When Xue Qian heard this, she laughed: "Mr. Lu, what are you kidding?" We've almost turned around the island, and we haven't seen a single cave in the cave. %d7%cf%d3%c4%b8%f3 Not to mention the Taoist temple? ”

Mr. Lu said: "This small island is indeed a little too desolate. This fairy is a bit raunchy. ”

I said, "Forget it." What kind of immortal is he? I found that the most powerful thing in the Dao Gate is not the Dao Technique, but the cheek. As long as you are thick-skinned enough, you can call yourself a god. ”

Mr. Lu smiled: "Zhao Mang, Zhao Mang." We're on somebody's turf right now. You're here to make a lot of nonsense, and you don't know how you'll die after a while. ”

After Mr. Lu's reminder, I remembered that I was begging the Taoist priest to detoxify me this time. I can't be too rude.

Xue Qian said: "Since we can't find the immortals. Then let's shout twice. Let's see if we can call him out. ”

I hesitated: "Why don't I feel that this method is reliable?" ”

At this time, Mr. Lu pointed to a mound not far away and said, "Look at it, does this thing look like a tomb?" ”

I looked at it, "Well, it's a bit like that. His tombstone is a bit strange, though. Ordinary tombstones are all in the south, why is this one in the north? ”

We went around to the tombstone and looked. I found that there was a slip of words engraved on it: "If you can't learn immortals, draw tiger dogs." The whole world chases them, and there is no place to bury them. It's ridiculous. ”

I said, "This immortal is self-aware, and knows that his immortal is fake. ”

Xue Qian said: "This is inconsistent. He clearly said that there was no place to bury him when he died, but there was clearly a grave here. ”

Mr. Lu pointed to the side of the tombstone and said, "Look carefully, there is still a small word here." ”

I took a closer look through the moonlight, and found that there was a sentence written on it: "Today I have mercy on you, so that there is a place of size, do not be grateful, and cry on your knees, disturbing people's cultivation." ”

Xue Qian said: "It turns out that this grave was piled up by someone else. ”

I looked at the tombstone and said, "How do I feel, the man who built his grave." Is it all to laugh at him? ”

After I finished saying this, I suddenly heard Mr. Lu sigh. The voice was very sad, as if it had been greatly wronged. I said strangely, "Mr. Lu." Are you a relative of this man? Why does it sound so sad? ”

I turned my head to look at Mr. Lu. However, Mr. Lu's face did not have a sad look, but was full of nervousness.

I looked at him in amazement: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Mr. Lu reached out and took my big knife and looked around: "It wasn't me sighing just now. ”

Xue Qian then said: "It's not me either. ”

At this time, I smelled a strong fishy smell.

I said to Xue Qian, "Have you heard it?" Fishy, I smell it. ”

Xue Qian pointed to the front nervously: "Don't smell it, I saw it." ”

I hurriedly turned around. At this time, I saw a Taoist. He is sitting on the grave. And the fishy smell emanated from him.

By the light of the moon in the sky, I saw that this man was dressed in a Taoist robe, and he was sitting very upright, but his face was covered with a black veil, as if he would not show his true face.

I thought to myself, "I guess this is the one who poisoned me." ”

I arched my hand to him and said, "Hello, old-timer." ”

I heard a very lonely voice: "Hello. I listened to the voice and hung my head and seemed to say aloud, "I'm not happy." ”

I decided to get close to him first. Then he pointed to the tombstone and said, "This grave." Is it your old man? ”

The Taoist nodded, sighed heavily, and said, "I teach others to have a beautiful funeral, but my own funeral is a joke. ”

As soon as I heard this, I was no longer convinced that this guy must be secretly harming me.

I tried my best to suppress the anger in my heart, and said as kindly as possible: "Old-timer. I don't know where I offended you, you have to poison me and deal with me. ”

The Dao man raised his head, looked at me, nodded and said, "You are Huaicheng Zhao Mang?" ”

I said, "Yes, I am Huaicheng Zhao Mang." ”

The Taoist suddenly said with some pride: "How about the poison I gave you?" Is the means clever or not? ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "It's very clever, and everyone is helpless." ”

When the Taoist heard me praise his poisonous intelligence, he immediately nodded with some joy. Immediately, his voice returned to loneliness: "Although you don't know where you offended me, I do. If it weren't for you, how could I have fallen into the hands of this big devil? How could he be so humiliated? I'd rather die without a place to be buried than be buried by him. ”

When I heard this, I said with a bitter face, "Did I hurt you?" How come I don't know anything? Am you mistaken? ”

The Taoist said lightly: "I have always had no last resort. It's you, not bad. ”

Mr. Lu saluted the Taoist and said, "Do you have anything for us to help you with?" That's why you brought us here? ”

The Taoist nodded and said, "I really need your help. However, I was afraid that you would not dare to approach this place because of the danger here, so I took great risks and went to Huaicheng to set a trap to lure you over. ”

I thought to myself, "I see. You poisoned me just to get me to help. ”

I asked, "What are you asking us to help with?" ”

The Taoist said, "Help me with a beautiful burial,"

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but laugh dumbly, why is this person's ideal exactly the same as that of Liu Cripple? He really can't afford to be a god in this pursuit.

I said, "After we help you with the funeral, will you help me detoxify?" ”

The Taoist said, "Naturally. ”

I scratched my head and said, "Then let's not delay, let's start quickly." I'm going to call Boss Li and ask him where the mourners were hired. ”

The Taoist said lightly: "You can help me get my body back first, and then bury it in a grand manner." ”

I pointed to the grave and said, "Your body is not in here?" ”

The Taoist shook his head and sighed, "My body was seized by that demon. It is really painful to be humiliated every day. And this grave is nothing more than what he used to insult me. ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and I asked cautiously, "You mean, your body is in the hands of that demon?" ”

The Taoist nodded and said, "Exactly." ”

As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but cry out: "You have such a great ability, you can't take the corpse, how can we do it?" If you annoy the devil, you'll need to add a few more graves. Most of the words on it have to be slipped: if you don't learn and have no skills, you will learn to steal corpses, you will not succeed in being a thief, and your reputation will be ruined. It's ridiculous. ”

As soon as I said this, Xue Qian and Mr. Lu both nodded, obviously, they also thought that it was not so easy to steal the corpse from the hands of the big devil.

The man said, "You guys' skills. I know it. If you can't, I won't come to you. "A total of women's doubles.

He sighed and said, "The demon watched my body day and night, and I didn't even have the possibility of ventilating the news. A few days ago, he had gone out and when he came back, he became very sleepy. You can steal the body back while he sleeps. ”

I wondered, "This big devil is also sleepy?" The little girl also said before that the fairy has been very sleepy lately. ”

I suddenly realized: "It turns out that the fairy that the little girl is talking about is not this person, but the devil." ”

The Taoist said angrily: "What kind of immortal is that demon? It's really unfortunate for the Daomen, any cat or dog dares to become a god by himself, and he is not afraid of tarnishing the name of the ancestor. ”

Xue Qian said: "Lao Zhao, we have a dilemma now. ”

I asked, "What's so difficult?" ”

A man and a woman on the broken boat asked the fairy: "Do you remember the fish demon in the ghost lake?" ”

"But we're here to steal corpses. If he asks this sentence, he will definitely wake him up, and the body will not be stolen. If the body is quietly stolen, do not ask about this sentence. Those two fish demons must hold a grudge, and maybe on the way back, they will harm us. ”