Chapter 42: Godfather
Xiao An, this kid doesn't know what's wrong, maybe he's been away from me for too long, and he has to follow me when I run the kitchen to cook, although I'm a little clumsy and suspicious of helping, but I still feel comfortable in my heart.
It's like my own children have grown up, and I can't explain how it feels.
Damn, I'm only in my twenties and running for thirty, how can this mentality feel like a middle-aged uncle?!
"Big brother, I seem to have seen this cat somewhere." Xiao An squatted on the ground, looked at the cat in front of him with his hands on his cheeks, and asked me suspiciously, "Has it met me?" ”
", how can we meet for 108,000 miles." I was dismissive of his claims.
If I let him know that the beggar was me that day, how would I mess up? Where do I put my face as an elder?
It's enough to be known by the fat uncle and Zhou Yan, and let this little kid know? No way!
"Kitten, will you play with rhubarb more in the future?" Xiao An asked politely.
The cat barked twice, turned its head to look at the air next to it, and kept barking as if it was communicating with something.
"Thank you kittens, rhubarb they are often bored, and I can't play with them when I'm doing my homework." Xiao An flattened his mouth, as if he was very dissatisfied with his homework.
In fact, almost every student is dissatisfied with their homework.
Whenever I think of the miserable youth in high school, as well as all kinds of test papers and test questions, I really have a feeling that if I don't die, I will have a blessing.
Just when Xiao An and I didn't say a word, I heard a familiar footstep outside.
The footsteps were so hurried that you could hear that people seemed to be in a hurry.
My hand holding the stir-fry spoon trembled, and the stir-fry movement froze for a moment.
"Thin Girl"
The fat uncle's trembling voice rang at the kitchen door, and I wanted to smile and turn my head to pretend to be relaxed, but I don't know why, my head couldn't turn around.
I could only stand stiffly in place, my eyes slowly turning red.
Feeling him pat me on the shoulder, I took a deep breath and smiled, "Uncle, are you hungry?" ”
"Hungry." The fat uncle coughed and coughed.
"You go sit and rest, I'll finish the food in a moment." I lowered my head and continued to fry the chicken in the pan, smiling more and more happily, but tears flowed uncontrollably.
Damn, happy! It's a pleasure!
The fat uncle hummed, patted me on the shoulder, and turned to leave the kitchen.
After about ten minutes, I felt that I had almost controlled my emotions, so I walked out of the kitchen with a plate of dishes, and when I entered the hall, I found that it was unusually lively.
I don't know when they came, but they are now sitting at the table waiting for me to serve the food.
The master chatted with Zhou Yan with a smile, this scene can be described as extremely weird, I really can't imagine what kind of common topic these two grandsons can have.
Little Buddha is watching TV like Hai Dongqing, it seems to be a war movie, and these two people are quite energetic to watch.
As for Chen Jiushan, he was still in that silent shape, sitting silently on the chair in a daze, no different from a piece of wood.
Kuroko is the one who blends in with the atmosphere the most, smiling and chatting with Xiao An while teasing the cat under the table with his hands.
By the way, there was another person who hadn't seen me in a long time.
Zhang Liguo.
I stared blankly at the lively scene, and couldn't help but rub my eyes with one free hand, thinking that I was hallucinating.
How many times, how many times have I seen this scene in my dreams?
"Little girl, come and sit with your uncle." The fat uncle beckoned to me with a smile on his face.
Looking at the fat uncle who was different from what I remembered, I gritted my teeth, brought the dish over and put it on the table, and then sat down next to the fat uncle's position.
Uncle Fat's smile is still the same, the same honest, with an incomparable sense of intimacy, but now Uncle Fat laughs with an inexplicable vicissitudes of life, as if his smile is telling me that he is old.
It's true that the fat uncle is old, otherwise there wouldn't be so much gray hair in the position of the sideburns
"It's okay to wipe four (it's okay), come back, it's okay to sprinkle (what)." The fat uncle laughed and stroked my hair with his hand, and his eyes gradually turned red, but he didn't cry, he just laughed vigorously.
"Xiao Yi, you" Zhang Liguo wanted to say something, but when he saw Zhou Yan give him a look, he paused and didn't continue, just changed the topic: "It's good to come back, let's talk alone if we have a chance." ”
"Okay." I nodded to Zhang Liguo, smiled, and secretly stretched out my hand to the fat uncle, holding the fat uncle's still fat palm tightly.
Feeling the familiar calluses on it, I felt like I was back when I was a child, when I was still in Longshan.
Whenever I encounter something unhappy or is bullied, I will hold the hand of the fat uncle or the old man like this.
