343. Do you think you will be able to escape? (laughs~)
What is a festival?
This question has plagued many people since ancient times, and this kind of thing probably belongs to the kind of thing that can only be understood and not spoken, knowing what that thing is, but it just can't be accurately depicted, or it is a vague feeling, but everyone has an intuitive concept, and when some people do certain things, although the action is very ordinary, it will be considered undisciplined by the people around them.
For example, stuffing money, stuffing money, stuffing money, stuffing money, and stuffing money
"So that's why you reflexively came to me?"
Li Qingfeng looked at the trio of the trio of the house of all things and the nocturnal walking glass sitting on the side, with a smile on their faces and a faint cup of tea, looking childish that had nothing to do with themselves.
"Generally speaking, as long as the bid is high, there is nothing that cannot be bought, at least until now, the king has got everything he wants." Nocturnal Liuli looked at Li Qingfeng, who had become a 14-year-old boy, well, she was about the same size as her.
"So if you guys want to apologize, give me now!!"
After using the card, what Li Qingfeng didn't expect happened, and there would be side effects when using the card!!
ALTHOUGH I'VE SEEN IT IN THE PLAYER FORUMS BEFORE, IT SAYS THAT SOME CARDS WILL GET SOME INEXPLICABLE DEBUFFS IF THEY ARE USED, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL EXACTLY WHAT TYPE OF DBUFF IS!
BUT LI QINGFENG ALSO UNDERSTOOD THE MIND OF THE PLAYER WHO POSTED IT.,IT'S ESTIMATED THAT HE MET THE KIND OF DEBUFF THAT WILL TURN PEOPLE INTO LOLIA~ Great Lord of Truth.,Please give me the magic that can turn everyone into Lori~ Ahh What the hell is this debuff?
UNFORTUNATELY, LI QINGFENG TRIGGERED THE DEBUFF.
[Sequelae - Weak: After using the card, some buffs will be randomly triggered.] There are good and bad luck, good luck. The sequelae of this time are just that the body has changed back to the appearance of a 14-year-old. At the same time, you can't use any props and abilities for three hours, of course, the player is invincible for three hours~ That's why you say you're lucky, Sao Nian~]
Of course, this invincible state is relative, and the current Li Qingfeng can indeed be immune to one qiē damage, but it's but!! It doesn't hurt at all, okay!! What the hell are you trying to do with me in a package!! Is it to give a gift to the little ones in Paradise Lost, bastard!!
"Well done, this king appreciates you! Come! ”
"In!"
In an instant, three Imperial Guards in armor appeared in front of the Night Walking Glass. Get down on one knee and bow your head deeply.
"Take them down and fulfill one of their requests~Of course, one per person~"
"Yes."
The three of them stood up, then made a 'please' gesture to the trio of Everything, and the trio walked out with a smile.
"Ah~ Never-ending vinegar kelp, I'm here!"
"My sundae! My money~~"
"The Gate of Heaven~"
When it was over, those three guys had gone completely insane, and they had completely fallen into the abyss called desire
"Okay, the recording is on~"
Nocturnal glass with a small DV in his hand, hey! The Empress of the Empire is too downgrade with a DV!! And what are you going to do with DV!! Are you going to shoot something!!
looked at Shenzhi with expectant eyes, only to see Shenzhi calmly raise his head, and then get up.
Suddenly, Li Qingfeng nodded with satisfaction. It's still childish to me, and you know how to help me out.
"I'll go get the battery. Do you want to bring a camera and film? ”
"No, DV is enough."
In an instant, the thing called 'hope' in my heart was shattered, and even the gods betrayed me!! Someone! Who's going to save me!! It doesn't matter who it is! Hurry up and save me from the sea of misery!! Of course, this qiē just roared in his heart, because Li Qingfeng knew that even if he called out, it would be useless, no one dared to break into the embassy to save himself, and he was 'his own family, his own family' had no reason to meddle at all.
"Okay, don't look like this, it's just that I haven't seen the wind like this for a long time, and I'm a little nostalgic so I'm going to record it on DV."
Yexing Liuli chuckled and reached out to touch Li Qingfeng's hair.
If you could change the bondage posture that looks like a shame on me, maybe I'll believe you
"If you think about it, it seems like I haven't seen this face in more than a thousand years."
