After dinner, I sent my daughter-in-law home and told her about the money.

Surprisingly, she nodded lightly after hearing it, as if she was not as excited as I imagined,

"I'm marrying people, not money, why do you want so much, I don't have to marry you if you have money or not." Seeing my puzzled look, my daughter-in-law squinted her eyes and patted me on the shoulder with a smile: "You big fool, I'm very happy to have you with me, it doesn't matter how much money you have." ”

After sending my daughter-in-law home, I chatted with my third son for a while, and by the way, I also told my third son the verses of the scene I saw in front of the white jade box that day.

"It's really amazing, I admire Master Zu's methods." Sanzi shook his head with a wry smile: "It's like a camera, it's even better than the current technology." ”

We nodded, this is really powerful, but we haven't come up with those verses after thinking about them for a long time, and the third son can't quite say what they mean.

Lao Song lit a cigarette after dinner, and took a few puffs beautifully: "Third son, why didn't Uncle Bing come with you." ”

"Uncle Bing went to get equipment, and there are some special things, in order to make us safer after we go there, there are a lot more equipment than last time." The third son said with a smile,

I hope that this time the equipment is more powerful than the last time, and when I was in the nine-storied tower, I found that the bullets were too hard to use, and I didn't use it for a few days.

In fact, I would prefer Uncle Soldier to get a bazooka missile or something, and when the time comes, a missile will fly over and blow up the grandson on the opposite side.

It turns out that I said that if the grandson on the opposite side practices a golden bell jar, we will definitely not be able to make a cannon on it.

"Let's only bring rune paper this time, and the charm will be drawn at that time, after all, I don't know what spell to use." Dad got up and walked back to the room, and after a while he dragged in with a large suitcase.

The things in the box are messy, there are all kinds of things, Dad squatted down and couldn't stop rummaging,

"The gourd used to collect ghosts and souls, the newly made ghost rope, the seven-star sword, and a few bottles of cinnabar peach pit powder and so on." From time to time, Dad took out something from the box, and kept muttering: "Bring a few hundred pieces of rune paper, so as not to be enough when the time comes." ”

We don't know what to bring, anyway, just listen to Dad.

"This adventure should be the same as the last one, you can't ask the gods, and you may not be able to invite ghosts."

Just as we were bored watching our father take the equipment, Old Song let out a faint sound,

"How do you know?" I glanced at him curiously, I was originally planning to ask God to come down and clear the customs directly.

Lao Song smiled: "The Book of Immortality is not simple, didn't Master Xu Fuzu say it, Taoist prosperity can only rely on this, since this thing is so powerful, it is easy to get it." ”

"I feel that these secret realms are actually testing our strength, what is the use of relying on gods and ghosts."

We thought about what Lao Song said in our hearts, and it seems to be this truth,

If you can't please ghosts, then we are really in danger, the ancestors' methods are not simple, the last time the nine-storied pagoda almost killed us,

"Of course, it is impossible for the ancestor to force us to a dead end, there must be a solution." Seeing that we were all depressed, Lao Song hurriedly comforted: "We are Taoist disciples, and the old ancestor will deliberately rectify us." ”

"Okay, okay, don't think about it, go back to sleep, Xiaotian and Lao Song squeeze a bed, make do with one night." Dad shifted the conversation away, stood up and greeted us,

Those who come are not afraid of those who are afraid will not come, since the ancestor wants to try the means of our descendants, then try it, and you can't embarrass the ancestors.

When the third son heard his father say this, he immediately became excited: "What, uncle, I'll sleep on the sofa." When he said this, his eyes kept glancing at Lao Song,

Seeing the third son looking at him, Lao Song sneered, and the corners of his mouth showed a mouthful of white teeth: "The third son brother looks down on us." ”

Hearing Lao Song's words, the third son hurriedly shook his head and explained: "I am here to protect my chastity." ”

"The third son has become smarter and knows the realm of old Song's obscenity, okay, there is progress." All of us present, including Dad, nodded with satisfaction,

"You shall not slander me." Lao Song looked at us with teary eyes and shouted, Where am I obscene, a person like me who is honest and kind-hearted is so slandered, is there still heavenly reason?

In the end, the third son still did not escape Lao Song's clutches, and was dragged into the room by Lao Song with a fierce smile.

Don't think about it, this is just ordinary sleeping, after all, there is me, what can I do with the onlookers in Lao Song,

But if I'm not there, I can't say for sure, cough cough, everyone understands,

Some people will ask, why is Lao Song's hatred for the third son so high, it is actually very simple,

When I was in the nine-storied pagoda, the three sons followed us to beat Lao Song, and when the group beat Lao Song, the three sons were the most ruthless and the blackest.

When he went to bed at night, Lao Song deliberately slept next to his third son, and the third son also realized that he slept very smartly to the outermost and was ready to run away at any time.

"Brother Fan, can I change positions with you?" When I was asleep, I heard the third son whisper to me,

I yawned and didn't think much about it, nodded and agreed, but no one expected that the grandson of the third son was really too dark,

In the middle of the night, Lao Song was awakened by a burst of urine, opened his eyes and sneered, and kicked me unceremoniously.

"I'll grass your uncle." I woke up after being kicked to the ground, jumped up and yelled,

Lao Song was dumbfounded all of a sudden, ouch, isn't this position where the third son sleeps?

"Brother Fan, I was wrong, I was really wrong." Old Song wanted to cry without tears,

In this case, I also blew up, I was really lying down and was shot, sleep I was recruiting someone to provoke someone, and in the middle of the night, I was kicked directly down,

I gritted my teeth and looked at Lao Song, the anger in my eyes became thicker and thicker, it was almost to the point where I couldn't suppress it, Lao Song, Lao Song, I have to clean up your grandson today,

"How could you be wrong, come, let's talk." I jumped on the bed with a sneer, and as soon as I was wrapped in the quilt, I heard Lao Song's screams,

"Ouch~~Tap~~Please don't kick and don't hit~~ My face is ahhhh,,。h

The third son also woke up at this time, and when he saw that I was cleaning up Lao Song, he was not polite, and he took the slippers and beat Lao Song with me.

The screams continued all night, but fortunately the door of my house was soundproofed, otherwise my father would have to rush in and beat me with my third son.

The next morning, I sat up in a daze, ready to go to the toilet to excrete some grains, and when I opened the door, my pants were almost wet with scare.

"Youkai ahh,,。h A scream pierced the sky, and everyone hurried to the living room.

Dad frowned and shouted: "Monster your third uncle, is this your uncle a soldier." ”

Outside the door stood a dark man with duck paws, and two bottles on his back, and I hadn't woken up when I first came out, so I thought he was a monster at once

"Lao Tzu is trying to see if this diving suit is good or not" The soldier's eyes and muscles couldn't stop beating, and he said with trembling lips: "Aren't I just trying, as for saying that I'm a monster,." ”