April 1st, April Fool's Day.

Today is not a good day, and all the signs tell me that it may not be auspicious.

Maybe it was because I didn't close the window last night, I was woken up early in the morning by a cold wind, and when I looked at it, I saw the gray sky outside the window, and the time displayed on my phone was 6:30, which made me crazy.

Oh yes, I woke up before I was comfortable, is this kidding me?!

Just when I was about to smoke a cigarette to relieve my boredom, the accident happened.

The cigarette is still next to the pillow, but the lighter is inexplicably missing, and I haven't found it for a long time.

The lighter was on the pump in the toilet, and the cigarette was not brought.

I grass.

"Why do you look like you're going to die?" When the fat uncle saw me sitting on the bed smoking with a melancholy face, he was also curious: "What's wrong?" ”

"I always feel like I'm unlucky today." I said that I was going to light a cigarette with a lighter, but no matter how I pressed it or hit it, the flame would not come out, and it was extremely embarrassing.

The fat uncle didn't believe in evil at all, and directly snatched the lighter from my hand, saying that the lighter might be a problem, and then with a light hit, the flames burst out.

"You try again?" Uncle Fat handed it back to me, and after I took it, the above embarrassing situation occurred again.

I came over and over again more than ten times, and the result was the same.

The lighter is in my hands, it can't be burned alive or dead, and the lighter is in the hands of the fat uncle, just once.

The fat uncle was silent for a long time, and asked me tentatively: "What are you doing to be angry and complaining?" Why is it so moldy? ”

"What can I do that is so angry?" I asked with an unhappy face, why is my heart saying that Uncle Fat is so ugly, and I can still kill people and set fires?

The surname Yi is a good young man, everyone thinks so, the ancient road is hot, the sword is easy, and all kinds of titles accompanied my childhood, even if

When I thought of this, I inadvertently saw the lighter in my hand, and my expression froze.

Well, you have to think about what I've been up to lately

"Hurry up and get dressed and clean up, the hungry people are angry (go) to the airport, and pick up Xiaohai and them." The fat uncle patted me on the shoulder, got up and went out of the house to help me make breakfast.

I yawned and nodded in agreement.

Hai Dongqing is back today, and he came to Guiyang with him, as well as his biological grandfather.

Seriously, I'm still very curious about that old man, what is different from ordinary people about a person who can make so many people in the No. 8 pawnshop afraid?

The old man of the Hai family, the little Buddha knows the name of the Dao, and the master also knows the Dao, if you look at it like this, the old man of the birdman is still quite awesome.

An hour later.

I arrived at Longdongbao Airport with the fat uncle as promised, and outside the pick-up gate, I squatted on the side of the road like a little hooligan and smoked, yawning and never stopped, as if I had stayed up for several nights, and I could sleep anytime and anywhere.

Uncle Fat's mental state is obviously better than mine, standing there is no different from being at home, holding a pack of pickled pepper phoenix feet brought from home in his left hand, and a bottle of Sprite in his right hand, drinking happily.

"Why haven't you come yet, it's late?" I looked back at myself and saw that I didn't see the familiar figure, so I shook my head, lit a cigarette and smoked again.

Just as I had just taken two puffs, I felt someone tap me on the shoulder, and a familiar feeling suddenly rushed up from the bottom of my heart and spread in my heart.

"Birdman?" When I turned around, the first thing I saw was Hai Dongqing standing behind me and bending over, he was still the same old look.

Dressed in a simple black casual suit, with a look of dying, but his expression is not as clean as it used to be, at least you can still see some smiles, right?

"I'm back." Hai Dongqing smiled, his face full of lightness.

I stood up and looked at him carefully, seeing that he had not changed much from before, I grinned and hugged him heavily: "Sun Tzu, how are you playing outside, do you miss uncle?" ”

When I said this, I clearly saw Hai Dongqing's face embarrassed, and then a burst of old laughter suddenly came from behind Hai Dongqing.

"Young man, he's my grandson." The old man in a black Tang costume smiled and nodded to me: "You are the young man surnamed Yi, yes, a talent." ”

"Hello old man" My smile was definitely more embarrassing than Hai Dongqing's, and I didn't run.

Old Man Hai is an old man with a kind face, always with a smile on his face, as if nothing in this world can make him unhappy, and after chatting with him, my mood can't help but relax.

"Old man Hai, if you are hungry, I will take you to eat a good meal and pick you up." The fat uncle waved his hand and led us into the taxi, he and the old man had one, and I had one with Hai Dongqing, otherwise it would be uncomfortable to crowd.

