, the world that is terrible to the limit, no rules are the only rules...... Wait, shouldn't I and these unlucky ghosts be at the scene of a car accident? How did you get to this weird world? "How did we get here?"
"The 13811th Clearer Squad is all wiped out, collect new candidates, and the main god space will lead the newcomers to die unexpectedly and be included in this team!"
"Uh...... No way. "Before, my group of people was an otaku party, but because it was an otaku, so when I took the bus to the scenic spot, they were all playing with mobile phones and PP and other things, Lancer was playing PP, as if something jumped out a few seconds before the car accident, because I was clicking on something, so I clicked on it without paying attention...... "They all received?" With a shocked expression, Lancer swiped his fingers over the crowd who were still showing off their human flexibility in various twisted shapes.
"All of the candidates who accepted the call and responded to the confirmation option and died unexpectedly are all here."
"It's really weird good luck......" Lan Ther touched his forehead, expressing incomprehension of this strange situation, "Could it be that our su zhì is particularly good?" "No reason?
"All of them are rated C~D or less in the comprehensive evaluation! Approximately equal to the spatial average minimum prime. ”
"Was it cannon fodder?" Lancer said that it is understandable that if you keep selecting the best people to enter, it is obvious that the team will not be so easy to bring, so it is inevitable that the match point cannon fodder will go in (aren't you also cannon fodder-////).
"Well, logically speaking, we shouldn't have entered the mission directly, how can we have time to talk nonsense about you here." Lancer shrugged and began to drag the strange human shapes to the side and line them up one by one, and the fellows in the province looked back and saw themselves standing to the side and said that they had treated people unfairly.
"Because the 13811 team mission has achieved 0, the initial mission was completely destroyed, and in view of this, the new team is granted the above rights."
"So what difference do we have compared to a normal team?"
"The combat object is each violating squad, and the team rewards are divided into, the rewards of the team that completes the task and the private rewards of the personnel of the team that kills and injures the violation, which are paid twice as much as the ordinary team, and you can contact the main god system in the mission space, obtain intelligence and exchange items, calculate according to the standard fee of 150, cancel the resurrection limit, cancel the resurrection location limit."
"It's a bit of a profiteer, but it's really a bit of a bug......" Lancer shrugged, "when will they wake up?" Lancer pointed to a group of tragic men, why did they all come in, and this posture, tsk, tossing is really water, and the bear children are very good at playing.
"Forced sleep, is it lifted?" The main god's loud, cold voice continued to echo in Lancer's head.
"Pour ...... Relieve! In addition, the name of the team was changed, and the disaster team "has been doing it for a long time, Lancer looked depressed, and he wasted half a day's energy, why."
"Forced sleep lifted, new team name confirmed, disaster team!"
"Ah......" A group of otaku and otaku began to stretch their waists, rub their faces, wipe their saliva, and make all kinds of unbearable actions.
"Ah, have we arrived at the place, Lancer, when did Hangzhou have such a punctual church?!" It's someone who says this called Uncle 4, please we had a car accident!
"Indeed!"
"Where's my digital camera?"
"Hey, where's my bag?"
……
All kinds of chaos, don't these guys realize what's going on? Don't they have that damn dizziness? Lancer was surprised (later, after often shuttling through the plot world, Lancer understood more about what it felt like to be beaten with a stick, and the other people who slept comfortably here naturally did not have the feeling of dizziness that Lancer felt at the first time).
After waiting for the crowd to stop the confusion, Lancer shrugged, "Alright, guys, this is the only time you have to rest. ”
"Why? Don't you have to be in such a hurry to see the scenery? The crowd was at a loss.
“…… Do you think there is anything to see in hell? ”
"Hell?!"
"Well, we're in a worse place than hell." Lancer nodded.
"What do you mean?" The crowd was puzzled.
|“ We arrived at the main god space, and became a subordinate of the main god, or lackey. Now immediately recall the state, the key word is a car accident, and then the main god space and something like that. ”
"Huh!?" Everyone began to think about it, and sure enough, there was some mess in their heads......
"No, can you quit!"
"Okay, I'm going to change!@$#^m;"
"I'm going to...#@¥...... m; *”
All sorts of chaos! Now there are only 4 people left who have not gone crazy.
"......" Lancer shrugged, according to the habits of the Celestial Empire, it is better to speak with force.
Two muscular men and a woman in an army vest walked in, and the woman who didn't look rough stepped forward, "Captain Lancer, can you start standard military basic training?" ”
"Ah, let's get started!" Lancer nodded, and the group of otaku on the side were already silent because of the strange atmosphere at the moment.
And before they ask questions, "Bang! One of the muscular men took out the revolver on his waist and fired a shot into the air, which shocked the otaku and continued to be quiet, "Okay, bugs!" Welcome to Hell! I'm Captain Jonson! Your physical training commander"
"I'm Captain Bank, your tactical training commander."
"I'm Captain Yona, your firearms training commander."
"Including me, within a month and a half, please, at least train us to the level of recruits!" Lancer walked over and shook hands with the three of them, and then said this in a way that made everyone look dumbfounded......
"That's not a problem! Captain Lancer, but I'll say the ugly thing in the front, disobeying orders will cost you fists and guns, of course, you can also choose some other entertainment, but it's me who entertains, and you're the object of my entertainment! Johnson nodded, and Johnson showed the large pistol in his hand to the otaku, and at the same time said the content with his flying spit, which made the otaku feel chrysanthemum tight.
"Don't worry, the most I'll do here is to eat whips!" Yona on the side said this.
"Then the time allocation is physical training in the morning, tactical training at noon, and firearms training in the evening."
"Alright, trash, time for bullshit is over! Start your workout now! Everyone sprints at full speed and picks up their weight backpacks 500 meters ahead! Then go around the playground 10 times in 15 minutes, and if you can't, add one lap per minute! ”
"What!" Everyone was shocked, and then Lancer and Uncle 4 and the other three had already rushed out.
"Bang! When I'm talking nonsense!! You lazy wretched, trash! Several bullets made small holes under the feet of the otaku, and everyone enjoyed the pleasure of a bullet passing by their faces......
The otaku who poured out resigned themselves to their fate began to start brutal training.