058 - Knife Robbery
After Yang Laodao finished speaking, I was a little stunned, and then blinked and asked: Dao Ye, what do you mean is that the last time the Heavenly Thunder split Lao Wang Bajing was not successful, and now you want to split me?
Yang Laodao bowed his head silently and did not speak.
Still with such a play? God is so unfair!
Yang Laodao didn't listen to my complaints, but sighed secretly again, and turned his head to look at Xiao Ru, who was stunned on the side.
After the two glanced at each other, Yang Laodao suddenly asked me again: Boy, did the old turtle spirit say anything to you?
It has a lot to say
I pondered it for a moment, and then replied: By the way, it seems to have said something before leaving, what kind of turtle hairy rabbit has horns or something
The turtle grows hair, the rabbit grows horns, the armor will prosper, the sword disaster is coming, and the world is in chaos
Before I remembered the original words, Yang Laodao actually said it word for word, and when I heard this, I was stunned again, and quickly asked him: Dao Ye, that's it, not a word is bad, how do you know?
This is a fable left in ancient times, Buddhism "Lengyan Sutra" has also been mentioned, the void in the world, the water and land flight of all things, the name of everything, you do not write for nothing, no is the same as turtle hair and rabbit horns, and some other wild history scrolls are also recorded, when the Shang Dynasty, the big turtle hair, the hare gave birth to horns, and the armor will be prosperous, and then the world was in turmoil, and the Shang Dynasty perished
Dao, Dao Ye, your words may be a bit profound to me. I grinned and said, Yang Laodao shook his head, but I didn't understand a word.
At this time, Xiaoru took over the conversation next to him, and said timidly: Second uncle, otherwise, just show him, this, this is all destiny
That's all there is to it.
Yang Laodao sighed and nodded and said: The turtle has grown hair, the prophecy has come true, it seems that it is not far from the catastrophe
What the hell are you talking about? I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Then I saw Xiaoru come over, first silent for a while, and then pursed his mouth and said: Short legs, do you know why I keep wearing a hat?
I shook my head and replied, "I don't know, but I do think it's strange that you came home with me that night and you even wore a hat on your head when you went to bed, and it seems that you must like that hat."
Actually, it's not
As she spoke, Xiao Ru raised her hand and took off her hat, and the long black hair curled in the hat instantly slid to her shoulders, adding a bit of sensuality to her playful appearance.
Small, Xiaoru
I was a little stunned, and he smirked and said: Actually, the appearance of your long hair shawl is even better
Is it?
Xiao Ru replied coldly, and when she spoke, she saw that the hair on both sides of her head suddenly bulged, and before I could react, I saw that two fluffy white rabbit ears had come out of the hair
Damn!
I screamed in fright, took a step back, and sat down on the ground with a pop
You, you're a goblin! I yelled.
You're a goblin, believe it or not, the old lady is going to kill you now?
Xiao Ru's face turned red, and she glared and said: Actually, like you, I have seen the thunder tribulation descend from the world when I was inadvertent, but what I saw was not a turtle spirit, but a rabbit spirit that had been cultivated in the mountains for more than 800 years
I stared at the two playful rabbit ears on Xiao Ru's head, completely unable to believe my eyes and Xiao Ru's words
Xiao Ru also hung her head embarrassedly and didn't continue.
Yang Laodao sighed again, and then said: Hey, this is all destiny! That year, Xiaoru was four years old, when I took her and Bailong to wander around, avoiding the pursuit of the enemies of Longhu Mountain, in order to make a living, I took over a job in a mountain village to eliminate evil spirits, I thought it was a little demon nuisance to the villagers, this is a very good job to solve, plus Xiaoru and Bailong were young and no one took care of them, so I took them into the mountain together. I didn't expect that the rabbit spirit had some Taoism, and I couldn't control it for a while, but fortunately, the rabbit spirit was full of evil and killed people, and when we were fighting, it was just when the sky thundered to split it, and the result was that the three heavenly thunders split the rabbit essence to the scorched flesh, I wanted to leave with Xiaoru and Bailong quickly, but I didn't expect the rabbit spirit to go out of the body on Xiaoru's body before he died, and she became like this
Having said this, Yang Laodao glanced at his niece again as if he blamed himself, and then said: Boy, do you know why Xiaoru's father has not been by our side all this time? The first is to help us attract the attention of the enemies of Longhu Mountain, secretly investigate the truth of the attack on Fu Qi Sanshan more than 20 years ago, and second, it is to find a way to rescue Xiao Ru, after so many years, the rabbit spirit attached to Xiao Ru has long been wiped out, but I don't know what is left in her body, but the pair of rabbit ears has not been eliminated, and since the age of eighteen, Xiao Ru's head began to gradually grow a horn
As he spoke, Yang Laodao gently pulled away the long hair on the top of Xiao Ru's head with his hand, and a small horn the size of a fingernail really emerged from it, the horn was black, but it was surrounded by a circle of golden lines, although he was a little frightened, but I have to say that the horn was quite cute, especially on Xiao Ru's head.
