I made the call for three minutes, well, just three minutes.

Hanging up the phone, I coughed a few times under Zhang Liguo's strange gaze, and then tidied up my clothes, which means "What is your uncle's blind looking at!" ”

"Just now?"

"Personal privacy, can you talk about it casually?" I said seriously: "Let's continue to talk about Liu Chengming, let me tell you, I have a friend named Xiaofo, he is also a person in the industry, pinch his fingers, and know that Liu Chengming is going to die today." ”

Zhang Liguo looked at me suspiciously and didn't speak.

"Really, if you don't believe it, let people check it out to see if Liu Chengming is dead." I looked at Zhang Liguo with a sincere face, and said in my heart, even if Liu Chengming is not dead, I can pull the calf, just say that my friend miscalculated, anyway, I feel that this matter should be done.

The little Buddha said that one is one, and if he really said that it was done, then that person must have been a corpse and did not run.

Just from the last time he came to Guiyang to do those scum things, it can be seen that the little Buddha starts, that is a dead hand, if Liu Chengming can still live when the little Buddha says "it's done", it will be really awesome.

"Okay, I'll check" Zhang Liguo nodded, I guess he also thinks I'm not a braggart person, although he is still a little suspicious in his heart, but he still believes me for the time being, doesn't he?

I sighed, pretended to be very busy, took out my mobile phone and looked: "What, Uncle Zhang, let's have a meal together after a while, I still have something to do today"

"Okay, let's have a meal together in a few days, and I'll have to go back to work." Zhang Liguo nodded, stood up and was about to walk in the direction of the gate, but suddenly turned around again and glared at me viciously: "You kid is trying to drive people away, right?!" ”

"How could I be that rude"

"It's all, it's gone." Zhang Liguo walked out of the city with a smile, and before I could send him, I only heard a knock on the door, and Uncle Zhang, who was unusually discerning, retired first.

I twisted my waist and, in a coquettish manner, turned and went into the back room.

Then three seconds later, my foot hit the cabinet with the pinny toe so much that I fell to my knees on the spot.

"Oh I !!! grass"

It was very hot, and I was wearing sandals with open toes.

You should know what I was like.

"I can't pretend casually" I looked at my toes with tears streaming down my eyes, and saw that my little toes were red and swollen, so I hurriedly limped to the edge of the bed and sat down, and slapped the sleeping fat uncle heavily: "Wake up hungry!! ”

"What's the matter?" The fat uncle waved his hand in a daze: "Bao (don't) go to bed hungry, otherwise you will be hungry." ”

"Hurry, hurry!" I pushed the fat uncle again, and my face was full of pain: "Get up and discuss something." ”

A few minutes later, the fat uncle sat up helplessly under my push, with a look of "I want to kill", just staring at me and not speaking.

"Then why Yujia let me go to Xifeng Flower Sea to play for a few days"

"And then?"

"Shall we go together?"

"If you're hungry (go), you'll have to nourish your body if you're hungry, you know an egg." In Uncle Fat's declarative sentence, the last sentence is absolutely Sichuan, or Guiyang, and he didn't run.

The conversion of Shaanxi accent and Sichuan dialect is really amazing.

"Shall I go myself, then?" I asked tentatively.

The fat uncle glanced at me, shook his head and sighed bitterly: "You are really four (yes) melon peels, people tell you to be angry (go) to play, and not four (yes) to be hungry, why don't you open your wooden fish head?" ”

"People say that there is no class during this time, and I want to go to see the sea of sunflowers in Xifeng, oops, this week Yujia's parents are also very merciful, really let this girl go out of the wild casually." Sighing and changing the subject, I ran to the closet and pulled the door open, getting all my clothes out and throwing them on the bed.

From the cotton clothes I wore in winter to the red underwear I bought last year, I carefully selected them one by one

"Thin girl."

"Huh?"

"You don't seem to be swollen with your toes, you can't be stupid, right?"

I laughed and whistled as I pretended to be relaxed, and secretly gasped for air while saying how I could do such a stupid thing.

To put it simply, in a nutshell, it's a sad story.

"It's time to wash your nose." The fat uncle said with a smile, reached out and took the jade coffin on the bedside table, opened the lid, and a fragrance filled the room in an instant.

Speaking of the operation in Huaiqing Mansion, our biggest gain is the coffin sesame oil.

Wake up in the morning and smell it, and feel refreshed.

Sleep at night and smell it, and sleep peacefully.

The most awesome usage is what the fat uncle figured out, when he went to the toilet, there was a smell in the toilet, and when he opened the coffin lid, the whole toilet was fragrant.

