"When are we going to have dinner? I ate a small loaf of bread at noon, and if my chest was hungry, my brother wouldn't have to touch it......

Chen Liya coquettishly pulled Liu Tianliang's arm and coquettishly, Liu Tianliang subconsciously glanced at Xiao Lan, who was expressionless next to him, coughed lightly and said: "Come on, your chest is not hungry if you don't eat for a month, and the cow's breast is not as big as yours!" Okay, come over and get something to eat, Ding Zichen, you go get a bucket of water to prepare to cook noodles! ”

"Okay~"

Ding Zichen quickly agreed, carrying a broken iron bucket and running to the water tank, while Liu Tianliang took a few women to the side of the tin house and sat down against the wall, and then looked at the women and said: "We all know the current situation, it is necessary to be frugal, there must be no breakfast after breakfast, and dinner can only be eaten a little, I will try to let everyone eat half full at noon!" ”

"It's okay, we women have a small appetite, like I eat a pack of noodles a day is enough......"

Chen Liya nodded hurriedly, without the slightest dissatisfaction, Chen Yang also nodded and agreed: "Yes, we don't have much place to go if we stay on the top of this building, and we will eat less if we do as little activity as possible, but Brother Liu, you are a man with a big appetite, it doesn't matter if we are hungry, but you must eat to your heart's content, so that you can protect us well!" ”

"It's okay, just my body is estimated to be starving for ten days and half a month, I just lost weight......"

Liu Tianliang patted his big belly and smiled, his face was full of indifference, but Xiao Lan on the side immediately turned his head, looked at him and said without doubt: "No!" You are our greatest protection, no matter what, you have to eat twice a day, for us and for yourself! ”

"Queen Xiao, your words are obviously very heartwarming, can you not say it in a commanding tone? Sounds awkward......"

Liu Tianliang rolled his eyes very depressedly, and when he turned his head, he saw Ding Zichen running over with a large bucket of water, but he said with a tangled face: "Brother Liu, this water is too muddy, you can't drink it at all, it's too wasteful to pour it out, I think let's use mineral water to cook noodles first!" ”

"Boiling noodles with mineral water is a waste! Chen Liya, take two condoms for me......"

Liu Tianliang straightened up from the wall, stretched out his hand to look at Chen Liya on the side, Chen Liya's pretty face immediately turned red, and she put her hand into her bra very twistedly, and actually took out two red condoms, and then handed them to Liu Tianliang shyly and said: "Leave one for others, I have finished eating the contraceptive pill, and I don't have insurance if I don't wear a condom!" ”

"Holy! You're going to die if you don't say a word? ”

Liu Tianliang was immediately blushed by her, and glared at her very angrily, but Chen Yang didn't say anything, just covered his mouth and giggled, but Xiao Lan stood up with a frosty face and snorted coldly, coldly threw out a sentence of "disgusting" and strode away, saying that Liu Tianliang's old face was as red as a monkey's ass!

"Ding Zichen, go to your sister's bag and turn over a sanitary napkin for me......"

Liu Tianliang took the iron bucket in Ding Zichen's hand and gave another order, then picked up only a small half of the mineral water left on the ground and handed it to the two women to drink, and then used a fruit knife to cut the empty bottle in half, and when Ding Zichen handed over a thin sanitary napkin, he directly put the sanitary napkin on the cut plastic bottle, and tore open the condom and blew a big balloon into the bucket, and a large number of bubbles soon appeared in the bucket, but the turbid water quickly filled most of the condoms!

"Ding Zichen, come over and hold ......"

Liu Tianliang handed the water balloon to Ding Zichen, and then carefully pierced a small hole in the bulge of the condom, and the clearer water column immediately shot out, Ding Zichen didn't need him to teach him how to do it, so he quickly squatted down and aimed the water column at the sanitary napkin, and after the sanitary napkin fully absorbed the water, the cleaner water continued to leak into the plastic bottle, and the sanitary napkin also quickly launched Huanglai, obviously filtering out all the impurities in the water!

"Wow! Brother, you're amazing, you can think of any way you can do it, people are going to love you to death......"

Chen Liya looked at Liu Tianliang with her hands in her heart, and praised her mouth vigorously, Chen Yang was not far behind, she got up and nodded excitedly, and said in surprise: "Brother Liu, you are so amazing, how did you come up with this idea?" You're our hero! ”

"Ha Lu Ha ~ small meaning ......"

Liu Tianliang enjoyed the adoring gaze of the two girls very much, and didn't mention that he used his mobile phone to download the "Wilderness Survival Manual" before the communication was disconnected, he looked through it for most of the night last night, and waited until the mobile phone ran out of power, and the author of the book is a very famous foreign field explorer, there is nothing flashy in the whole book, it is the valuable experience accumulated by people with their lives!

"Chen Liya, there is still an iron bucket over there, you take my knife and go to the bucket in the water tank to clean it, Chen Yang, you and Ding Zichen filter the water here, and I will get something to build a stove and make a fire......"

