676 It's not scientific, and it's not magical!
。 The pieces of meat scattered on the ground kept wriggling, turning into black mud and gathering together to shake their necks, shake their arms and arms, and say to Youxiang and Cuixiang helplessly: "Are you satisfied now?" The feeling of the firewood knife is really unpleasant, why don't you both speak? ”
"Ha, ha, you shut up for me and let the old lady rest for a while." Youxiang, who was sitting on the grass, panted, her face and clothes were stained with blood, she looked like she had just climbed out of the Shura field, and the 10,000-year-old Lori Cuixiang next to her kept drinking, she looked quite embarrassed, a little out of strength, Lei Zhe really wanted to laugh when she saw the performance of the two, what is going on, there is no fart to be cut by herself, and the tired of cutting people is about to lie down, the world is completely broken, right?
"Relieved now? Enough to vent? You two really went down, and directly divided the buddies into hundreds of pieces, if we didn't have some ability, we would have been killed by you a long time ago, what are you, female mantis? No, no, even a female mantis would have to eat a male mantis after that, and I found that I was not even as good as a praying mantis. Lei Zhe smiled and sat in front of the two, poured himself wine and said while drinking, looking very comfortable, his appearance was in stark contrast to the fragrance and the fragrance.
"Shut up, you're the female mantis, your whole family is a female praying mantis! You bastard, you can't be hacked to death and pulled down, out of sight and out of mind. Youxiang glared at Lei Zhe, and then said this, she raised her hand to wipe the blood on her face, then looked at the completely discolored clothes, and said with some unhappiness: "I'm going back, it's really a nasty day, you bastard wait for me, this matter is not over!" ”
After Youxiang finished speaking, he left, but Lei Zhe didn't keep it, just shrugged his shoulders and said to Cui Xiang: "Do you want to leave any cruel words?" ”
Cui Xiang shook her head, she looked at Lei Zhe very seriously, and said without any joke: "I just want to know, do you really already have a fiancée?" ”
"Yes, I didn't lie to you, and I didn't use this excuse to fool you and Yuka, I once said that one day I would leave Gensokyo, leave this world, I don't belong to this world, and it stands to reason that I shouldn't be here at all, but for some reason I came here and had feelings for you, I have always regarded you as friends, and I have never dared to face what you have shown, because I feel that I can't give you anything, to be honest, I am a little timid in the face of this kind of thing, Because there's always a lot to think about. ”
"Are you cowardly?"
"yes, because my situation is complicated, Cuixiang, do you really know what kind of person I am? Do you really think I'm the one who lives here? People say that the only one who knows me best is myself, but sometimes I don't even know myself, let alone you, and that's why I don't dare to make any promises and vows to others. Lei Zhe smiled, feelings have always been a problem that has always plagued him, even now, he can't show all his feelings to others freely, and he can't easily accept other people's feelings, especially 'love, this kind of thing.'
"What about your fiancées, can you promise them that you won't dare to say it to others? Do you love them? ”
"Of course, I love them."
"What about me? What are your feelings for me? Cui Xiang asked very seriously, and then stared at Lei Zhe, waiting for the other party's answer.
Cuixiang's question made Lei Zhe smile, with helplessness on his face, he picked up his wine glass, and said in a little silence: "I like you, but liking and love are different, at least for now, my feelings for you are only that, so..."
Lei Zhe's words are not finished yet・Cui Xiang has already kissed him on the lips.,This is the second time Lei Zhe has met a woman who is very active.,The first is Lori Dragon.,The second is Cui Xiang.,Even if it's Gilgamesh, they've never done this kind of thing with Lei Zhe.,To be honest, their relationship is really a little pure.,AjB,Three steps,At most, they'll be A...
The wine glass in his hand fell to the ground, Lei Zhe's body was quite stiff, he didn't know what to do next, and hugged Cui Xiang with his backhand? No, no, isn't that a bit too much? Although he knew that Cuixiang wouldn't mind, it was better for him not to do anything, because Lei Zhe found that there were people watching him in the distance, and the breath of these people was very familiar.
