"Oh, don't mention it, it's all tears!" I'm telling the truth, it's all tears.

"Is the computer broken?" In the eyes of the fat man, there were only three reasons to come to him, the first was that the computer was broken, the second was to go out for a drink, and the third was to talk about repairing the computer while drinking.

"Do you have Yang Rui's phone?" I got straight to the point and asked, "What?" If you don't have a car or a house, people don't look down on you. "This dead fat man's words are too shocking, you have to pull me to accompany you if you don't have a partner.

"Your sister! Who said that he was going to deal with her, and he was going to ask her sister who was going to get married about something. "I started glaring and talking nonsense.

"Oh, you take the phone and make a note of it." The fat man was very enthusiastic and took out his mobile phone and began to look up the other party's number.

"I didn't bring my phone, you call me and I'll pick it up." This Nima Wang Lili is too cheating, for Mao to take my mobile phone away, because I have a good relationship with the fat man, otherwise I would think that I would take advantage of other people's phone bills.

"Hey, Yang Rui, I'm fat, Jia Shu has something to do with you." After connecting, the fat man handed me the phone.

"Hello, sister, I'm Jia Shu, do you have Wang Lili's phone, I'm in a bit of a hurry to find her." I'm going to make it clear.

"Brother, that girl is not for you!" The other party's words didn't choke me to death, Nima is worthy of being the fat man's sister, and she has a virtue with the dead fat man when she talks.

"It's not a matter of men and women, it's about the wedding, if you know, give me her phone number." I pinched the smiling fat man with my eyes, and said with a rather serious expression.

"Remember, 138XXXXXXXX!" Yang Rui then told me Wang Lili's phone number.

"Thank you, there will be a chance for everyone to get together one day!" I threw out a blank check.

"Oh, remember to keep in touch." After saying that, the other party hung up the phone.

I muttered Wang Lili's mobile phone number, and I dialed the other party with the fat man's phone.

"Hey, who's that?" The other party asked lazily, and when he heard it, he was still in a half-asleep state.

"I'm Jia Shu, you borrow that thing from me, when will you pay me back." I tried to keep my voice calm, because I didn't want the fat man to know about it, because if I was caught, it would be able to talk about it for at least half a year.

As soon as he heard my name, the other party's voice immediately soared, "You can actually find my phone number, it's really yours." Look at your sincerity, at nine o'clock in the evening, Lan ** Huai Bar, see you or leave! After saying this, I didn't wait for me to agree, and hung up the phone.

This Nima hates me, and after handing the phone back to the fat man, I began to get depressed. It's not that I don't want to go to the bar, because when I was in college, I went clubbing almost every week, but the problem is that this bar in Wang Lili's mouth is a famous gay bar in the city.

Because the fat man's next door is Zhang Peng's hair salon, so after saying goodbye to the fat man, I went into Zhang Yi's hair salon, and at the moment the other party was giving customers a haircut. ”

I smiled helplessly at the other party, and then went into the bedroom at the back of his house, and at this moment my sister-in-law was setting up a table in the bedroom, waiting for Zhang Peng to finish his haircut and eat.

When I came in, my sister-in-law's first words were: "Jia Shu, have you been robbed?" "I'm going to be the next Olympics, and I'm going to look at each other with that wry smile.

Zhang Peng's daughter-in-law is called Wang Yang, and I don't want to answer her question, so I threw out a second sentence that made me extremely entangled, "Jia Shu, there is not enough food, I will go out to buy some steamed buns and come back, do you think it is enough to buy ten?" ”

The first half of this sentence definitely didn't treat me as an outsider, and the second half of the sentence was equivalent to indirectly saying that I was a rice bucket. Rub, I'm not so good at eating, is this Nima swollen today?

"Don't go, I'll go buy something for the tooth sacrifice." I touched the pockets of my pajamas, as if I was carrying money, so I quickly went to the supermarket across the street to buy some spiced peanuts, potato, and dried sweet potatoes, and then returned to Zhang Peng's store with a handful of beer.

When he went back, Zhang Peng had already finished his work. A few of us started chatting while eating, and the topic has been around housing prices. Because the greatest wish of a trader is to have a store of his own, alas! The problem is not to mention the store house, even the ordinary commercial house is enough for our group of young people to drink a pot, and the talk is full of tears.

At about half past eight, I got up and left Zhang Peng's place and walked to the bar designated by Wang Lili. It was just across the street, so I was soon in front of the bar.

I took a brief look at the door, because there was no parking lot, and the vehicles were parked on the side of the road, so I saw Wang Lili's BMW X5 at a glance, ok, as long as you came. Then, I pushed open the door to the bar and stepped into the barhouse.

It was the time when the empty, lonely and cold crowd inside was looking for prey, and suddenly I saw a stranger come in with a rage in his pajamas and an oversized scarf, and all of them were focused on me.

I avoided everyone's gaze and began to look for Wang Lili in the room. After sweeping his eyes, he finally found this little girl in a certain booth. At the moment, this thing is sitting in the booth and drinking, but there are several very well-dressed women beside her who accompany her.

I walked briskly to her booth, and everywhere I went, many men and women began to stare at me, intentionally or unintentionally, and I pretended not to see it, and sat down in front of Wang Lili.

At this point, I'm going to briefly talk about how to judge some people in a bar. Generally, people who want to find *** basically do not drink beer, and most of these people order cocktails or juices!

The duck in the bar is mostly with a ring on the little finger of the right hand, and the lighter is pressed under the red cigarette case, and more lemon juice is ordered.

The ladies in the bar generally wear rings on their index fingers, do not wear valuables such as necklaces, and most of them wear skirts, mainly for convenience, and most of them like to order spirits, which seems to be telling each other that they are strong enough!

Most of the drug dealers in the bar wear rings on their middle fingers, and they wear loose clothes with sports running shoes, which gives me the impression that they are Jiashi who can sneak away at any time when they encounter a police officer or something.

As for men looking for overnight q, the most common means are to put a box of cigarettes on the table, smoke out two of them, expose the cigarette holder, and then place a lighter on top of the cigarette case.

The meaning is so clear, is there a girl who lights a fire for me tonight?

If a girl comes to you, if you are interested, she will draw one of them, and if she is also interested in you, she will draw out another one and light a fire for you. If you're not interested, push the two cigarettes back into the cigarette case and put the cigarette case upright.

As for women looking for an overnight q, the most common way is to order a cup of hot coffee, then place the sugar packet next to the coffee and stir it back and forth with a coffee spoon.

If you are interested, tear open the sugar packet and pour the sugar into the coffee. If you understand, you will sit down and chat with you, until Zuihou starts drinking coffee, which means acceptance; But if you talk to the other person for a while and feel that this person is not interesting, you continue to stir the coffee, and the other person will leave in interest.

to be continued