Putting his hand on Li Qingfeng's cheek, a trace of nostalgia flashed in the eyes of the nocturnal glass.
More than a thousand years ago, it was before the collapse of the family, and the bloodline of the gods had not yet awakened, and everyone lived happily together, before it was destroyed by the Federation.
Having said that, in his previous life, he was exactly 14 years old when he was taken away, and so was the nocturnal Liuli, and then there were all kinds of transformations, all kinds of brainwashing and realization, which changed beyond recognition, and then although he relied on the power of the Ice Flame Phoenix to recover, he was no longer a childish child but a dull real yàn body, and there were only two thoughts of guarding and executing orders.
Although Li Qingfeng does not have the memory of his previous life, but because he was cheated by the system once, maybe he has the ability of a psychic master called 'Seeing', who has seen the memory of the nocturnal glass, and the person who shares the memory will bear it together with pain and sin in addition to sharing joy
"Hawkers,Take a good picture.,And then send it back to the empire as a gift.,Although the body and I share the memory.,But when you have to reintegrate back, you'll bring the memory back.,So I'll shoot it with DV first.,Leave a souvenir later~"
In the final analysis, the nocturnal glass in front of Li Qingfeng is just a clone, a clone without the slightest ability, purely for selling cuteness, but this is much better than the last time I directly put myself in a gift box and mail it I heard that Zi was taken aback at that time.
"If you don't mention it, can you put me down first"
That bastard of Yinshi is actually tied so tightly! Okay, the three of you will wait for me, and when this time passes, I won't let you see what S is, I'm not Li Qingfeng!
"Don't be in a hurry~ Don't be in a hurry~ Little maid, keep your hands steady." The whole body 360-degree rotation shooting has exceeded a certain realm, at least more than twice as powerful as the sister controls
The next day, everything is housed
"Excuse me, is anyone there?"
Reaching out and knocking on the door, Li Qingfeng stood at the door with a smile, and after a while, no one responded.
"Excuse me!" Raising his foot, he directly kicked through the door, and glanced around, there was not the slightest figure, and even Dingchun was gone.
"Cut, run? Can you escape!? ”
Looking at the note on the table, Li Qingfeng sneered.
[Dear BOSS: Since Kagura said that he was homesick, we decided to take him back to his hometown to meet her parents, Manshiya Agin, and respectfully. 】
To put it simply, he absconded with the money because he was afraid of Li Qingfeng's revenge.
was really guessed correctly by Li Qingfeng, last night the three of them returned to the house of all things and began to organize their things and prepare to escape, after all, Li Qingfeng's combat power was there, whether it was the summoned 'Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Cannon' or the terrifying pistol they could not bear, so they could only flee happily.
It's really happy, because the night walking glass said that they won't be embarrassed, and they will give all kinds of help or something, it's all a big trip that doesn't cost money.
The bracelet on his left hand turned into an Apollon, Li Qingfeng held it in his hand, and then closed his eyes, and a golden arrow appeared in his hand.
"Turn off the explosion mode, switch to normal mode, turn on permanent rear-end mode, turn on the speed of light mode, turn on the remote positioning mode to search for targets"
Suddenly, Li Qingfeng opened his eyes, and in his vision, three small red circles were clearly marked.
“Apollon! Launch!! ”
On the other side, on a distant planet, the trio of the House of Everything are lying comfortably on the beach and sunbathing.
"Ah~ I've wanted to come here for a long time, it's like a dream, it's so beautiful."
"This is not a dream, Yinsang Yinyinyin!! Something seems to be falling from the sky!! ”
Xinpachi, who was about to say something, suddenly saw a golden light that broke through the sky.
"Well, what's there"
A golden arrow feather struck Gintoki directly on the forehead, knocking it out of the way.
"It hurts!! Which bastard the hell!! Littering everywhere!! Kindness?? "Looking at the golden arrow in his hand, although it is an arrow, the arrow is blunt, otherwise it wouldn't be as simple as hurting when the silver just now.
There is a small note at the end of the golden arrow.
"Notes? Let me see, "Ladies and gentlemen of the House of Everything, do you think you have escaped?" (laughs)]"
Suddenly, the three of them looked up at the sky, only to see countless golden rays of light flying straight towards this side.
“”
(To be continued......)
PS: You can't escape~