As soon as I entered the living room (Brother Cao's bungalow, sad urging, Ben Si's masters), a fairy wind and bones of the old Taoist sat in the middle of the sofa, looking at the two of us, the specific appearance refers to the Taishang Laojun in "Journey to the West", but I personally always feel that this old way is awkward, but I can't say the reason, it is awkward, and the chest is faintly hot. "Cao Daoyou, poor Dao is polite." Lao Dao got up and made a joke to Brother Cao, and when Brother Cao saw the other party's appearance, style, and appearance, he knew that the person who came was not good, and hurriedly replied, "What is the name of Daoyou, is there anything wrong?" "Poor Dao's surname is Huang, Cao Daoyou got a thing a few days ago, this thing is very important to Poor Dao, but it is harmful to Cao Daoyou, today I am disturbed, and I hope that Daoyou will return it, Poor Dao is grateful!"

I feel that this Nima is the same as crossing, I looked at Lao Cao, and Lao Cao's daughter-in-law also looked at him very strangely, thinking about Lao Cao's bad luck for so many years, what strange treasures he could pick up, and let people come to the door. Lao Cao looked at Huang Laodao on the opposite side in confusion, and then looked at me and his daughter-in-law, "Huang Daochang, I haven't picked up anything on the taxi night shift in the past few days, no, I'll ask you the driver on the morning shift, if you pick up something, I will definitely return it." Lao Cao Xunsi can also drive this thing to happen, "The things outside the body, it doesn't matter if you lose them, the poor road wants a piece of image in the hands of Taoist friends, if you return it, there will be heavy thanks!" ”

"Oh......" I looked at Lao Cao, and both of us understood. As soon as Lao Cao's daughter-in-law heard that there was a lot of thanks, she immediately asked, "How much money does the master plan to give?" I saw Lao Cao shake for a moment, so he was dizzy, and then shouted at his daughter-in-law: "You hurry up and pick up the child from school, I will talk to the zodiac chief in detail!" The sister-in-law glanced at Lao Cao unhappily, and slowly put on a dress, "Master, sit slowly, I'll pick up the child from school, in fact, our family's conditions are very difficult, Lao Cao has no money, you also know how much money this child burns to study now, if we have that thing, we will definitely pay you back, you give three thousand two thousand, you say that it is not easy for us ordinary people, isn't it?" ”

After listening to my sister-in-law's words, I had the urge to vomit blood, so I hurriedly opened the door and sent my sister-in-law out before Brother Cao was mad. Looking back, Brother Cao's face was blue, but the old way was haha smiled, watching Brother Cao's daughter-in-law leave, took out a few stacks of Mao Grandpa from the cuffs and threw them on the coffee table, I saw Lao Cao's face from black to blue, and then from green to red, I thought it was fun, so I picked up a pile of Mao Grandpa ready to see if it was true or false, and suddenly my chest was like being burned by fire, I hurriedly put my hand in it, and touched a hot jade Buddha, which was given to me by Brother Shan (later explained) when he came back from Tibet, and took it in his hand to see, The cyan jade Buddha actually became red, and it was very hot, and the grandfather Mao in his hand actually turned into a leaf, I am too much information, I feel that my brain needs to be restarted.

"Ahh I looked at Lao Cao, and then at Lao Dao, "I'm the next Ao!" "I called out too. I saw that in the Taoist clothes, where is the Taoist master of the fairy wind and Dao bones just now, the whole big fox head, this is like magic, it is a little crazy.

"Hey, I'll go, your guy is very capable, blame me for being gone, and I still have a magic weapon with me." The fox said with a mouthful of Northeast bud rice stubble, "I'm also gone, Dao Ye's magic has become good, why don't you make Sister Zhiling for the two of us again?" "My poor mouth is here again," then let's make a whole one. After speaking, the fox shook the dust whisk in his hand, and it was really Sister Chiling's head, that is, the hand that took the dust whisk was the animal's paw, I pulled Brother Cao, who was about to escape, and quickly applauded, "Become good, become wonderful, really croak!" ”

"Brother Cao, you just give that video to the slave family!" The fox said to Brother Cao, who was facing like a dead face, in Zhiling's exclusive voice, "If you don't tell the whole story, I'll send my backup all over Shijie to see." I said to the fox in a coaxed and frightened manner. With a shake of the dust, Sister Chi Ling turned back into the fox's head, "Please change back when you get old, at least I can be more comfortable watching Sister Chi Ling speak." I said to the fox, and Brother Cao's big head nodded approvingly.

The fox sighed, and changed back to Lin Chiling's appearance, "Everything is wronged, Poor Dao was originally Huang Daxian, and he practiced to become an immortal in a blessed cave, and one day, a dying person suddenly broke into the cave, God has the virtue of a good life, and Poor Dao exchanged three years of cultivation for a small life, but he used this place as a threat, and wanted to learn the art of doing evil." I want to come to this place of practice, it took me half a few Jiazi to find it, I was really reluctant, and my greed made a big mistake for a while, and I had no choice but to agree, and the poor Tao asked him to practice some world-saving techniques such as hemostasis, massage, acupuncture, etc., but he took advantage of my unpreparedness to steal the hidden leaves of the poor road, and brought it into the world to do evil. I wanted to enter the world to accept him, but the poor way to become an immortal must not commit the precept of killing, and when he was suffering from nowhere to start, the truth of heaven was clear, and the six cycles were reprimanded. But the image in the hands of Daoyou must not be leaked, otherwise it will be seen by the people of the Thirteen Branches (Brother Shan's department), and it will destroy my cultivation place, so I bother the two little brothers to raise their noble hands and raise their noble hands! This time the fox basically spoke in a normal voice, and the tone was very sincere.

