The night in the jungle was silent, the moonlight poured down like flowing water, and the brook seemed to be dyed silver.

There are also a few cicadas chirping in the woods from time to time, and everything seems so poetic. Of course, please ignore the old Song with a lewd smile on his face.

"Little lady, come on, come on, the big officials will take you out to play~" Lao Song smiled obscenely, and a lewd laugh came out of his mouth from time to time.

Can we tolerate this situation? It's completely impossible, I'm in a bad mood today, and I'm chased by people like dogs.

Now this grandson still dares to say this kind of dream talk when we are sleeping, and it is directly next to the dung pit to make a bunk, not far from death.

"I'm a caring young man, and I won't do anything like disturbing people's rest."

I shook my head sadly, with a wry smile on my face, took off my coat, and calmly covered Lao Song's head.

At this time, I suddenly felt that someone was staring at me! Hurriedly turned his head to look, it turned out to be six fingers smiling at me doing bad things, I gave him a look and smiled, everything was silent.

Lao Song was really not a mortal, he was covered and still talking in his sleep, and it took at least ten minutes to react.

"Who's that? Who bothers me dreaming! Lao Song angrily took his coat and yelled: "I just arrived at the critical moment, and I put out the fire for Lao Tzu at once!" ”

Hearing his scream, everyone woke up and sat on the ground staring at him, seeing the eyes of us about to kill, Lao Song smiled very sensibly: "What, big brothers, continue to sleep, I didn't wake up just now!" Don't mind, everyone! ”

Lao Song's biggest advantage is that he has the ability to see children, and when he sees a good thing, he will pretend to be cowardly, which to be honest, I admire him very much.

He's a great trick!

For example, it turned out that once, we took a job, and a lewd uncle surnamed Wang was haunted by evil spirits and asked us to help him exorcise evil spirits.

We have received this kind of thing no less than five times, and each time it was very easy to get it done, according to Lao Song's words, it was easy and pleasant.

When I first got the job, Lao Song and I were very happy, it was easy to make money, and it was time to play games and brush copies.

When I arrived downstairs with Uncle Wang, Lao Song called me away: "Let me have a good time, you can watch my brother and me show my strength downstairs!" ”

In his imagination, after seeing the evil ghost, he was full of ambition, and he could do it by raising his hand three times and dividing five by two.

But reality is reality, I watched Lao Song go upstairs with a calm face, and looked at the equipment bag under my feet with a calm face.

This grandson went upstairs to brush the copy without equipment, isn't this looking for death?

Originally, I was going to remind him, but Lao Song said something that dispelled this thought: "Your skills are too bad, maybe you will drag down my brother and me, and look at how Brother Song and I subdue demons, you learn more!" My nickname is the pride of Longhu Mountain! ”

Five minutes later, I went upstairs with my tools, and was just about to open the door and go in to see the situation, when I heard Lao Song's voice.

"Brother, you're my brother! I beg mercy! ”

"Huh"

"Is your brother still not satisfied? Uncle, grandfather, ancestors are all fine! What do you want to hear, my name is what! ”

"Huh"

"Brother Fan! Your little brother is dying! Help me! ”

As soon as the door was opened, Lao Song was tightly entangled by the evil ghost and couldn't move, and after seeing me, this grandson's face changed.

"Brother Fan, this evil ghost is really ferocious! Hurry up and eradicate the harm to the people! Your grandma doesn't care about your uncle's grandson, and you dare to touch me? I don't know if I'm covered by Brother Fan? "The first words were said to me with a righteous face, and the latter words were said to the evil ghost with a pretending v.

Seeing him like this, I was helpless, so I cleaned up the evil ghost and took him home.

After returning home, this grandson suddenly went to heaven, blowing in front of his father, as if he was the reincarnation of Zhang Tianshi.

To get back to the point, we slept all night in a daze, and my dad woke us up the next morning.

"Let's go in the opposite direction of the sand chase now, otherwise we will all have to ascend to heaven when we meet that thing." Dad smiled at us with a bitter face: "Originally, I thought that we people who learned the Tao didn't have to be afraid of any monsters, but I didn't expect to have a long experience yesterday." ”

This has come to the hearts of me and Lao Song, in the past, we were not afraid of heaven and earth, kneeling and begging to give me the virtue of death.

Don't talk about it now, pretend to be a grandson and run around, think about it carefully, it's really a shame for his uncle.

We rested by the creek for a while, and then followed my father on our way.

In order to prevent the sand in front of us from finding us, and also for fear of encountering sandstorms and other things outside, we had to walk along the creek in the jungle.

Along the way, everyone didn't speak, and everyone seemed worried, maybe the human face sand was too scary, or maybe they would encounter something that would be life-threatening at any time.

Everybody feels a lot of pressure, after all, there's such a damn thing looking for us everywhere!

It's really strange to say, after the six fingers woke up today, his face has been miserable, as if he has fallen out of love.

Everyone knows that the six-fingered person is calm and composed, and to put it mildly, he is a dead face, that is, a virtue that will not live.

Seeing him like this, we were all very curious, Lao Song ran to Liuzhi's side in a few steps and asked him, "One person, what's wrong with you today?" Broken out of love? It's okay! With Brother Song, I'm going back to find you a girlfriend in your teens and twenties, what are you doing with a bitter face! Although you are not as handsome as me, you are at least a person! Be a little confident! ”

If I were six-fingered, I would definitely not be happy after hearing this, and I would have to beat Lao Song if I didn't say anything.

But no one expected that Six Fingers just looked at Lao Song and sighed and didn't speak again.

Ouch, what's going on? Seeing this, we couldn't bear it any longer, so we hurriedly ran to Six Fingers and asked him what was wrong.

"Someone, what's going on? Tell us about it! "We were anxious.

"No smoke." Six Fingers smiled bitterly.

"What," the corners of our mouths began to twitch slightly.

"I still have half a bag on me, and the rest is in my duffel bag, but we can't go back and get it! How do I get by! Six Fingers looked indignant.

When we listened to his first few words, we just wanted to scold him, and when we listened to the rest of the sentence, we just wanted to kill him.

What a big deal! Look at your sad face, you think something big is wrong!

Just as we were excitedly greeting Uncle Six-Fingered, there was a sudden sound in the jungle beside us, which almost scared us to death!

Frightened, he hurriedly turned around and looked at the place where the sound came from, but it was okay not to look at it, but he was almost wet with fright when he looked at his pants.

My grandfather, this thing will squat for a while?!