For example, that Ah Li, who is a member of the Heavenly Dao? Murasaki Yakumo with voyeurism? Yuxiang who has already left? Or even the royal sister form of Kiruno?
It seems that it's not just these people, but they like to peep here?
"Lei You, this time I won't lose, this time I'm not the one who appeared at the end, this time, I have more chances than others..."Cui Xiang whispered in Lei Zhe's ear, and then she left.
Someone really doesn't know what to do in this situation, hey, what kind of development is this, bastard, that watermelon who is always smug and always drunk would do this kind of thing, this kind of development is really not expected, Lei Zhe thought that the first person to do this kind of thing should be a queen called Yuxiang!
But what did Cui Xiang's last words mean, why did she always have a feeling of seeing Lori Dragon, Aihuasi, didn't she have nothing to do with Lei Luo?
At the same time, in the world of Origin of Lei Zhe, a group of undisciplined people from different worlds, even if there are already 'gods, titles, are drinking there, this world is eternal night, but it is quite bright, the sky is dotted with countless stars, two moons one yellow and one red hanging in the sky, the flickering light echoes the light released by the two gems in the center of the plain, in the altar above the pyramid.
The pyramid was quite huge, with a total of fifty floors, and the spirits of the undead from different worlds sat on each floor, drinking and chatting, with all kinds of smiles on their faces, and in the distance there was a huge picture from which they could see the situation outside.
When Lei Zhe was split by Youxiang and Cuixiang, a group of people raised their glasses and laughed loudly, each talking about Lei Zhe's tragic situation without discipline, and some people even bet how many knives he would be cut by the two girls, and a man who was called 'Red Comet' in the past stood up and shouted: "Damn, this knife is ruthless, have you practiced it before?" Why didn't I find out that you were so ruthless, oh oh oh, Yuxiang's knife is not bad, hey, mule, how many knives has someone taken in total? ”
"Fifty-four knives, but the number will continue to increase, don't worry, sure enough, women are terrible things, this knife is beautiful, directly cut off the head of the car, Suika GJ!" Seeing this, Amuro directly slapped his thigh and stood up, and then raised his thumb to the group of Gensokyo female monsters above him, but Yun Zi took the lead in giving the other party a big middle finger.
"You bastards just watch the play, what kind of coax?!"
"Yo Yo Yo, someone is angry, hahahaha, sure enough, women are very strange creatures uh..."Before Char's words were finished, someone directly kicked him on the back of the waist and kicked him down the pyramid, and the galactic fairy Shirley Lu stuck her left hand on her waist and pointed at Char who rolled to the ground: "Dead bachelor, do you know what a woman is?!" ”
Hearing her words, the others laughed again, Char patted the dirt on his body, and said with a gentle smile on his face: "Do you think I am willing to fight the bachelor, but I have sincerely pursued you and Lux, but you have all refused, can this depend on me?" You're not going to give me a chance to get out of the group, bastard! ”
"Mr. Char, are you digging into my corner? I can't pretend I didn't see it! Shirley Lu's husband, the woman had already stood up and said this, before he finished speaking, Amuro grabbed his clothes and threw them directly down the pyramid, Amuro pointed at the woman and said: "You bastard with a girlfriend, do you understand the pain of our group of members?" What about the team members? What about the regimental commander? Someone here is provoking our big FFF group, bastard! ”…,
"Ahem..." At this time, Aizen, who was in the upper echelons, stood up and coughed twice, and then everyone's eyes were focused on his body, his smile was still as warm and calm as before, but he then took off his eyes, lifted his hair, and his smile became darker: "You dare to challenge the authority of our FFF group, I want to tell you the facts, what a stupid thing this is!" ”
After Lan Zhan finished speaking, he didn't know where to take out the black robe and bring it to himself, and then a huge scythe appeared in his hand, and after putting on this robe, even his eyes turned red: "Ho ho ho ho, you bastards heterosexuals, ready to die for me, where is my great FFF troupe member?!" ”
In the strange smile of Aizen, a group of people, many of whom are wearing black robes, they are holding all kinds of props in their hands, and the identities of these people are absolutely squirting, such as Orochimaru, Sesshomaru, Sanji, Zoro, Gintoki, Takasugi, Katsura, Char, Amuro, Claude, Sephiroth, Orchiro, Yagami and so on...
