"Let's go, go to the fifth hall, the king of Yama wants to see you." Hei Wuchang smiled, beckoned to us and walked forward,

"Ouch, King Yama wants to see us, he's a big man, you can't let him wait, let's fly over directly." Old Song exclaimed,

Without waiting for him to finish, Hei Wuchang sneered and said in a low voice: "Difu, it is forbidden to fly, if you want to fly, you can only take a plane, the last time I drank too much and flew back to Impermanence, I was fined more than 900 billion yuan the next day." ”

"Why can't you fly?" Old Song was puzzled,

"If everyone flies, then the plane invested by the Ten Palaces Yama, who sits." Black Impermanence pursed his lips,

As soon as the words fell, Hei Wuchang stood under a stop sign in the middle of the road, his eyes looking towards the end of the road,

Looking at this position, I already know what I'm going to do, bus

Damn, we sit every day in the sun, take the bus to school, and take the bus to work.

Suddenly, a bus like a regular bus came from the end, and at first glance it seemed that nothing was wrong.

But when the bus came into the stop, we took a closer look and it was all too obvious that something was wrong

The people sitting in the car were all missing arms and legs, and there was a ghost holding his head, and his neck was bare and bleeding.

The driver is a disabled ghost, with a right hand but no left hand, and no two legs, and I wonder how he stepped on the accelerator.

"Let's wait for the next one" Lao Song pointed to the driver tremblingly, and said with a pale face: "If there is a car accident, how wronged we are"

"Are you going to get in the car?" The driver's head turned three hundred and sixty degrees, stared at us impatiently and asked,

"Nonsense." The eighth master scolded angrily, and stepped on the bus,

As soon as he saw Hei Impermanence getting into the car, the driver's attitude immediately changed, and he smiled with a sneer: "Ouch, Lord Impermanence, you came to take my car, alas, mom, I'm so honored." ”

Growing up, reality has taught me a lot,

Reality once told me that during the time when my girlfriend's aunt came, no matter what happened, you must not provoke her, otherwise you will blow up the explosive bag.

Reality also told me that a little identity and a little status are stronger than anything else, and the bus driver has to pat you on the back.

If I had this ability, when I went to work in my father's store, I would squeeze the bus like a war, and the driver would directly arrange a VIP seat for me.

"You shouldn't have brought the dead coins, I'll help you put in the coins, go back and remember to burn a billion dead money for me." Between the eighth master's talk and laughter, he let go of a loan shark,

Fortunately, the dark money is not expensive in the yang world, it is no different from waste paper, and it is like playing with fifty yuan to buy a billion dark banknotes.

"When driving, don't stick your head and hands out of the window."

Before the broadcast ended, a male ghost in his twenties stuck his head out to look at the scenery, and with a strange scream, his head was blown away by the wind outside.

Seeing this scene, the driver stepped on the brakes and opened the door to let the grandson get out of the car, only to see him start to play a 100-meter race to his head as soon as he got out of the car and kept running.

"Well, that's the consequence of not having quality." Black Impermanence scolded angrily,

"Anyway, why is the wind so strong outside?" the fat man asked suspiciously,

Hearing this, Hei Wuchang pointed out the window and said in a low voice: "The bus in the underworld is very fast, it is full of yin wind outside, and it is normal for ordinary ghosts to have their heads blown away." ”

We followed the sound and looked at it, and we all gave a thumbs up,

Damn, the science and technology of the underworld is developed, and the speed of the bus is about to catch up with the fighter jet.

Because of the speed, the scene outside the car window is not clear at all, it is all blurry.

It seems that the fifth hall where the king of Yama is located is quite far away from us, hey, the car has been driving for more than half an hour,

In fact, the prefecture is not as small as we think, but surprisingly large, with an area about the size of China's Sichuan Province.

Fortunately, the place where we took the car was already considered the center of the underworld, otherwise it would be possible to sit for a few more hours, I heard that the place in front of it seems to be called the Difu Shopping Plaza,

Just when we were about to fall asleep in the car, we finally arrived at the station,,

"My mother, it took more than an hour to arrive" Lao Song looked at his watch, his face was depressed,

"Come on, the place where the fifth hall is located is a little remote, and it's normal to be far away." The eighth master smiled,

When I got off the bus, it was dark in all directions, only the bus stop sign emitted a soft light.

In this dark space, our muscles began to subconsciously and slowly tense, and vigilance was raised to the highest.

This place was brought to us by the eighth master, so it is absolutely safe,

Our reactions can only be regarded as instinctive reactions at best, and do not mean anything.

After all, there are many dangers encountered, and there will always be some sequelae.

"Look at you cowardly, nervous fart." The eighth master was happy when he saw our reaction, and said helplessly,

After speaking, the eighth master raised his hand and clapped his palm, looking at the darkness in front of him with a smile on the corner of his mouth,

At this moment, a strange scene appeared,

In front of our eyes, a golden hall suddenly appeared, as if it appeared out of thin air, and it was impossible to see where this hall came from.

"Some time ago, there were a lot of petitioners, and King Yama felt annoyed and set up a trick." Hei Wuchang saw the surprise on our faces, and slowly explained,

"Who are you,,。"

"Bold, dare to trespass on the Yama Palace."

Two thunderous roars suddenly sounded, roaring so that we were all stunned, what is the situation?

Before I could react, a strong wind hit my face, and an iron fork more than a meter long flew straight towards my head.

Seeing this scene, I was slightly stunned, stood motionless and smiled, without the slightest intention of dodging.

Slowly raised his hand, grabbed the iron fork that attacked me, and shook his body,

For a while, a numb feeling began to spread from the tiger's mouth to the arm, which was a bit strong

Shaking his arm, the numbness gradually disappeared,

"Hahahaha,,Okay,,,Can catch my iron fork,Good strength,." A burst of majestic laughter suddenly came from the direction of the main hall, and the tone was full of gratification,

"Niu Tou, your speed is too fast, and I will enjoy it if you say yes."

Needless to say, we all know that the one who complains to the bull's head is not the horse face who else can be,

I knew before that this flying iron fork was testing us to see the depth of our strength.

They can't see such a big person standing here, it's completely impossible.

Following the sound, two burly figures stood in front of the huge gate of the main hall,

They are all about two meters tall and strong, except that one has the head of a cow and the other has the head of a horse.

The majestic breath in the body, rolling outward,

bull head and horse noodles,