The fox talked for a long time, and Lao Cao understood that he was a weasel, and the others couldn't understand it (it's terrible to be uneducated), and I understood everything except Wong Tai Sin who didn't understand. Lao Cao whispered to me, "Weasel spirit! I am happy, to the fox, no, it is Wong Tai Sin said: "You only need to promise me two things, and we will give you the video." "As long as it doesn't violate the virtue of heaven, a few pieces are fine!" Wong Tai Sin replied very simply. "First of all, what did the scoundrel do and how did he die?" I saw that the other party agreed quickly, and hurriedly asked, "Say something I can understand." Brother Cao then added.

"He first used stealth to steal the money of the money village (bank), and then robbed the gold and silver of the women of a good family, and the most hateful thing was that he wanted to defile her in the thatched house, but he broke the spell, so he did not succeed; Zuihou God cursed down, he used stealth skills, and was hit by a car when he was about to do evil again! "When I think of that smell, Dio, no wonder it stinks, the smell of rotting corpses, I vomit...... Brother Cao's face turned green again at this time, and I breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "The second condition is that your stealth leaf gives us some, and you have to teach us how to use it." ”

This time, not only Brother Cao's face was green, but Wong Tai Sin's face was also green. After being green for a long time, Daxian carefully looked at the facial features of the two of us, pinched his fingers and counted them in place, and then his face turned from anger to joy, "It's okay to give, it's okay to teach, but you can't give it all, I have to keep some." "I thought he wouldn't agree, so he asked for a price, but I didn't expect him to agree quite happily, unexpectedly, anyway, it's a good thing, don't be in vain, Brother Cao looked at me and found that I was also looking at him, and smiled at each other, this Nima made a lot of money.

"The incantation is as follows: 'Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, I am calling today, the great immortal is manifested, listen to my call, cover my body, help the evil, differentiate and manifest, and be as urgent as the law!' The five taboos are as follows: the whole body must be naked. Naked, 'first, do not speak in the sun, second, do not think of it, third, do not touch anything unclean, fourth, only the things that are carried in the left hand may be invisible with the body, and fifth, the leaves of the tree held in the right hand must cover the sun and be placed above the head and must not be put down. 'Do you remember?' Daxian asked, and when he saw the two of us recording there with a mobile phone, Daxian's normal face turned green again.

"The wind of the world is going down, the wind of the world is going down." Wong Tai Sin shook his head sadly and muttered, "What about half of the things?" I hurriedly asked, Daxian helplessly pulled the arms of both of us, and told us to close our eyes, whispered a few words, a sentence of "urgent as a law", I and Brother Cao were full of wind in our ears, until Daxian let go of his hand and let us both open their eyes, we found that we came from Brother Cao's house again to the place where we had just been in the afternoon.

It still stinks, especially when I think it smells of corpses, and my stomach cramps. Vomit...... Brother Cao had already vomited over there, and Brother Cao's voice seriously stimulated me, and I couldn't hold back it, vomiting......

Daxian ignored us, took out a gossip inlaid with a compass, and after reading a few words again, a corpse that had begun to decompose appeared on the ground, due to the severity of the decomposition, the face of the corpse was no longer clear, but it could be seen that the death was a miserable, half of the face was gone, there were a lot of bloody footprints around the corpse, it is estimated that it had been trampled by countless people after death, the stomach had been trampled on, and most of the things inside were brought out, Daxian first came to the corpse and blew a breath, and it was silver gas, A small bag flew out of the corpse and fluttered into Daxian's hand, and then Daxian swept it over the corpse with a whisk, and the corpse and the surrounding blood stains suddenly disappeared (but the smell took a long time to dissipate). Wong Tai Sin put down the gossip compass and walked to Brother Cao's side, grabbed a handful of leaves from the bag and put them in his sleeve, Zuihou handed the small bag to Brother Cao along with the gossip with the compass, and the two began to mumble there.

I was going to go over, but when I saw Brother Cao waving at me again and again, I lit a cigarette and waited for them to finish talking. When I turned around after smoking, I found that Ciao, Brother Cao and Wong Tai Sin had all disappeared. I was in the middle of the claws here, the mobile phone rang, and Brother Cao reported his safety on the phone (mixed with the crying of his sister-in-law), and told me to go back to the wedding shop by myself and discuss it later. Meow a mi, tossing for a day, leaving me a question mark in my head, yes, let's go home. Perhaps in the dark, there is providence, and this incident opened my first step into another shijie.

If you also have this kind of smell in the lot you pass by every day, then congratulations, you have also won the lottery ^_^ to be continued