The exit that Hai Dongqing and the others found earlier seemed to be real, and it was near the floor of the wall. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It was a square exit, about a meter wide and high, and it was basically impossible to get through the square, either lying on your stomach or half-squatting, and only then could you get through.

The shopkeeper Kong was a person who couldn't bear it, so he was the first to rush over, squatting on the edge of the entrance, raising the flashlight and looking inside, his expression was very excited: "This is a tunnel, the entrance here should be wider, and the inside should be narrower, there are no traces of artificial polishing in this tunnel, it should be naturally formed." ”

"Naturally occurring?" The fat uncle frowned: "How narrow is it in there?" ”

"It's a little narrower than the entrance, and you can't get through it half-squatting, so you can only crawl over." Shopkeeper Kong said, then was silent for a while, looked at the fat uncle, and said, "With your size, it is difficult to climb over, so you better be careful not to get stuck." ”

"Can you fucking stop talking nonsense?!" The fat uncle ran over ashamed and angry, kicked the shopkeeper Kong to the side, and then squatted down by himself, looked into the tunnel, and said with some embarrassment: "But I have to say, what you said also has some truth." ”

"Then why are you kicking me?!" Shopkeeper Kong asked without tears.

"Kick you as a sign of respect." The fat uncle smacked his lips: "If you hadn't found the dead hole of that thing just now, we might have to spend a lot of work." ”

Shopkeeper Kong stopped squeaking, and it is estimated that he also felt that it was boring to talk to such a stinky and shameless person.

"Come here, all of you! Walk in line! Don't squeeze! The fat uncle beckoned to us: "Hurry up, there is no movement on it, we should have broken through, we can't fall behind!" ”

Hearing this, we didn't dare to ink, so we hurriedly ran over.

I was also quite curious about this so-called way of life, so I squeezed forward, took a flashlight, and looked at the situation in the tunnel.

The words of the shopkeeper are indeed right, this tunnel, except for the traces of artificial polishing at the entrance, is already a naturally formed underground tunnel when you go inside.

The rock walls around are of the more rounded type, and at first glance, I don't see any sharp stones protruding from them.

"Uncle, why did they build this tunnel so narrow?" The little Buddha asked curiously.

"I guess it's not a tunnel for people to walk through, at most it's a safe passage." The fat uncle frowned, glanced back at the location of the mechanism, and said, "I estimate that this tunnel is out of gas, not for the living at all." ”

"What do you mean........" The shopkeeper pointed to the tunnel, "This is the leyline used to channel qi?" ”

The fat uncle didn't squeak, and casually arranged for us to hurry up and get in, and he came to break off.

Immediately, I saw him take out a compass from his bag and stare intently at the pointer in the Tianchi........

"The qi in this stone chamber is very chaotic, yin, yang, earth, and life, all of which converge and become one." The fat uncle said thoughtfully: "The mechanism just now is a secret fit of this principle, so it's not a problem for me to break it." ”

As he spoke, the fat uncle looked at the compass pointer with a serious expression.

"This tunnel, what should go is the earth qi, the veins of yin and yang are sealed by those gentlemen, and the veins of anger are just below the organ........ "The fat uncle smiled: "Only the road of earth qi can go." ”

"Can't go anywhere else?" Little Buddha was a little curious.

"It can't be said that you can't go, it's just that the entrance is blocked, not to mention the way to the deepest part, there is only this one, and the other entrances are in other directions........." The fat uncle shrugged his shoulders, put the compass away, and patted the shoulder of the shopkeeper: "You are the first to enter." ”

Shopkeeper Kong looked at the fat uncle, and scolded word by word.

"Holy shit."

The fat uncle didn't scold him when he heard this, and said with a smile: "I'm giving you a chance to be a hero." ”

"What if there's danger ahead, and then I die?" Shopkeeper Kong asked.

"Oh, then you're a martyr." The fat uncle replied quietly: "I'll cover you with the national flag when you go back, and I'll cover you as many noodles as you want." ”

The shopkeeper gave the fat uncle a white look angrily, then turned on the flashlight and got into it without saying a word.