After all, it is enough for the fat uncle to sit in the back seat alone, and if there is one more person, then the person who is squeezed by him is not ordinary and stressed.

I've experienced it, so now I've got experience.

"Birdman, where have you been playing during this time, tell me, we are brothers, what can't you say, right?" My gossip heart is burning, and I keep putting Hai Dongqing's words on it.

Hai Dongqing glanced at me and said, I won't tell you.

"Do you believe that Lao Tzu smoked you?"

"You can't beat me." Hai Dongqing said seriously, and then couldn't help but add: "Really." ”

"Grass, don't you speak so directly?" I looked at him sullenly, and when I saw that he was also a little embarrassed, I hurriedly pursued him: "Your grandfather came to Guiyang for tourism?" ”

I'm not generally curious about the legendary character of Mr. Hai, is he coming to Guiyang for tourism or business?

If it's a tour, I'll take the old people out to play, and by the way, I will pat myself on the back more, and at least there will be someone who can cover me when I travel to Tianjin.

If it's an errand

"No, it's an errand, didn't I beg you to do me a favor." Hai Dongqing said in a low voice, and asked tentatively: "Wood, do you still count what you promised me?" ”

I laughed angrily.

"Go to your ancestors, when did Lao Tzu promise you not fulfill it?" I slapped Hai Dongqing on the back of the head, and he looked at me and smiled happily.

"How have you been developing with Zhou Yujia recently?"

To tell the truth, I never expected that the birdman would suddenly ask such a thing, how can you let such a shy man answer you

"It's okay, it's okay." I laughed, and then was stunned: "How do you know that we are developing?" ”

"Fools can see that you like Zhou Yujia, don't pretend." Hai Dongqing said in a low voice: "Seeing the way you look like the spring breeze, I just tested you, and you really did it." ”

I rubbed my face and wondered, "Is Lao Tzu acting so obvious?" ”

"It's obvious"

Near noon, our group of people got off the bus at a slightly upscale hotel near Beijing Road, and the private room had been booked by Zhou Yan to help call, and the deposit was estimated to be reimbursed by me.

Of course, if I were him, I would definitely have to find someone to reimburse the food, that's absolute.

The atmosphere at the dinner table is very dignified, no, it's not dignified, right?

I can't tell.

In front of the old man of the Haidong Qing family, I always feel that I can't make a fuss like the original, at least the swear words have to be changed, right?

And you should also pay attention to eating images, you can't be reincarnated like a starving ghost every time, it's too embarrassing.

"Don't be restrained, eat and drink." Hai Dongqing put a chopstick dish in my bowl and said.

Old Man Hai looked at me with a smile and asked me, "Your old man is Yi Guiyuan, right?" ”

I paused, not answering the question immediately.

"Xiaoqing went home to tell me about you this time, and I just remembered that I had a relationship with Old Man Yi a few years ago, and he did say that he had a grandson named Yi Lin." Old Man Hai smiled and said: "Young man, I heard Xiaoqing say that you are good, it seems that you have won the true inheritance of your old man." ”

I didn't care about these problems of Old Man Hai, but I cared about a place that I shouldn't care about.

"Xiaoqing." I covered my mouth for fear of squirting out the rice in my mouth, and looked at Hai Dongqing with a shaking: "Xiaoqing, your name is really domineering." ”

Hai Dongqing glanced at me, smiled, took out the dagger and gently put it on the table, the meaning was self-evident, and then he almost gritted his teeth and said, "Grandpa, can you stop calling me by this name." ”

"When I was a child, it was more convenient to call you Xiaohai, but then I thought about it, aren't nicknames the last word?" Old Man Hai picked up the wine glass and took a sip of it, and Ha Lu Ha Da Lu smiled.

"My old man who is about to die is not here to travel in Guiyang, I am" Old Man Hai suddenly got down to business, stood up and walked to me and Uncle Fat, before we could react, he was under the disbelieving gaze of me and Uncle Fat, he bowed deeply, and never stood up straight.

"Old man, hurry up and sit! Fast!! Don't do that!! I hurried to help him.

"Something to ask for." Old Man Hai smiled bitterly and said, "It's still a troublesome matter." ”

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It's weekend again, the old rules.

Friday, Saturday, Sunday, one day a shift, as usual on weekends, everyone should be calm!!

Resume normal updates next Monday~~~~