"These ancients are also, an immortal thing is still buried in so many places." I stood in front of the mirror trying on my clothes and chatted with Uncle Fat: "This has nothing to do with the bronze statue we got, but it has something to do with it, I really don't understand." ”

"Don't ask it to do four (yes) drops, and the hungry will be here once, and they won't be angry (go) in the future." The fat uncle leaned on the bed smoking with a smile on his face, and looked relaxed: "When the hungry body and bones are better, the hungry will be angry (go) to Shaanxi to see the hungry master." ”

"Okay, I'll put incense sticks on the old-timers by the way, and then tell him about your stupid deeds over the years." I said with a wicked smile on my face, and the fat uncle glared at me angrily and took a puff of cigarette.

"Those two bastards in the pawnshop, and you have to find hungry people, right?"

I froze, and then, I continued to arrange my clothes, and said with a smile: "No." ”

"That's good."

Because I had my back to the fat uncle, he couldn't see my face, and could only judge from my tone whether I was lying to him.

In my four years of experience in dealing with instructors in college, bragging at such a critical juncture is easy to bragged about.

"By the way, uncle, what do you say the oil and water in this coffin are for?" I changed the subject, but I never expected that Uncle Fat would be able to turn around better than me.

"Hungry thinks, this is not the fourth (is) focus, the fourth (is), the person who carved the words on the stone platform." The fat uncle whispered, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said to himself: "Fengtian Mansion has him, Huaiqing Mansion also has him, what does he want to do?" ”

"This guy is pretty awesome, but I didn't understand what he wrote this time." I said helplessly.

The fat uncle frowned: "That poem is indeed a little abstract, but the four (is) hungry feel that the person who writes the poem is likely to know the secret of the immortal life of the Dao." ”

As soon as the words fell, the fat uncle began to mutter to himself.

"There is nothing to watch the rain at night, the rain can not be found on the ground, and the residual lamp is held out of the house to look, and the rain is quiet after the moon."

"What is the Word? What is the Tao? ”

"The heavy snow can change the wind and rain, the wind can sweep the residual leaves, the cause and effect life is determined, and it is said that it is the way and the way."

"The green lantern is broken, the eternal life is slim, the dead and the yang are not free, the wine and meat are unhappy, and the heart should be happy but angry." (DAO first tone)

"The sky has eyes and a way, and it is not in vain to live for a few days, but it is not evil to do good deeds, and don't ask about the future."

After we came back from Huaiqing Mansion, we didn't study much of the things we got from the mountains, and of course, we certainly didn't think about some of the information we got by accident.

Tired.

The fat uncle is as lazy as me, and so is Hai Dongqing, so

Anyway, everything is in hand, why do you study so much? Right?

I guess that if I hadn't accidentally mentioned this today, I guess Uncle Fat wouldn't have been able to tell me this, he either ate or slept some time ago, and could he have the heart to do scientific research with me?

"There is nothing to watch the rain at night, the rain can not be found on the ground, holding the residual lamp out of the house to look, the rain is quiet after the moon, what is the road? What is the Tao? The heavy snow can change the wind and rain, the wind can roll the residual leaves can be swayed, the cause and effect life is determined, and it is said that it is not the way. Uncle Fat said to me in Mandarin: "I think the meaning of this part is actually very abstract, and it is likely to be some kind of emotion of that person." ”

"And then?" I asked as I pretended to understand.

"The green lantern is broken, the eternal life is slim, the dead and the yang are not free, the wine and meat are unhappy, and the heart should be happy but angry." The fat uncle took a puzzled puff on his cigarette, looked at me, and said something that shook my heart.

"Fine, I think this person is very likely to be immortal."

I turned my back to Uncle Fat and didn't look at him for the first two seconds, but now I'm dumbfounded.

Suddenly turned around, looked at the fat uncle in a daze, and his tone trembled a little: "You mean, there is really immortality?" ”

"I can't say." The fat uncle buried his head in a cigarette and explained to me: "The green lantern in this poem should be related to the green lantern written on the jade coffin. ”

As soon as the words fell, the fat uncle suddenly raised his head and looked at me fixedly: "The bronze statue taken out of Fengtian Mansion may be a green lantern." ”

"What?!" My mind was completely messed up.

"Xiao Hai said, I have also checked, the bronze statue is indeed a broken thing, in the place where the palm of the portrait is raised, there are traces of damage, maybe there is a lamp on it." The fat uncle said uncertainly.

"How can you be sure that there is a relationship between them?" I still don't believe that this thing can make people immortal, Qin Shi Huang is kneeling, and the person who left words everywhere can still live forever? Are you kidding?

"First, they are all related to immortality and yang, second, in the place where they were found, there are the handwriting left by that person, and third, these people are all using the earth qi to raise treasures." Uncle Fat's eyes lit up and said, "It's very possible, it's really possible." ”

"Let's not talk about the relationship between them, the back of that poem doesn't look like a happy thing." I shook my head, looked at the fat uncle and said: "The green lantern is broken, the immortality is misty, let's not talk about these two sentences, let's talk about the last few sentences, the dead and the yang is not free, the wine and meat are not happy, it should be joyful but angry, these few poems"