I have to say, this grandson's movements are really the same as monkeys, crawling in this narrow tunnel, it doesn't seem to feel uncomfortable at all, the crawling movements are fast, agile so that we can't help but be secretly surprised.

"Awesome." The little Buddha praised from the bottom of his heart: "If it weren't for the identity of the shopkeeper Kong here, I would have been able to make a fortune for him by going to thousands of households." ”

"You can really think about it." The blind boss smiled: "Let's go quickly!" ”

As soon as the words fell, the blind boss also got up, and then, Hai Dongqing, Little Buddha, and the Zhao brothers followed in turn.

"Then I'll break ........" The fat uncle was about to say that he would break off, but he only listened to his words, looked at me and Shen Han, and grinned: "It's inconvenient for me to break it, I'd better go to the front, Xiaohan to break it back." ”

Hearing the fat uncle say this, Shen Han seemed to be a little shy, nodded, and didn't say anything.

"Hey! Look at our uncle's emotional intelligence! I couldn't help but laugh: "He's afraid that you'll embarrass us by climbing in front." ”

Shen Han glared at me viciously, and before she could scold me, I quickly got into it first, and told her: "Pay attention for a while, I just want to fart when I pout my ass, you have to stay away from me when the time comes, don't be hit in your face by my fart." ”

As soon as he heard what I said, the fat uncle who was crawling in front of me asked me.

"Why do you think you owe it so much?"

"I'll let you fart!!" Shen Han scolded angrily, and without thinking about it, he kicked my ass with one kick.

You know, she kicks me a lot, but I really didn't get any fatal injuries.

But this time, it's different from the past, who told me that my posture is the kind of under-kicking?

Pouting his ass, Shen Han kicked me in the groin impartially, and it hurt so much that my tears came down, and I covered my ass and moaned: "Your uncle, you don't say lightly....... Ouch surnamed Shen's ........ If you kick my ass into four pieces, I'm not going to be done with you........"

Uncle Fat's smile at that time was not ordinary schadenfreude.

"Make your mouth dirty!"

At this time, Shen Han also opened his mouth, without feeling sorry for me at all.

"If you climb more slowly, I will give you more than 600 thousand years to kill you in a row, do you believe it?"

Hearing this, I crawled forward without hesitation, followed by the fat uncle's buttocks, and almost stuck to it.

"Count you ruthless!"

The tunnel was straight at first, but as we walked a little further, we came across several corners, one of which was too large to climb through at once, so we had to stop there and slowly adjust our posture to barely get through.

It can be said that the fat uncle is the most suffering of our group, and he has to pray that he will not be stuck while crawling with his life.

When he crossed that corner, the fat uncle was about to be squeezed and cried, and his mouth was full of words.

"If I don't lose weight when I go back, I'm not a human ........."

From the entrance we entered, until our current position, we climbed for more than four minutes, and still did not reach the end.

"Hey, don't say it, there's wind in this tunnel, it's pretty cool to blow." As I crawled, I picked up the topic, intending to lighten the solemn atmosphere.

"That's not the wind." The shopkeeper Kong, who was climbing at the front, suddenly opened his mouth, and said very embarrassedly: "That's the fart I just released, I was a little nervous, I couldn't help but let out a sullen fart, don't mind." ”

"........ the"

At this moment, I suddenly heard a sound of scolding in front of me.

This scolding on the street is very small, not that it is small because of the distance, but mainly because it is ....... How do I feel that these people are scolding the street with their voices suppressed?!

"Old man Zuo, you bastard....... Now it's all right....... We're going to have to play with our lives if we want to get past it! ”

"Ge Lao Wangba, you didn't keep the things yourself, and they broke it, do you fucking blame me?"

"Don't blame anyone! If it weren't for my inconvenient legs! I'm going to have to kick you old thing! ”

"Old Man Sun is reasonable, Master Zuo, let's go in and fight again, you still have to do it, and as a result, that thing is broken, we all have to ......."

At this time, the voices of those acquaintances all stopped in unison.

Then, we heard the laughter of the shopkeeper Kong.

"Hi...... Hello everyone........."

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