Liu Tianliang clapped his hands and stood up, turned around and ran to pick up the red bricks and broken wood, and after a while, a rough red brick stove was made by him, and after stuffing some wood into it to start the fire, he added the linoleum cut into small pieces, and the vigorous flames quickly jumped out, and Ding Zichen's speed was also very fast, and the small half bucket of water was filtered out after a while, although the paint bucket for cooking noodles looked dirty outside, but in the current situation, this is already a blessing in misfortune!

"Hmmm! It's still strong to see this hot food......"

Liu Tianliang squatted by the stove, looking at the noodle soup tumbling in the bucket with great enjoyment, constantly shaking his nose and smelling the aroma everywhere, and everyone's stomachs were also very hungry, including the two women, the leftovers in the stomach had already been digested after the strenuous exercise, and they were all waiting for the noodles to come out of the pot with their eyes around the stove!

"Conscience ......"

A soft call interrupted Liu Tianliang's intention to put his head into the bucket, he subconsciously looked up, only to see Xiao Lan standing aside with a face full of embarrassment, and an extremely embarrassed Liu Liping behind him!

Seeing this, Liu Tianliang immediately sat on the ground, and said with a cold face: "Xiao Dong, you are really good at prescribing medicine, call me Tianliang if you have something, and call me Liu Tianliang or Dead Fat if you have nothing to do, but this time you don't need to say more, Liu Liping's life and death have nothing to do with me, her husband is Shen Lang's captain, and the captain's widow should naturally have them to take care of her, what are you doing here?" ”

"Woo~ he... They told me to get out of here, or they would kill me......"

Liu Liping, who was full of sorrow, cried out at once, crying bitterly, and Liu Tianliang immediately jumped up from the ground, revealing a fierce face, and scolded viciously: "! When Lao Tzu doesn't kill people, does he? You're crying here, and believe it or not, I'm going to throw you downstairs right away! ”

"Liu Tianliang, you ......"

Xiao Lan hurriedly blocked in front of the panicked Liu Liping, seeing that Liu Tianliang's vicious appearance didn't seem to be scaring her at all, Xiao Lan had no choice but to soften his tone and said: "Tianliang, Wu Liguo also saved our lives no matter what he said, without him I wouldn't have been able to run upstairs at all, so we should take care of his widow in a reasonable way, can't you forgive Liping once?" Shall I ask her to apologize to you? ”

"What the hell do I want her to apologize? Is my Liu Tianliang rare? ”

Liu Tianliang still stared at Liu Liping unrelentingly, and said loudly: "Xiao Lan, don't make a mistake, her husband saved your life, I saved her husband's life, this bitch will take revenge and still want me to pity her?" daydreaming, how far away is it for Lao Tzu to die! ”

"Liu Tianliang !!"

Xiao Lan shouted angrily, angrily pulled Liu Liping out from behind him, pointed at her and said: "You know what you did to her, if you don't touch people's thighs and pinch people's buttocks, will people treat you like that?" And it's not all because you're filthy! ”

"What? Lao Tzu touches... Touch her ......"

Liu Tianliang's hair almost stood up, and a pair of bull's eyes almost stared out of his sockets, and Liu Liping knew that something bad was happening, so she waved her hands and cried in great panic: "No, no, he didn't touch me, it's all my nonsense......"

"You roll over to Lao Tzu......"

Liu Tianliang immediately rushed forward and grabbed Liu Liping's hair, grabbed her to the ground, pointed at the tip of her nose and scolded loudly: "Stinky bitch!" How dare you frame Lao Tzu and touch you? Which woman here is not prettier than you, and Lao Tzu will touch you? You tell Lao Tzu, did Lao Tzu touch you, if you don't tell the truth, Lao Tzu will strangle you......"

"No, no, really, it's because I'm afraid you'll tell my husband about me not wearing pants, so I said that, please let me go......"

Liu Liping lay on the ground with a heartbreak, her hands swayed wildly like convulsions, tears and snot gushed out together, but Liu Tianliang didn't hit her seriously, and after pushing her hard, he straightened up, looked at Xiao Lan with a frosty face and said: "Xiao Lan, you can doubt my character, but you can't doubt my taste, you actually believe in this bitch's words and don't believe me, you also underestimate me Liu Tianliang!" ”

"Liu Liping, you ...... How can you ...... like that"

Xiao Lan's pretty face was flushed red, and the hands pointing at her began to shake violently, and Liu Liping only knew how to cry loudly when she lay on the ground, and she didn't dare to defend at all, Xiao Lan was so angry with her that she had nothing to do, and she stomped her feet and shouted: "I don't care about you, how do you like it!" "Shake your hands and leave!

"Woo......"

Liu Liping completely cried out, crying almost out of breath, and Liu Tianliang was also angry with her, gritting his teeth and glaring at her, but Chen Liya walked up to hold Liu Tianliang with a smile, and said with a sneer on her face: "Brother, what are you angry with this kind of slut, she still has the face to frame you, and she doesn't look at her own ghostly virtue, which one of me or Yang Yang is not a hundred times stronger than her, do you still use it to touch her?" What a shame! Let's go, brother, if you don't eat the noodles, they will be mushy, and we won't dare to move if you don't move the chopsticks! ”