Seeing that she had two more rabbit ears and a horn, I unconsciously wanted to laugh, but Xiaoru blushed, glared at me fiercely, and grinned, as if she wanted to kill someone, turned her head to Yang Laodao and said: Second uncle, can I kill him? If you dig a pit on the spot and bury it, no one will find out
Hey, it's time like this, so don't make trouble
Yang Laodao said with a straight face: Although this horn is still fine, it has been gradually growing out since you were eighteen years old, just like the green hair on the back of a pony.
Yang Laodao pointed at me again, and then said: The turtle cultivates green hair for thousands of years, it is a green-haired turtle, this hair breeds half an inch outside day and night, the longer the hair, the shorter the life, and the turtle hair and rabbit horns are all evil things. Besides, there is an ancient prophecy that the turtle and rabbit horns will meet in the world and will have a catastrophe, and now that the two of you have fulfilled this prophecy, I am afraid that a catastrophe is coming
Second uncle, then, what can I do? Xiao Ru asked hurriedly.
Yang Laodao shook his head and said: No one has a good way now, but after years of investigation by your father, he did find some ways to prevent the temporary breeding of turtle hair and rabbit horns, sugar can stabilize the growth of rabbit horns, and the method of making turtle hair is vinegar
When Yang Laodao said this, I suddenly realized, no wonder when I first put on my back for the first time at home, Yang Laodao used vinegar to help me wash my body.
But before I could say it, Yang Laodao said again: Boy, I know what you are thinking, but the first time you put long hair on your back is just the first appearance, just because your body has been disturbed by the Millennium Pill, so you can remove the green hair after rubbing your body with vinegar, but now you have become one with the Millennium Pill, and you have become a half-human and half-turtle, if Xiaoru's father can't find a way to eradicate it, then the hair will always remain on your back
Yang Laodao's words are indeed a bit cautious, I am a handsome young man, with green hair on the back, if I enter the public bathhouse, I won't scare people to death?
But I didn't think much about it, because the pair of moving rabbit ears on Xiaoru's head were so cute, I couldn't help but smile and say: Xiaoru, let's race, okay?
What race? Xiao Ru glanced at me and asked.
Tortoise and rabbit race, live-action version. I burst out laughing.
Second uncle, let's bury him.
I've said it all, don't make a fuss about it! Don't make a fuss! Ahem
Yang Laodao was so angry that his face turned red, and he was seriously injured, and he coughed when he was excited, Xiaoru and I quickly shut up when we saw it.
Then, Yang Laodao turned to look at Zuo Bailong, who was standing not far away and bowed his head silently, smiled and said: Bailong, you don't have to blame yourself, everything has its own destiny, fortunately, you can wake up in time, this is a blessing in misfortune
Wake up in time? Master, do I have it?
Zuo Bailong raised his hand and pointed to the black hole, frowned and said: I didn't expect Liu Dayang to even lie to me, although I don't know what he sacrificed inside, but it is obviously not easy to deal with, and all of this is caused by me
It's not your fault, everything is a destiny.
After Yang Laodao finished speaking, he turned to Xiao Ru and said: Xiao Ru, do you remember what I said to you before? There is a life and death catastrophe in your life, when the enmity and enmity are reversed, life and death are reversed, if you can't resolve it, you and the important people around you will die. You have to survive this catastrophe, and it is closely related to two people, the white dragon is one and the pony is the second. When the white dragon came back, I told you that it was already one and a half, because the white dragon was one, and the pony at that time was only half and now
Yang Laodao glanced at me, and there was a lot of mystery in his eyes.
The Millennium Pill has entered the body, and the other half of the people have already appeared.
When we were talking, we heard a rush of footsteps coming from the darkness in the distance, and when everyone saw it, it was the third brother who was covered in blood and strode over, but before he could get to the front, the third brother was suddenly stunned, first glanced at my back, and then glanced at the rabbit ears on Xiaoru's head, and was stupid at that time
Well, cosplay?
I hurriedly asked him: Third brother, where is Old Man Bai?
As soon as I mentioned the third brother of the old man Bai, I wiped the nosebleed and said: Haha, let me beat me to death and tie the stone and throw it into the water!
The third brother walked forward as he spoke, and when he got closer, we saw that there were fine wounds all over his back, hands, legs, and face, which were more serious than the last time Yang Laodao was injured, but the third brother still didn't shout in pain.
Walking up, Yang Laodao first smiled faintly at him, and then said: "Third child, I want to ask you for something."
Old fairy, you say! The third brother patted his chest, and the blood from the wound flowed down.
I'm dying, can you do me a favor and get them out of the hole?
As soon as Yang Laodao spoke, all of us were stunned.