“zaijian。” “baibai。” Our group waved goodbye to each other one after another, and at the same time embarked on the road to the capital city.

As soon as he walked out, Li Hao muttered to himself in the back: "This is really more people than people, and goods have to be thrown away!" While speaking, he didn't forget to look at Nian Chu.

"Who's in comparison with whom?" I was very curious why the other party came up with such a sentence, and then asked Li Hao.

Li Hao didn't answer my question directly, but said to himself: "You tell me that I am a good man with good facial features, decent style, dedication, gentleness and thoughtfulness, and understanding of women's hearts, Weishenme can only be an elder brother, and cannot become anything else?" After Li Hao said this, he directly amused me, and I was still struggling with Nian Chu's recognition of him as a godbrother and treating me as a boyfriend.

"Nian Chu, don't be too careful, I'll tell Li Hao a little story." Maybe it's because I drank the ecstasy soup, but I basically say what I think of now, and I can't leave half a step in my mouth.

After seeing Nian Chu nodding, I began to speak: "A big lock was hung on the door, and the golden key was suddenly inserted into it, but the lock could not be opened. The humble iron key came, he slipped into the lock hole, and with a slight turn, the lock was easily opened. The iron key said proudly: "Golden key, can I open this lock if I know that weishenme is ordinary?" Because I am her original match, I know her heart best. The golden key looked disdainful: "Why am I sick to understand your daughter-in-law's heart?" I'm just plugging in. ”

"Your sister, what do you want to express?" Li Hao was confused, but he definitely knew that I was mocking him, and then asked me what I meant.

"It's nothing, that is, you are still at the age of strong hormone secretion, and you think you understand the thoughts of women, but you don't understand anything, let alone what kind of creature a man is." I replied paradoxically.

"You're so hormonal." Li Hao actually used this as a derogatory definition to characterize it, it was really choking.

"Then you see if what I said is right, and I am making up my mind." Seeing that Li Hao didn't refute, I continued: "The requirements for people like you to find a wife before entering society: fair-skinned, intellectual, sociable, wearing a long white dress, shawl and long hair, and big waves. Right? Li Hao rolled his eyes and thought for a while, then nodded in agreement.

I knew that Ya was just that, so I immediately said: "When you really enter the society, the requirements for finding a wife are still those words, but the position of the punctuation marks needs to be changed, and it can be summed up: fair skin, intellectual and good sex, avoid condoms, wear a white dress, shawl and long hair, big waves, Lang!" ”

"Haha..."As soon as my voice fell, Nian Chu beside me burst out laughing, tickling the roots of Li Haoqi's teeth, but he was helpless against me, after all, what I said was very realistic, this thing could only look at me angrily and asked, "Then what do you say a man should look like?" ”

To put it bluntly, men are children who don't grow up, no matter how tall, handsome, rich, gentle, capable, knowledgeable, and even sexy they are; No matter how much he understands law, medicine, history, investment, financial management, and women; But in his bones, a man's playful nature can't be changed. It's just that each man's way of playing and his attitude towards play are different. ”

"I agree." Nian Chu stared at me and said, after Li Hao "cut", he didn't interrupt my words, and it seemed that he was going to Ya's heart again.

"In the final analysis, it is an indisputable fact that the higher the social status, the more they want to sprinkle their excellent genes throughout the city, the country, and even the world. And often those men with high social status are just playing a certain thing. Don't talk about it far away, just say the two of us, you are the yin, I am the perception, to paraphrase the name of the film and television drama, if you play well, it is "Walking in the Yin and Yang World", if I play well, it is "The Prophet". But no matter how much we have achieved in our careers, in the eyes of women, we will always be children who will never grow up, right? I looked at Nian Chu beside me and asked.

"It's incisive!" Nian Chu echoed me and said, "Then what kind of good man do you say?" Li Hao could no longer tolerate the fact that my scope of knowledge was wider than his, so he immediately asked me.

"This has to be divided by behavior." I pretended to think for a moment, and then said to Li Hao, "How do you divide it in terms of behavior?" My words made Nian Chu also curious, so he couldn't wait to ask the reason.

"Actually, a good man is like this: 3 years old, don't pee his pants; 5 years old, able to eat by himself; 18 years old, able to drive by himself; 20 years old, sexually active;

30 years old, rich; 40 years old, rich; 50 years old, rich; 60 years old, sexually active; 70 years old, able to drive by himself; 80 years old, able to eat by himself; 90 years old, does not pee pants. I concluded proudly, the angry Li Hao pinched me with his eyes on the side, and Nian Chu stared at me with envy, alas! is also a man, is the gap between weishenme and life?

Seeing that Li Hao was so angry with me that he was silent, Nian Chu said kindly: "Jia Shu, do all women like bad men? ”

In fact, this is inseparable from the natural curiosity of women. To put it bluntly: what you can't get is always the most haode. It's just that as a person who has come over, what I want to say is that it is the premise to hang the other party's appetite, but at the same time, you must learn to treat the woman who is with you with the heart of your lover, the requirements of the second wife and the capital of the third child, so that no matter what woman is, she will fall into this vigorous aiqing and find it difficult to extricate herself. I said with a wicked smile to Nian Chu.

"Jia Shu, you are really..."Nian Chu's later words didn't come out, but I knew that this little girl should agree with my point of view, so I continued: "This can really be there, because life itself is a bloody drama, why care who the actor is? As long as the plot is right and the actors are suitable, it's fine. In fact, being a woman is very entangled, some people don't know what to look for before they get married, and they know it after they get married, but they can't change anything; And some women know too much what they want before marriage, but they don't know what they want after marriage. To put it bluntly, it is just a problem of choosing first and choosing later. As a man, there are no such requirements, so being a woman is more tangled than being a man. ”

I still plan to continue to be poor, and I don't know if the ecstasy soup I drank is causing trouble, anyway, what I think in my heart, my mouth is like I haven't opened the door, and I suddenly release it. But the words of the ghost pawn captain attracted all the attention of all of us, "Don't be poor, there is the capital city in front of you!" ”

to be continued