Chapter 153: The Three-Color Monk
Fei Fei stared at Li Bufan's ****, and asked in a coquettish voice, "Sister Yanyan, what do you usually eat?"
When Li Bufan heard this, he was secretly surprised in his heart, "Why do these beauties also like to talk about ****? If she uses her slender jade hand to gently pinch my ****, wouldn't I be a goof!"
Thinking about it, Li Bufan hurriedly used his hand to cover the ****, and replied with a slight smile, "Actually, my secret recipe is okay for the two fairy-like sisters! I have to eat eggs and drink milk every day!"
Fei Fei looked at Li Bufan with incredible eyes and said, "Really? Are you sure, it's just eggs and milk?"
When Li Bufan heard this, he was silent, but nodded slightly.
Hearing this, Qin Qin muttered to herself, "It seems that I have to adjust my diet formula!"
Not far away, behind a large bluestone on the side of the mountain road, three monks were hiding. Among the three monks, the fat and short monk is named Xiang Yingchao, the thin and tall monk is named Bu Hezhan, and the short and small monk is named Shan Qiufeng.
The fat monk snorted coldly to Ying Chao, gritted his teeth and said, "It's too hateful, on this Shaking Light Holy Mountain, those girls' exercises are not good, but the mountain protection sword formation is too evil, as soon as we make a move, those girls will use the mountain protection sword formation, and our fifteen brothers went up the mountain, and more than half of them were lost, and only the three of us remained! Pity those dead good brothers, they are still children! Now we can't be hard-hitting, we hide behind this big bluestone, and attack those female disciples who go up and down the mountain!"
With a smile on his face, Shan Qiufeng complimented Xiang Chao, "Big brother is really wise, come up with a good way to wait for the rabbit!
Bu Hezhan said with an evil smile on his thin face, "The three of us, when the time comes, if we catch the female disciples of the Shaking Light Holy Mountain, we must vent all our anger on them, so that they can't survive or die!"
Shan Qiufeng suddenly had a bitter face and said, "Ten years ago, I wanted to marry a fairy who shook the Holy Mountain, but I didn't expect that ten years later, my wish has not been realized!"
"Look, your wish for ten years is finally coming true!" Bu He took his hand, patted Shan Qiufeng's shoulder, and pointed to Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qinqin Dao, who came up the mountain.
The fat monk Xiang Yingchao, at this time, the saliva had already flowed, and on the big bluestone, he said with an evil smile, "Brothers, the opportunity has come! I didn't expect that we are so glamorous, one is three, three, one of us, and the interests are evenly distributed!"
Bu He saw it, Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qin Qin, their eyes were straight, and they said with a wicked smile, "It's really God's eyes! My thirty-year career as a bachelor is finally coming to an end!"
Shan Qiufeng sighed slightly and said, "Alas, I don't think God is opening his eyes, it's our dead brother, bless us, let's finally be single!"
"These three girls, I don't know the depth of cultivation, the three of us may not be able to handle it!" Bu Hezhan suddenly frowned and said with some scruples.
The fat monk Xiang Yingchao suddenly took out a roll of black paper from his big sleeve, waved it on the big bluestone, and said with a smile, "Look! What is this?"
Bu He stared intently at the roll of black paper, looked at it for a while, and said casually, "I look left and right, it's like a roll of hand paper, it's used for squatting!"
The fat monk Xiang Yingchao slapped it heavily with his hand, Bu Hezhan's head, and said in a rough voice, "I don't know, this is called imprisoning the incense, when people smell the smoke of this incense, their whole body will stiffen and they can't move, but they won't fall to the ground!"
When Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng heard this, they both praised in unison, "Big brother has such a divine object, it seems that we want to get the fairy of the Shaking Light Holy Mountain, and we can catch it!"
"Hurry up, those three women are near, I'm going to light my confinement incense, you two, take the antidote quickly!" The fat monk Xiang Yingchao urged Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng.
Saying that, the fat monk Xiang Yingchao gave Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng, one person and one pill of the antidote to imprison the incense.
Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng took the antidote and took it immediately.
The fat monk Xiang Yingchao also took an antidote, and then imprisoned the incense and lit it with a flint.
Sure enough, Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qin Qin were all caught in the smoke of imprisoning the incense.
Li Bufan rubbed his nose and said to himself, "What smell?
With a sweet smile, Fei Fei said coquettishly, "This smell is so good, like the fragrance of osmanthus flowers, a faint fragrance, refreshing." ”
"I like jasmine, I don't like osmanthus!" Qin Qin said with a smile.
Li Bufan smiled slightly and said, "Actually, I like the fragrance of pear blossoms!"
Fei Fei suddenly said in an unbelievable voice, "Strange, why can't I move!"
Li Bufan replied casually, "Sister Feifei, I see you, you're tired of walking!"
At this time, Qinqin was also surprised, and said in a coquettish voice, "What's wrong with me, I can't move anymore!"
When Li Bufan heard this, he felt a little strange, and asked in surprise, "You can't be evil, right?"
At this moment, Li Bufan found that he couldn't move.
Li Bufan frowned slightly, and said with surprise, "Oops, I can't move either!"
Hiding behind the big bluestone, the three monks, heard the words of Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qinqin, and knew that Li Bufan and his party were imprisoned and smoked, and they were all very happy.
After a while, the three monks, after confirming that Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qinqin, were no longer able to move, jumped out from behind the stone pile.
With evil smiles, the three monks approached Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qinqin.
At a distance of about ten meters from Li Bufan and Fei Fei and Qinqin, the fat monk Xiang Yingchao suddenly opened his arms to block Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng.
Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng, one on the left and one on the right, stood on both sides of the fat monk Xiang Yingchao.
Bu Hezhan asked Xiang Yingchao puzzled, "Big brother, why don't you let us rush up to the shame?"
The fat monk cleared his throat to Ying Chao and said in a deep voice, "Don't you see a beautiful woman, just like a monkey, the three of us, say that the interests are equal, you have to choose the woman you like first! I'm the eldest brother, of course, there is a primary order, right?"
When Bu Hezhan and Shan Qiufeng heard this, they both nodded again and again.
Shan Qiufeng shouted loudly, "Of course, big brother chooses first!"
The fat monk Xiang Yingchao, with his fat hand, pointed to Li Bufan and said slowly, "This one is mine, no one is allowed to fight with me!"
Li Bufan, Fei Fei and Qinqin, although they have been imprisoned, they can still speak with their mouths.
Seeing this, Fei Fei scolded the three monks, "You three shameless monks!
Bu Hezhan said with an evil smile on his face, "********, just to confirm the natural cycle, where is it against the principles of heaven?"
Shan Qiufeng pointed at Fei Fei's pretty face with one hand and said, "That girl can also scold people, has a character, I like it, big brother, can you give her to my little brother?" )