It was a sunny morning with birds and flowers, and Lao Song and I walked to the antique shop and began the legendary official work.

On the bus, I sat on a chair and straightened the corpse, my eyes closed, ready to go straight to the antique shop. Lao Song is different, can he be an ordinary person? How can it be! Seeing that I was asleep, I chatted with the little girl in the front seat without saying a word.

"Girl, where are you going, let's talk!" Lao Song said with a righteous face. If an ordinary girl sees Lao Song talking like this, it's okay not to shout indecent behavior, then the little girl is probably not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she chatted with this grandson half-pushed.

"What do you do? How much do you earn in a month? The little girl looked curious.

"I'm the president of a folk culture association, and it's only 10,000 or 20,000 a month, which isn't much." Lao Song smiled.

"That's amazing! Leave a phone call and be a friend! Let's come out and play together in the future! The little girl looked excited.

"Okay, my phone number is 13804380438, my surname is Chen, my nickname is Xiao Guanxi, contact me when we go out to play together in the future." Lao Song said calmly. When I heard the phone number of Lao Song Bao, I turned my face away, afraid that I couldn't help but laugh and let them see, this grandson is really damaged, bragging, not to say, a phone call can still have such a connotation, convinced. This woman's estimate is also big-chested and brainless, have you ever seen people with an income of one or two hundred thousand crowding the bus?

Just as they were chatting happily, the car arrived. Under the reluctant gaze of the girl, I walked off the bus with Lao Song.

When we arrived at the antique shop, my father was sitting at the door waiting for us, and when he saw us coming, he immediately stood up and yelled at us, "Your uncle! It's time to work! Play with hair! Ten minutes late! "Hearing my dad scolding like this, we could only helplessly bow our heads and let him scold, and promised again and again that we would not be late in the future, etc. No way, you dare to fight back?

After spending the morning in the antique shop, I didn't have any business, let alone looking for us to exorcise evil spirits. Seeing that there was no business for a long time, Lao Song ran over and asked his father: "Uncle, why don't you have any business?" Even if you look for us to exorcise evil spirits! Hearing Lao Song ask, Dad said calmly: "Your house is haunted every day?" In what era, the business of exorcism has to wait! ”

We sat in the antique shop smoking with a depressed face, thinking about making money to buy a house, the more we thought about it, the more painful it became. Not long after sitting down, a few customers entered the store to look at the antiques.

"A few guest officers, please! There are all kinds of antiques in the shop! Say whatever you have to say! The little ones do it! Lao Song said with a pure smile. When those guests heard that Lao Song was so polite, they immediately felt that their face was enough, so they nodded and walked around the store.

"Boss, take out this vase and let me take a look." One of the fat men among the guests pointed to the vase in the cabinet and said, I stretched out my head to see that this vase was not the antique vase I bought for one hundred and five last time I went to the wholesale market! Uncle, I won't show my stuffing this time!

Dad calmly took out the vase and handed it to the guest and said, "This is a bottle from the late Qing Dynasty, you can look at it slowly, and the price is negotiable if you like." ”

A few guests looked at the vase for a long time, but they probably didn't see any problems, so Lao Song went up and began to blow it.

"Guest, you see, this color, this texture, in the late Qing Dynasty was already a very small number of works, I believe that several must be discerning masters, you must be able to see the extraordinaryness of this vase!" Lao Song smiled.

"Yes, this vase is really good! Everything in the late Qing Dynasty is pretty much like this! The fat man laughed, and several other guests nodded. I was shocked when I saw this, where did the eyes of this group of people grow? Where can you tell that this is from the late Qing Dynasty? Later, after the guests left, my father told me that people now are pursuing grade and saving face, especially now that they don't know how to pretend to understand the love of antiques, they just take a vase and fool a couple of sentences, and then praise others, and they will definitely pay for it immediately. It's been a fucked up year indeed. Some poor people can't even afford to eat, while others spend money for the sake of face. Suddenly, I felt that slaughtering these people was quite worthwhile, and they should be doing the right thing for heaven.

As soon as my father saw that the meal was ordered, he took out a hundred and sent me and Lao Song to buy some food. After walking around the antique city for a long time, there was not even a shadow of a restaurant, I felt very curious, where did Dad usually go to eat?

After walking for more than ten minutes, I finally found a small restaurant, fried a few dishes, packed them and carried them back to prepare to learn from Bei Ye to supplement protein.

In the back room of the antique shop, a few of us were eating and chatting, but Lao Song's grandson's poor mouth still didn't change, and he began to make two mistakes without saying three sentences.

"You two rabbit cubs, if you don't learn something well in school, you know how to play all day long." Dad looked at us helplessly. As soon as I heard my dad say this, I immediately lowered my head and pretended that I couldn't hear anything, Lao Song is different, it's Lao Song's style not to talk back? Apparently not!

"Uncle, I have to study hard!" Old Song smiled hypocritically.

When my father heard this, he frowned and asked, "What have you studied?" ”

"English!" Lao Song looked calm.

"How many levels?" Dad looked puzzled.

"Level ten!" Old Song smiled proudly.

"Is there a level 10 in English?" Dad turned his face and asked me suspiciously, seeing that the war was brought to me, I betrayed Lao Song without hesitation: "There is a tenth level of English?" That's not a joke! The highest level is level eight! Dad, he's fooling you! Hearing me say this, my father didn't hesitate to pick up the chair and prepare to give Lao Song a ruthless meal. Seeing that his father was about to go crazy, Lao Song immediately pretended to be his grandson and laughed: "What, uncle, as the saying goes!" Just kidding, life is not boring! Isn't that a way to liven up the atmosphere! ”

Dad nodded: "Come, let's be active together." ”

Listening to the screams in the back room, I smoked outside the door with a satisfied face.

After a few minutes, my father walked out in high spirits, and kept muttering: "It's so cool, moving your muscles and bones is really good for your body." Lao Song covered his face and followed behind his father, looking at me with a resentful expression, and I calmly replied to him with a middle finger.

"My English is actually average, but I'm not bad at anything else!" Lao Song said with a pretending v.

"Really?" I looked calm, and Lao Song was about to answer, but when I saw that my father began to look bad, I didn't dare to say anything, so I closed my mouth and lay on the sofa and began to stand up.

I was staring at the pedestrians coming and going outside the door in a daze, thinking about when I would be able to make money. I have to say that money is money, money is money, life is connected, in this society, if you don't have money, this life is not as good as a dog. Forget it, uncle, let's go by slowly. The road is taken step by step, otherwise it is easy to pull the egg when the step is big. Just as he was about to stand up and go outside the door to blow the wind, at this moment, a man walked into the store.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Qi here?"