Seeing that his old friend Whitebeard next to him also put a black robe on his body, the Yamamoto Corps next to him covered his face a little: "Young people's business, why do you join in, what about your discipline, bastard?!" ”
"Huh? Moral? Wasn't that kind of thing fed to Lei Zhe a long time ago? Whitebeard said with a smile, and then he raised the glaive knife in his hand and shouted: "Burn all heterosexuals, long live the FFF group, and plant my big FFF group!" ”
Looking at a group of people who were shouting words such as burning at the stake, trial, etc., many people shook their heads and smiled bitterly, damn it, this FFF group is really strong, basically all the singles are in it, and they are not willing to be singles or something, but they all have people and feelings in their hearts that they can't forget, and some traumas can not be made up for by time, and in their hearts, it is difficult for others to enter, and it is precisely because of this that they will form an FFF group to miss those who have lost
"These bastards, it's..." Yakumo Murasaki shook her head and laughed, as did the group of female youkai behind her.
"Well, but that's why we like it, don't we? In other words, the old lady is also a member of the FFF group, burning all heterosexuals, how to fall in love with different genders, and blessing all lovers in the world are brothers and sisters who have been separated for many years! ”
With blonde hair and blue eyes, Palucy Mizuhashi put on a black robe and said, she held a candlestick in her hand, the green firelight swayed in the breeze, and her slightly sharp voice blended into the cry of the FFF group: "How to fall in love with different genders, all heterosexuals should be sentenced to death, burned at the stake, you are all long-lost brothers and sisters, bastards!" ”
"You're completely broken." Suika said as she drank her wine, but Mizuhashi ignored her and still shouted.
Then when the FFF group was crusading against those heterosexuals, their shouts suddenly stopped, because the dialogue between Lei Zhe and Cui Xiang had already appeared in the picture, and then Cui Xiang took the initiative to kiss Lei Zhe, and seeing this scene, almost all the props in the hands of the FFF team members fell to the ground, if it wasn't for the mask to cover it, you would definitely find that their expressions were really loving and wonderful.
"Damn, it's not scientific! It's not magical, either! The first to shout out was a white-haired man, the handsome and dashing Sephiroth, the classic villain in Final Fantasy removed his robe and continued to shout: "How is this possible, how can it be watermelon, Lao Tzu is pressing all his belongings on Youxiang, this is a black box operation!" ”
"My savings, all my savings are pressed on Yongyi, this is not scientific, you come out to me to understand, how can the first person to confess be the watermelon that confused drunkard, my Yongyi, my straightforward Yongyi, how can you disappoint me!" The big boss in The King of Fighters, the big snake hammered his chest and said loudly, and many people had similar expressions to him.
"Hahahaha, I won, Lao Tzu made a fortune, you idiots, let you laugh at me again, I am really the final winner, Lao Tzu is a watermelon, hahahaha...!" Claude beside Sephiroth roared, and several other people besides him were also ecstatic, they didn't expect that they had made the right bet, and this time it was the watermelon that won.
"Who are you pressing?" The three generations of Hokage whispered to the Yamamoto Corps and Whitebeard next to him.
"Yongyi.
"Yuxiang..."
"Purple."
The three of them said different names, but the three old foxes looked at each other and smiled, thinking in their hearts, if you win, you will shout, you are still too young...
"Cuixiang, you told yourself?" While the others were messing up, a group of female monsters in Gensokyo were quiet at first, Yakumo Murasaki said to Suika, who was still drinking and didn't say anything.
"Why, didn't you say that? Like I said, I'm not the last one to show up this time, I have a big advantage, and I'm not the only one who says it, right? Cuixiang smiled and didn't continue, and the others fell silent.
"It looks like we're all the same, we're all the same..."