The old man is gone, and now I'm all that's left
"Melon peel." The fat uncle scolded with a smile, squeezed my palm tightly, and said, "Eat quickly, Bao (don't) sensational." ”
"By the way, Brother Yi, I have already introduced myself to these seniors." Kuroko said suddenly.
I looked at him suspiciously and asked, "What's the introduction?" ”
"I'll be your buddy from now on, and I'll be a part of this wreath shop." Kuroko clapped his hands, looked at me unhappily and asked, "You can't forget, do you?" ”
"Holy shit, I almost forgot."
"What a memory." The little Buddha is seizing the opportunity to mock me at any time, which makes me very helpless, because of this, many times I will come up with the idea of killing the little Buddha and sacrificing to the sky.
The master chuckled and said, "I haven't eaten much of the dishes here in Guiyang, so I have to try them today." ”
"Big brother! I'm going to sit with you! ”
"Meow~~~"
I don't know how the master's group dealt with Zhang Liguo and Zhou Yan before, although Zhou Yan didn't have much affection on his face, he seemed to be quite able to talk with the master.
As for Zhang Liguo, he didn't talk to them at all.
It wasn't until everyone picked up the dishes and chopsticks and was about to eat that Zhang Liguo suddenly asked.
"You really don't know where the God of Wealth has gone?"
The master put down the chopsticks very politely, and said to Zhang Liguo seriously: "We really don't know this, since you all know that the God of Wealth has run away, then you must know how we came to Guiyang." ”
"You know, isn't it just running away?" Zhang Liguo sneered: "In the past, it was easy to check you, but it was difficult to deal with you, but now it doesn't seem to be difficult to deal with you." ”
The little Buddha frowned, almost instinctively about to jump out of the dirty words, but the master still grabbed him.
At this time, Zhang Liguo's next words also came out.
"Don't worry, no one wants to deal with you, there is a debtor." Zhang Liguo said, glancing at the master: "I heard him say that you have done a lot of people from the God of Wealth, I thank you here, thank you for my brother." ”
"You're welcome." The master smiled.
"Xiao Yi, I'll discuss something with you." Zhang Liguo turned his gaze to me who was drinking, and asked me very suddenly: "I want this kid to recognize you as a godfather, are you willing?" ”
I almost sprayed the wine on the fat uncle's face, looked at Zhang Liguo in disbelief, and then looked at Xiao An, who was dragging my clothes and teasing the cat.
"This" I said hesitantly: "Our seniority is different, and I am not old enough, is it not appropriate for him to recognize me as a godfather?" ”
Let my age be x and Xiao An's age be y, then the final answer after using a series of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division is.
My age is two to three times that of Xiao An, and the maturity of my appearance is twice that of Xiao An, so I am not the material to be a godfather at all, it's okay to be a brother, isn't it nonsense to be a father?
"What's inappropriate?" Zhang Liguo ate the food indifferently: "He likes you more than my uncle, and you don't know it, you should understand what I mean anyway, and I don't usually have much time to take care of him, you have a name and can help me hold a parent-teacher meeting for him or something, how good." ”
Damn, it's just that you're trying to be lazy, aren't you?!! That's, isn't it?!
"Our generations have their own opinions, don't care about those useless things, Xiao An, he will be your godfather in the future, scream."
The fat uncle and Zhou Yan looked at this scene with a smile, as if they had known about it for a long time.
Xiao An looked up at me, grinned widely, and shouted in a childish voice.
"Daddy."
"Holy shit."
In hindsight, I realized that my answer at the time was so shocking.
People call me Dad, and I reply to someone and say I'll fuck, it's really fucking me.
"Why do you kid shout so smoothly, is this my cheap son for nothing" I smiled helplessly, in response to Zhang Liguo's words.
That's fine, if Yujia comes back to life, this kid should have younger brothers and sisters, if Yujia doesn't come back to life, I can be regarded as finding someone to open up the branches and leaves of my old Yi family.
Who dares to say that a godson is not a son?
If he has a son in the future, it will be my grandson!
"Dad" Xiao An tugged at the corner of my clothes and shouted again.
"Damn, look at your grievances, what are you crying about." I reached over and took the little guy into my arms, and wiped his tears with my hand.
Sixth uncle, your son will be my son in the future, don't worry, you can really rest assured.
"Wow! You have a son before your hair grows. The little Buddha exclaimed: "The surname is Yi, you are awesome!" ”
"Isn't this nonsense, I'm not awesome, are you awesome?" I replied.
Hai Dongqing frowned as if he was counting something, and after a while, he asked us.
"If that's the case, if he calls you dad, do you have to call our generation uncle?" Hai Dongqing frowned and behaved very unhappy: "How do you feel that I am suddenly getting old?"
"Bao (don't) pretend to be tender, eat your rice (go)!"